You get one wish, /b/. What do you wish for? No wishing for more wishes.
Pic kind of related.
Bamp.
>>674990196
i wish i was happy
>>674990760
I wish this guy will never be happy.
I want a second penis.
Don't ask.
>>674990976
thanks
I'd like to be a cute girl. Will never be. Transpeople are fucking disgusting.
>>674991408
I wish this guy would be happy.
>>674990196
I wanna be almighty.
>>674991515
>>674991515
faggot
Pic related.
I'd like to be a cute girl too.
I WANT TO BECOME A REAL GIRL!
>>674990196
I wish for infinite wishes
i wish to remove the wishes cap
I wish underage sex becomes legal
>>674990976
Kek'd
>>674991077
>go on craigslist
>tons of penis for you
I don't see what the problem is?
I wish Hitler had won.
>>674992065
Y-yeah...
>>674990196
I wish to be immortal, no ageing over 30's
i wish to have superman powers
>>674990196
I wish I had no wishes.
>>674992243
logans loophole?
>>674992356
CHEMS
FOR
DAYS
>>674990196
Master the piano to the maximum level. So I could play anything, express my feelings through my playing perfectly and play + compose songs for piano.
>Been playing for a little bit over a year
>Still shit at it
>Takes like 15 years of constant and dedicated practice to achieve master level
I just want to express myself, I don't even give a fuck if I have to be poor for the rest of my life, I just want to play how I feel since I can't use words that well.
I would sell my soul to satan for this.
I would give up everything for this.
I just want to play.
I wish trump becomes president
>>674990196
To find the one and that things work with her so I can start focusing on the rest of my problems.
>>674990196
Damn.
I really don't know.
>>674992600
I wish this guy loses his hands
>>674990196
I wish I get to see my wife again.
>>674992600
If you'd give up everything, wouldn't you be willing to practice for 15 years?
I wish every human being alive today lives a happy and fulfilling life, except for OP.
>>674992785
He still master it on max level so as long as he has toes, nose, tongue,... he's ok.
>>674992871
That's... Oh...
i wish my wish doesnt come true
>>674992880
I'm on my way. Of course.
But man, it would be fucking awesome to get there right now.
It's incredibly frustrating to have all these songs and sounds in my head and I lack the technical ability to play them.
>>674992924
OP here. I know I sound like a faggot for this, but I'd take that.
I wanna be a anonymous billionaire-
>>674993261
faggot
I wish I were schizophrenic. I just want someone to talk to.
>>674990196
I wish I'd never have to get a job, but would still be getting money somehow.
To be reborn a real female with different parents.
>>674990196
I just want to be happy. I'm so depressed, It's been so long since I've been genuinely happy, I'm not sure what would make make me happy. I feel like there is an emptiness inside me and it's never going to filled again
>>674993414
WAIT NO
I WISH FOR SOMEONE TO TALK TO
Fuck, I'm retarded.
>>674993414
That can be done without schizophrenia, though it does utilize similar facets of the mind. Look up tulpa.
I'd wish for the ability to stop time. It'd be cool to walk around in a frozen world. I could rape at will and take all the money I need.
>>674992600
>practice for 15 years
>become a virtuoso
>able to express anything through the piano
>15 years of intense practice have left you dead inside
>have nothing to express
Good luck
Wish i had a billion dollars.
>>674990196
Pokemon IRL
>>674992871
>goes to bed
>sees picture on nightstand
wish granted!
(or you could stop being a faggot and get shovel)
>>674993414
Schizophrenia is not multiple personality disorder, faggot.
>>674990196
I wish I found a wallet full of cash while walking from a pub at ~3am.
>>674993340
you are an anonymous billionaire. however since no one knows you are a billionaire you cannot do anything with the money, donate, spend, withdrawl or prove that you have capital and no one but you will ever know.
wish granted!
>>674993734
Bam! and you had it!
>>674994036
may this guy find a wallet stuffed with $14 in singles.
>an I meant USD you britbong suck on that
World peace
>>674993712
Thank you anon.
No, I don't think so, in the end that 15 years is a time of my life in the future, I hope. In that time I'll have many moments of despair, happiness, maybe even love.
True musicians draw from their lives the core things that they want to express to the world, even if the world doesn't recognize it. I would play what I would feel. If I felt empty, I would play that "empty" feeling and give it a soul.
Music is beautiful like that.
>>674994048
wat. Did you wish to be a nerd fagot?
>>674994048
like "everyone thinks he's just a stinky millionaire"?
>>674992351
I could grant that!
I wish to be omnipotent over my own existence. I could not use the powers to affect other people, but I would have total control over my own life. Lifespan, mortality, hunger, need for rest, etc. You could only die if you chose to die.
