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Dubs decide what I send to two faggot friends and a bi girl
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How about you fucking kill yourself? Checkem
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Wanna get together and fuck each other? Lets not be shy about this it would be awesome
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>>675013570
Im voting for trump
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>>675013570
>if unifag
Hey, I ain't givin no spoilers but tomorrow, all i'm sayin is click click bang bang
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>>675014371
roll
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>>675013570
Theres no such thing as bi.... your either straight or all the way gay stop trying to fit in
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can we 4some pls?
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I am so fucking horny right now i love a big dick in my ass and no this isnt another friend this is me:) i want to come out of the closet to you guys
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>>675014371
roll
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>>675014642
roll
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I have 30 jars of mayonnaise and cat fetuses in my car
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Rolling
Anyone up for an orgy?
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>>675014371
Roll
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>>675013570
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>>675013570
Nigger
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>>675013570
I want someone to pee in my butthole.
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>>675014861
roll
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When i was 7 my parakeet died and i rubbed his soft feathered body on my dick
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>>675014880
roll
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>>675014642
Roll
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>>675014982
Reroll
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>>675013570
There should be a holocaust for all non straights, ill start tomorrow with (memerino name)
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>>675015029
Roll
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>>675015029
roll
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Send them this thread
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>>675014578
Roll
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>>675015029
Reroll
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Send nudes
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>>675014578

Reroll
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>>675014371
Rollin
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>>675015222
winrar
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>>675015029
Roll for this
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>>675015245
Roll
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We all should fuck
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>>675015222
Winrar
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Uve turned and want two dicks at the same time.And want to eat their asses till they shit in ur mouth.
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>>675015222
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>>675014371
Roll
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>>675014371

Rererollin
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I fucking need a cock in my mouth NOW! Can someone help me?
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>>675015222
K
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>>675014371
Rawrl :3 xD
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>>675015029
Reroll
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OP here.
Have a little fun, anons.
Send her your best pick-up lines.
5012096492
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>>675015711
ween.rar
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>>675015711
OP deliver
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After the parakeet, I knew I found something I couldn't stop. So I went after bigger animals....
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>>675013570
I still have that parakeet....
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>>675015911
Yum
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>>675015911
WIN
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>>675015222
TRIPS WINRAR
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K
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>>675014880
I just came a gallon to this video (send pic)
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Ever since that parakeet I've always dreamed of having a woodpecker ;) XD
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>>675015711

Winrar
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>>675016146
It's only not ok if you make it not okay, faggot.
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>>675016308
reroll
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>>675016232
He already sent it
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>>675016308
rerawlin'
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>>675016146
it's not ok to not include me in your sex parties fagget
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>>675016146
U got mychemicalromanced sun
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What do you mean thats not okay? Were animals, im horny and want pussy cock and ass
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>>675016400
winrar
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>>675016308
reroll
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Hah parakeets
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>>675016400
Winrar
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I hope Trump wins, so we can legally kill all gays 8===D
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>>675013570
Quit being such a faggot and fuck me already
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You know how hard it is to choke out a german Shepard while you have a hard on?
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We should all use our genocidal tendencies to end the lives of other people
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>>675016585
Reroll
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Mmmhmm
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>>675016695
Roll
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>>675016708
wow roll k
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>>675016695
Reroll
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>>675016730
but seriously when are we fucking? I got a box of dead birds that need love
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>>675016695
Roll
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What's so wrong about pedophilia. I mean how does a baby say no
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>>675016695
Roll for this
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>>675016890
roll
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>>675016695
This!!!!
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Guy I have something to confess. I've never told anyone. My dad has been raping me since I was 4. At first I thought we were just playing games. Now I don't no how to make it stop other than suicide. Goodbye
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This delights me to no end
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>>675016890
reroll
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>>675016695
Rollin'
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>>675017058
Do it faggot
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>>675016695
Rolls
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I guess you could say I "Murdered the pussy" haha
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>>675017078
oh fuck OP got caught
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>>675017078
nice job copying all the shit op said k
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>>675017058
This
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I'll let u borrow my parakeet. I'll even warm it up for ya!!
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>>675016695
Rawllers
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Winrar
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The cat could smell the parakeet on my penis and gnawed viciously upon it.
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>>675017194
Nah it's a common thing where people copy paste all the shit.
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>>675016695
Roling
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I use my parakeet as a fleshlight
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I want to get fucked with a 12inch sub sandwich
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Op here one fag tryna derail the thread with fake shit. No nice rolls m9
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>>675017088
Winrar!!!
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I can't handle it anymore, I want to fuck you tomorrow, no excuses!
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>>675017088
Winrar
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>>675017088
this
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Sometimes when I fuck the parakeet he tries to bite. He circumcised me. And it was a bad one at that. I paid 100 bucks for that bird and I got a ripoff
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>>675017788
Winrar
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Comin up
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Ok on a more serious note. I know it sounds like I'm joking but I really think we can all benefit from having sex with each other. I really do want to
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>>675017788
noice
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So is it creepy if I like to spread peanut butter all over my asshole and genitalia? It keeps my skin smooth. Then my dog just happens to lick it all off while I'm "sleeping"
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>>675017088

