Soup /b/.
I enlisted into the US Army as an 11x infantry recruit and i leave for Fort Benning on April 18th.
also, general military thread.
11bfag here, congrats on making the worst decision of your life
Why the Army man?
>>675044649
>Airforce is gay
>Navy is meh
>Marines have the pride but thats about it
>>675044511
Worst decision? i turned down a 12b contract with a 20,000 dollar bonus to be in infantry
>>675045022
>fuckingcuck.jpg
Good luck getting that green wiener and doing stupid task that make no sense. Also fuck 30th AG
>>675044872
Actually the navy is gay, airforce are pogs, and marines put up with even more bullshit thatn us and theyre gay in like a pitcher way.
Hooah.
>>675045662
Sounds like someone didnt make it past basic.
>>675045746
*Passed, I'm so sorry.
>>675045672
Rah.
Hooah fag got it right on the money.
>>675045746
I'm enlisted lol life fucking sucks boy, you have autism if you turned down $20,000. Trust me basic training is a joke now a days.
Be all that you can be. Get a ugly wife and a fucked up life in the Arrrrmy!
>>675045672
all pogs minus the pilots you tard
Yeah marine here and I totally regret not listening to my dad and just join the damn Air Force
>>675044162
what was your gt score
OMG why? Is that the best you qualified for? What was your asvab score faggot.
Having said that, I do applaud you taking the yolk, young man, I salute your service.
>>675046127
lol literally EVERY friend of mine who enlisted who left a girl behind got cheated on while deployed. Bad idea to LDR while abroad. Whores cost less emotionally.
>>675046267
my asvab score was 71 and my gt score was 112
>>675046079
Wrong person. I'm not the person you were originally talking to but whatever. I'm airborne. Your argument is invalid.
>>675046357
thats what my biggest worry is, my girlfriend cheating on me. shit sucks to think about man
>>675046267
Some people just want to fight.
>>675046360
Stand relaxed when talking to a drill sergeant and call them drill Sarnt with your hands in your pockets
Share your girls number so we can keep her entertained for you.
>>675046145
Even the pilots are pogs. Don't try and sugar coat that shit,
Former army got out in 88 son just joined Air Farce. Now he's wondering if he joined the right branch.
Thank god for poor white trash or no one would ever join anymore.
>>675046616
4352192863
>>675046709
sound jealous not flying for good ol america
Navyfag here, the military fucking sucks. Of course if you are a lazy, anime watching, beta male, pleb it might straighten you out.
>>675046794
Your son is a pog
>>675046794
he done did nigger
>>675046605
you aint fooling anyone
>>675046932
pog this, pog that
go cuk yourself
What's a gt score?
>>675045662
>Also fuck 30th AG
Why fuck 30 AG. I was there for all of 3 days before being moved to a training company. It's the easiest part of basic. wake up- eat- wait- eat lunch- wait- eat dinner- go to bed- repeat
>>675047224
what the fuck is 30 ag
>>675046360
I am sorry son, but you are going to find that the other guys are fucking morons and you will not be able to tolerate them.
71 and 112 gt is pretty - make your recruiter change your mos or break your wrist
>>675045022
Why did you do that? Former 12B here.
You picked the perfect time to join with no fucking combat deployments. Have fun playing fuck fuck games and SHARP/EO briefings in garrison for the next three years
>>675047354
believe me i know. i got the second to the highest score of all the people at MEPS when i went. i turned down alot of contracts to get my 11x contract.
>>675047224
Lol I was there for two weeks before they sent my class to basic. It was purgatory and so bad we caught two guys fucking in the middle of the night with peanut butter as lube lmao
>>675044162
Trying to join the infantry or armoured regiments of the Canadian Army, and currently just need to overturn some medical-file issues.
>>675047499
its not that i hate engineering or blowing shit up its just not what i wanted to do, i wasnt going to spend years in the Army doing something i dont like
>>675046883
You fucking bitch. I'm an airborne trooper. A paratrooper you fucking cuck. I jump by parachute from any motherfucking plane in flight. Your pilots are bitches. We're the badasses.
>>675047502
Actually, the US just deployed marines in Iraq to fight ISIS. We're going back in, now that Russia's mostly gone.
>>675047331
30th adjunct general reception battalion.
your welcome to the army, here's your gear and vaccines, wait till we find a training company to put you in stop.
Am I a moralfag for wanting to enlist for infantry so other people don't have to?
>>675044162
I am a POG and i love it. But know benning still has a gay ass hard on for actively breaking people. I hope you can run and dont have some weak ass bitch hips/knees/feet/bones/etc.. they will find it and they break you for it. My neighbor is a 11B and a recuiter. He says benning pushes more people back for MED than anywhere else. Jackson pushes the most back these days, but thats where all the shit heads go because they hear it is easier. so they already have a fuck head mindset.