So much of our own existence is decided by factors outside of our control.
I wish I could live for ten years more.
I wish there were no more captcha on /b/
>>674994212
Kvothe, is that you?
>>674993667
>stop time
>walk around
>take all the money you need
>raep all the women, children and fish you'd ever want
>trapped forever in a crusty semen filled world surrounded by money you cannot spend and don't need
>grow old and die alone, weary of walking everywhere and knowing no one
you should have wished to be able to start time too faggot.
>>674990196
I would wish for $1 million maybe even just $500,000
I'm not greedy, just need a nice chunk of money to help things stabilize and put me on the right track.
>>674994593
few bucks can fix it
>>674994212
ha, you have no idea what it's like to be 44 do you.
I wish for infinite genies.
These genies each give me three wishes.
Since I am not directly wishing for wishes, its legit. If not, i wish for omnipotence, the ability to change reality as i see fit
>>674990196
I wish for more wished. Call the cops faggot, I don't care.
>>674994633
I like you.
i wish others can wish for more wishes
>>674994676 I ain't about that life...
Have the power to teleport
>>674994297
everyone including the bank thinks he's just a piss poor anon working at taco bell
i wish i actually get a life.
>>674994796
Oh! Thanks! What did I do to deserve that?
>>674994609
No, this is someone else
Who/what is Kvothe?
I'd wish for the 4th reich headed by Donald trump to start a 3rd world war so I can get drafted and fucking kill cunts
>>674994931
It's a reference to a book. Sorry.
>>674990196
I wish I could give myself anything I imagine with no bad consequences
I wish for 10 mil dollars that stay constant no matter how much I spend. So if I spend 1 million, it gets replenished instantly.
>>674994633
Do you have any idea what amount of energy you'd need to move in stoped air to begin?
>>674994796
you may teleport instantly from A to B, however to get to B you must first teleport half the distance between A and B, call it A1. Now you may teleport instantly to B from A1, but first you must teleport half the distance to A2. etc.
Let us know when you get to B faggot
>>674994609
i love those books
>>674994897
Don't know
>>674991444
Hope you find your way mr trips
>>674994741
Of course not, I'm not 44 so I wouldn't have an idea what it's like, but I assume it's like being young but with more years of experience.
How you decide to use that experience varies from person to person.
>>674995140
But then you couldn't buy anything worth more than 10mil at a time.
>>674992169
Yeah I'd use my wish on that one as well.
>>674994782
1 f my wishes is for this Anon to get unlimited wishes
>>674994845
why that assumption?
>>674995035
Ah. Good book?
Would recommend or naw?
>>674995144
Well thank's for that anon i can now travel without using money
>>674995144
Lel and checked
>>674994856
you got one! you're in it! this is the only one you ever get! there isn't any more to it!
congratulations, your wish was already granted.
>as terry pratchett would put it- this is the part where your life is flashing before your eyes
>>674995225
What can be worth more than 10 million dollars?
>>674990196
i wish i could fuck that cat even just ONE more time.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
>>674995387
Holy tits, yes.
The Kingkiller Chronicle by Patrick Rothfuss.
There's only two of three at the moment because the dude is a massive perfectionist who wrote them all back in the 90s, but is only releasing them now.
The Name of the Wind is the first one.
>>674990976
>>674994434
Being in complete control of every aspect of your existence?
God damn that sounds absolutely boring to me.
Nothing would surprise you. If you wanted to be surprised you'd first have to tell the universe that you were ready to be surprised. and then you'd wait in anticipation to be surprised and then when the surprise isnt big enough, you'd simply make the surprise suit what you would want to be surprised by, thereby destroying the very concept of surprise
>>674995143
>stop time
time is stopped nothing moves including you. the universe never ends.
>is that better, ass?
wish to never age past 25 although I'm older now.
>>674995531
A house. But honestly, if you couldn't think of that, you don't want a house that big, and I can respect that.
>>674994434
I wish this guy wasn't such a fucking nerd
>>674990196
i wish that trump-sama would win the presidency, because then all my wishes would come true!
>>674995420
you can do that now, it's called walking, but you'll actually get there by walking.
>>674995655
Thanks for the tip anon! Will definitely check it out. Always on the lookout for good books to read.
I want the ability to live in any Fantasy world I want to. As the main character.
>>674993431
So a nigger?
>>674995761
you never age past 25. in fact you die of AIDS at 24.
>>674993522
We're here, anon.
>>674990196
I want mind control over anyone
>>674995225
>how loans work?
