ITT: faces of /b/ also general rate/talk thread
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ITT: faces of /b/
also general rate/talk thread
Rate me /b/
>>674985548
dunno matey. look kinda chill to me
7/10
Hey there jesse! You're in but trouble now.
>>674985773
Can you guess my favorite music album?
I am indeed chill.
>>674985926
uhm. to pimp a butterfly by kendrick
>>674986058
No,it's a UK artist and makes electronic music.
sure
>>674986294
is that your natural hair color? if so, cool. if not, doesn't match your eyebrows mate.
7/10
Aight sounds good to me. I know I'm a fucking faggot, but lucky for me, so are all of you.
>>674986464
didn't have to shit on yourself first, but whatever edge lord. 6/10
give me reasons why you think you're a faggot
>>674986232
literally have no idea. no fucking clue.
>>674986461
me and my gf kinda played around with hair dyes.. i've gotten used to it. thanks for the rate tho.
>>674986775
Because it would be really pretentious for me to claim otherwise. Thats about it.
>>674986965
no probs. whats today been like for you anon
>>674985423
Hi Huron D!
>>674987217
i mean i guess, but it doesn't really matter anyway.
>>674987552
True, I mean, none of this REALLY matters.
Hi
>>674986464
FUCKING TOP KEK
>>674987729
said it once before and i'll say it now. edgelord. but w/e. what doing anon?
Why not?
>>674987412
doing this long distance thing with this girl and she spent like 3 or 4 nights here idk and left earlier today. i feel relieved. works fine for the likes of me who are introverted and need to be alone from time to time to "recharge batteries". so basically been taking it easy today.
how's your day been?
>>674987986
PUT A FUCKING SHIRT ON PLEASEEEE
>>674985423
You look like you starred as the bully in a Disney channel original movie
>>674987986
blinded by your skin anon. also you have a head sort of shaped like a potato. 6/10
>>674987881
Honestly, aside from the random assortment of weapons everywhere, Im about as non edgy as it gets. The reason why I have so many weapons is because I worked at a friend of the family's weapon store for a few summers. Some days he couldn't pay me in cash, so I would get to take home whatever I wanted. Right now I'm playing some NES.
>>674988226
i'm know by my group of friends as the cynic. idk. i do have that look though, you're right so far. good observation.
>>674987986
that angle is as flattering as.. fuck i dont even know. let's just say that it looks awkward as hell.
>>674987993
been pretty good so far. filled with cs go and payday2. just maxing on my day off. good to hear about you and your girl. how long distance?
Ehh. Why not I guess
>>674988735
abe lincoln/10
>>674988735
WHY SO MUCH WHITE?
>>674988572
7/10. you look like a preppy lacrosse player that unfortunately gets laid more than I do
R8
>>674988685
about 6 hours by bus to get there. 3 or 4 by train. its all still relatively new since we met around the xmas and got together about 2 months ago. it's been going pretty well, like, i feel like the busrides are worth it atm etc etc.
>>674988735
If you fixed that terrible haircut, grew a mustache or shaved the beard, and dressed less like a generic white guy you could be good looking
>>674989221
Maybe a 5/10 with that face you made
>>674988735
6/10 seem like an okay guy.
>>674989221
you know the drill tits+timestamp = actually you.
otherwise, the door
>>674989275
>if you changed everything, that you can change you would be better.
Me on the left.
>>674989221
I'm surprised no one said anything about this cute little face.
>>674988949
Eh. Labcoat. I work in a hospital lab
>>674989487
kek, pretty much. He's lucky that all the stuff he can't change is pretty good.
>>674989013
I may or may not play lacrosse
>>674989275
Eh. Wearing work labcoat and I have shorter hair now.
>>674989520
well you already have more of a social life than 80 percent of us. so congrats.
>>674989707
what do you do in there
>>674989776 i may or may not have given a shit
>>674990138
You look lovely :) What's your name???
>>674989221
6/10 will improve if show tits
>>674990253
why would I post my name..
>>674990497
WHAT THE FUCK??
