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you rage you lose
nothing to rage about. Her parents broke the law and should be deported. My parents did it legal. Took them 10 years but they waited. All you faggots that have a problem with doing things by the law...well your day will come.
>>674977438
Bump for anger.
>>674977438
>>674977438
whats to rage about here? omg ppl rly illegally immigrate? :O
>>674979381
This makes me happy
Yall need to step it up
>>674979642
>came illegally to work
>not here to steal jobs
wat?
>>674979926
but they do deserve to have a good life as much as anyone else does
>>674980173
No one "deserves" anything, you fucking millennial faggot.
>>674980173
You earn a good life on your merits. No one deserves a damn thing except a chance. I know it's hard to get into this country legally, but you fuck it up for people who actually work hard to get here.
>>674979582
>>674980492
i didnt work at all to get here lol
Isn't this just the same as the feminist logic thread
>>674977438
Lol I say we give an anonymous tip and have her parent and the love of her life deported you know for the lulz
>also mfw I'm Mexican and my parents came here legally
>>674977438
I didn't rage.
Step up your game jackass.
>>674979216
The real rage is people saying that this is taken out of context.
>>674980492
this so much my grandparents came here legally from germany and worked hard to get where they are and now they own a house and are happily retired it is just messed up that people don't even try to do it legally
>>674980836
he is just racist against whites lol
just saying i bet most of u conservatives would make the same decision if you lived in mexico given the opportunity
Son of formerly illegal parents here. Can you really blame the illegal immigrants? Blame our government for letting them stay if you don't think they should, but they're only making a logical decision.
>>674981466
cringed
Want some real rage? Browse through the "Gender Wiki".
http://gender.wikia.com/wiki/Gender_Wiki
I think I am unique in that I don't value the lives of people in my country more than the lives of people living in other countries. Really the only difference is the proximity.
>>674981466
Delusional bullshit. My room is fine and just fought for same gendered prom dates.
>>674979216
Donald Trump says stupid shit all the time. Hillary is a blatant fucking liar. Sanders makes one ignorant comment and he's a piece of shit?
>>674977438
SOMEONE should ANONYMOUSLY give the FBI a tip about her illegal parents..Shit would be so funny if it got them deported
>>674982164
>implying they all aren't
>>674980928
>my grandparents came here legally from germany
VOLKSVERRÄTER
>>674982150
FUCKING LOST
>>674980466
How edgy
>>674982478
He's actually right though.
>>674979926
To be fair if someone can come here with no papers and no background and steal your job you're probably a piece of shit too
>>674982787
true true true true
true
>>674982478
IDK about you fags but the one on the right gave me a quarter chub
>>674982164
pretty shockingly ignorant to assume all white people are well off and and all black people are poor
>>674981281
The bitch is getting upset with Trump/Trump supporters because they want to change things so that the government will no longer allow them to stay.
>>674982377
Meine Großeltern wurde nach dem Zweiten Weltkrieg geboren
>>674979582
this is fake, right? RIGHT?
>>674982175
It says they have residence cards, they aren't illegal you retard.
>>674979582
Came pretty fucking close.
>>674979926
didn't know you wanted to clean toilets at the mall that badly.
>>674982795
they get fake social security cards trust me I have worked with side illegals before they work hard and are nice guys though
>>674984145
>again.
>>674980499
>if she tries to leave she is eventually murdered
dammit anon this isn't a ylyl thread
>>674979926
>>674983548
no, middle age women are actually all this fucking stupid. someone tells them something they want to hear, something that gives them an excuse to not take responsibility for their questionable actions and they will believe it like it's the purest truth and will talk down to you like you're a retard if challenged.
i've heard the dumbest shit in my life come out of these people's mouths
>>674982478
Sorry to break it to you but he's right. Nobody deserves a single thing.
>>674985104
why
>>674985195
this cant be real
>>674985195
Goddammit I lost. She if fucking gorgeous too.
>>674985195
I think my heart just stopped
>>674985597
That pic isn't her. She uses a pic that "resembles" her. Her squirrelkin page is fucked.
>>674985454
It's not. Troll
>>674982150
>>674980499
>arguing that women cannot at all abuse a man
>tags: kill all men
>>674985195
Lamé fake. I pity the dood who wrote all this, it was a waste of 5 minutes.
>>674985861
Oh, well that girl is hot, the bitch that wrote this can die in a hole in mexico for all I care.
>>674985958
Supremacists tend to be a bit retarded
>>674985912
>>674983052
gas the kikes rape the dykes
>>674983314
But my cousin is pretty cool guy
>>674982787
this. no deserves anything till you earned it
Undocumented immigrants contribute to the economy through their consumption and investments of goods and services.
