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rekt thread?
>>675027386
holy shit ;(
>>675027081
top lel m8
>>675027386
Kek
>>675027386
Have any with snakes eating cats? Aside from the one with the cat in the Christmas hat?
>>675027386
full video? seems quite interesting, I usually saw eating guinea pigs or dead mouses
>>675027386
After seeing this gif I saw the post on reddit about the Titanboa, which was a prehistoric super large snake that could eat a man like that.
>>675027386
fun fact. in the video the puppy screams when he is bitten
>>675027386
I think a snake like that ate two sleeping 8 year old kids in Quebec a couple of years ago.
>>675029928
there are snakes that can eat a man like that that aren't extinct
>>675030130
and eat things bigger then humans
>>675027386
I think you're supposed to feed them mice
>>675027386
top kek
>>675027386
Yeah i would have much rather it been a cat
>>675027386
Top snek
>>675029812
He just stole the video from an op of a thread earlier today, I doubt he has the full video.
Fuck that snake and his owner. I chop that mofo hands and feet off, sear the stumps, and throw him in a cage wit my 150lb Kangal. Ja Krispy is a biter.
>>675032783
Waaaaah mother nature kills cute things. Fuck you, your mother raised a pussy and she should have been executed.
>>675026759
black lives are worth less than fecal matter
>>675027386
Thank you snek
The Fault in our Nigger
>>675027426
kekekekekek
>>675029812
No such thing. https://youtu.be/gTr5EIA8CIs
>>675032783
calm down rambo, i think your pizza pockets are finished.
>>675033291
Speaking as a human, we decide what's right and wrong in nature. I would gut this snake if it fucked with my dog
>>675033947
hahahaha we watched this shit in school a few years ago and I remember kids were freakin the fuck out
>>675027386
Poor doggy ;(((
>>675034114
La Creme de la Creme!
>>675033981
so it's from chinkland? I guess that makes sense, he more than likely gave his snake his leftovers.
>>675032783
>hating snakes
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>675035532
kekd
>>675034114
Shit I just watched that about a dozen times in a row. I'm going to have nightmares.
Got anymore to the story? That shit is fucking terrifying.
>>675035665
yes and no
>>675034595
why?
>>675035891
That's not real is it?
>>675034595
See what I'm wondering is how the fuck it got in there in the first place
>>675035891
Look at the URL bar. Now, think back to what you just said.
>>675036129
where their is a will, there is a way!
>>675036005
of course not, faggot. can;'t you recognize a legit corpse?
>> 675035665
First time on 4chan faggot?
>>675036202
What the actual fuck
>>675035665
oh boohoohoo. you done diggin the sand out of your vagina or are you waiting for it to turn into a pearl you fuck. turn in your dick and balls m8 you're fuckin done.
>>675036382
That's why i was confused.
>>675034114
Reach in and grab a titty before anyone notices
>>675035665
>>675036490
It's even worse with the sound of glass shards sloshing around in ass blood as he pulls them out of his devastated bunghole
>>675036490
welcome to 2007
>>675034428
Bruce Jenner.webm
>>675037200
I don't get it.
>>675035665
nice b8 m8 8/8
>>675037007
If it wasn't used for killing these guys, I'd actually think this was a really neat idea.
Also, I get why they do it, but god YNC gifs/webm's can be annoying with that friggin logo...
>>675034595
Need full video NOW!
My boner is raging.
>>675037330
good.
>>675034300
what an education
your going on to do great things anon, i know it.
>>675027426
This retard found out why they call the way he's holding the bar the death grip
>>675030012
Would have been a dead snake and become a new pair of boots.
>>675037540
No.
>>675037681
Yellow and white boots? Ha, faggot.
>>675037835
thats what this faggot deserves for riding a scooter.
>>675030130
>there are snakes that can eat a man like that that aren't extinct
>I also saw the 1997 movie Anaconda
>>675034347
Any story?
>>675037872
Fashion police over here, watch out anon you might get arrested and put in a well-furnished jail cell with a side table and a gorgeous view
>>675037007
Was that det cord?
>>675034347
FOLLOW ME
SET ME FREE
TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY
>>675038009
Did he die?
>>675038216
Doesn't change the fact that you'd wear yellow and white boots, you flaming homosexual.
>>675038347
Rly?
>>675035149
did he die?
>>675034647
....why?
>>675035381
hahaha
>>675038347
No it's just really flammable rope that catches fire faster than the speed of sound. Also yes, it's det cord
>>675030012
I just came....
>>675038428
No he just spun like a helicopter probably breaking most of his bones and hemmerageing all of his organs he'll recover in a few days probably
>>675038478
Fuck you nigger, I was just making sure.
>>675038597
He stole some stuff so they take his fingers.