IT WAS A SIMPLE COMPLIMENT YOU BITCH
QUESTIONS END IN QUESTION MARKS BTW
>>674990497
Tits then
its a way to be sure you are real.
>>674990631
>>674989978
Easy tests like Flu/ Strep/ Pregnancy. Answer all the phones. Pretty much a lab Assistant. Only 20 yo
>>674989520
Just work on that smile bro, right now creepy af. Somewhat above average.
>>674990138
Underage. Should clean mirror
R9
>>674990631
Deffensive bitches ay?:/
>>674990631
one of us, clearly needs to calm the fuck down
>>674990828
I'm 25.
>>674990631
calm the fuck down. It's more a statement than a question. I'd be fucking stupid to post my name on /b/ and you don't need to know it anyway.
>>674988572
Looks like a nice restaurant. You have the looks, now it is the perfect time to work on your muscles and reducing that bf %. Of course, I get that "bro" vibe that you party and drink, so that might not happen
>>674986232
Burial?
>>674990138
i'm not gonna flip on you, but tits n timestamp please
>>674989886
T as in 'ten'? thanks
>>674991465
I have my own threads here sometimes. this is not one of them
>>674991548
read the rules of /b/. tits or gtfo
Alright, /b/ man you harpoons and do your worst.
>>674991127
Yeah, bet you still get asked for ID. Pull hair behind shoulders and try different area (or really clean that mirror, it's distracting and nasty). It will look at least twice as better. Nice collection of books though
>>674990497
Just post tits with timestamp
>>674991724
if i cared, nice b8 tho
>>674991548
You don't have to include file name to scream "Princess Syndrome". You ain't special, nobody is. Don't wait around for Prince Charming and his huge fucking dick to sweep you off your feet.
>>674991671
Definitely a bold move, that hat and shirt does not match in any sense, shape or form. Average looks.
>>674991724
Would look cute if bf were down by about 20%
>>674985548
From what i can se 6/10
>>674986464
Wolverines long lost cousin/10
>>674989520
7/10
>>674991548
I like your piercings
>>674990631
If this was in person, I'd fucking slay you for talking that way towards her. She is truly beautiful and you should be ashamed you neckbeard fedora faggot
>>674992506
bf?
>>674986294
8.5/10
>>674990138
scot-chan <3
>>674992705
if it were real life, you would do the exact same thing you are doing right now: bitching about it to strangers on the internet.
>>674991548
fake
>>674991392
Spot on m8.
>>674992704
Curly, shorthair, nice eye color, 9/10
>>674992748
Bf is short for bodyfat. Sorry about that, not talking about other bf
Not fake
>>674992906
ily too
>>674992704
Can't sleep again?
>>674989520
9/10, you handsome mf
Y'all wannabe looking pretty and shit. Even longface over there doing his best.
>>674993201
Im definitely real
>>674993593
haha its ok, i should have figured that out on its own. Honestly, saying only 20% is pretty generous.
>>674987462
4/10
>>674990841
3/10 pedo
>>674993460
4/10 you look like a really ugly egg
>>674993633
5/10 too much make up
>>674993671
Idfk 5/10 your mouth is weird
>>674993460
Why you gotta bad sell yourself m8? I get a goofy vibe from you. "Cute" eyebrows are best left to women and /fa/gs, so just relax your face when smiling to look normal.
Your left eye droops more than your right, but dont worry about it. Almost no-one notices or cares.
>>674989520
bateman as fuck you handsome devil you
>>674994187
My eyebrows are 100% natural, I assure you I don't give a fuck about them. It was a quick phone selfie while in the car, so IDK how I could relax any more than that. Thought I was pretty chill lol.
>>674994490
kek
>>674989520
I think she likes you your handsome mofo
>>674985548
muslim refugee /10
>>674988735
real muslim, moustache is shaved
>>674989221
for some reason you look russian to me
>>674991671
everyone with a hat like that smokes weed
>>674993390
ok i love you dude, nohomo, sry for the muslim comment
>>674993633
i like noserings on girls but the haircolor ruins it for me... too bright
rate me
>>674994817
why does every faggot on /b/ like burial?