>>674985195
She caused her mothers death with her delusion.
Some fucking people man.
>>674978183
>Not understanding some people don't have the luxury of waiting 10 years
Jesus, you're a fuckwit
>>674986215
This obvious racial and gender hypocriticism is just so baffling to be angering for me. I can't even think of an exaggeration for it to be compared to, it's like an exaggeration in itself. Not to mention the recent thing going on with the "are you kidding me" and skrillex liberal. These people are like walking caricatures.
>>674980466
>As much as anyone does
You pretty much just agreed with him you utter fucking moron
>>674979582
*ANGRY BULL NOISE*
>>674980928
Because not everyone can come here when their grandparents are wanted for rocket technology, nazi-anon. Even if you have all the perfect papers and the money it costs to pay for it all you can be waiting over 2 years for citizenship, something tells me people who don't want to be murdered by dictators don't have the money and time to wade through the utter horseshit that is the immigration policy.
>>674981466
Cringe, but they're right in that previous generations blame the current one when the current generation is dealing with the fallout of previous generations being shortsighted fuck-ups.
>>674984521
>foreigners may be stealing your job, but if someone is willing to work for $10 a day and you aren't, you deserve to have it stolen
3/10 for making me reply
>>674987443
I hope so
>>674977438
I read that somewhere around 80% of illegal immigrants are receiving welfare (i.e. the tax dollars of real Americans).
Mexicans come here for a "better life" meaning they come here to collect welfare checks for their anchor babies that they start spewing out of their purple vaginas as soon as they cross the border.
>>674988365
>Getting angry over minimum wage jobs
Maybe you should of stayed in school boyo.
>>674980499
i lost.
>>674987504
Then maybe you should suck it up, deal with your problems and forget about coming to great country called America
>>674988551
>illegal immigrants
>Mexicans
>All illegal immigrants are Mexican
Are all bigots retarded? Yeah, of course they are.
>>674987504
Thinking you can skip the legal process that millions of people around the world are currently following patiently to enter the US, and sneak into a country without any consequences.
Mexicans are literally shitting on all the other people around the world who are doing things correctly to come to the US.
Why should they get a free pass?
>>674980626
yeah! let's do that! Who's with us /b/!
>>674989010
He literally never said that.
>>674989303
Really? I must of misread, let me take another look.
>I read that somewhere around 80% of illegal immigrants are receiving welfare (i.e. the tax dollars of real Americans).
>Mexicans come here...
Nope, he only mentioned Mexicans. He did say that.
>>674989067
wow common sense from /b/ who knew?
>>674985735
It's satire though
>>674988551
>I read that somewhere around 80% of illegal immigrants
We're off to a great start!
I read somewhere that 90% of illegal immigrants help old ladies cross streets and pick up litter in their spare time.
>>674989501
Must have*. Sorry, too smug not to.
And again, he just said 80% of illegals, and then started talking about Mexicans. You made the jump in logic.
>>674977438
Coming from Toronto, the most multicultural city in the world, the safest metropolitan city in North America, and one of the wealthiest cities in North America, I completely agree with what she's saying. If you give them the chance to succeed and integrate they will.
>>674988743
>implying i give a shit about what happens in another country
maybe you should have stayed in school, instead of doing all ur learning in a cumstained booth with a hole in the wall u virgin
>>674985449
>2 people have asked me for nudes
Kek, fucking classic.
>>674979926
Dey derkurdurrr
>>674989864
But he only isolated Mexicans in that post, not all illegal immigrants, I can only make implications on what he meant based on the info I got, and that's the info I got.
>>674990039
>fite me irl m80
>>674990039
>Projecting this hard
Let it all out friend, you are in a safe zone here.
>>674988551
>I read that somewhere around 80% of illegal immigrants are receiving welfare
It's actually 60%. Which is higher than the percentage of natives and legal immigrants in this country. But when you exaggerate statistics you discredit your argument and make it really easy to ignore your point.
>>674987504
a little birdy told me donald trump will speed up the immigration process, best go vote for him
>>674981756
Do you want me to murder everyone? The fuck is wrong with you? This is like bringing a tank to a shooting range. TOO MUCH RAGE
>>674977438
ACTUAL RECENT QUOTE FROM DONALD TRUMP FOUND ON CNN:
"i like to dress up as CP
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my CP suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
>>674990406
talk it out with me dude, safe space right here, i'll listen with my superior educated mind and if you wanna know what i think, just say so, if not, i'm cool just to lend an ear
>>674989981
I live in LA come over here /b/ro then we can talk about wealthy and safe
>>674988551
The vast majority of "welfare" that illegal immigrants receive is subsidized school lunches.
http://cis.org/Welfare-Use-Legal-Illegal-Immigrant-Households
So I mean, fight what you want to fight but I don't think that Juan getting a free slice of pizza and milk carton at his middle school is really the problem facing this country.
