bring me the most brutal racist evil jokes u got /b
how do you get a jewish girls number?
>look at her arm!
>>674967149
on black man said to another black man ooga booga boog bog hahahahaha
sauce on pic please.
>>674967149
Why niggers smell so bad?
So that even blind can hate them
When Barack Obama was giving his speech after being elected as president, he had to do it behind three inch thick bullet-proof glass. I thought that was a bit harsh – just because he’s black doesn’t mean he’s going to shoot anyone.
Why jews have so big noses -- oxygen is for free
>>674967543
nobody knows! Get over it faggot
What is the difference between snow tires and negros ?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them
>>674968404
haha no.
BUMB
Niggers don't exist, only badly burned jews
what does a afganistan map look like?
>sandpaper
Who long you can look a turk in his eyes - until your magazine is empty
>>674968578
Tires have chains?
whats the difference between a apple pie and a jew?
apple pies dont scream when u put them in an oven
What do you call a jewish pokemon trainer?
Ash.
Why can't niggers and Mexicans get married?
The kids will be too lazy to steal.
Why have french tanks rear mirrors?
To see the front line
How is a Mexican like a cue ball? The harder you hit them the more English they pick up.
What's a Jews biggest dilemma?
Free Pork
>>674970628
are you literally retarted?
How do you fit 25 Jews in a Volkswagen?
In the ashtray.
>>674969048
kek
jupp
How do you fit 25 Jews in a Volkswagen?
Toss in a quarter.
What's the difference between a belgian potato and a belgian child?
Tge potato is first in the field, than in the basement
with porn
>>674973170
A turk with a frog on his head goes to the physician, the frog says: "doc i have a abscess on my ass, remove it please"
>>674973170
name?
>>674967543
looks like anjelica ebbi/krystal boyd
What do you call a nigger priest?
Holy shit
>>674974895
What is white on a nigger?
His master
>>674969796
>Who long
-an alcohol
>>674972168
>Why have
-an alcohol
>>674973087
I be tell jokes, an am fu
>>674967149
massive of keks
o lord
>>674967149
I remember these pics. Used to make me kek. Anyone have any more. I remember one where he says something like, think I left cat out
What's the definition of mass confusion? Father's Day in Harlem.
>>674970628
Tire chains are a thing. They improve traction on icy surfaces.
Antique farm equipment for sale
>>674976574
"Did I feed cat"?
>tfw any job can be boring
>>674977058
That's the one. You got that? I really really like that image lori
What is the jew doing in the ashtray?
Searching for his family
>>674967149
Why does beyonce sing "To the left, to the left"?
'cause niggers have no rights.
What is the difference between kid scouts and jews?
Kid scouts come back from their camps
>>674967149
How are you that potato
Jewish girls were gassed not put into camps faggot
>>674968578
Why would you put chains on snow tires?
How many jews can you fit in a car?
Two in front, three in back, and zero in the ashtray because the holocaust never happened
What's the different between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
The bucket
What's the dif between Batman and a black guy?
Batman can go a night without Robin
>>674972348
under rated post
What's the difference between a park bench and a nigger?
A park bench can support a family of four
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
I couldn't tell you, their to busy beating the room for being black.
A wetback and a nigger are in a car. Who's driving?
The cop
How do Ethopian parents celebrate their kid's first birthday?
By putting flowers on the grave
>>674978928
Jesus that bait is terrible
A dog born in a stable is a horse.
A nigger born in France is French.
Found it
>>674980712
fug got me
Hear about the nigger that had an abortion? Crime stoppers sent her a check for $300
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman's lipstick at his knuckles.
Why do white folks go to nigger yard sales? Together their stuff back
>>674980520
found the nigger
>>674980520
>>674980520
You type like a fucking nigger
>>674980520
>their too
BLM supporter detected.
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>>674971185
Underrated.
Can I get the source of the first image op?
>>674967149
Hitler gathers all the jews
>Dear Jews, today you're gonna eat pork
>YAAAAAAY
>SILENCE PIGS
>>674981698
>>674982187
>>674982231
>>674982516
Fuck off shitskin lover
Hitler gathers all the Jews
>Dear Jews, today you will play water polo, if you win I'll set you free
>You're gonna wear the blue caps, the sharks will wear the red ones.
>>674982497
>>674982718
Fuck off Nazi scum, we don't want you on our /b/
>>674982828
Why don't jews eat pig meat?