>>674989520
Not really impressed tbh
>>674992705
lol whiteknight faggot detected. I'm sure you're so tough anon
>>674994993
lol cuz your half as good looking as that bateman looking mfer. sorry bud you lose.
>>674993633
I dont think so
Tits with temstamp to believe you
>>674993460
current photo
>>674993526
Thanks
>>674993660
Me not sleeping is the norm now
>>674994864
asian/10 hard to rate you guys cuz you look 90% the same
Hi /b/
>>674995237
Why don't you start taking your meds again?
Alpha cucker reporting in.
>>674995439
KEK
>>674995390
bye
>>674995170
remember that you're samefagging a rate thread on a Sunday evening, then talk to me about losing.
>>674985423
fuck off to /soc/ OP
>>674995237
Cute home chick off her meds
>>674987986
Yo tf wrong wit your head bruh?
>>674985548
faggot/10
>>674994864
>>674995390
>>674991724
>>674989520
>>674988572
>>674987462
>>674986294
>>674985423
Wtf are all these normies doing in here....
>>674986464
>I know I'm a fucking faggot, but lucky for me, so are all of you.
True shit tbh
>>674985423
rate me cucks
>>674995677
Um thanks
>>674995606
aw lol
>being this butthurt
>>674989978
>>674990828
>>674993728
Either i'm not on /b or today is opposite day (thanks fam).
>>674994438
Thanks, I had to clean up for a restaurant like Dorsia. Normally very neckbeard.
>>674994678
Yep, that's my sister alright.
>>674995774
your assumption is based on what?
>>674987986
Nothing wrong with ya, Don't listen to these neet plebs that dont even post pictures of themselves but only criticize
>>674995915
I can smell the semen and vape from here
>>674995937
welcome
>>674995464
Go to bed, Daniel
>>674995915
1/1 dead gfs
>>674995915
you have that familiar af face thing...
Odd Future edgy as fuck
>>674995915
Arent you that famous guy that ran from an police? Whats up dude!
>>674991724
U look like Alphys
>>674985423
Would suck his cock.
>>674996118
Get a load of this newfag
rate fag
>>674995774
Surprise, 4chan is full of normies
>>674994990
Because he's awesome.
>>674996226
Underage faggot/10
>>674996347
Pretty hot
>>674994990
every!? i dont think i found a lot of people that like him here, ever since i found about him 7+years ago im mad about burial...
>>674996337
>unironically saying newfag
I'm glad I'm not heavily invested in this site :^)
>>674995237
How old are you?
>>674993782
9/10
>>674995774
>normie
wait I'm confused, am I a normie or a land whale?
>>674996292
>looks up Alphys
So i look like Lisa Simpson crossed with the yellow dinosaur from Barney?
>>674996382
>>674995774
>using "normie" as if its an insult
Confirmed aspies. Let me know how high school goes you stupid faggot fucks
>>674996456
i love burial as much as the next guy but /b/ seems to really be on his dick for some reason.
ive been on yung gud recently tho that kid is crazy check it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbEfLNdOFJo
>>674994817
Np,it makes me laugh everytime they call me an ISIS fighter or terrorist.
What's your favorite Burial track?
Mine are Archangel,Ghost Hardware and Come down to us(this one is fucking godly).
>>674995524
I'll miss you
yo
>>674996670
Im 20 anon-kun~
>>674996893
you look like you are from serbia
>>674995237
post moar
>>674996893
boy? or girl? both?
>>674993824
Most women hang around the 35-25 range unless they're actual athletes.
>>674994490
By relax, I mean don't move your muscles, let your eyebrows hang if it makes any sense. You'll look more manly/serious.
>>674995222
Much better, either grow more hair or shave it off completely, assuming you don't style it.
>>674995390
Dude. Save that picture. Show it to your kids one day and say "This is how we rolled in 2016".
>>674997014
I do?
>>674997072
Girl. Ugly and ragged and sleepy. But girl.
>>674996893
cut your hair ya hippie
>>674996952
Do you have kik?
>>674997192
meh you don't look ugly. Are you fat?