>>674990242
Yeah but I mean mate, making the jump you made is like saying:
80% of ants live underground. By the way did you know that some insects inbreed? OMG ARE YOUSAYING ALL ANTS ARE INRED.
Also, you said you can only make the implications based on what you are given, doesn't change it from being wrong, besides the fact that your input was not asked for. No offence, just saying.
>>674990908
Your superior educated (kek) mind can't even come up with a reply that doesn't mimic mine. Seriously though, stop projecting.
>>674979926
If someone with no connections and the inability to speak English can get a job over you you're pretty fucking retarded. Studies constantly show that Mexicans are basically filling the jobs Americans won't do. The only jobs being stolen by people coming to the U.S. that U.S. citizens actually want are the ones that are taken by people legally here on H1-B visas (software and tech jobs).
>>674991076
>besides the fact that your input was not asked for
Seriously? You'll actually say this when on 4chan? newflash, neither was his or yours.
>>674988365
Here's a thought. Make people pay legal wages to everyone, even if illegal. Then there's no incentive to hire one over the other, and you don't need to worry about them "stealing" your murifat's jobs
>>674991222
you really need to go back to school, your replies aren't very good. but it's ok, safe space and all
>>674991012
oh boy
>>674991712
Is that so? Alright then, please explain how my replies are not very good. If you can, that is.
>>674979381
>takes pro choice way to literally.
>>674983253
It's a quote from a black girl. I am from Germany and know this you ignorant fuck
>>674988743
Firstly, if immigration would not push down wages, it would be more attractive for a lot of people to work in low skilled professions. There is nothing inherently wrong with such labour, to think so is arrogant and counterproductive. Secondly, not everyone has the luxury of being intelligent enough to be employed in high-knowledge sectors. Some people are simply born stupid. And thirdly, even if you are intelligent enough to get a University degree, we live in free societies where people can decide their own futures.
Your arrogance and shortsightedness is exactly what's wrong with the Western world today.
>>674991617
they do not have to pay them more because they are illegal you autist
>>674988853
>America
>Great
Pick one. I don't need to suck it up because you couldn't pay me enough to move to that clusterfuck of retardation that calls itself a united country.
>>674992244
Are you retarded? They pay them less and they take it. They shouldn't get payed more, just fair like everyone else
>>674991588
No what I'm saying is you made it sound like your input was needed when you said
>I could only make implications on what he meant based on the info I got
>>674989067
I don't think they should. If your life isn't at risk you should have to do what everyone else does to legally get in. On the other hand I don't hold it against someone who can't get in legally but wants a better life for their family. America was founded by immigrants with nothing who took what they wanted, Mexicans are being more American than modern day Americans are.
>>674992692
They work as illegals, which means their employment is off the radar and their salaries are payed under the table. How are you going to enforce this when both employers and workers are actively trying to hide it from you?
You call other people retarded while really, you are the dumbest tool of all.
>>674977438
I'm not exactly raging and I do see her points, she just has to understand that if everyone came here, nobody would get a better life. The very laws she is criticizing is what enables her a better life than in that shithole she came from. The irony really is striking.
>>674991012
top fucking kek
>>674991833
>if spic who can't speak english and doesn't know anyone can get the job over you, you have nothing to complain about
i'm sure the fact that they work for a fraction of the cost has absolutely nothing to do with it, no siree
but what do i know? i'm "projecting"
>>674990914
Ya because the US has shit immigration policies that don't allow people to work so they resort to crime. You are only proving my point.
>>674991617
>Lets pay the uneducated slave the plebs wage
>fuck now mi padre is out of a job
don't delude yourself, the true reason companies especially down in the south united states push for more illegal immigration is your slaves for rich affluent boomers the moment your paid the same they will be out of a job.
>>674982924
First line I read "Hey guys I was crawling around on filthy sex club floors looking for used condoms to empty into my ass"
>Nope
>>674991012
>>674991793 (Me)
especially the top middle one, that is the kekest
Flat earthers need to be exterminated.
>>674993172
I can't even begin to explain. You're such a retard, no surprise you're a muritard.
