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you sick bastard
>>674995067
Well, that's enough internet for today...
https://youtu.be/hyzfxLrcfYA
https://youtu.be/y63SEPF-SrM
https://youtu.be/ZbyfvR6Go0U
https://youtu.be/NEXwpg_2jWA
https://youtu.be/3oRBo8frtQI
https://youtu.be/aB16oRbno7U
>>674995067
What's ops gif about? Is dog on string no? Like funny puppet trick
>>674995067
thats just fucked up dude...
>>674997336
fucking hate you
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>674997989
>>674997336
That hasn't happened to me in years... Wish there was sound.
>>674998240
It makes me feel better about myself anon
I get to feel something that isn't sadness for once
>>674998455
wouldn't call it new, nice dubs though
>>674998455
Hue.
>>674999064
>nice dubs
Literally 1 in every 10 comments. Happens dozens of times every minute.
>HURR LAST NUMBARZ TEH SAEM!
>[hand-flapping intensifies]
>>674999587
>being this new
>>675000604
>being this mad
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>675001057
story?
>>675001301
>durr storey?
Angry mob beats the fuck out of someone. The fuck kind of "story" are you expecting?
>>675001301
nigger
>>675001301
They're poor and uncivilized like most non-white countries.
>>675001521
reason?
>>675001301
It took place is Oaxaca state in Mexico. One guy was a fan of measuring agave tequila using metric milliliters, while the remainder of the group preferred to use imperial ounces. A disagreement ensued. Also, you're a fucking idiot.
>>675001751
Coz I fucked your mom.
>>675001057
Nigga said "what are you gonna do, stab me?"
>>675001980
well i have 2 dads...
doesnt really work...
>>675001980
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>675001301
Who the fuck knows? Go ask for him.
>>675002222
Holy shiiiiiiit
>>675002222
deeeemn also checked
>>675000820
I always thought it was OP who was the fag
>>674996574
at least they had the decency to make it clean
>>675000309
triple kill
>>675002759
Copypasta is copypasta
>>675002888
and copypasta isn't faggotry?
>>674997336
good one sir
>>675001521
please piss off
>>674999587
newfag
>>675000066
>blacked.webm
>>675001893
kek
>>675003486
niggers nigging
>>674995067
what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>674996574
At least it was quick
>>675003486
>GhostNigger.webm
>>675004013
Lucky nigger got killed in 1 hit
>>675003486
WTF is this 3rd world goblinfolk shitscape bullshit?
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>>675001521
Look at all these dubs
>99
>00
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>>675000309
ooo baby a triple!
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>>675004603
That's not a triple faggot only the last consecutive numbers count. Fucking newfag.
>>675004698
>>675004603
Newfag fuck off
>>675004469
Acid?
>>675004665
fucking kek
>>675005018
Electrocution. Trains. India. Retards.
>>675004698
he's talking about the webm you stupid fuck
>>674999587
Christ, you sure are butthurt over someone getting dubs. What's the big fucking issue here?
>>675004698
Or he's talking about the fact that 3 people were hit by the car you dumb cunt
>>674999587
new
get a load of this shit...bunch of fake psychopaths trying to act tough on the internet.
>>675005237
>Getting this mad
Kill yourself.
>>675005574
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>>675003486
damn thats gotta be the worst, he's barley on fire so he just suffers
>>675004407
Being this newfag.
>>675001521
Spoken like the dubless...
Also, check em!
>>675005822
>barley
>>674996574
>cmon, put your head down
but i don't wanna
>put it down!
>>675004665
I lost the game
>>675006187
LOL
F=MA, m8 lololol
>>675004407
>not checking those trips and quads
>>675007025
I think of it more like
Kgm/s initial = Kgm/s final
>>674998340
Retards shouldn't drive.
>>675006289
she deserved it
who the fuck does that
>>675007407
The Chinese shouldn't drive.
>>675007277
whats that
>>674998455
>New
>>675006187
What did he think was going to happen?
>>675007352
right, well most people know F = MA so
>easier to understand
>not entirely false
>>674995067
why? why they do that to the little doggie? is mean!
>>675002222
you moist broe??<,,,,,,,,
>>675008023
would have helped >>675007667 :(
>>675004407
Nice try.
>>675007599
Just keep watching, it will hit you eventually
>>675008241
in that case it would have been nice, i agree. but since it wasn't on fire there was no reason to drench it.
>>675007407
nobody was driving the car
it was chained
>>675003024
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>>674997989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je_9QhJFSR0
>>675008573
dogger lives on the edge
she set the contraption off herself
>>675007277
see that thing there? don't put your hand any where near it.
what, like this?
>>675005822
barley lolll
>>675004469
looks like it might be this fellow.
>>675007599
Can't post the video version as 4chan thinks the link is spam Just google: "Man Pulled Into Paper Machine And Killed In An Instant "
>>675007667
na, cats are way more fun to fuck with
>>675010217
shit anon, you're so fucking alpha
>>675006936
Kek filename
>>675004603
Pure uncut bait
>>674995067
It's just a dog doing the ice bucket challenge.
>>675004407
anyone has that webm where a snake eats a puppy? thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO5oTrH8o-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqbxBU3KgKk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLXfVspBiyc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxmHZze5KFc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLcEW5P6GCM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6_WfqK2v1k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXV4g3ItfnM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ1_Wj_xA-c
>>675004407
>>675003486
If a white guy gets burnt he becomes black.
does that mean if a black guy gets burnt he turns white?
>>675010565
This is how it's really done.Step up your game , doge!
>>675010705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Auf678gEs9M
>>675004825
That only works when there's something to laugh about, you know
>>675011214
"XDXD YA BUT JOEKS R MEANT 2B FUNNY XDDD"
the point is he got bamboozled, it doesnt matter
>>675005840
Being this newfag to take the b8
>>675006373
that fucking file name
>>675006289
joseph foreman dont fuck around
>>674997336
well played faggot
>>675011005
Just imagine that.
>get hit by stupid vehicle
>fall down, in pain
>all the water and pressure also drags you down
fuck
>>675006187
Oh, this is amazing, I actually laughed.
>>675012638
This looks like fun.
More, Anon.
>>675010825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhrhX0vSA6c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vwd6rxFd_ZI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w_t711GVzo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_42HTgRuPQg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y45PniF_smI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO5oTrH8o-E
>>675013214
This is the only other one I have
>>675013651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUbb517Na1A
>>675013704
God damn it, I liked the plot development of that one.
>>675013827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp8UvOX8Dag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljHbgN7vjxM
>>675013994
That was the last page to that comic anyway
Pretty much guys neighbor asked him to watch her fluffy for the week and the first day he went to work he came back to shit all over his floor
>>675001521
>>674999587
same fag or born from the same retarded litter
>>675014195
But what does he mean when he say that he's going to constipate it until it learns?
I must know!
>>675012548
Kinda like my life
Thanks anon
This made my day
>>675014632
>>675014632
I'll see if I can find the rest for you anon
>>675004698
>2016
>being this this