Keep your fucking head up. and learn to run fast. youll do fine.
Go as fast as you can to selection, go SF, make something of your life. SF is still enless fuckery, but at least you get to train and if anybody is in the shit right now, it's SF.
>>675044162
Why the fuck would you do that? I spent 4 years as 11B and went to Ft. Benning for OSUT. It was fucking miserable, not one thing we did was useful as it was all tossed aside at our unit and a giant waste of time.
The Air Force might sit on their ass all day but at least they have the lowest suicide rate and the highest quality of life. The Air Force takes care of people who sign up.
The Army could give two fucking shits less about you. Multiple friends of mine from multiple deployments went to the VA for help and were either denied or given medication that made them worse.
I've been to too many funerals to respect how the military treats service members. It's fucking bullshit. Find a way out. If you ever get injured or want to go to schooling after, good luck getting those benefits you were promised. No seriously. Good luck
>>675047331
30th Adjuntant General Battalion. They stick penicillin in your ass and send you to go get yelled at for 10 weeks. Only if you went to benning though. I went to Sill.
>>good choice.....you dumb fuckstick
>>675047976
>go SF
Someone's watched a lot of movies. First, you go through a 3 week training course known as SFAS. You can't just pass, you have to be manually selected by prior SF operators. Then, you go through two years of SFQC.
SF is endless fuckery? Those people are top tier and top of the line in their field. They're called on for a reason and selected for a reason.
11A here, woohoo!!
>>675048008
The AF is the place to be. My brother and i enlisted about the same time. His life is better than mine in ever way. Should have gone to the AF office with him.
>>675044162
Should have tried to get an 18X contract.
Why not get a minimum wage job? You'll make more than you would in the military. In the military you get $1200 a month and you work from 5-5 5 days a week. 60 hours a week just to earn $1200 a month (BEFORE TAXES).
>>675048328
i did try.
Should have joined the Cav
>>675048309
They get far better living quarters, have far nicer bases, the women are far superior, the chow halls are nicer, the benefits are better, etc.
>>675047779
You basically get to do infantry shit too, plus blowing shit up and hating life.
>>675048201
Regiment is endless BS, how about getting called by your drunk NCO on the weekend and getting smoked. That is fuckery. Tip of the spear, yes, nothing to do in garrison, yes, fuckery abounds
>>675048008
>But know benning still has a gay ass hard on for actively breaking people. I hope you can run and dont have some weak ass bitch hips/knees/feet/bones/etc.. they will find it and they break you for it. My neighbor is a 11B and a recuiter. He says benning pushes more people back for MED than anywhere else. Jackson pushes the most back these days, but thats where all the shit heads go because they hear it is easier. so they already have a fuck head mindset.
>Keep your fucking head up. and learn to run fast. youll do fin
the millitray in a nutshell. I would still do it again. just not for the 12 years I was in. All the things you said are why I'm out. On top of christian generals telling us how we are doing Gods work.
>>675046927
What's your rate pussy? Where are you stationed?
>>675048441
because some of us arent pussies
>>675046148
Are you me?
>>675048441
Airforce here. I work 730-430 Monday-Friday as a computer programmer. Usually get out around 230 on fridays, hour and a half lunches.
On top of that, health insurance, life insurance, free college, not paying for housing or food. Weeeee.
>>675044162
>OPSEC
>Posting ship date on 4chan
Thinking about joining the military recently. Most of my old friends have joined the military, whether it be the Marines, Army, or Air Force.
They all tell me I'm too smart for the army and marines and that I'll hate the people around me. Are there really that many dipshits? Which branch has the most/least?
>>675048544
If you ain't Cav, you ain't shit
I also joined on April 18 but of 2011. Had some good times and bad times, definitely try tout get out of the big army, life gets better in special places.
>>675047791
pararescue still does a better job than you
plus we fly you shits everywhere
>>675048544
>"If you aint cav you aint shit"
lol.
>>675048842
lol
>>675048580
i cringe every single time i hear some bullshit half ass christian shit at any BN/BDE/Post formation. We get CSM school says god needs to be mentioned. some of us don't care.
>>675048842
The terrorists win.
>>675044162
enjoy wasting your life so that companies can continue to profit.
You're not a hero, you're just a machine that gets used, your government will tell you that you'll be honoured in death but you're really just a number and your funeral just protocol.
>>675048856
If you can score high enough, go Air Force. Every branch has dumbasses and autists, but air force is a much better route.
So what's it like being welfare queens?