this
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let's all post a pic of our ass
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>>675018096
AHAHAH
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>>675018096
This
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>>675018013
wot does this have to do with anything op?
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>>675018096
Rerollz
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>>675017267
Reroollll
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Jesus pleas guys with the birds
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>>675018096
rollin
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>>675018096
Kek reroll
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>>675018096
Notin but a whiskey double >>>
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>>675018674
reroolll
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I would like us all to connect And make a train fucking each other in the ass
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>>675018777
TRIPS
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>>675018633
Winnnnner
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>>675018777
Winrar
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>>675018607
Guaranteed dudes told them in other messages about this, that's why they're not replying, I'm outta here
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Ok god damn
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>>675018674
>>675014880
Rollerino
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>>675018777
check em
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I
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>>675019065
rerool
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>>675019436
roooolllererooooollll
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>>675019573
Damn we're cursed to singles
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>>675014880
reroll
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>>675019417
>human centipede style
kek
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The only rule is that I get to eat all the cum. No exceptions. Got it?
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>>675013570
OP Here, sorry for the lack of responses, the two others are asleep as we got big shit tomorrow, so I'll make a thread tomorrow showing how it goes down.
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>>675019951
Roll
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I'm gonna kill myself at school tomorrow and film it.
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>>675020111
LOL HOW ARE YOU GUYS SO FUCKING.. LOL
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i am completely serious about this whole thing. please do not take this as a joke
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Ok police need to be called
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>>675020294
roll
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>>675013570
op here post more crazy shit. quick, I'm gettin bored with all this lame shit
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>>675020483
you shouldnt have improvised. you quote us straight up with no extras
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no joke i put a generic brand pink highlighter up my butt today and it actually felt good to jerk off with that flomo highlighter in my ass while thinking about tomorrow
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>>675021126
reroll
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I'm killing myself like mr hands!
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>>675021126
Roll
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I never thought I'd die alone
I laughed the loudest who'd have known?
I traced the cord back to the wall
No wonder it was never plugged in at all
I took my time, I hurried up
The choice was mine I didn't think enough
I'm too depressed to go on
You'll be sorry when I'm gone
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>>675021216
rollitup
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>>675021510
Rerollll
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>>675021316
reroll

>>675021510
stfu
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>>675016695
>>675021555
Checkd
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Send a picture of a sharpie in your asshole
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>>675021688
winrar
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Meme
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>>675021688
wow I gotta say it again, k will do
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Ugh double highlighter
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>>675021510
Rerolll kek
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>>675022275
i already put it in my backpack
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Lately I've been really into smelling my mom and dads used underwear. My mom caught me and said lets keep this our little secret. She then grabbed my dick and I got a half chub.
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>>675022635
roll
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>>675022692
Reroll this ^
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one time in second grade i shit my pants in school and when i was walking down to the nurses office to get a new pair of pants a turd fell out onto the floor so i picked it up and carried it all the way there
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This cough syrup I butt chugged is like truth serum. I can't believe I'm being this open and honest. It feels really good. The weight has been lifted off my chest.
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>>675023183
Reroll op
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>>675023183
roll
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>>675022692
Dubs for this
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>>675023137
roll
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>>675022692
Check it
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>>675017058
Rolling
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>>675023137
rollll
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>>675022692
This thread is ded
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>>675023907
reroll
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I was thinking about getting a pet toucan. They have such long beaks, I think it would be much more pleasureable than the parakeet. I am getting hard just thinking about a large hard beak biting down on my tiny cock and making it bleed. Then I would shove some feed up my asshole and the Toucan would probe my peanut butter covered asshole until I jizz. God fucking damn I love birds so fucking much.
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>>675024896
hahah roll this
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>>675024896
rolling the fuck outta this damn op
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>>675024896
roll
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>>675024896
roll!
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>>675024896
yessss roll
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>>675024896
how has this not gotten dubs? Roll!
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>>675024896
Rollllllll
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>>675025522
Winrar
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>>675025522
ok last one before papa op goes to sleep, I'm gonna fuckin pass out and leave you guys empty handed if I dont
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