Muslims got feelings too,man
>>674982938
Hitler gathers all the Jews
>Dear Jews, you will race Yann, whoever reaches the end before he does is a free man.Are you ready?
>YEEEES
>Yann, are you ready?
>VRRRRRRM VRRRRRRRM
>>674972640
>not living in a place where frost bite is a legitimate concern
>retarded
Kill yourself. I'm being earnest here, please end your life by whatever means you see fit, just make it quick, Jesus fuck.
Why do jews have massive noses?
cuz air is free
>>674982828
"Face down, ass up. That's the way I like it."
>>674983249
>>674972348
This joke may be to sophisticated for this lot. Good show old boy!
Why do niggers make the best gynecologists? Because they are already used to big lips,kinky hair & bad breath
>>674982516
>muh teenage anarchy
>>674983249
>>674983187
Get the fuck off of /b/ you racist sheeple
>>674983527
>>674973170
Name?
>>674982938
As much as I agree with the conclusion, a website called "colorofcrime" doesn't strike me as the most unbiased of sources.
Hitler gathers all the Jews
>You, are you healthy?
>yes
>Make him soap
>What about you, are you healthy?
>y-yes
>Make him soap
>And you, are you healthy?
>No, I have diabetes.
>Make him compote
>>674983527
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot.
>>674973170
They read the Sun?
>>674983187
>>674983527
got another one
>What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew?
Santa goes down the chimney.
> Nigger walks into a bar with a gorilla.
> Barman tells him, "You can't come in here with that gorilla in here!"
> Exeunt.
> Nigger takes gorilla back to his apartment, shaves it, applies make up thick enough to disguise gorilla face, dresses in dress three sizes to small.
> Back to bar, Buys drinks, Sits down at table.
> Barman turns around and says to his friend, "Why is it whenever you see a good looking Italian girl, she's always with a Nigger?"
Hitler gathers all the Jews on a cliff
>You, fall with your hands open
>You, fall with your legs open
>You, fall with all limbs closed..
>Fuhrer, telephone for you
>I TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES TO NOT INTERRUPT ME WHEN I PLAY TETRIS
>>674972844
source?
How long a nigger women take a shit?
9 month
>>674983527
Oy vey!
A nigger walks with a parrot on his shoulder.
>Oh nice, where did you buy him from?
>From africa, says the parrot.
>>674984109
I've got another one
Who's a fucking idiot? You, because the government uses racism to divide the workers so they don't rise up against their capitalist greed, and to justify wars where brave troops get killed to make billions for the capitalist overlords. And you're playing into their hands while they steal the money out of your puny paycheck every payday and you don't even notice
>>674984492
>>674984541
>>674983803
You could always go to the DoJ stats archive.
I saw a black guy walking down the street with a flatscreen TV.
At first I was worried because I thought it was mine, but then I remembered mine is at home shining my shoes.
Who's the chick
>>674984596
the only one who stealing my money are the useless sandnigger refugees invading my country
also
What do you call a white man in a courtroom?
Your honor.
>>674967149
Jews are like potatoes.
When you eat them, they die.
>>674984596
Jesus, kid, isn't there an Occupy rally you could be attending instead?
>>674984563
Fuck that shit man
Israel is a colonialist, imperialist, capitalist nightmare
Only Nazis conflate Jews with Israel. Theodore Herzel, the guy who invented modern Zionism, was a Brit who sold the German Jews out to Hitler
Hear about the new black Barbie? She comes with Twelve kids, a welfare card & HIV
Who's the girl
>>674983162
Kill yourself for thinking its acceptable to be ignorant of something because you dont need it where you live.
>>674982631
More shit like this haha
What do you call a black man in a suit?
A defendant.
>>674984596
>implying jews haven't ruined every country they've been in
>implying they haven't been eventually kicked out every country they've been in
oy vey blame the rich, goyim!
A frenchman, an Italian, and a greek are on an airplane
-We're over france, says the frenchman
-How do you know?
-I put my hand outside and touched the Eiffel tower
after a while
-We're over Italy, says the Italian
-How do you know?
-I put my hand outside and touched the tower of Piza
after a while
-We're over Albania, says the greek
-How do you know?
-I put my hand out and the stole my watch
>>674979445
Kek
>>674984894
I forget her name, but she's Russian and does a lot of anal. Reverse search this pic, you'll probably get her name. There's a video of a guy alternating thrusts of his dick between her vag and ass
>>674985116
How come orphans cant play baseball?
They dont know where home is
>>674972706
how many jews fit in a car`????