>>675048441
What are promotions?
What is BAH?
What is BAS?
What is GI Bill?
What is patriotic service?
What is another job where you're paid and treated like a hero for shooting dirty sandniggers in the face?
Most of your basic training will be spicks and niggers. That and people who have literally no other option in life. You will seriously meet the dumbest god damn people you've ever met in your life in basic training.
The day I joined the AF 12 years ago as an E-2, I immediately made more than my wife and I combined both working minumum wage full time jobs. Now I make $62K a year after taxes. The military can be a good life, choose which door at the strip mall wisely.
>>675049102
Hoooooah
>>675048963
Let me guess, Infantry?
>>675047864
Russia was in Syria you idiot.
Do you see the types of knuckle-draggers you'll live and work among, OP? Military is for dumb poor kids with nothing else on the go.
Yeah thanks for giving us rides Mama Pog. Also your pararescue guys are Pogs too. Guess where they get their med training. An army base motherfucker.
What should I do, guys?
>Air Force Security Forces
>Army Infantry
>Marine Infantry
Graduating from HS soon.
>>675049093
Pretty awesome. Afghanistan was a blast. Literally.
>>675048201
To be completely honest, SFAS was not that hard. Just go with a body that is in-shape and don't quit, argue with other candidates, or suck at land nav. No reason you won't get selected unless you're just anti-social the entire time.
Dumbass. Been in 4 years and this shit is gay as aids and just keeps getting gayer. Sexual harassment, equal opportunity blah blah blah. I'm getting out after my 8 years. You ain't gonna deploy.
>>675048856
Navyfag here, do it man. Whether you love it or hate it, it's a quick 4 years (or more if you choose) with awesome benefits, good pay if you rank up (easy to do) and free college when you're done and when you're in.
>>675049093
you realize we pay taxes too right?
>>675047779
But you are going to spend years in the Army doing something you don't like.
>>675048856
I love my job in the army, and it is really setting me up for my ETS date super well with a lot of useful IT certs(not just Net and Sec but CISSP and CCNA etc) but if i were to start again, id go AF every time.
>>675049254
Medic attached to scouts. But like real scouts.
>>675049267
security sucks, youll sit by a gate most likely for years
Just join AF tho
>>675049267
Should consider your options a little better considering you would do fuck all for all 3 at the moment
>>675048842
Ship date...LOL, gay
Dodson, we got Dodson here, see nobody cares.
>>675049315
>I watched a special on Special Forces
They don't give a shit about your physique or the shape you're in. Anyone can be trained to run faster, swim better and get in shape. They look for people who are actually intelligent.
if you want to be a dumb fuck who gets by just on physique, the Navy Seals are for you.
ITT: High-school kids talking about which branch of military is "gayer"
>>675049062
Go troll somewhere else fuckwit.
Just remember you are taking the name of God in vain as you murder these men in their own homeland, and that you will be judged accordingly if you do not repent for your sins.
>>675049352
You realize you're still a faggot, right?
:^]
>>675048872
>>675048544
>>675049262
Mistyped, sorry. I am pretty stupid, I'll give you that.
>>675044162
>infanty
>>675046360
>decent asvab
You fucking moron. Unless you're a literal masochist, you'll hate it unless you keep your boot motivation throughout your enlistment. Should've gotten into a good pog MOS. Sure, grunts will talk shit about you being a pog, but at the end of the day, it doesn't mean anything more than who has the better quality of life.
>>675045672
Can confirm all.
>>675049267
Please do none of those things. If you can score high enough on the ASVAB to have a decent list of jobs to choose, choose one that will get you experience in a career field that will translate over the the civilian world, as well as give you time to get a degree whole you're in. You're not going to be able to do either of those things if you choose any of those.
>>675048856
rah marine yut. My ass hurts
>>675049421
Nice, do you train with them out in the field or are yall just on the sidelines? I swear the medic we have don't do anything.
>>675049144
>will be spicks and niggers. That and people who have literally no other option in life. You will seriously meet the dumbest god damn people you've ever met in your life in basic tra
true story. the guys on each side of my bunk were buddys from Florida. not a day passed that I didn't want to murder those two fuckheads.
>>675049454
>>675049471
>>675049641
I honestly can't think of any practical skills I could apply other than driving a truck or filing a paper or some other stupid shit like that. I figured I might as well take these crappy jobs
>>675049540
You hate us because you ain't us
>>675049690
>>675049352
People on welfare pay taxes too. Look up Adam Kokesh the marine and why he is now anti war.
>>675049093
What's it like being a disappointment to your parents and waking up every morning wanting to kill yourself? I wouldn't know, I'm actually useful to society.