>how overdraw works?
the power to teleport to and beat up anyone that makes fun of me on the internet >:((((((((
>>674990196
I wish for the ability to have a death note, to write a person I want dead and the method of their death.
I wish people wanted to be around me
>>674995944
you once were a part of an advanced society we would consider alien. you were granted a wish to live in any fantasy world you wanted to. you picked the one with hitler, where trump was running for president and /b/ was fucking shit these days, even though everyone always said it used to be better.
you should have paid more attention to what you were reading.
>>674996216
>>674995946
underrated
>>674995715
not >>674995715 but dam you're right wp anon
>>674995666
Sick trips, Mr Grimes. your still trapped in a world full of zombies though.
The ability to stop time, but also not age. I would just do whatever I wanted. take things I want, learn all day, explore, fuck around with people etc...
>>674996393
i like shitting dick tits better so HA
>>674990196
I'd wish for omnipotence.
I wish to have an intimate and reoccuring, satisfying sexual relationship with my mother that starts tonight.
>>674996393
There needs to be more penis
>>674996468
fucked that up ment not >>674994434
>>674996269
>bathe
>stop being suc...
no. I'm the same way. I wish people wanted to be around me too. godspeed anon
>>674990196
i wish i was the luckiest person that has ever lived
>>674990196
The ability to remove tattoos from people with my mind.
Go to college
>>674990196
I want to win millions of dollar from the lottery this next weekend.
(why? so i can buy a house, finaly stop stressing, chill play video games and draw)
>>674996662
You almost were
>>674993522
Too late faggot! Your original wish is granted
>>674990196
the ability to start then stop time at will.
>>674996925
Almost counts only in horseshoes and handgrenades.
>>674996623
Yeah, I don't really look bad, stink or am annoying
I guess confidence is what I need
>>674996691
i like this one
>>674996662
maybe you are
maybe you're so lucky to be where you are you have no idea
one micro second different and there would have been a different sperm
one month earlier and you'd be dead
one year later and you'd have gotten crushed by a car
ten years old and raped and murdered by local pedophile
but you- you made it to twelve
you are truly the luckiest person that has ever lived
>>674994652
>being sensible
>>674996901
why? you're a terrible artist and no amount of millions is going to change that.
>>674990196
I wish my wife was more often for foursomes with her female friends.
>No wishing for more wishes
You can't tell me what to do! I wish for infinite wishes!
>>674990196
I wish for man to live in harmony with nature
>>674996309
Fuck anon. Never thought about it like that.
>>674997376
fuckin made me kek
>>674997479
Because disappointing one woman isn't enough? You have to fuck up everyone elses night too.
The ability to make my most far fetched dreams a reality.
>>674995715
Though surprise can prove fun or interesting at times, it is ultimately a small sacrifice for what that wish would entail.
You could dedicate whatever amount of time to achieve whatever you want. Research whatever you want. Explore wherever you want. Live to see space travel, hell, help develop it. Your imagination is the limit.
stop
>>674997675
I don't care. I'm a selfish being.
>>674994434
get tired one day, have a passing thought that you'd like to di-
I would wish I could grant my own wishes
>>674990976
Yeah fuck that guy
I wish I could control any and every kind of matter with my mind.
>>674992351
Kek
I wish my friend had infinite wishes, and used one to give me infinite wishes. Loopholes for days OP!
>>674997966
di what? distract someone? disorder his CD collection? diffuse sand in a pond?
>>674994206
oh.. wtf would I do with that trash of a currency? Either euros or czech crowns, amerifat. Dollar is good only for making a joint filter.
>>674997751
The biggest thing that happens when we push limits is the ability to be in awe of what we can do.
What makes the heavyweight boxer jump to the top rope and raise his hands in the air? Where did Eureka come from?
The excitement and disappointment for reward stems from the unknown. Not knowing you're going to win. Not knowing what you're capable of until it's done.
To me, the surprise in everyday life is what makes life worth living. The unknown is the greatest place to exist.
>>674998125
Too bad your feelings aren't matter
>>674997966
Precisely why it is worded that way. Would you rather live until entropy ends the universe and possibly beyond, or be able to cease that tortured existence at your own will?
I wish someone to call me a faggot
>>674998369
that was exactly the point of my curse you refugee swilling UK fag
>>674998219
I wish anyone using "kek" instead of "lol" die horrible death, bleeding eternally
>>674998460
yeah but what happens when it's your will for just a split second? no more end of the universe for you lad
>>674998554
how do I upzozzle this?
>>674998486
Faggot.