The point is you are blaming illegals for "hurr durr, stealing my jobs" insted of blaming the blood sucking bastards who play them. This is why everyone else in the world thinks you're illiterate faggots
>>674992644
>I need America for a better future! Muh struggles
>America is such a shithole
Suicide might be the answer for you friend!
>>674978931
what?
>>674993622
Exactly, be against that, idiot.
Not immigration
Here's my two sence. People should stop coming to America period, all the illegals get deported and the rest are bred out of existence
>>674985195
pls let this be fake
>>674977438
And yet, they will never truly be able to assimilate into general society here. Sounds like existence...not a life.
>>674993554
Could you at least try to have some cohesive sentences so I don't try to decipher what the fuck you are trying to say?
Anyways, let's play a little game. Tell me of a job that get outsources to illegals where they are paid less than normal wages, and then tell me if you'd work it for slightly more.
>>674977438
She wants me
>>674977438
Nothing to rage about there and in not even on her side. I vote (r).
>>674987443
> By Cord Jefferson
obvious nig trying to talk up nigs
>>674979381
That fucker dodged a bullet there. Imagine how bad would we feel, if she decided to raise him.
>>674979381
Thank goodness she did that sounds like she has a mental disorder she doesn't need to be raising a child.
>>674988743
Should have*
>>674994415
alright i'll try to make it simpler for you, i'm not sure if it is even worth it but i'll try
let's say someone is doing a job for $100/day
and someone else does that job for $10/day
who gets hired? and now, for bonus points, try to figure out which of those people is an american citizen and which is an illegal immigrant. remember, this one's worth 2 gold stars!!
>>674995115
Hahaha you're so dumb
>>674988364
>they're right in that previous generations blame the current one when the current generation is dealing with the fallout of previous generations being shortsighted fuck-ups
Yes, but on completely different issues.
>>674987443
That's stupid. It just means that fewer blacks are applying, in absolute numbers. If 100,000 whites apply and there's only 10,000 spaces for them, that's only 10% that get admitted. If 4000 blacks apply and 1000 get admitted, that's 25%. Bad use of statistics, as usual.
>>674995115
I like how you didn't answer my question. And if you are getting paid $100 an hour, you are not doing something any illegal off the street can do. Try again.
>>674981756
how come my gender isnt on there? im a male cis scum
>>674984727
Fuck, I didn't think I would lose to a yryl
>>674984521
Louie ck is half Mexican. No joke
>>674995375
that was $100 a day
i now see why you are struggling with this
>>674992077
*tips fedora*
>>674984521
When C.K. was a year old, his family moved to his father's home country of Mexico,[17] from where his father had earned a degree from the National Autonomous University of Mexico prior to graduating from Harvard
>>674982924
This is truly fucked up. I advice you guys to save it for a later read to not let the thread 404 on you, but this shit right there is INSANE.
The only things worth raging about ITT are the butthurt millennials who think they deserve anything.
>>674990914
You are literally stupid. This makes that guy's post ring true. Are you retarded nigga?
>>674995679
Ok, I missed the /day part, I can admit to my mistake. Either way, give me an example of a job that pays 100 dollars a day. Fry cook? landscaping? crop picking? Now answer my original question.
>>674995326
>>674987443
This was my first thought as well
>>674984727
classic
Really disappointed I had to scroll half the thread to find this gem.
>>674996143
i don't know, as i said, i'm not from america. the numbers i used were purely hypothetical to make a point. sorry you couldn't infer that.
>>674996276
I couldn't infer what? that you were not from America (Anonymous website if you haven't noticed) or that those numbers where hypothetical (which, for the record, were overly exaggerated).
>>674991012
The thing with fatty's is that most of them can be pretty chill, it's just the people who believe it to be healthy and refuse to lose weight that are insufferable.
>>674981281
I agree with you. I'm a kid of former illegal immigrant parents and my mom definitely didn't have a choice but to flee.
>>674996529
that those numbers were hypothetical. not sure why i'd be talking about me not being from america when i said that
>>674980626
gtfo of here spic. Go back to mexico.
>>674993122
America was founded on people sneaking into the country?
>>674996529
and i wouldn't so much as say "exaggerated" as i would "completely made up". i don't know what jobs in another country pay, i was just trying to dumb it down for you because you seem intent on not understanding me to the point where it seems to be on purpose
>>674996971
Regardless, is not being from America somehow stopping you from answering my original question, albeit you haven't answered it once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWjsCts1Jpg
Here's something to make all the neo fags happy.
>>674987504
Only 5% of the worlds population lives in the United States. If everyone HAD to come here then only 350 million people would be alive. They WANT to come here. As with anything you want sometimes you don't get it. Fucking entitled prick
>>674986215
Getting support after you've willingly and with bad intentions risked the life of someone. I mean.. wow.
