Waifu claiming thread.
>deus vult edition 2.22
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Obligatory claim.
Well I am going lads, I am barley awake at this point.
>Crusader Anon
Miho claimed
What're all you fags up to tonightsers.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
ayy lmao
Ayy
>claimed
Hey everyone, how's the night been treating you?
>>675023197
Good night Crusader-anon
>Best idol claimed
Got classes in the morning, so i'm gonna call it a night.
Night guys! It's been real! Glad to be back
>Rubyanon
claimed
>>675023197
>>675023584
goodnight crusader and ruby
>mugi
I think I'll follow Crusader-anon's example and I'll go to bed (it's already past 4 am, holy shit)
Have a great evening/night/whatever
And remember to eat healthy and exercise!
Street Fighter anon still here
Finished a set of 10 ranked matches going 7-3
Still waiting on sadistic waifu for SFV
>>675023584
Goodnight, Ruby. Was nice talking to you again, hope you sleep warm and well.
>>675023197
Hey man, just go to sleep if you're tired. No worries.
>>675023805
Alright, goodnight man. Sleep warm and well.
Milinda checking in
>>675023849
Your forgetting the next sickest waifu in SF anon, for shame.
>That michiru guy no-one knows.
>>675023992
Welcome back.
... and time to sleep.
>>675023197
Sleep well, based anon.
>>675023399
Meh, nothing really.
By the way, Michiru anon, do you happen to post on /r9k/ as well? I could be wrong, though.
>>675024529
Thanks. Have a good night Anon
>>675024529
Goodnight, Mikan. Sleep warm and well.
>>675024047
B-but Anon! I won those matches with the Gief... he's my hard main until my wonderful Juri is released.
>>675024658
I don't post on /r9k/at all, now i'm disturbed that there's someone out there posting pictures of chiru-chiru.
>>675024851
I can respect a man who mains Juri and Gief, basically what I do aswell, i'll raise you a lewd.
>>675022669
They're more than a handful I can tell you that much.
Really though each of them is like 3.5~ pints which is about 1700 ml for you nonFreedoms.
>>675025155
too lewd
>>675023197
>>675023584
>>675023805
>>675024529
Goodnight.
Hatsuzuki claimed and returned with a little vulting update.
Maybe I shouldn't... overdo it?
But I see Crusader-kun went to sleep anyways.
>>675025231
>more than a handful
>Seizure
Nice, that's quite the bit of milk you've got. It should last a good day or two before it disappears.
>>675025155
>Anon contributes to my addiction
Absolute diamonds, this has been a great Sunday
Claimed
Well anons, im off to bed. gotta work in the morning, later everyone
>>675027008
Goodnight, sleep well.
>>675026746
>pic related
>>675026746
>Incest is bad
>>675027008
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
>>675027008
goodnight anon
>>675026238
Glad I could contribute to someones wankbank, the magical gift of giving never felt better when it was to supply someone with fap material.
>>675027008
Good night.
>>675027291
Hand-san, tell me about what you're waifu can do.
>>675026746
Fuck you all
claimed
Claimed
>>675027291
Yes tell us what rightie-chan can do better than lefty-kun. I cringed slightly writing that.
>>675026018
That one was intentional.
Well there's two cups in a pint and according to the marks on the side every cup I drink is a literal volume cup, so yeah each one should last 7 days at most, could drink the whole thing in a day though.
>>675027008
Goodnight
Claiming
>>675027821
Already claimed
>>675027880
>I'm sorry I couldn't help it
>>675022872
Fran claimed, willing to share
>>675027821
They have a board for that.
>>675027673
Sicko.
>>675027559
All of us? Fucking hell....that's a lot of pent up fluid.
>>675027489
>>675027687
>Personal things meant behind closed doors
>Right hand is my dominant hand, that's what's better for the most part
>>675027758
Fucking hell, milk is great. Glad you can get it in such bulk. Try to make it through the week though, it's quite the thing to become dependent on.
>Implying we're all not already hooked
>>675027559
>>675028392
I know I am
I have classes tomorrow, so I'm gonna call it in early.
Goodnight guys.
>>675028077
>>675028157
Who knew less neck could be so appealing, i'm reconsidering a lot of things because of this revelation.
>>675028814
Welp, everyone is slowly passing out.
Goodnight, Galko.
>>675028392
So your waifu literally has no noteworthy attributes beyond sex skills?
That's kinda sad.
>>675028814
Goodnight, man. Sleep warm and well.
>>675029232
Helps me in day to day life and we're very attached. Also my dominant hand so that's pretty handy.
>>675028392
Its the best.
>>675028814
Goodnight boobies.
>>675028814
Good night.
>>675029066
It takes a lot of clothing for there to be too much of it if you do it right.
>>675029374
It's still ridiculous. You should teach your useless slut of a waifu some skills.