>>675044162
Nice! I'm part of 11x and ship out same day anon! Maybe we will see each other I'm a redhead with glasses
>>675044162
>shitty wages
>high depression rates
>surrounded by idiots all day
>24/7 male contact
>the world outside america laugh at you
Why the fuck would anyone in their right mind join the US military.
You literally give weapons to rebels instead of fighting, sit at camp/training while your mom pays her taxes to keep you there.
Every single military venture since ww2 has been unsuccessful
12 percent of homeless people are ex-servicemen
>>675049841
I suppose if you don't mind standing at a gate all day then Air Force security forces is the way to go because of clearance.
>>675044162
My name b is inigi Montoya you killed my father now prepare to die yadda yadda yadda
>>675046360
Why was my score lower by 1 point but m6 gt higher by like 7?
>>675049062
this guy gets it
>>675049751
Everywhere my guys go, I go. Its pretty fun but the field kills me.
>>675050047
my name is nick and i have a huge nose. you will spot me for sure
Meet Javiela, my fucking bitch of an ex. She fucks some nigger while her friends watched and I figured it all out. She liked to get in the ass and she has a really nice pussy. It's payback time. Here's some fuck videos we have https://mega.nz/#!GdgiRLAI!pcmfB60MhqSIiFLfcWGfY1p5Deort3Stu2h-Z82olvQ enjoy /b/ 1
Should've went 17x but have fun at Ft Bennington you'll come into Charlie company 30th AG on sand hill. Have fun lmao.
>>675049965
You're a piece of shit who has done nothing in your life. The Army will literally take anyone, and you can't even do that. I bet you pay a ton of taxes and contribute to society.
>>675049490
I was an 18X coming in, talking from first hand experience here. Went through the pipeline starting with SOPC, then SFAS, and onto the Q. If you have never even stepped foot on Mackall, then you have no ground to say anything here.
Aha-haha, have fun wasting your life.
>>675050084
>>surrounded by idiots all day
This
>>675050257
google how a ASVAB is scored. GT isn't a raw score, and the overall 70 or whatever you scored is just a percentile.
>>675050281
That sounds pretty fucking sweet, though. Especially that part where I'm a machine. A motherfucking war machine, faggot!
>>675049396
Listen here son. I did 8 LOOOONg years in the army. got out . hated the BS. but now 30 years on, If i had stayed in for 20, I would have been collecting one half base pay for the last 20 years. I wish I had stayed in.
or at least done active reserve,
anyone here lie at meps? i want to join the military but ive been to rehab (sober for 3 years now)
should i even waste my time with trying to talk to a recruiter?
>>675050415
18x I mean
>>675049489
Too ignorant to understand military speak I see
>>675049262
...ISIS is in both Syria and Iraq.
>Military is for dumb poor kids with nothing else on the go.
Another coward self identifies.
It's how pussies always denegrate the military. "They're stupid."
Nigger, I'm an Army vet and I'm smarter than you. Hands down. Don't even try to get in a pissing contest, because my doctorate and multiple foreign languages will win.
And there were people in MI during Iraq that were smarter than me.
You're a petty minded little man who imagines others to be small so you can pretend to be big.
>>675050285
I bet since you have to ruck your medical equipment plus your gear. So far 2 out of the 5 medics attached to my platoon have actually trained with us and did what we did.
>>675050557
If they can't pull it from a record then you can more than likely get away with it. Bout half the people I'm stationed with shouldn't even be here right now because of something they didn't say at meps
>>675049566
this guy knows what hes talking about.
>>675050550
I am not decided yet. I just think i am leaning away right now. I am not as salty as a lot of people here. If i stay in my goal would be WO, because in my MOS( i am nerdy mos) our WO/CWs get to be actual SMEs and of course that money!
>>675050415
i tried man, they were really trying to fuck me over with a 12b contract
>>675044162
You should've picked a MOS you can actually transfer back to civilian world to. Since you picked Infantry you have ultimately 2 choices
>Law enforcement
>Security
want to do PMC work? HA Go 18x then or try out for rangers or green beret.
>MFW Even going through all that will not guarantee you a PMC job. Same goes for Law Enforcement. Say hello to a blown out back and knees. And all that caused for being in garrison.
If this were still hardcore times of Iraq insurgency. Hot lord, easy job promised into a PMC.
>>675048941
POG faggot being a POG faggot
Anyone know if they train you on land nav before RASP? Im pretty sure all Pre-RASP is just to warm you up for RASP...
>>675050513
I don't remember how gt is calculated but it seems to be the most important for doing anything that matters
>>675050618
No, I completely understand, saying the date you go to MEPS is an OPSEC violation is GAY. Yeah, the terrorists win because some newfag is going to basic in April 18th 2016. Him and a couple thousand other people.