>>674982164
yes
although, tbh, they're all kind of a bunch of shitheads
>>674981466
Holy fuck, this is an example of a person trying to write off being a piece of shit just because they are a sjw.
>>674989501
So what, is he supposed to mention every single ethnic group that has ever illegally immigrated into the US? Are you honestly that retarded?
He made a statement and then named an example.
Of all the fucking points you could have critiqued:
The disgusting language
generalizing mexicans to come here already pregnant just to drop a baby (wich at least happens though) and unwilling to work
You decided to shout GENERALIZATIONS on the LITERALLY only thing in his comment that was NOT a generalization.
You sir, should be ashamed of how stupid you make yourself look.
>>674997326
>>674997326
jesus christ, you don't disprove the point i make, you don't seem to even disagree with it
but whatever, here we go
>anything cash in hand
>anything low-skilled labour - labouring, demolition, maintenance, gardening
>mid-skilled labour - construction, higher-skilled maintenance, cash jobs in trades they might be skilled in, etc
there
>oh but hurr durr do u WANT to do those things anon x)
i would do most of those jobs while between jobs in either of the fields i'm qualified in, if i was earning a living. it wouldn't be long term, but i'd do most of those while looking for a higher-skilled, higher-paying job.
>>674991012
the fatphobia at work one
>top fucking zozzle
>>674995109
BITCH
>>674996744
I really do think this is an obvious fact to mostly anyone.
>>674995109
BITCHITCHITCH
Rabbi's daughter wrote His Excellency this letter and mama was so thrilled that she posted it on her cancerbook bragging about how brilliant her kid is.
Not even kidding.
cancerbook.com/shana.onigman
>>674984576
Shit like that is why i think about killing myself every day
>>674995109
Dumb fucking cunt
>>674980173
they don't deserve to be here and work and skirt taxes and not give back to the society they are a part of.
>>674991012
lost to this.
>>674993896
Listen, faggot. He has just told you, rightly, that everyone who is employing an illegal immigrant is committing a crime. How will you force CRIMINALS to OBEY the law by means of the law? You are basically saying that it should be illegal to not obey the law. BUT IT FUCKING IS, that's the whole point. You CAN NOT regulate a black market.
>I can't even begin to explain.
Exactly, because there is literally no base for what you've just claimed, you sad little faggot.
>>674982164
it's a quote of a quote from a black lady. taken out of context.
>>674995109
Holy fucking HELL ANON
I can take all these politically inbred fucktards. I can take feminist cunts. I can take fatties thinking they're the fucking ubermensch.
But I draw the line at animal cruelty, ESPECIALLY OUT OF IGNORANCE.
Lawyer here. Don't know whether to laugh or rage at my Black clients.
>Defend Negro in traffic case
>Judge orders Negro to go to different floor of court house to watch traffic safety movie & return with proof he watched it
>I also explain to Negro what he is to do
>Negro goes to a commercial movie theater & watches a Hollywood entertainment movie
>Returns with his ticket stub for proof
>Judge calls me: "WTF anon?"
>Negro client seeks divorce from wife
>Negro says he lives with his wife, but in separate rooms
>Wife says he lives with his "ho"
>Negro says that because he's a professional clergyman, man of God, her accusations are ridiculous
>Judge says "Because you're living with your wife, you must pay half household expenses
>Negro client realizes that claiming to live at home will cost him dollas
>Negro client: "Don't be listenin to me Judge, listen to my wife. I'm just a lyin ole' nigger."
> Whole courtroom erupts in laughter
>>675003080
>>675001633
>>674999205
>>674999328
Don't worry, I heard she went to jail for something if not this shit
>>674978313
>>675003165
Never mind this rage not ylyl
>>674981756
>female to male
>male
>cis male
Even by their standards this is retarded. If you aren't male to femal, but you are male, then you automatically are cis male.
Either remove cis male or female to male from the list. On top of everything else, of course.
>>674980499
Hold up
So this bitch is litterally saying that women can't surive on their own?
Glad to hear them admit it tbh
>>675002822
This guy lost, right here
>>675003236
Negroes love the Caddy’s
>In court, Negro before judge declaring bankruptcy
>Judge: "You can either have your kids or your Cadillac. You can't afford both."
>Negro: "You'll have to take my kids. I need my car."
>Judge gets up and storms out of court
Different Negro, but LOVES his Caddy
>Judge: You can’t keep your home AND have a Cadillac.
>Negro: You can live in your car, but you can’t drive your house. I’ll keep the Cadillac.