I always develop a thing for seasonal anime girls but I don't have anyone I could call a waifu.
Galko a cute.
>>675030017
Waifus have other skills?
>>675022872
Only the best waifus have penises
Just finished my last set for tonight, so I should probably sleep..
>up since 4am
>currently 11:50pm
I like the anons in this thread, good night everyone.
>>675028814
goodnight galko
Sweet dreams, Juri.
>>675030017
>useless slut of a waifu
>offended but sad hand
O-okay....
What do you recommend?
>>675030179
Isn't that just a husbando?
>>675030179
Agreed
>>675028814
You and your excellent taste sleep well.
>>675030179
Aren't girls with pee pees just men?
>>675030614
>Calling Ruka a guy
How fucking dare you.
>>675030017
Woah, c'mon now this isn't one of those threads where everyone starts yelling shit-tier at each other.
>>675030956
Has a penis though.
Can't be a chick and have a dick at the same time, not how it works.
Gokou Ruri
>Kuroneko
<3
>>675030855
Maybe, maybe not
Anon likes what anon likes
What if she had a dick, lost it, then got it back again, but still wanted to not have it? What would you call that?
>>675031217
>>675031217
Half of the threads on /b/ believe otherwise
>>675031217
>Feminine penis
>Check ur privilege
>CURRENT YEAR
>You're white
>#FeelTheBern
http://strawpoll.me/7141449
Vote
>>675030956
As much as it pains me to say, there's no such thing as chicks with dicks, only guys with tits.
It pains me to admit it, anon it truly does.
>>675029080
>>675029374
>>675029729
>>675029752
>>675030354
thanks guys
night
>>675030020
Don't try and steal, friend
>>675030807
assuming you're that last guy, you have been redeemed
>>675031658
Holy shit her legs are twigs, as well as the rest of her body. Love-making would break her.
>>675031658
Eh?
>>675031820
>Don't try and steal, friend
Not at all.
>>675030148
Yes.
>>675030614
Make her draw something or learn a trade or whatever.
>>675031212
It is if you're waifu a useless.
ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF
>>675031820
Take care.
>>675032086
You must be gentle with waifus of her caliber
>>675031381
Maybe next time, anon.
You're 5 threads too late today.
>Great taste, though.
>>675031788
No, thank you.
>>675032199
I don't think your waifu is useless, Hatsu anon.
>>675031381
You can't steal her so easily.
>>675031788
You don't deserve those Hitler dubs.
>>675031658
While he had it, he's a dude. When she magically turned into a chick with reproductive organs, she's a woman. When his cock came running back to the yard, he's a guy again.
>>675031759
I'm sorry, I'll go watch 2 hours a slave and think over what I've done.
>>675032199
>handling cameras and other things
I've learned a few trades, not an idiot. Waifu/husbando knows a thing or two.
Not useless either, it's my dominant hand. I'd be pretty fucked if he/she were to just up and get sliced off.
>pats
>>675032552
Text in image is misleading, should be "But she's a guy"
>>675032928
How can a she be a guy
>>675032642
Neither do I.
And whoever does better not be an aircraft or have an aircraft for a waifu.
>>675033118
Did you ever watch the show?
There's a mouse looking at me.
>>675033285
I can't remember for the life of me the little like, motto the girl on the left had, it's killing my brain trying to remember it too.
>>675033373
GAZE BACK INTO IT'S EYES.
it's trying to establish dominance, don't give in or it'll scuttle back to tell it's friends what a lil' bish you are.
>>675033509
Mayuri
>>675032871
You have to feel bad every single second of your life for something people that happened to lived at the same time as your ancestors did!
>>675033373
>>675033656
This, I do it to my dogs all the time, you have to stare them down until they physically back down.
>>675033373
Traps it, raise a mouse army and have them battle small tanks
>>675033509
It's tu ta ru or something of the sort
>>675033672
Tuturru!
>>675032871
Thank god.
Helm, probably?
>>675033672
No-no, she had like like, this little phrase or noise she'd always make that i can't remember. I'm pretty sure.
>>675033656
>>675033837
>>675033973
Its in a cage. I found it the other day.
>>675034024
>>675033973
TUTURUUUU
Thank you god that was on the very edge of my mind.
>>675034230
Oh, so it's still alive?
How is it doing?
Did you name it already?
>>675034230
It's attempting to communicate, give it a pen and paper stat.
>>675034230
Why is it still alive?
>>675033837
I'm ashamed of my white devil skin every time I look at it. Makes me sick.
>>675034077
>Helm, probably?
Huh, what?
Saya-shi is best grill of all time
>>675034841
Laughed way too hard at that.
>>675034841
Bacause mice taste bad
>>675034815
Mice can't write silly, they use sign language
>>675034988
No idea.