>>675050838
my insurance covered it so im sure there is records...
but i have no criminal history due to drugs/alcohol
>>675051042
>MFW guy in my unit had an ASVAB score of 98
>He goes 11b
>Entire unit plus the CO call him a fucking moron
>>675049999
Damn....
And he got quads.
>>675050557
i told some half truths at MEPs, do you have charges? admitting to rehab isnt going to end you i dont believe. i mean half of the people who join at 18 end up in ASAP these days. the army loves giving chances.
I just got my ged, army takes people with ged's right? I'm also Mexican, anyone know how Mexicans/black people get by? I want to join up but I hear all the high ranking people are all white, I'm not gonna be harassed by trump supporters 24/7 right? I mean I'd be in the US army after all.
>>675051147
Don't even bring it up, you'll be fine
>>675046572
dump her before you go. It's seriously almost guaranteed to happen dude. It's better in the long run to just avoid the situation in the first place. Plus you'll get way more pussy when you return stateside. Ladies love the idea of a broken man they can fix.
>>675050853
I've spent 18 months in the fucking sand, don't talk to me about military speak, you neckbeard POS
>>675051068
You should be learning land nav in basic and if you're not retarded it should be pretty easy.
>>675051068
What MOS are you?
>>675046360
Fuck your GT 112 lol
>>675044162
Hope you get into shape before basic. Fort benning is tough, take it for what it is and use it to your full potential
>>675051384
You have to give very white guy in your platoon a hand job. You should be straight after that
>>675051496
I guess but when its at your breaking point and at night, seems quite a bit challenging.
>>675050618
I've spent 18 months in the fucking sand, don't talk to me about military speak, you neckbeard POS
>>675051091
my mos had a minimum ST no GT. ST of 112 required.
>>675051388
you sure? dishonorable d/c would fucking blow
ive been to a detox and a rehab (2 different businesses) back to back when i was 17 and 18. if they pull those records they could see all the drugs ive done, idk man im just so paranoid i know im straightened out ive been sober for 3 years now and i wont slip in the military but a dishonorable would rekt me
>>675050853
Disregard last, wrong post
Been in the military for the last 2 years. Best descicion ever. Atleast in my country. But broke my leg in an accident and haven't recovered since so now I'm working with security..
>>675051410
well my girlfriend and i have been together for a long while and are planning on getting married, whats it like for married couples in the Army? all the MEPS workers and recruiters i have asked say its great. is that true or is it all bullshit?
>>675051575
I haven't signed up yet, but I'm thinking about signing up for an 11b Contract with Opt 40 on it.
>>675051020
You will never get to be a WO or SME unless you have college. Get a decent MOS, and make then give you all the shit they told you about
>>675051645
Yea I'm overthinking it right? Cool cool
>>675051656
Like ruck in just keep putting one foot in front of the other and you'll be fine.
>>675047502
this
>>675051730
a dishonorable? ha you would have to kill a battle buddy, throw your rifle into a river, and rape your CO to get one of those. JAG is awesome.
>>675049062
/thread
>>675051709
The job I actually wanted has roughly the same requirement as yours but I'm a reservist so I got stuck with a tard job
>>675051938
I mean the Middle East is still a fuck fest, north and west Africa too. Korea is brewing up too
>>675051730
If you're really all that worried about it ask the recruiter, but he'll probably say "don't bring it up" as well if anything and should be good to go from there. Telling you man the only people that get dqed for having any incriminating shit about them usually are the ones that say they have it during meps. Just say nothing and you'll be straight
>>675051384
As long as you do what you're told, arrive 15 mins early in the right uniform, shoot well, and have a high pt score you will be fine. It doesn't matter if you're mexican, as long as you aren't a shitbag.
>>675051859
that was my original plan on my contract.
11b? option 40?
good fucking luck, the best i could get with an option 40 was a fucking radio operator. the chances of 11b option 40 popping up is like less than 1%
>>675052082
so you, and other military fags on this thread have never seen someone get a dishonorable discharge for lying at meps?
>>675051885
i have college. got 60 credit hours through AIT and finishing it up here on post with TA.
>>675051844
Dump her ass and never look back, jody is going to be looking after her anyway.
>>675051844
lol
>>675051859
Do that or 19D Cav scout, they are spot on in land nav. Also they will teach you land nav in OSUT, it's pretty easy plus you will be in groups.
>>675052243
Damn really? I thought 11bs were really needed in the 75th.
>>675052264
There was this one case some fuckhead got out because they found out he had a heart murmur prior to enlistment during ITB and I think he's in trouble now.