>Judges jaw hits floor. His point was Negro was bankrupt and needed to trade the Caddy in for a used Honda.
Never learned to speak Ebonics, but of necessity have learned to understand it.
>Me: new to law. Don't know Negro slang.
>Negro asks me: "Can you put a suitcase on a cat?"
>Me: huh?
>Finally figure out he wanted me to file a lawsuit against a guy
>put = file, suitcase = lawsuit, on= against, cat = man
>Soon after another Negro calls me up. I now know about ‘suitcases’
>New Negro: "Do you do luggage?"
>Me: "Yes sir, we do luggage."
Other Black requests / complaints
>"We had insects in the family."
>mfw I figured out there was incestuous abuse
>Negro: "I want an annoyment!"
>mfw I figured out he wanted an annulment of his marriage
>Negro: "I want a free flirtation."
>mfw I figured out he wanted a free consultation
>Negro: “I’ll take a polyester test.”
>mfw I figured out he was willing to take a polygraph test
>Negro: "They are putting me through the changes."
>mfw I still have no clue what this means, but hear it all the time
>>674979216
lost so hard
>>675003533
I've learned in my career NEVER ask a Black why he did something stupid-- you'll NEVER get an intelligible answer
>Negro client divorcing wife & trying to hide his assets
>He buys a parcel of land & PUTS HER NAME ON THE DEED!
>Wife searches for property she owns & finds the deed
>epic asset hide fail
Different client
>Negro client divorcing wife & we're trying to minimize his child support payments
>Negro tells me he has other kids to whom he pays support
>This is good as it will reduce his child support payments to wife he’s divorcing
>Negro is on witness stand: "I don't have any kids from other women."
>When he's off the stand I made the mistake of asking why he said he didn't when he said he did earlier
>Negro: "Did I say that?"
>mfw I have no idea what version is true
Child support laws designed in Anglo Saxon common law fall apart when applied to Blacks. They're so promiscuous the ludicrous occurs.
>Fathers are to pay a % of their income as child support
>20% for the first kid
>25% for the first two kids
>50% for 5 or more kids
>These rules apply per baby mama: 2 kids by 2 women = 40% income to child support
>Horny Negro has 12 kids by 10 women
>mfw he owes 220% of his income in child support
These faggots that think my tax dollars should support their stupidity
They're biologically female. They should use the female's restroom. We don't need to build "special snowflake" restrooms everywhere because they don't like being women.
>>674983052
Aren't jews white tho?
>>674995263
Thanks man.
I'm a cunt letting my family down. I'll make sure to put these where I see them often and torture myself into being the loving son my parents and especially grand parents deserve. Haven't called in five weeks. My little sister is 5, we're 18 years apart. When you're 5 then five weeks are a lot. Maybe too long for her to think of me of the brother I were when I still lived with her. Man you're giving me feels, but it has to be done.
Hey mabey if u and your parents payed taxes it wouldn't be that big of a fucking Problem would it
>>674997326
it's been almost half an hour, so i guess you've booted. on the chance you're still here, what was it? stay in school? boyo?? as i said last time, keep it in the classroom, rather than the cumstained booth you seem to love so much.
>>674982164
>One time
"I am a feminist"
"We need to solve the wage gap"
"I have the pride of being considered an honorary woman"
Just to throw a few more out there. Hilary should be in jail let alone near a seat of power. Honestly though I hope that Hilary wins the democratic nomination. Even Sanders supporters will vote for Trump given the option of Hilary or Trump.
>>674978931
seriously?... "I can't work for money! I'm trans/black" is now an excuse too?
>>675003941
It's true that they can take such a form. They're not white all the way through.
>>675003502
Hell yeah I did. Came here to rage and fully succeeded.
>>675004246
How innocent of you, Anon
>>674985216
Fucking lost to this dumbass question
>>675003533
>You can live in your car, but you can’t drive your house. I’ll keep the Cadillac.
Can't argue with that.
women that keep trying to become firefighters or troopers and cost us hundreds of thousands of dollars when they get injured, then keep trying, failing, and blaming it on sexism when their bodies can't handle what a man's can.
>>674977438
Someone remind me how trying to enforce your own country's immigration laws are a bad thing?
Good people are everywhere, just because someone is good doesn't give them a free pass to break any law they damn well please.
We have immigration laws for a reason. People in a worse position than ourselves should always have our sympathy and if the resources are generous we should try to be gratuitous when we can. But under no circumstances should we let people free reign over our country without reprimand, without punishment, without respect for our laws. This way of thinking is the reason why Sweden and Germany are such shit holes right now.