>>675038452
Oh no, I wouldn't, I was warning other anon of his impending imprisonment
>>675033291
calm down calado edgy guy
>>675038819
why do I find rekt threads and fluffy abuse threads so entertaining, goddammit I'm fucked up.
>>675038597
He touched his naughty bits
>>675038290
that's my kind of rekt
>>675037872
Says the fudgepacker who crossdresses.
>>675038952
one of us, one of us!
>>675027386
anyone got the link to the vid with sound?
>>675038972
If only that were a cat.
>>675039339
Poor kitty :(
>>675035665
nice copypasta
>>675039140
Well guys, pack it up, we can't deny this amount of hard evidence.
>>675039388
Airsoft...really? Go back to bed little boy.
>>675038866
Ahhh right
>>675039339
fucking niggers.
>>675035381
I bet his breath was kickin
>>675039723
Man I wish they would lock that disgusting behemoth up already.
>>675039723
Why would this young lady approach a wild gorrilla like this?
>>675039945
I support them here. I hate cats.
>>675033291
>>675027081
Good lesson for the kid
Things hit back
>>67503972
Don't get too close to wild animals children..
>>675039723
I can fap to this
>>675039388
This version is for big boys
>>675038597
he stole a moped iirc
>>675034595
Sauce
>>675035665
Fuck off normie
>>675035311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdyuN_cUqjA
>>675029812
>mouses
>>675040092
LOL, women...
got source on this? I need sound and want to see her reaction.
>>675040291
>>675040347
>>675040358
fake and gay
>>675028984
Kek
>>675040648
English is probably not his first language. Sperg.
>>675040458
tags right their you tit
>>675038009
that casual way the 2nd guy just.... no fucks given
>>675040891
>>675040847
>>675040092
>>675039980
>>675039892
>>675039723
rekt music? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHgZOMQQTDA
>>675040891
>>675038972
>this is a most precarious situation
>>675040536
I laguhed but I really feel bad for the guy. He's alive, right?
>>675040716
>fake
Maybe the first two, MAYBE. But the bicycle one? Go to bed.
>>675040347
there we have it, corrupt police killing someone unarmed, leaving the building to surrender. despicable. this was a surpressed black muslim who was a victim of police corruption and brutality. so sad he had to pay the ultimate price.
rIP
FTP
>>675039674
>>675039388
hahaha SC village is the shit, used to paintball there all the time like 5 years ago
>>675041261
second was gun men in france after they put out a cartoon of Mohammad in some magazine
That lovely piece of thread.
>>675038972
I enjoyed this more than I should have. What does it mean?
>>675040536
had he stayed on the board he could of avoided the car.
>>675037007
can someone explain to me where these people find the money for an explosives budget AND a jumpsuit budget?
>>675035891
This is absolutely not real. If it were real, her eyes would be relaxed, and relaxed eyes do NOT look up.
>>675041577
Pretty sure it just means you like chicken, it's perfectly normal
>>675037229
plank game on point
>>675041744
that and the website stamp. tool.
>>675027386
>>675034114
Can someone explain what happened to this woman
>>675042268
Car accident, her face degloved on impact, much like >>675034928
>>675042268
Nerve gas.
>>675035381
what is this
>>675039723
She shouldve gotten out of there, the stronk independent womyn of race was obviously jealous of her. Poor white girl.
>>675042066
Black dude must have talked shit about sonic.
>>675042504
nerve gas.
>>675042504
Mustard gas fucking retard
>>675042595
nice pussies
>>675042268
She's better now.
>>675042595
best indeed... best indeed.
>>675026759
UN fucking /b/lievable
>>675027386
You just did the internet equivalent of dropping change in a bum's hat. He is never going to learn from hand-outs.
...did not hit send... So irrelevant... So drunk... Hitler.... Hitler
>>675037613
/fit/ here.
Suicide grip. Shut your god damn autistic mouth.
>>675042861
no parachute?
>>675043059
no she's not
>>675040092
Bitch knocked the glass down
>>675027386
Post this as a gif
>>675043140
top zozzle!
>>675027386
That is a really absurdly specific incident, but i think the same shit happened in Vancouver in the last few years. Some big ass snake got loose overnight at an exotic pet shop or something and got into the vents and strangled two kids in their sleep.
>>675043219
top fedora
>>675040043
Das a woman mang
>>675043412
Filename got me.
>>675042471
i stepped on a tube of tooth paste once. it looked exactly like this
>>675043494
Kill yourself.
>>675034667
story?
>>675040224
Lol, don't attack someone who has the high ground lady, do you even Sun Tsu
>>675043412
Jessie Rogers if anyone is wondering. The titjob ruined her
>>675043628
>wanting an inferior gif
>>675043681
great show.. season 2 was kinda lame tho
>>675042645
chinese bbq
>>675040465
fuckoff newfag
>>675044056
Didn't know she was into that hardcore shit
>>675027386
SNEK NOOOOOO
>>675044437
yeah some of her later stuff was pretty rough
>>675044373
Nothing happens, don't waste your time clicking this one.