>>675035278
That's ridiculous, mice not being able to write? Next thing you'll be telling me cows aren't reading my text messages via telepathic brain-waves.
Wearing a tinfoil hat all day hurts my scalp.
>>675034659
Fine now found it shivering out in the cold.
>>675034815
funny
>>675034841
Cause i haven't had Neil kill it like the rest.
And im playing Red Alert 2 bbl
Ching chong cartoons are overrated
>>675036017
At least my waifu doesn't look like a butch lesbian, and she has a dick!
>>675036017
Nice rock
fite me
>>675036336
>fited
>>675035433
Nice looking gauntlet, hate to get hit by that.
>>675036499
So you walk into the club and that guy
>>675035433
slaps your waifus ass.
wat do?
>>675036935
>equip gauntlet
>"You can have her. You my bitch now."
>>675036935
I'd be fairly confused at the whole situation at hand, a sentient gauntlet just gave my right hand a reverse high five.
I'd probably punt it out of the window.
No Camilla is steak my claim
>>675037238
>at hand
m8
>>675036017
Meh, I liked that
>I want to fuck this rock
Anon a bit more.
>>675036935
>Call him a rapist
>Get half of his shit
>>675023405
Satou is better
>>675037614
You're referring to Akira, Right?
>>675037238
Putting it like that is even more funny than I considered.
>>675037158
das rape
>>675037521
But he's a fucking gauntlet.
Besides, it would also be interspecies or something.
In other words bestiality.
>>675037392
Guess you caught me redhanded.
>>675038069
Hand rape, basically just a forced hand job.
>>675038439
oh fug got both
>>675038439
It's more like fisting. You're fisting the gauntlet you maniac OH MY GOD
>>675022872
i had a waifu for awhile.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
claimed, whats good
i need to go to bed now
goodnight everyone
>>675038598
I'm handling these responses the best I can.
>>675039021
Pretty much, he was basically asking to get fisted. Fisting probably isn't even that bad if you prep for it properly.
>>675039298
At first I thought she was wearing a hat.
What's good is that hand-san clearly is a pervert.
>>675039849
Good night.
>>675039849
goodnight
>>675039861
nope, just her kinda bowl cut lol and well I suppose that is good lol
>>675040349
You're still not seeing the hat? Look harder.
>>675022872
Hey you waifu dudes don't seem evil,
Destroy this pedo fuck.
ninnytendo.deviantart.com
They have loads of pictures of girls in bikinis and suggestive poses and out right pornographic images. Among them many photos of bikini wearing children, bending over.
Comment with claims of FBI contact and report the account.
>inb4 moralfag and white knight
>>675039849
Goodnight Mugi.
>>675039298
Heyo girl.
How are you?
>>675040605
OHHHH I see it lol
>>675040621
>inb4 moralfag and white knight
We're just not your personal army.
>>675040799
I kind of like the hat. It's like some sort of ancient Chinese court dress or whatever.
>>675041180
I would have thought better of you handfu
>>675040621
>3d
Sorry mate. Out of our jurisdiction.
>>675041392
Just report them on the FBI's website, they will look into it. Don't need a swarm of people to do this, it's not rocket science.
Not going to mindlessly swarm some jackass on the internet because someone says so.
We're not your personal army, man.
>>675041686
You know I actually meant to attach a picture of a form saying personal army request stamped with approved. Forgot pic, oh well. I legitimately did report to FBI but that was weeks ago.
>>675042453
You've yet to give me a reason to care about all of this.
>>675041238
its so teeny tiny lol
>>675040621
not doing it
>>675039861
That's what you get for opening the Pandora's box, it's your own fault really.
>>675042453
>I legitimately did report to FBI but that was weeks ago.
Guess I'll just have to take your word on it, hope it works out.
>>675042653
This.
>>675042747
Ok that just goes completely against her character.
Chuuni bump.
>Only 11 more
>>675042453
If you reported it and nothing happened, there was probably nothing wrong to begin with
>>675042878
Maybe I should have known you'e quite a handful given the evidence at hand.
>>675043354
to not report to the fbi, I looked at the page and saw no children
so I see no need?
>>675043640
Just know what you're getting into before jumping right in, might not always be able to handle it.
>pat pat
>These puns are really getting out of hand.
>>675044780
You little rascal.
>>675045119
Just help me out on this one, hand buddy!
>Only 5 more
>I have to hand it to you guys, you sure know how to have a good waifu thread
>>675044780
You have to deal with what's handed to you.
I feel its late enough I can post this.
>>675044780
lelele
>>675045628
is it?
>>675045486
>>675045512
>>675045597
>Hand pun
>hands
>>675045628
Are you unable to make up your mind about being a furfag or not?
>>675045700
Its after midnight.
>>675045877
Nope.
-Holstaur image.
>>675043850
Check the bikini gallery