>>674997115
No it was founded by people who invaded the country with violence and gang activity... Ring a bell? Pretty much what people accuse illegal immigrants of...
You don't even have the right to call yourselves american you are just the offspring of rejected murdering europeans..
Fucking tards don't even know their own history
>>674978183
gr8 b8 m8
>>675005482
The point is that, now it's ours, and we don't want anyone invading the country with violence and gang activity now that we've established a civilization
>>674985195
>>674985449
I swear to god this is the same bitch that killed her dog because she would only feed it vegan foods. Somebody has to have a screencap of it.
>>675003909
I'm all behind that. Cis white male scum will abuse that idiotic system to spare them the punishment. What can be more satisfying than going to bed knowing some women are getting stare raped and it was feminists who enabled that?
>>675005482
>Comparing the exploration of a previously unknown continent with a continuing problem of corruption, misunderstanding, and disease to Mexicans jumping the border.
Not only this but the hilarious part is that the "Native Americans" have been murdering people for hundreds of thousands of years. Early Americans simply came in and did it more efficiently and with a little luck from lady pestilence.
Not only this, but a majority of Americans are immigrants to this country through... DING DING DING
Completely legal means.
>>674980499
I'm feminist but don't agree with that. Not having institutional power doens't mean that you can't commit a crime. The same could be then said about stealing and murdering. Hitting back wouldn't be a crime any more than it is now because crime categories wouldn't change, just genders
>>675003236
>>675003533
>>675003749
I am black and this shit made me rage. Niggas just can't do right
>>674991984
Fuck you and your cucked country, cunt
>>674979381
That would be classified as a mental disorder in glorious europe.
>In free america she could probably teach at mit
>>674985449
>20 years old
>What is satire
>107 posters
>59 images
niggers
why does everyone come here for a better life?? im confused.
what is it about America that means "oh well have a better life over there"?
it must be all the free hand outs and Visas.
if your country is so bad, couldn't you just move anywhere, like Europe?
>>674983735
Agreed, any place one can procure a few lancaster bombers?
Because precision strikes are not enough.
I need the mighty roar of four rolls royce merlin engines carrying a lovely payload burdening the plane to the max.
As these planes approach the target in a formation of about 500 I pray for the innocent bystanders who are about to see these idiots being turned into fucking Dresden.
But I didn't rage, you should see me when I do.
>>675003775
haha the fat chick has stretch marks, i bet she wasnt even pregnant
>>675000203
Manipulating children for the needs of propagandi ?
Well, leftists people are so cool and so fucking respectful !
>>675006000
Don't try to make it sound any less worse..
I don't care if it's comparable or not. Your country is built on murder and slavery.. And you rage because people come over to work? And what the fuck does anything you said make sense? Just because it was unexplored and people were killing eachother doesn't give anyone the right to just practically erase a human race and claim it as your own.
American patriots are worse then nazis.. I see alot more jews running around then full blooded indians... Never seen one tbh
>>674979582
ALRIGHT FUCK IT I LOST. THIS IS SOME FUCKING STUPID SHIT
>>675007376
That's a thing that has always confused me. Aren't strechmarks a sign of rapid expansion? I mean, if it weren't, everyone who has grown from a baby to an adult would have them everywhere. So have these people actually eaten so much, in such a short amount of time, that they developed these? How is that even possible?
>>674984846
That's just sad, man.
>>674987443
>GW Bush has an IQ of 128
>>675007535
>Your country is built on murder and slavery
So is literally every other country
I'm going to go on a murder spree. I need to make sure these people don't breed.
>>675007535
Why are you blaming Americans for what their ancestors have done? If you want to use history to criminalize current generations, then tell me where you're from and I tell you why you're a genocidal piece of shit for living where you live.
>>675008343
>>675007315
lost. horribly.
>>675000203
getting sick of emotional appeals from liberals, it's all they fucking know
and as if a kid would know that much without her parents shoving that shit down her throat. the sooner we deport these fucks, the better
>>674985195
What the fuck
>>675007898
Stretch marks show up on people from growing growing (some people get them from height growth, but that's a very very small amount of people). Most people get them from getting fat over a shorter period of time.
Source: I was fat as a kid.
>>674979582
Yeah I lost. Didn't think I would have a problem with this thread but this is fucking stupid.
>>675003533
>polyester test
I didn't know this was a ylyl thread
>>675008908
>I was a fat kid
Although I really do think children are capable of a surprising amount of self-reflection, I am also thinking they're capable of a surprising amount of reality-denial. I blame your parents.