>>675052167
but you and me both know Korea will never happen, and nobody cares about niggers in africa.
>>675052264
It still happens but when i was in basic, they got general discharges. within six months almost no one gets dishonorable.
>>675052209
Awesome, thanks. I guess I'll see a recruiter soon.
>>675052264
Techiniclly your not in the military until you complete basic. you can't get a Dishonorable for lying to MEPS unless it's caught after basic.
>>675052687
>>675052638
how did these people get caught?
can they backtrack your records through your medical insurance?
>>675046360
This shit reminds me of a funny situation that happened to me.
> Joining Coast Guard I prefer it's mission and aviation ratings over the airforce's. Plus, the other branches treat their guys like shit
> nervous, take asvab without studying
> get a 94, okay
> go to meps in Montgomery Alabama
> hear a bunch of army and marine guys bragging about their asvab scores
> "it took me 3 tries, but I finally got a 28 to get in!"
> my fucking face
> other asshole "shit dude, I got a 32 -- first try"
> wtf nigga? is everyone joining the army and marines this retarded?
> one dude pipes up "shit guys, I got a 54"
> everyone proceeded to praise this dude for being so incredibly smart holy shit
> one says "hey coastie, what's yours?"
> realize I'm the only coastie there to join
> "I forgot man"
> dying one the inside, funny and sad
FortCampbellFag here hope you pussies enjoy sucking the dick at training because you will become either a cold or hot weather casualty
Leadership gives no fucks about your well being
>>675052554
the better thing to do would just be to sign up for RASP as soon as you can, that way you are guaranteed a spot in the regiment for someone of your MOS, if you make it of course.
>>675049062
>enjoy wasting your life so that companies can continue to profit.
Cowardly hippie faggot detected.
>>675052824
try to pull your own records... if you cannot find it they cant. HIPPA laws makes it really hard for them to pull any civilian records.
>>675052824
He fell out from a 10k and they had to get a hold of his records to find out what the problem was. So say you ever decide to drink, get njp'd and so on they might find out "well this guy went to rehab and has a history"
>>675052690
Believe it or not the army is not racist. Dont get me wrong, there are shit tons of racists in the Army, but you will know where they are assigned.
>>675049062
>>675050281
>>675052143
Better to die for the wealth of the American nation than for nothing at all!
>>675052787
Good luck with that thought process. Rape a girl in basic amd see how fast you're prosecutes under the UCMJ.
>>675052787
That's a total lie. UCMJ applies from the moment you swear in. Fuck off, barracks lawyer.
>>675051844
Anyone who tells you your love/sex life will be great on active is fucking lying to your face. If you buy that shit you almost deserve the massive cucking that's about to befall you.
>>675051667
>>675051107
He posted the base he's going to and the date he's going, which is a ridiculous OPSEC violation but whatever. It takes a POG to have any sort of intelligence.
>>675053013
At least they acknowledged that we are machines of war. Badass, dude.
>>675050648
Jesus Christ, that napolean complex tho
Not him btw
[spoiler] thank you for your service sucker [/spoiler]
>>675052554
its not that 11bs arent needed its that whenever an 11b-opt40 contract comes up they get taken fucking fast. just sign up for RASP man, its easier to sign up for it after AIT then it is to get an opt 40 before joining
>>675051384
lol half my unit is hispanic, we even speak spanish on internal coms during stryker convoys.
>>675052690
No problem, I'm mexican and I was put in charge of specialists who been in for multiple years when I was a PFC. Now I outrank all of them, just don't be a shitbag.
>>675049062
>enjoy wasting your life so that companies can continue to profit.
>You're not a hero, you're just a machine that gets used, your government will tell you that you'll be honoured in death but you're really just a number and your funeral just protocol.
u got it.
>>675052854
kek
>>675053104
njp'd?
>>675053093
how would i pull my own records
also thank you faggots for being patient with me
>>675053255
well shit. im probably going to dump her ass then. im not fucking around man thanks for the advice.
>>675046360
Chris? Really, is this Chris?
>>675053263
There are only so many basic training locations, don't really care if your a fuckin bat boy, all I know is you are dumb as shit to think that anyone cares about a basic date.
>>675053623
nah, OP here my name is Nick.
SFC 13 B Vet here. You'll be alright. Do what you're told, don't be a fucking idiot, make your bunk properly, do good in PT, study study study. You'll be fine.
Congratulations dumbass! You are now a sheep who has been fooled by government propaganda and promises of glory. Enjoy basic because when you get to the Middle East you're going to get killed.
>>675053307
*Napoleon.
Not only did you misspell it, you misused the term.
But go ahead and denegrate militaryfags some more and pretend you're superior, and not a weak ass, ungrateful freeloading faggot whose wrist is too limp to hold a weapon, much less use one.
>>675053460
call and ask. insurance or whoever. but really if youre worried. the worst thing that can happen if youre open about it, they say naw. your call. I wouldnt worry too hard. its rehab with no charges. court ordered?
>>675044162
Hey faggot, i leave for bragg on the 18th as well! Holy shit, see you there homie!
>>675053213
This is true
>>675045889
he got it right you idiot
>>675053744
Also dubs.
>>675047791
Funny didn't know A10 pilots where bitches...
>>675053592
No problem dude. Glad I could help someone learn from my fuckups.
>>675050557
I told the truth. All I need are two medical waivers and I'm good to go. Personally it bothered me too much to lie. But it's up to you.
>>675053838
And this is true
>>675053344
>>675053333
>>675053163
Awesome, I guess I was just having retard moment. I'll try my hardest. Also nice dub dubs and quads.
>>675053592
Seriously, you're not going to be around a lot and when you are, you're just going to be pissed off all the time.
>>675053754
Shut the fuck up dude Fags like I wish I had to shoot at back in Kandahar
>>675053693
I, personally, give no fuck about some randos ship date. Doesn't mean some CO can't find out, granted anon threads are nice, posting a ship date on any website is retarded.
>>675044162
Nice. I'm currently putting together a packet for OCS (Army is my first choice). What rank will you go in as?
>>675053877
Oh my god, I got dubs twice. If dubs again, I will re-enlist.
>>675053213
Yes UCMJ applies, however you won't get a dishonorable. you will get an other than honorable if it's completed before basic. Why do you think there is a difference on a 2-1 for Active Duty for training and Actual Active time.
>>675053787
not court ordered i checked myself in as an adult.
It was for heroin though so im pretty damn sure they'd say no if i was upfront about it.
which really fucking sucks because yeah i made some mistakes but i honestly feel like im more qualified then a majority of the idiots who enlist
>>675053798
read much dumbass? im going to Benning not Bragg.
>Want to go 19K, brother calls me a faggot, Want to go Cav Scout, get called a faggot.
>Unless I go 11Bravo like him, I'm a faggot.
Dicks.
>>675048008
Sorry you got taken advantage of :^(
>>675054007
you wont
>>675054007
As a SPY
>>675054030
i enlisted, and i agree. but your call.
>>675044162
USMC or nothing
>>675054007
Don't do it
>>675044162
choosing army is like saying I would like to be mediocre
I'm a mechanic (91B) just want to let ya'll know, we hate you too and I could easily fix your truck but you or your platoon sergeant pissed me off recently so instead I'm gonna go chain smoke in the smoke pit while talking about how fucking retarded you are.
>>675054107
just do something you know youll be fine doing for the next 4-8 years its not about being cool or being a faggot you fucking faggot
>>675054353
Lemme guess, you're a faggot?
>>675053970
i should probably get my bank card back from her then.
>>675054179
Thank God, I didn't want to get back in anyways. I'm retired. Shit I was SFC, probably wouldn't take me back anyways.
>>675054107
Dude - 11b is not qualified to call anyone a faggot...it is outside their paygrade
>>675049999
quads speak the truth
>>675054302
High schooler detected
>>675054353
mediocre like your moms pussy
>>675054302
you like war movies and call of duty too?
nice.
>>675054281
shit man idk if i have the balls to lie about it, id probably get away with it but id be so goddamn paranoid for 4 years
>>675054431
probably not. ha you would have to explain all your VA claims again in MEPS.
>>675054386
this is why i try to befriend the POGS
>>675054353
you know that the Army has the highest standards on pt right?
>>675054480
pay is all the same faggot
I am interested in joining the Navy. Can anyone tell me what it's like? Also how are the benefits?
>>675054603
Jesus, I couldn't even Imagine it.
>>675054635
damn 91s are the best friends to have. So many crafty hiding spots in a mpool that hasnt moved in years. they have what you need.
>>675054107
>Unless I go 11Bravo like him, I'm a faggot.
your brother is right
>>675052082
Knew a guy that claimed he was a terrorist in basic and get stripped of everything. He was Chaptered. He didn't even have to go through anything.
>>675054757
In the navy, there's a whole lot of men!
And in the navy, you can have sex with them!
Guess college was too hard for you op. So you pick a career choice slightly above McDonald's. Congrats
>>675049609
> E-3 or below
> still in barracks judging by wood of desk
> confirming navy gay
You are likely a fresh boot if anything. How would you even know.
K m8 just K
Army PT is a fucking joke. See "female Rangers"
>>675054480
Oops I say Faggot, shit, and fuck like in every other sentence
>>675054997
Quit samefagging so hard
>>675054997
AW SHIT!!!!
>>675053163
we all hate sand niggers
>>675053935
Also, I got an 81 on my ASAP at MEPS. In the process of joining the National Guard. Really don't want Infantry so hopefully they have a decent MRS for my ASAP score when I go down again.
Honestly, I wanted to go Air Force but it just wasn't the right time I guess.
>>675054995
Seriously though...
>>675054963
what is chaptered?
>>675055141
Lol man idk, good luck though!
>>675054997
currently im a welder and make about 30,000 a year which, for someone my age (19) is actually fucking great. im using my time in the Army to go to college.
>>675044162
Just join the airforce, it's alot better living and such then the others and you don't necessarily have to be a pilot,I just decided to be one since I wanted to fly an A10 Warthog.
>>675055080
Yea they have the same standards we do /sarcasm
Anyone got any tips to give on someone that wants to go for the marines after college?
I never figured out, why the US military uses those short codes for different tasks. Why can't snipers just be snipers, engineers engineers and so forth instead of random numbers and letters?
Youre going to fail and go to the 82nd.
>>675054635
POG checking in. 25B shit was cash, just sat on a computer and helped CO's that didn't know a computer from a brick. EZ PZ job.
>>675055244
It's where you get kicked the fuck out.
>>675055129
call every fucking day, till they know its you before you call. and they will have your job. Though guard works differently being state jobs. go active anyways. guard is awesome, but half guardfags i know would have gone activate if they could do it again. but before that go AF.
AF is the best
>>675055244
Get a dui and find out
>>675055244
They force you to kill yourself, they're pretty nice about it though
>>675054738
heh heh heh - yes you must be an 11 Bravo.
>>675054015
Ranger WW deserter here, this is true. If you decided fuck the army before your first duty station you will get sent to Kentucky for a week for out processing and given an other than honorable discharge. Remember this, an OTH discharge is really nothing. Ive yet to have it come up in life, but seeing how my life turned out in the 4 years i would have been in the army, I really should have just stayed and continued to pick up cigarette butts.
Army basic is a joke, spec operations like Rangers are a joke. You bass the combat course then become an instructor w/o ever seeing a battlefield. Q course maybe but good luck. Enjoy being property.
>>675055080
lol, whenever some usmc dick rider brings up the whole "usmc or die" argument it always starts with the female "rangers"
1. Ranger school is a leadership course
2. its not fucking hard at all
3. its infantry school2.0
4. graduating ranger school does not make you a Ranger
going through RASP and getting selected makes you a Ranger
>>675055244
I think its Chapter 8 or something, couldn't handle the stress from boot. "Failed to adapt" are the official terms.
>>675055084
NP anon, this is /b/ after all
>>675044162
Stupid fucker. That little X means they can put you wherever the fuck they need a new shit stool. Hope you like the cold.
>>675055508
Like I said, I haven't officially joined yet, so I'm like 60% wanting to bail on the Guard and get the college credits I need to go Air Force (because GED). I need to get a 65 or higher on the ASVAB (again because GED) but none of my tests even practice have been below 70 so I should be good.
Where you going to?
I spent time in Camp Lejeune and Cherry Point.
goodluck on base, it's a fun ol' time.
>>675055653
Chapter 8 is getting kicked out due to mental issues. You probably got kicked out for being a fucking retard and a faggot. It's hard not to be a faggot in basic though, all he sud's running down your battle buddies ass in the showers... Mmm mmm mmm. I miss it.
>>675055621
USMC? Where? Oh, your strawman? pussy
Doc here. Change your socks and drink water.
>>675055881
my fault. skipped that part. Yeah i had a friend in BCT with a GED and he was telling me the shit he had to do to join because of it. well you seem to have a plan. ill shut the fuck up.
>>675055365
I have one tip for you anon, and I hope you are sharp enough to understand: The marines are trained to run toward the gunfire, the army is trained to shoot at it.
Enlisting soon. If I was in the Marines could I take a combat contract then switch out to a regular job later?
>>675056048
You forgot to tell him to take a knee first
>>675056036
0/10 try again
>>675055961
I wasn't talking about me. But thank you for the thought friend. I always know where to go when I feel down. kek
>>675056221
We don't have knees in the airborne
>>675056115
Ah you're good man. Appreciate having a somewhat decent thread that isn't bananas, zozzle and spidermans with some at least half assed discussion.
Marines or killself. ppl that go army just spend their life explaining why they didn't USMC, save urself the troubles,
>>675055365
the marines will make a faggot out of you yet. marines are the gayest of all faggots.