This cat was eaten later that day
your welcome
>>675042268
You know the bit in Mad Max where Goose is talking about the guy who got his face ripped off in an accident? Same thing.
>>675043743
it was new brunswick i think
>>675044743
my welcome?
>>675027386
That's actually a bear cub guys.
>>675034810
lmao is that his leg flying off?
>>675044743
Post a webm of it being eaten you fagmaster.
>>675042567
Infected saliva gland.
>>675042066
thats how they should react after winning a fight, sadly most blacks proceed to attempt/commit murder.
>>675044853
They welcome?
>>675043454
yes she is, there's a pic of her somewhere after the surgery. They were able to re-attach her face without it looking like complete shit.
>>675045104
and yet you don't produce the pic... she's dead jim
>>675042595
You can tell this guy was interested in the chicks fighting but stopped giving a shit about the fight once it got boring and just went for the close up on her pussy.
>>675037200
BUCKLEUPBUCKEROOS
>>675044373
YOU FUCKING MONSTER
>>675043681
Sauce
>>675038385
my sides, I love you
>>675032123
Fucking lel
>>675034595
>>675035149
jfc, what happened friendo?
>>675043494
topkek
>>675044373
Someone said cats?
>>675038515
>>675045591
china exploded
>>675033947
im here to save them
>>675034114
no way no way no waaaaay
>>675045695
I wanted to see cats getting killed, not this gay shit.
>>675045695
yes please b0ss
>>675033981
is her reaction positive or negative?
sounded like YUP
>>675035311
How do you explain them on your next application?
"Why did you leave your last job?"
"I doused someone in gasoline and lit them on fire."
>>675035044
>>675045991
TOP KEK
>>675045675
If you really thought that was funny then please an hero.
>>675038009
The fucking title
>my sides have achieved orbit
>>675035665
Lame ass copypasta. Same shit was on a rekt thread a few days ago. Please kill youserlf you high moral fag.
>>675045818
>>675045850
here we go! some big cats then!
speaking of gasoline and cats
>>675038972
damn he almost got out
>>675041733
rofl no he wouldn't...he couldn't even colmen what a fucking moron, doesn't even belong on that street
>>675043412
>>675044056
She quit porn cause her ass broke, didn't she? I think I remember her on twitch, a fellow BR too, making us proud.
>>675036601
Took the b8, then again maybe I got double b8d
>>675046189
Was a gif or webm of this ever made?
>>675036202
HAHAHAHA! fuckin fag.
>>675041577
you have a vore fetish?
>>675027081
Good dumb little shit.
>>675034667
was he a child molester the villagers all decided to do something about?
>>675046189
what about some rabbits and paper?
>>675043681
sauce you idiot
>>675043412
I geddit
>>675035044
fucking gravity gun
>>675046257
he probably didn't even pay for the dudes fucked up bumper.
>>675045247
i didn't save it.
i can feel the tumor growing
>>675043655
>>675027386
yes fucking yes this is so satisfying
>>675046189
this WAS a good thread so its time to revive it
>>675046978
what is this weeb ass shit supposed to mean
>>675027386
poor pupper ;_;
>>675032783
r u mad
that burm could eat your "150lb" dog
>>675046978
wrong thread>>675047130
was for a role play thread with other anons.
>>675033947
You can see one in the top right clinging for dear life for a second.
so is this thread just a bunch of gore porn or what
>>675033947
Suddenly I have a craving for a 10 piece
>>675044373
too soon
>>675040847
...you're a tit
>>675047422
or maybe it got stuck because i'm sure it has no idea wtf is going on.
>>675035665
Eh. Theres much worse in life than gruesome in-progress-of-becoming corpses.
Like, you know, Berine Sanders.
>>675046920
I wish this game was free. I'm a cheap fucker.
>>675039305
http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/this-urban-jungle/video-of-snake-attacking-puppy-sparks-outrage-among-netizens
>>675046332
Yeah her asshole got ripped open and she caught herpes shortly after. Talk about bad luck.
>>675046971
Surely you will enjoy this then
>>675046920
where the fuck is this from i need it right now
>>675039388
full?
>>675035044
Stupid humans. Serves them right daring to live in such dangerous areas.
Somebody post the gif with the guy who slam jumps on a duck please.
>>675041261
The 2nd one is real. It was one of the brothers that shot up some Magazine place for publishing a cartoon about Mohamed. Basically it was him running at the police with a gun to kill himself.
>>675048142
I remember seeing this a while back. My asshole puckers to the thought of that being me. I can't imagine how desperate for money these fuckers must be.
Ouch!