>>674995464
That hat is the most beta faggot shit lord hat I've ever seen
>You wouldn't happen to be a size 4 would you?
Q Lazzaurus playing in background,
>>674985423
Help
>>674996197
Underrated
>>674997103
Honestly, I'm probably much worse off than the girl at 50%
>>674997287
Nah, average. Nothing special.
>>674997310
top snek m8
>>674997275
Are you ready to take your feeding bottle?
>>674997103
in reference to
>>674995222
Tried growing my hair, it looks like shit with my face shape. So I've kept it a high fade ever since my time in the military, tried bald a few times but it looks trashy too. It looks much better when not viewing it straight on I suppose. The top of my head is receding pretty viciously and I'm only 24, so I'm doing my best w/ multivitamins / biotin to see if I can at least keep what I have growing.
As for facial hair, I can't seem to grow a full beard yet. It grows pretty full on the neck area, but when it comes to my jawline / cheeks, it's stupid patchy and looks ridiculous.
>>674997063
Oki then
>>674997271
Sorry i usually get spammed whenever i post it :/
>>674997626
We've seen those pics millions of time now. Post new ones
>>674997626
Damn :( will you contact me if i gave you my kik?
>>674996893
miss piggy
Second post today I need to go back to lurking
suuuuuuuure
>>674985423
i used to fuck ur sister faggot.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
>>674997365
no r8ing for me :(((
>>674997666
shit boi you got that "reaching into his backpack" look
>>674997888
this faggot again. take your meds bro damn u need help.
>>674997888
nice stale pasta
>>674997919
We cant rate a fifth of your face just fucking kill yourself
>>674998013
fucked up corny anime eyebrows/10 happy?
>>674992704
qt3.14/10
>>674985548
>>674992704
I don't know what's more depressing... that you guys cruise /b/ so often you post in every faces of /b/ thread...
... or that I cruise /b/ so often I recognize you guys from every faces of /b/ thread
>>674998101
:)))
>>674997762
Here i loon like shit in this one but better than i look now
>>674997810
I dunno i kinda got a bf>>674997810
>>674997810
>>674997831
hahahh
>>674998252
pretty sure you could do better than that
>>674998252
You decide, contact me on AadPiraat :)
inb4 cut your hair
this is the most simple pic I have with my whole face visible so, go ahead
>>674998252
I would eat your shitter like an apple fritter
>>674998493
moar, p much
>>674995390
you sorta look like idubbbz
8/10
>>674990138
10/10 butthole
>>674997934
what, well then, one more image for you, guess who i am, i'm a model
Ready for the worst.
>>674998195
That's the latter there buddy
>>674998252
I bet you have nice tits
show them please
>>674996752
first and best track i heard of burial was his remix of where is home, i was in a fucked up mind state at that time and it helped me a lot, pretty much any of his songs from the burial and untrue album except spaceape which i really really dislike for some reason, also i like his older stuff more tbh
also i like people that make burial alike /tribute music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8yXnU1zmS0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVvEXoR6Ugs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_wfbdfGCUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV9Lrt8ZVaY
>>674996743
i feel like i need to get high in order to really enjoy it, nice music tho
>>674998645
You would be so much cuter without that ridiculous facial hair. Get rid of it and the crappy piercing and you're a 10/10. You also look like the dude I cheated on my gf with. kek
>>674985548
7/10 no homo look cool would chill with
>>674998642
So was he
>>674998645
Autistic cuck lord confirmed.
Children probably locked in his pedo stash basement
>>674996029
Yea fuck me, what did I expect.
>>674996712
Guess you could be both if you'd lose some tons.
>>674996725
You know what... let me explain clearly mother fucker. I'm 26 y/o. I'm not confirmed as an asperger by my therapist. But I might be who knows. You for example could be 13 for all I care.
So I'll give you one piece of advice.
Try to suck your own dick.
>>674998741
My tits are awfull trust me
>>674998549
P?
>>674998822
don't listen to that fag guys aren't supposed to look cute, wear your facial hair with pride
>>674999027
Pretty. How long you been with your bf?