>>674984846
This isn't you cry you lose. This one hit home hard because i have not spoken or seen my dad in about 6 months and just cut him out of my life.
>>675009126
17 years. He is a piece of shit though.
>>675003504
Wow! Edgy...
>>675008383
I'm not blaming them, YOU are the ones making me point out the hypocrisy in calling anyone illegal in a country based on illegal immigration(genocidal invasion but okay)
"Everyone did it yada yada" "all countries are based on murder yada yada" ... Yeah but not like this, maybe waaay back before that time.. A small group of rejects invading and cleansing a fucking continent... Not cool
>>675009226
How come?
>>674980499
>tags: kill all men
i refuse to believe this was written seriously
>>675009537
You'd be surprised.
>>675007535
>seen more Jews than Native Americans
Maybe that's because the holocaust never happened, but the Natives were actually exterminated, my nigga
>>675009417
You're right, it wasn't cool. If anything, being in favor of immigration controls is consistent with this thought, though.
>>674981099
Reading is hard
>>675009674
black lives matter is such a horrible movement why do niggers think that only their lives matter
>>675008002
GW Bush was a smart guy. When he was younger. I think by the time he became president he was starting to get early onset dementia.
Go look at his speeches and interviews in the 90s, and then compare them to when he was president. The man was clearly losing his memory. When he was younger he was well thought out, energetic and a great speaker. By the time he was president he was slow in speech, constantly misspeaking and combining words accidentally, forgetting his place, etc.
also
>YFW you learn GW Bush tried to get Congress to reign in Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac as early as 2005, and went to congress over a dozen times for it, and was turned back by BOTH parties.
Bush literally saw the economic downturn coming and both democrats and republicans told him to fuck off. And then he gets all the blame.
>>674987618
>hypocriticism
>>675009454
>be me
>be 6
>call daddy because it's my birthday
>"son, I don't want anything to do with you or your mother, don't call me again"
>fast forward 12 years of no contact and struggling to get him pay that little much of child support (only half of what he was court ordered to, because my mother only wanted to take what we really needed)
>it's a week after my 18th birthday
>get letter from lawyer
>says he's not going to continue paying child support
>go to court
>three years of back and forth
>letters almost twice a week (about 100 total) that distract me from my education (like, for real, it took me several hours a week to read through that shit and come after their stupid deadlines to deliver god knows how many documents, many more than twice because 'they got missing')
>shows up only to one of three court trials
>has the guts to come up to me, call me "son" and say "I really hope this isn't getting inbetween us."
>Not at all, but the last 15 years may
Well it's been two years since then and I haven't spoken to or heard from him since said court trial. Don't get me wrong, I'm totally fine with it, just thought since you asked, I may as well tell you.
>>675009674
The old media spin hurts when its on old cuck Sanders
>>674977438
>here illegally
>came here to work hard
>Some of you think they're all here to steal jobs
Looks like they
>Came here illegally
>Stole someone's job
>While here illegally, gave birth to a self-obsessed bitch, who will also steal someone's job, and have children of her own who will also steal someone's job
If they didn't come here to steal someone's job, then what's this bullshit about coming here to work hard?
>>674995109
FUCKING LOST
>>675011083
>>it's a week after my 18th birthday
>>get letter from lawyer
>>says he's not going to continue paying child support
I'm confused. Why would he need to pay child support after you're 18?
>>675006757
lost
>>675011700
Secondary and Tertiary education.
>>675010297
They don't actually think that, or at least most don't. That's like saying anyone who has a strong, vocal liking for ice cream can't see any merit in any other desert.
>>675003775
I actually laughed at ths due to one of the comments.
"In a survival situation fat people get thin, thin people get eaten!"
I have this vivid mental image of a bunch of fat people trying to hunt down a bunch of thin people.
>>675011818
Very informative. I still don't get it. Once 18, you are an adult, which should preclude child support, no?
>>674995263
Why u gotta do this man, now all my rage boner is going away
>>675009724
god damnit
https://youtu.be/032xKwdL0HM
>>675007535
you sound like eurotrash.
>>675003909
They wanna use the boys restroom. I wouldn`t mind. Let them stare at my dick all they want
>>675012569
Same here. I feel that way at the gym, too, when the weird little Asian guy stares at my cock. As long as he keeps his tiny hands to himself, it's no skin off my nose. It's the women who may end up having a problem with restroom choice, but many of them asked for it.
>>674982150
The real fucked up part of this is that feminists would defend this cunt of a female to no end.
"B-but you see, it was very clear he did it to his own will, and she did nothing wrong! He was just trying to rape her and you can't prove eitherwise!"
I want to die.
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