>2 in the front 3 in the back and that's it because the holocaust never happened
What is a Mexican doing at the theatre?
He steals the show.
What do you call One Pakistani on the moon?
-No problem
What do you call 10 Pakis on the moon?
-No problem
What do you call *all* the Pakis on the moon!
-Problem solved
How do you make Mexican omellete?
You steal two eggs...
What's the difference between a park bench and a nigger.
The bench can support a family
Whats the only positive thing about black people?
HIV
>>674968184
Fucking awesome, thanks for the laugh anon
Did you hear the KKK bought the rights to the new movie Roots. They are going to play it backwards so this time it has a happy ending
What is the difference between ten dead jews and a Ferrari?
>>674985437
kek
>>674985234
This is objectively false on every level
>>674973002
>none in the back seat and none in the ashtray because the holocaust never happened
>>674985584
She look like a female biggie smalls
How many black people does it take to start a riot?
-1
>>674984894
Anjelica
>>674985234
>>674985781
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage
I like my women how I like my coffee.
Ground up and stored in my freezer.
What does the jewish pedophile say to kids?
"would you like to but some candy?"
What do u call a building full of Mexicans?
Jail
>>674985843
As much as I hate furry bullshit, this is pretty damn funny.
>>674986533
>>674978923
Kid scouts.. it's a boy scout you fuck
What do you call 5 black men having sex?
A threesome
>>674972844
good lord sauce??
>>674985235
>>674986756
YES FAGGOTS
ARGUE MORE
>>674987260
>>674985814
Do you even know what that word means?
A nigger and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving?
A cop.
>>674984492
Your english is broken af
>>674986773
Ayyyy lmao
>>674985480
Lol that's probably the most fucked up one that i haven't heard yet
>>674982926
Ohh man, you must be ausfag, as I haven't heard you little gay chant since the last UPF rally. Fucking dumb shitskin lover.
>>674967149
My life
>>674972844
All of my yes
Sauce?
>>674987589
More of these lol
This tread is fuckin amazing.
>>674986240
Thanks anon
>>674987962
>>674985999
Trips have spoken
>>674988475
In ebonics, unfortunately.
>>674988340
>>674985999
Check 'em
>>674969048
Savage
>>674967543
why do ppl want sauce on it?
its not even porn
>>674983527
Enjoying racial jokes doesn't make me a racist, you nigger.
Why do France have so many civil wars?
So they can win one every once in a while
>>674977417
I've seen it often, but don't have a copy.
Lori?
>>674985739
>>674968184
How do you get a Mexican pregnant? You cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
>>674988984
newfag gtfo
>>674988655
No I'm not a nigger trust me I just forgot to put an s at the end of looks.
Why are Pakistan banned from the World Cup?
Because every time they take a corner, they build a shop there
>>674984596
>the government uses racism
You wouldn't believe how strong my government pushes for muh divurrsity, m8. Experiences with other races is what makes people racist.
>>674989035
How do you stop nigger children from jumping on your bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling
>>674986075
OP Chick's Name Krystal Boyd
They say there's safety in numbers...
Tell that to 6,000,000 jews
How do you know E.T. was a protestant? Because he looks like one.
>>674985584
I read this in a black girls voice
and the bartender said "we don't serve Jewish faster-than-light particles in this bar"
A Jewish tachyon walks into a bar
>>674990550
Nice
>>674982926
Tumblr reporting for duty
what have parents and pizzas in common? if they are black, you have nothing to eat.
>>674982926
6 million customers, 0 after sales complaints.
A guy walks into a book store and asks "I'm looking for Donald Trump's autobiography"
The manager hears him and says "Fuck off and get the hell out!"
And the guy replies "Yeah that's the one"
Little black kids parents are making him paint the garage door white. You get some paint on his hand and rubs it in and realizes it makes him look like he has white skin. he rubs it all over himself then runs into the kitchen and goes mama look I'm white. She gets all pissed off and tells him to go show his dad what he did and his dad gets pissed off too.His dad slapped him upside the head and sent to bed without dinner then the kid says. "I've only been white for 10 minutes and already I hate them niggers"
How do you pick up jewish girls?
>>674970808
Neither does the jew cuz he has already been gased to death
Why do jewish girls love circumsised penis?
They can't resist 10% off.
>>674991369
Edgy
How do you starve a black man? Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
>>674967543
30 seconds to fap
What do you get when you cross a Mexican, and an Amish man? Someone who steals cars, but can't drive them
>>674982609
White pride! