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Island adventure time, faggots. I'm drunk and I hate my life.

You're on a deserted (as far as you know) island.
Around you, you find:
-A tree and 6 coconuts
-Some sticks and stones on the beach
-A ring of rocks that seem as though they would make a good fire pit
-A patch of disturbed sand.

Dubs decides what you do first (I may take some singles at the very start.)

Rules:
-You only control the guy. "Build a boat" is fine, but "a boat appears" is not.
-Only the first dubs after each image will be counted. No special rules for trips.
-Quads or higher will be drawn no matter what, with no rules applied.
-"Kill yourself" gets will always be unsuccessful.
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>>675014353
Make loss with the rocks
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>>675014353
Make a raft with the rocks
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>>675014353
Make totally radical coconut armor
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>>675014353
you craft a computer out of the rocks and browse memes on hugelol
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>>675014353
Dig in the sand
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>>675015077
fuck yea dubs
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dig where the disturbed sand is
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>>675014765

You arrange the rocks into a pattern better suiting your tastes.

Dubs decides.
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>>6750143
Swim in the ocean for 1 hour in a single direction outward until the original island no longer visable.
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poop on your own face
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>>675015077

Op here. Will draw this.
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Take a gigantic shit. Use this as materials for things like tools, tents etc.
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>>675015212
dig disturbed sand
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>>675015404
Reroll
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take a giant shit, hollow out the inside to make a canoe. gnaw off your left leg. Cook the meat for sustenance and use the bones to paddle your way to civilization.
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>>675015404
Reroll reroll.
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>>675015077

You construct a crude computer out of sticks and stones, and use it to browse some crude memes.

Dubs decides what you do next.
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>>675015666
Winrar
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>>675015666

drawing this now.
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Accidentally break cock
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>>675015733
Use newly found meme computer to post memes onto reddit and just use reddit in general to give thy self cancer.
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>>675015881
Thank you bby <3
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1) drill hole in coconut,
2) drink half of the coconut.
3) Fuck the hole and jizz.
4) Drink the rest of the coconut. we waste no resources on this island
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>>675016075
re roll
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Attempt to open coconut by headbutting it
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>>675015666

You take a massive shit and craft it into a smelly set of tools (hammer and axe,) a smelly hat, and a smelly tent.

Dubs decides.
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>>675014353
Make fake titties out of coconuts, make fake hair and skirt out of leaves on tree. Youre a trap now. Fap.
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Take all the coconuts, sticks, and rocks, and throw them into the ocean.
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>>675016508
Rerolling
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Catch a Fish and face fuck it
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>>675016520
This
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Eat shitty sand
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WRESTLE A FUCKING SHARK
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>>675016508
Reroll
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>>675016646
Re roll
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>>675016508
kek
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Dig in the disturbed sand
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>>675016520
Roll
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>>675016211
hEY dubs.
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>>675016637
Again
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>>675016733
Win
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Make sticks and coconuts to make sex partner. stick dick into sex partner
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cut down the tree and replace the shit stuff with wood stuff and use the shit for fire
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>>675016777
Does this count as a reroll?
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>>675016733

You snatch a fish out of the ocean and fuck the shit out of its fish face.

Dubs decides.
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>>675017135
reroll
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Check out the sand
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>>675017174

Use the shit-tools to dig up the disturbed sand
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>>675016777
This should count as a reroll for>>675016508
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>>675017325
Roll
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>>675017385
Roll
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>>675017432
Roll
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>>675017377

That post did not count, but this one does. Drawing.
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>>675017478
Roll
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>>675017377
Dubs anyway do this one>>675016508
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>>675017325
rolling
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>>675017170
sure, that's what I meant it as
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>>675017377

That post did not count because there was a dubs before it, but this one does. Drawing.
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>>675017377

You embrace your femininity in this lonely island, free from the constraints of the gender binary. You stroke your girldick.

Dubs decides.
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>>675018111
Lel
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>>675017325
reroll
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Eat sand while jerking off
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Fuck the shit hat
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>>675018111
Stick in pooper
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>>675014353
Make signal fire with sticks and stones. Rescue copter shows up. Kill pilot and make him into jerky to last. Make shelter out of helicoptor.wear pilots helmet for protection.
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Use the computer to blog about feminism and then tell someone to send a rescue helicopter your way.
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A storm passes by brushing away the disturbed sand and a fat unrelenting atheist fedora wearing neckbeard who was washed ashore moments before you. He won't stop talking about feeling euphoric.
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>>675018795
Reroll
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>>675019103

roll
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>>675019179
Again
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eat sand
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>>675019246
Reroool
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>>675019351
Rerooolllliinngg
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>>675019465
Last try
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OP HERE.

i Drank too much and I am tired and I am going to bed.

Goodnight faggots ily
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