Let's play! (MS-paint-pixel-edition)
/b/ You've arrived on an island, no knowledge how or why, but you gotta survive.
You spot an angry nigger and his son next to a water source.
Dubs decides what happens next
ANYTHING GOES!
What is he holding.
>>674996504
The Nigglet drowns
>>674996863
The nigger is holding a twig
>>674996504
Treat the niggers as equals and form a colony
>>674996504
OP you faggot nigger dads don't exist
Rub mud on face and pretend to be nigger
>>674996504
climb onto the top of the palm tree, turn around, aim your butt cheeks towards the nigletts and try to to hit them with your shit with high-pressure rectum techniques
Grab the. nigs banana and stab him in the eye.
>>674996504
rape the little nigglet
>>674997311
I'm on it.
OP force the nigger to make a farm or you will dry roast his son
Fuck this girl,
on her hair
wew lad
>>674997857
roll, but make note that the girl was the nigger son's love interest who he wanted to take the virginity of.
>>674997337
re-roll
The shit misses, and the niggers grow angry. They're thankfully incapable of touching water without drowning, so you're safe for now.
>What do, /b/?
Dubs decides what happens next.
Waterboard them with your semen
Name the little niggelet Walt
>>674998325
Now that you're stuck on the tree, you need to get a really nice landing zone. Try to jump on this pile of shit to land comfortably.
Attempt to make peace with them by saying, "ooka booka".
>>674998582
reroll.
>>674998325
make a spear out of wood from the palm tree and enslave the niggers
Force them to make a gigantic hole in the ground, and push them into it until they break their ankles
>>674998652
reroll
Attempt to make them your slaves and bring them back to America.
Rape the little nigglet
>>674998325
Wait until night falls, kill the nigglet using stealth and a rock
shove sand into their intestines.
>>674998325
piss on them from above
>>674998199
rolling
>>674998790
reroll
>>674998844
All the defecation actions are winning
>>674998844
I'm on it.
>>674998325
Rape the niglets boipussi
>>674998591
reroll
The niggers grow angry, and are getting their elder chief.
>>674998932
Yes, because the poo-i-in-lo-o god demands it.
The niggers revolt and start throwing sand at you, but your bowels grow intense and you throw a shit storm on them
you poop alot, compressing the poop into a super solid poop-shard which you use as a knife to kill all niggers.
Jusp Straight at them and suck his nigger dick.
>>674999455
cut down tree into bridge across water
The niggers build a sand castle to protect themselves from the piss but they fail and the little nigger suffocates.
This is a get.
also rolling f
>>674999455
Jump onto the pile of shit and try to choke the big nigger
The elder chief is going to attack you with this spear, once they find a solution to this water.
>What do, /b/?
Dubs decides.
compress all your poop into a solid poop-shard.
use the shard at night to assassinate all niggers.
>>675000561
This
>>675000376
Create a bow and shoot that nigger
>>675000561
rolling for poopshard.
>>675000561
This
>>675000561
Rolling
The niggers spread sand over the pond to cross to the palm tree. They use their baboon strength the deroot the tree
>>675000561
roll
>>675000561
roooooooooooll
>>675000561
Rolling
Jump off and kys
>>675000376
ressurect Chris Dorner
>>675000561
roooooooooooll
They drown the kid so they have a bridge over the water
>>675000376
Summon Martin Luther King Jr
>>675000561
triups get
>>675000376
I take out my trump-zooka, hidden in my ass, and use a deportation missile to blast those dirty niggers back to Africa.
>>675000947
reroll
>>675000561
Poopshard power of dubs.
>the real assassins creed
The elder chief shakes the little nigger into a coma and throws it towards you to assert dominance
The older nigger uses the small nigglet as a bridge
>>675000561
Shard it
>>675000561
shard it good
masturbate and shoot your semen at them
>>675000376
Offer lessons on social justice
>>675001032
Rollin
>>675000561
shard that shit
>>675000561
my niggorish shit
Act all apologetic and offer blankets as a sign of peace, secretly it is covered with small pox and aids. Tactic worked on the savage red skins and they were way smarter than some sand nignogs
>>675000376
Piss on Chief to blind him
>>675001032
Rawl.
>>675001355
Aww yiss AssAssins Creed > The nigger shank
The niggers complain about their inequality but you can only hear gorilla roars
Throw your shit at them
ask if you can have an orgy with their village, they accept
cut open stomache, collect acid, put in tightly bound leaves, throw at nigrumps, creating acid bomb
>>675001376
After shit assassination
>>675001032
roll
>>675001355 got
>>675000376
>spear
kek
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>>675000376
Jump off tree and kick nigger in face.
Update: don't continue a suggestion in another post, please.
throw coconut at shit, making it splatter all over them
>>675001555
>Tfw winrar
>>675001555
OSHT
>>675001621
then they will just rephrase the entire sentence you nigger.
>now shank dat shit
..â–²
▲▲
>>675001355
surely op will deliver soon;
all of these dubs wasted
>>675001555
WINRAR
Let's speed up this shit
Next ODD number.
