Let's go on an adventure, /b/. You're a nigger who
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Let's go on an adventure, /b/. You're a nigger who just escaped prison on a bus stuck in traffic on the middle of a bridge. In your possesion is a banana, and the handgun you used to break out.
-Dubs decides what to do
-No killing of self, as niggers are not self-aware
-Go
Jump off bus and die accidently
Look for white women.
>>675055033
GET
>roll for fucking the nearest white woman in front of her kids
Roll perception check, where da wite women at? Ugabunha
>>675055033
Incidentally, there is a white blonde in the front seat.
>>675055677
>>675055329
re rollerino
>>675055677
Pull out dick and put it in her butt.
Wait calmly on the bus and then follow the blonde bitch home.
>>675056098
re-roll
>>675055936
roll
Morph into the Red Ranger.
>>675055936
rolling for dis
Have Meteors rain from the sky.
>>675056298
Roll
Throw her out of the bus
>>675056544
WINRAR
>>675055329
>>675055936
>>675056544
After 20 years in prison for raping white women, you couldn't pass up the chance to rape another white woman. You throw her out of the bus and immediately rape her from behind. Her kids climb out and start screaming for help, so you shoot them both to shut them up. You hear police sirens coming from behind, but their vehicles are still stuck in the traffic jam.
>>675057099
Shoot yourself in the head.
>>675057227
roll
Throw away gun and attack them with the banana
Detonate suicide vest.
>>675057227
You miss.
Fuck the children's corpses
Eat a child while white mother has to watch
>>675057628
>>675057741
Roll for either
>>675057628
Do this
>>675057625
Morph unto the Black Ranger and run away.
Suck a Dick
Sup. Meet Javiela, my fucking bitch of an ex. She fucks some nigger while her friends watched and I figured it all out. She liked to get in the ass and she has a really nice pussy. It's payback time. Here's some fuck videos we have https://mega.nz/#!GdgiRLAI!pcmfB60MhqSIiFLfcWGfY1p5Deort3Stu2h-Z82olvQ enjoy /b/ 30
>>675058175
Roll
Stay low and run down the line of cars until you find a hish speed car with lots of gas (gas is priority). Use the banana as a medium silencer for the pistol to not attact attention, then get it the car and patiently wait until the traffic- oh wait its a nigger um... steal the purse of the woman you just raped, put it on your head and scream "IMMA STRON NIGGA NAW MATHAFACKA"
>>675058175
this
Roll for get chicken
The MEGAZORD comes and saves you.
Run towards the cops like a dumb ass
>>675058175
BLACK RANGER POWER
>>675058495
This
>>675058175
Rollin
Purple power ranger
..with the power of didntdunuffin
shit out a camel and ride it
>>675058671
This
>>675057628
>>675057741
>>675058235
You fuck one of the children's lifeless husks while you chew on the other's severed cock. Such ecstacy. The police sirens are getting closer.
>>675058175
ROLL FOR ZORDON
>>675058690
roll
>>675058175
Roll
>>675058398
>>675058443
>We were so close, spending days watchin the birds
>But we never said the words
>And now that we're so faraway
>I wish I said them everyday
>Not telling you that I love you, why I felt so dumb
>Now I sit alone, thinking we were only off by one
>>675058745
Morph into the Green Ranger and kick ass.
>>675058690
come on escalators
Take off your shirt and show the police your buff bod
Run from the cops and look for a white bronco to steal
>>675058175
Reroll
>>675058866
>offbyone
>doubledubs
Pick one faggot.
Absorb the souls of the dead children and come back stronger than ever
>>675057625
Merge into the darkness under the bus
>>675058966
winrar
>>675058966
WINRAR
>>675058966
GO GO POWER RANGERS
Rob the bus driver
>>675058933
Winrar
Peel your banana.
Microwave time
smoke banana peel
You put your arms up and slowly walk towards the police. as they approach, you steady yourself for a move you learned in prison. You do a spinning kick, launching your pocket sand into their eyes.
>>675058977
But now the past is behind us
Thats why I got on the bus
I traveled so far to tell you
"Without you Ive felt ever so blue"
And now were together, truly in love,
I knew the moment I saw your dub
>>675058966
TOMMY IS WINNER
>>675059271
Roll
>>675059476
Reroll
>>675059344
roll
>>675059535
Rereroll
>>675058966
WINNER
>>675059271
This
>>675058866
>>675058933
>>675058966
You turn into the black power ranger and fly ahead. You spot a pristine white bronco but unfortunately there is a police cruiser between it and you and they look pissed.
>>675059859
oops
>>675059859
Use your Black Ranger Powers and kick everyone's ass.
>>675059912
Turn white and the cop lets you off with a warning
>>675059912
Kick the cop's ass.
>>675059912
take a piss on an sexually aroused asian dude
>>675060010
Roll
Pull out tiny black cock and start shouting Rodney king and black lives matter
>>675060097
reroll
>>675060010
this
>>675060132
This
>>675059912
The driver is an alcohol
>>675059912
Suck his dick until it bleeds
>>675060145
of by one, reroll
>>675060010
ROLLING
>>675059912
Trump rolls in with a Trump-zooka. He fires a deportation missile, blasting your nigger ass back to africa.
>>675060233
winrar
>>675060233
Winger
>>675060233
>>675060233
WINRAR
>>675060271
roll
throw banana at the cop and eat the gun
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>675059859
>>675059912
Try to speak the lyrics to distract the cops, but your nigger tongue fumbles all the words
fortunately, hundreds of beatboxers swarm you and protect you from the cops shot, because theyre white wanna be gansta trash and theres no such thing as whites being victims
>>675060485
Roll
>>675060233
This arouses the policeman.
>>675060271
Rawl
stuff gun up the police officer's ass
>>675060547
Use this to your advantage and kick the Policeman's ass using your Ranger powers.
Compress your poop into shards and throw them at the cop
THREAD IS DEAD
>>675060547
can the asian dude say something typical asian like chig chong or handele maddhe fakkuh
Goomba stomp the policeman
>>675060271
Rolling.
>>675060758
Roll
>>675060547
Wave your dick around until the policeman is overwhelmed by the erge to drop his weapon and mastrabate.
Then you make your move...
>>675060547
remove_cop into console
>>675060758
Rolling.
>>675060916
Reroll
>>675060547
Grab that red arrow and spear the police man with it
>>675060533
Beatboxing happens to be the cop's fetish.
>>675060988
Winnar
FINN IS A NIGGAR
>>675060998
Goddammit off by one.
>>675060988
Winnar
>>675061004
Beat the shit out of the cop using your Ranger powers.
>>675061004
Get to the car as the police officer is wildly maturbating, but find something in the police car as you sneak by.
Your choice, the pos wife, 1000000 dollars, the blueprints for trumps wall, or a fellow nigger in need
>>675060988
You wave your dick around and the cop is so taken aback he has no choice but to stroke his abnormally large dick. Unfortunately you spun your dick too fast and it propels you into the sky!
>>675061426
reroll for trumps blueprints
>>675061426
Nigger in need
>>675061482
Donald Trump takes over for the negro ranger and are now pissing on the asian kid
>>675061482
Propel yourself high into the air, up into the clouds and then when you are high enough you use your power ranger powerslam
>>675061482
Stop flight and fall down on the policeman, directly impale your ass on his boner.
>>675063116
roll