>>674998925
oh elliot, i'm not fucked up
>>674998931
>>674998950
>Catalog
I could be both a landwahle and a normie if i lost weight? you are making no sense faggot.
Rate ploz
>>674998645
you have the same fucking crazy eyes as christian bale
B br00tal.
>>674998950
It's alright anon I can definitely confirm that aspergers. Might as well end it now
>>674998773
I will listen to these tracks,i like Volor Flex as well,my favorite track is "You in me".
Same here,i was in a tough situation some days ago and listening to Burial made me feel a lot better.
>>674998917
Thanks m8.
>>674999027
>my tits are awful
this only makes me more interested in seeing them
>>674999027
I dont think so
show them and we will be sure of that
>>674999262
white trash /10
>>674998603
Thanks, I guess? The rules are show tits and timestamp... we make exceptions to tits, but still missing the timestamp. Soooo Nice Dick.
>>674998642
You don't look remotely alike. Take a selfie right now and prove it, faggot.
>>674998645
What the hell is on your lower lip? Otherwise pretty normal, if not big forehead.
>>674999083
fuck you cunt. that facial hair is horrible
>>674999083
Oh wouldn't dream of it.
>>674999027
You have one lucky bf, i'll be going now, have a nice day
>>674999027
you look like a guy, post penis or vagina for proof
>>674999139
About a month, so not that long
>>674999262
Yeah mr durst
why arent you singing anymore?
>>674999283
I'm taking that as a compliment.
>>674998252
you're iris looks like you are on pyschodelics or extacy
Me out somewhere, 3 year old picture. Couldn't totally crop the other guy out on the left, but no face so it works.
>>674999406
c'mon its not that bad, he will probably grow more in the future too
>>674999390
I didn't post it. I would go to the trouble of timestamp if this was my thread.. and people actually cared
>>674999027
WTF is up with you faggots being such white knights right now? She's not going to fuck you. She's literally on here for your attention. Dumb fucks.
It's tits or gtfo. You know the rules.
No timestamp. No tits. Get out.
You guys are such cucking mega faggots
>>674999495
Howd you meet?
>>674999262
Holy shit, you look like the last guy who cut my hair. Travis?
>>674998468
c'mon guys roast me
>>674999640
probably. But he would definitely be a lot more attractive without it. He has nice facial features except for it.
>>674998468
jesus/10
>>674999284
you one roided up uma thurman lookin mother fucker
R8 me
>>674999364
Far from white trash. :)
>>674999577
hahah why does everyone think of him... xD
>>674999740
Nah man sorry to disappoint! I'm Swedish. So i have a doppelganger?
>>674999359
>>674999341
>>674999446
Well ive only been on hrt for 8 months so they look like crap
>>674999619
I get that alot
>>674999730
We where old friends
>>674999443
Faggot white knight detected
>>674999945
annoying fag /10
>>675000089
Ahh, hope it lasts
>>675000089
lol traaap
>>674999945
8/10 coming from a chick
>>674999921
tha'ts how jizzus probably looked like fam
>>675000089
not bad, post penis/ass
rate me
>>675000395
Fine then
>>674998978
kek
>>675000377
you are new age 2016 jesus.
>>675000089
kill thyself
>>675000419
10/10 would be great in a remake of American History X
>>675000089
Nice tits
i knew yo had good stuff there
>>675000089
Prove you're not a trap.
Or prove you are.
If not, trap detected.
>>674997103
25-30% is perfect for a little slam piece.
>>675000639
then I'm here for your sins my children
>>675000683
you're slow AND retarded. double whammy.
>>674991724
Lose 20 pounds and you'd be fuckable. You're not far from it, just gotta push a little
>>675000632
You should work on gettin' that ass as big as you can. ;p
>>674997302
Your mother disagreed when I impregnated her and made you my son fagboy.
>>675000632
pls squat
>>675000632
Welp. You were cute in a nerdy girl way. But unfortunately you have a dick.
Actual trap. Disgusting creature.
>>674990138
I RECOGNIZE THIS WALL. Damn hot girl on soc.
>>674999262
>>675000851
lol you sure about that? I'm 280lbs
>>674985423
THIS FUCKING CANCER HAS A CONTAINMENT BOARD YOU FAGGOT.