The niggers become angry, and in there bout of rage they accidentally kill the chief.
The niggers cry in fear of your ejaculation coating their baboon skin
yell "WHITE PRIVILEGE" at them
Use pooper scooper from Sheldon cooper to spank the niggers asses
>>675002069
I'm on it.
>>675001355
>>675001555
Surely OP cant ignore the 5's
fucking finally
>>674996504
sounds like lost
op is faggot abandon bread.
is op ded.
The elder chief's body becomes lost in the sand, the spear is left on the ground, and night is approaching.
>What do, /b/?
masturbate
>>675002404
haaa
Dubs decides what happens next.
>>675002540
Make a compressed poop shard and assassinate niggers at night.
fuck them both
>>675002808
roll.
Shove spear up anus
You undermine the nigger but he evolves into a gorilla and with the brute strength, throws the elders spear at you. You are surprised when he hits you off the tree. The niggers still cant attack . You are in the water.
The white dude baits the niggers into the ocean by throwing kfc buckets. The white dude had prepared for this exact situation.
Poop shard assassination roll!
Piss on the remaining enemies.
>>675002540
We take da poo poo turn it into a compressed poop shard and stab niggers to death.
We take da poo poo turn it into a compressed poop shard and stab niggers to deat
>>675002540
Offer body for sex
The nigglet has ptsd from losing his father and has a seizure
spit on them
We take da poo poo turn it into a compressed poop shard and stab niggers to death
The night attracts the rest of their tribe. They have sticks
>>675001555
Rollin
>>674997337
re-roll
>>675003088
The elder chief was lost, but I'm on it.
>>675003137
Reroll
>>675003088
Winrar.
>>675002968
Roll for this
>>675003365
Reroll
The fucking kid somehow has a seizure and suffocates himself. Night is 1 hour away
>What do?
Dubs decides what happens next.
fuck the man
>>675003519
poop shard assassinate the last nigger.
take da poopoo force feed the nigger till he suffocates
Start ejaculating furiously, forcing the nigger to stumble into the water, drowning.
>>675003519
Fine. Rolling for Poop shard Assassination.
>>675003698
>>675003776
off my one sadface.
Take the spear put poop ontop of it & stab nigger to death.
>>675003519
sleep for 1,000 years
jack off, your cum hits his eye and makes him blind.
Rape the dead child while strangling the adult
Update: Father nigger kicks shit into the water out of fury, water is now contaminated.
The nigger uses black magic but sacrifices his banana. Now, he has teleported to the other side of the pond
>>675003863
Another one a fan of my assassins creed.
also rolling for poopshard
>>675003905
Roll
masturbate on the man
>>675003916
out of anger poopshard assassinate the nigger.
Poopshard master race.
>>675003905
Roll for this one
The baboon summons his tribe. They grow banana trees
>>675003891
roll
>>675004081
Reroll
>>675003905
Kek this one
GIVE BOIBUCCI TO NOG
The niggers form a black lives matter campaign. Causing you to shit on their banners
>>675004204
roll
>>675003519
Tenderly kiss the remaining nig on the head and say "I will always love you. OOGA BOOGA WOOGA"
the poop disappears and is no longer usable
>>675003916
Dive into the water and start splashing the nigger with it.
>>675004272
>roll
>>675004272
kek roll
>>675003916
Dear OP, we need the poopshard.
The fact you already ignored the poopshard dubs are simply blasphemous.
>>675003905
Dubs get
>>675004333
AW SHEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIT
The niggers make sand soup in their newly made sand troughs.
>>675004333
Trips win.rar
It becomes night, moonman appears with Fiji water and gives the white man a bottle, while killing the nigger and cleaning the water source
>>675004333
I'm on it.
>>674996504
>Nigger and his son
>his son
>his
Implying that nig wouldn't be in a rush to get to where you are to avoid that kid / payments
>>674998199
rolling
>>675004454
for once OP includes trips
After climbing down the tree, the nigger is stunned, but after kissing him, the two of you form a bond.
Dubs decides next.
>>675004803
it was a trap! you stab him with your poopshard.
>>675004803
shove his banana up your ass
>>675004869
Rolling for the power of 69
You remember that you got a pocket knife in ur back pocket and then you climb down and fuck the nigger using the pocket knife in his ass
>>675004913
roll
fuck him in his ass
>>675004869
it was a trap! you stab him with your poopshard
>>675004803
Pick up his son and beat that nigger to death with him.
>>675004913
rolling for not poop shard
>>675004803
poopshard stab it.
It was all a scheme. The nigger doesn't know what love is. He attempts to waterboard you after you fall asleep
You then call an airstrike on the nigger
the poop disappears and can never be used again
>>675005039
Blasphemy!
Rolling for a good old poopsharding
You round house kick him
The nigger brings his whole baboon tribe in the hopes of proposing to you in front of them
>>675005062
because a new poop cant be pooped nigger.