>>674998554
>inb4 kek
>>674990196
i wish i had infinite power over creation and destruction
fur them lulz of course
>>674998438
No those are great points, but you misunderstand. All the wish grants is control over yourself and what is required for you to live. You aren't granted any extra knowledge. To become all knowing, you would have to learn everything yourself, at your own effort.
I wish I could be with her for just one more day.
>>674998533
Hey, I'm not from UK and we have like 200 refugees in my country. Feels good to live in a former soviet country full of racism.
>>674990196
I wish no one else's wishes come true.
To ditch this world and live as an alien immigrant in some massive multispecies space faring empire
>>674990196
I wish for a wand that could grant me wishes
>>674993431
You can do that now it's called welfare.
I wish for a real Spitfire.
If I won it big I'd buy one load it with brownings in the UAE and arrange for something to get shot.
Redbull sponsors etc.
I've given this thought.
>>674998895
faggot
>>674999141
sandnigger detected
>>674999019
dis 'lil fuck is the reason we can't have nice things
>>674998452
I'm good with my feelings.
>>674997592
Best wish itt, congratulations you hippie faggot
I wish I could get pregnant.
Fuck you god for taking my ovaries.
I wish my penis into a vagina
>>674999410
what about me
>>674999333
Double tripswich
Checked
>>674990196
I wish to live in Equestria and have sex with anypony I want.
>>674998554
I wish this faggot would kek themselves into a bloody puddle of soup
>>674990196
I wish 4chan never existed.
>>674994460
:( get well
>>674990196
Wish for the power to make anything i could imagine
>>674993667
>stop time
>everything stops moving
>you wouldn't be able to move
>everything dies
>you wasted a wish and destroyed everything
>>674999990
This
i wish i didnt break up with her
>>675000482
She broke up with you.
>>674990196
I wish that everyone could wish for more wishes
>>674999899
I would increase the activity of your left pre-frontal cortex to make you happier.
>>674999990
I wish, I hope, I dream, I pray.
No wishing for more wishes huh?
You made me do this buddy.
>I wish to be able to move to different universes, and go to one where I am given infinite wishes.
Go hang yourself faggot.
>>674990196
the ability to possess anyone at the drop of a hat for as long as i like.
live forever in multiple ways
I wish this thread 404 so I can go sleep. Have tons of work ahead me so I'd love to have some rest.
>>675001972
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>>675002353
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I wish for the abilities of Goku with my current mind and body.
You cant wish for more wishes, but you could wish for something to grant you infinant wishes, which is what I'd do
>>675002642
like a dick in your mouth?
I wish that the person I love will love me too in the same way.
>>675002772
I'm not your mother last night though
At the moment it would be to augment my inner sadist with a formidable persona so it doesn't turn inward.
Or to eradicate it completely.
>>674997090
If you're almost the richest person in the world, you're still pretty fucking rich.
>>675002914
Did you just play the Alu-card?
>>675002914
OH SHIT SNAP
>>675003173
Yes, yes I did
>>674998369
Canadafag here.
Try our dollar. It's much worse.
>>674992605
Done
I'd wish Hitler was still alive
>>675003548
they way he wrote the d upsets me
>>674990196
I wish for the ability to grant my own wishes.
I didn't break your rule OP... gg no re
>>675003548
What's it like paying for shit with Monopoly money, Mr. Canuck?
>>675004292
What do you think? It's shitty.
>>674990196
I wish food pills were a thing.
Like, a pill that exands like hella or whatever until you're full.
>>674990196
I wish my positive luck stats irl were maxed yet invulnerable to any changes to them that weren't made by me.
>>675004364
I figured, I just needed a reason to laugh at a syrup-meister like a good ameriburger.
>>675005139
>see: "spontaneous combustion"
to control everything
>>674990196
To get a retry starting in 1986, my first year at uni.
>>674995873
Seems legit
>>674993522
I wish this guy was slightly less retarded
>>675006181
damn nigga you're old
I want OP to have tastebuds on his asshole.jpg
>>674997199
>Yeah, I don't really look bad, stink or am annoying
you don't get to decide these things
>>675006478
Ain't young.
For all black people and Muslims to die
>>674990196
i wish i was that cat
>>675004364
Understandable. Given how much we pity you, it's only fair.
I wish for $4500 dollars so i can get a labiaplasty and my boyfriend will fuck me
>>674990196
I wish I can have breakfast with my grampa again.
>>675005139
why would you want to reduce eating, one of lifes great joys, to just swallowing a tasteless pill?
>>675006712
you seem to have fucked something up back then
>>675007234
What's wrong with your labia?
Complete omniscience.
Failing that, the ability to run my life as though it were a ROM in an emulator. Ability to save state, load state, rewind, fast forward. Including if I die.