>>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/
>>675001121
HOL-EEEe FUUUUUUUCKKKK
>>675000632
nice. wouldfuck/10
>>674999248
Man man man. I even have to explain myself.
At this moment you're classified as something between a volcano and a landwhale.
I hope you do know, volcano's can be turned into landwhales when they lose a ton.
And you know, landwhales are common sea creatures. So you could count them as normies.
As you being a half volcano half whale, you should understand now that I do make sense.
But your normie rocky brains can't just comprehend it just yet.
You might want to try to eat your eruption first. Since that would help your whaleness.
>>675001121
your face is noice tho
>>674999720
You're saying someone else posted that pic that you took who knows when? I'm confused. Why go through the trouble of showing us your genitals if you don't timestamp or believe nobody cares?
>>674999262
Yeah bro. Right over in Cleveland, the barbershop is freaking full of sports magazines and has some nice plasmas. I think he's English, since he comes from South Florida.
>>675001121
Show tits and your nasty fat ass or get out
>>675001121
Lol goddamn. pls lose 150lbs that's a whole person you're carrying extra. greedy cheeky chops
>>674998468
Fucks his daughter in the tool shed.
hey /b/
>>675001121
Oh man, another normie volcano...
Didn't knew they could type with rocks that size.
>>675001407
Virgin/10
>>674994157
Fuck you
>>675001037
Well that means i passed and you thought i was cute, ill take this as a compliment and ignore the last part
>>674998603
timestamp?
>>675001270
That's pretty cool! :D
>>675001464
I like your map.
rate
>>675001436
best comment so far
>>675001270
someone has clearly recognised me from a thread on /soc/ it's not that unusual really.
>>675001534
glad you're passing now
>>675000691
Nice face(hair) sir. You've got it going on
>>675001179
op here. sorry, not even sorry
>>675001121
Ignore the downers. You're hot!
>>675001540
no
>>675001081
o..okay
>>675000632
you advertising as women is like wanting to get a glass of water but than you get a dick in ur mouth
>>674999262
Fucking trailer trash go back to 1999.
Find a flaw
>pro tip: you can't
Yes im fat, and i know that u cant see shit on dat photo. Thx.
>>675001121
That is your final form?
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>>674992704
I know I am a random and my opinions do not matter but, I think you're fucking adorable ^-^ Keep on bein' cute <3
>>675001938
Someone's jealous. ;)
>>675001730
Yeah, you where even sayin to an anon he was a fcktard because he was thinking you where uploading others pics while the whole thread was fapping to the timestamp. Keep it on post ass. I'll be fapping daily.
>>675000089
I'm on hormones for 13 months, here are mine
>>675001971
Lol, the curl!
>>675001681
also guess nationality
>>675001534
No it means that the fake avatar of a person you filtered and made up for a photo made me believe you were slightly cute. Good luck in the real world with your real face, angles, and male voice.
You have a mental disorder, I hope you know that.
No matter what Caitlyn Jenner tells you to believe, you are mentally ill.
Rate me /b/.
>>675001121
20 percent of 280 is 56, that would leave you at 224... I did misjudge, but still. If you lose a constant 2 pounds per month, then it would not be far fetched to say that in 3-4 years you could have a rocking bod.
See, I aint the only one saying that you have a nice face.
>>675001898
Wat
>>675002145
Mmh nice, hbu ass?
>>675001121
you're not hot and you might die from that fat suffocating in sleep or some shit, you have a pretty face but for the love of god do something about your weight it will pay off
>>675002128
wot. I didn't even timestamp there either tbh
>>675001407
Ultimate Slav
>>675002208
isolate yourself from any kind of technology
train like a madman
stop being a fag
and develope some fuckin personality
>>675002246
Going to a gym and eating right she could lose 2-3 pounds per week probably.
I know it's taking me 1 week per 2-3 pounds to gain.
>>674992705
"Slay you," fuck you fat ass World of Warcraft tough guy. I'll beat the shit out of you pussy ass.
>>675001643
6/10 must see tits to improve.