POOPSHARD IT! you already ignored dubs once!
>>675004803
Punch him to death and make a boat out of him, sail to another place.
stab his eye
>>675004803
Cannibalize dead nigger child
the fucking shit is gone forever
>>675005175
Rolling
Weenie
>>675005175
r011
go with him back to village and fuck the women
You summon the kkk into ur place. And the kkk has all the guns n shit you need to kill everyone in the village
Dead nigger child becomes a shrine to the holy Banana god.
>>675004803
Wear dead kid as a hat.
have him fuck you
>>675005205
roll
>>675004803
force the nigger to poop. Make a poopshard out of it & then kill the nigger.
>>675005175
Rolling again
Have a romantic dinner
>>675004803
Get fucked in ass by nigger and get aids
You make a raft together and happily sail into the sunset
>>675005433
WINRAR
Make the nigger choke on the shit covered banana
>>675005433
I'm uh, on it.
>>675005433
Contract aids
>>675005433
Now we have AIDS.
>>675005636
This
>>675005433
Well shit. We're gonna get aids.
If dubs, we craft condom out of dead nigger babies skin
Tell nigger you wont fuck him because you are not equal. He throws a fit in rage and the banana is lodged into your throat
>>675005903
Rolling
>>675005762
Butt full of nigger aids
>>675005762
I guess i really, fucked us over
You get fucked by a black man, and contract aids.
Dubs decides what happens next.
>>675006085
> fucked us over
Topkek
Come on op
Let us die slowly and painfully
>>675006273
Birth a new baby out of butt
>>675006273
Suck our shit off his dick.
Use wood to craft banana shrine and pray that you survive
we eat the child and our aids get magically removed
>>675006273
Throw nigger in the shit pool and let him drown.
>>675006273
Threesome with the son
Go on 9gag and hope the cancer kills you sooner than aids.
>>675006273
FUCK IT! WE'RE DEAD
If dubs, we kill the nigger in his sleep, drown ourselves, then start the game over.
>>675006273
Use body of dead niglet to start a signal fire
Kill the guy and shove his child up his ass and use them as a weapon to kill everyone in the village
jump into the shit pool to get rid of our aids
>>675006273
Rolling for necro nigger orgy.
Dead son fucks us in the ass
Chief licks shit off their dicks
>>675006684
Roll
Blame the nigger for the aids contraction and waterboard him with shit water
>>675006642
Reroll
>>675006273
Shit on the nigger dick. Nigger fucks dead child with shit dick
>>675006684
Rolling
>>675006273
Use homeopathy to cure AIDS
we start over
>>675006811
Winrar
>>675006431
roll
>>675006811
Winrar
threesome with the son and then cannibalize the boy
>>675006811
Topkek
>>675006811
I'm on it.
>>675006765
Reroll
>>674996504
kill the nigger and eat him for food as his son watches
>>675006881
Nice to see some one else wants zombie orgy
>>675007212
Reroll
The man was waterboarded, you're slowly dying of aids, and you're starving.
>What now, /b/?
Odd number decides.
eat the little nigglet and save the rest
>>675007674
Shit out a new black man
Eat baby nigger corpse as a last resort
>>675007674
Eat the baby
>>675007739
Winrar
>>675007674
If the guy is still alive suck his dick for nutrients
>>675007674
Autoerotic asphyxiation
>>675007739
I'm on it.
>>675007674
Dig out the dead kid from the sand and transfer your AIDS to the dead kid (This will cure the AIDS). Go to right where Chef came from and pick his spear as you wander around
>>675007674
eat sand
>>675007674
Zombie orgy
Then eat baby nigger
>>675007866
Dubs and the transitive property confirms it
>>675007674
you eat the child ofc
you drink from the shit infected water
You eat the child, somehow not infecting you. You go to sleep, and wake up to this.
>What do, /b/?
Posts with 3, 5, or 7 decides.
rape the entire population of where you are with no question
>>675008821
Try to take that roof in the ass and make AIDS rain from clouds
>>675008964
Bump
Go back to sleep
>>675008821
Burn house daun
Form the kkk and hail sanic
>>675008930
reroll
>>675008964
Rolng
>>675008821
Grab one of their tits
get them to join you hunting niggers as the kkk
>>675009083
On it.
>>675008821
Get spitroasted in order to share AIDS
>>675008821
Gay zombie orgy
Rape em all and turn into big kebap
>>675008821
Become black
>>675008821
Go into the house
The natives gladly help you, giving you a ladder, telling you to "go fuck yourself." You sit anus first on the tip of the house, it now bleeds AIDS.
Dubs decides next action
>>675009741
Call their mothers whores and go into the house to fuck whatever is inside
rape them all
>>675009741
burn house down
>>675009741
Smile and tell natives that your name is Donald Trump while Stumping them one by one
>>675009741
Gay zombie orgy
>>675010089
Rollinto
Become spiderman
>>675010089
Roaaal
>>675010104
Reroll