Failing those, the ability to heal myself and others from any injury or defect—basically, immortality for me and whomever I please.
Failing all of that... the ability to teleport. Not like "speed of light" teleport—I mean full-blown, locality-violating instant transmission. Me and anything I need to bring with me.
From there, it's your basic mind power starter kit (psychokinesis, telepathy/mind reading, and mind control), breaking down in that order. Then ability to interface mentally with computers (for fast graphics/text editing), then the ability to speak all languages, then the ability to play all musical instruments. We're now well into the realm of the practical; any further and I'll be wishing for a gum wrapper.
I wish to live in my perfect dream world where I'm happy.
>>674997406
>Wishing for billions of dollars to appear out of nowhere, thus destroying the worth of money for everyone.
Gotta go sensible
I wish for 1 trillion USD.
>>675007434
Really big
>>674990196
More genies
>>675007773
actually, it wouldn't ruin the economy till after a large amount of it entered circulation via spending. You'd have years of enjoyable wealth.
>>675007867
You're a big girl.
>>675007867
yum
also post tits
>>675008201
for you!
>>674990196
the end of the human race.
>>675008488
For practically any dining chair in existence...
I wish we could end up together and happy.
>>674998629
he never said "the first thought becomes your will and reality"
he said that if he wills it he can make it happen, he is still allowed to give things thought before he acts, as you imagine this to be it would be a horrible power, imagine if I am to tell you about two things that are great, you would never be able to hear the second thing because you willed the first to happen before you got the chance to hear both
>>674990196
Finally being in a happy relationship and financially stable at the same time. I'm tired of this one or the other bullshit.
>>675001330
you're pathetic and you will never see your dreams come true unless you upgrade them
That no one else's wishes would come true.
>>675009358
I will the first to be true
then I will that I should hear the second
and will the second to be better
then I will the second to be true
then I will a third that's even better
you'd be willing constant endless orgasm rapture for all time by the fifth or sixth iteration
>>674990196
I'd wish for the ability to grant my own wishes
Technically not wishing for more wishes
>>675008190
Yeah that is true, and by the time you've spent it all and destroyed everything, you'd be pretty much on your death bed. Fuck being sensible then.
>>675009669
you're dumb as shit
>>675009641
>tfw someone made this wish years ago
>>674990196
i wish for this board to rise out of the cancerous memey cesspool and come back to its former glory
>>675010210
this is it's former glory, you're just jaded now
>>674993414
You're are confusing schizophrenia with DID, you retard
>>675007234
typical retard logic, why not instead wish for your vagina to either be fucking perfect, or for a partner that did not mind yours?
Why not wish for a body that is exactly as you desire, vagina and everything else too?
Why opt for the least optimal solution when you could wish for anything?
I wish for a physically fit body so i can join the USMC
>>675010309
you're wrong
Just give me a fender strat and a good amp
Everything else should fall in place
>>675010431
>DID
People with DID don't know they have it fuckwad. Schizophrenics who have visual hallucinations along with auditory often communicate with their hallucinations.
>>674991859
I wish he becomes the manliest man
40s style rat rod that I never have to work on filled with hundreds
>>675007234
get a new boyfriend, they're free
>>675010599
see, jaded.
and a little bitter
>>675010803
you never have to work on it because it's so broken and the 100s are monopoly 100s
I wish that none of the other wishes will come true, not even the ones after this
I wish for all of my potential wishes to be granted
I wish I could go back home and get my job/career, friends, and relationship back. But that's not gonna happen. Not now.
I wish I could stop doing drugs
>>675010958
bitter about the change.
This have happened to pretty much any website community I have been part of or seen, it gets watered down as the masses press themselves in, yet somehow some faggots on 4chan think this site somehow is immune to this, and that is have been static and unchanged since launch, maybe in a desperate attempt to be part of the glory that have long since passed, who knows, you are wrong regardless.
Not really bitter either, it was expected
I wish I could summon a sex slave that I could change the looks of with my mind at any and all times. This sex slave would do anything and everything for I, her master.
be able to summon death whenever I feel like it and kill someone.
>>675011702
get a weapon
>To have a good time, all the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqBsiHBjit8
>>674991958
>>675011507
craigslist is still the same
>>675012038
a website and a website community are two different things.
wisdom
>>674995531
11 million dollars
>>674997966
OOOO SHIT A SNI-
>>675012249
yeah and both craigslist and 4chan are website communities
are you fucking retarded or something?
>>674998438
You're a fucking dillusional moron who doesn't think anything ever happened because someone willed it. Enjoy being a cuck virgin poor fag all of your life. Ya dip.
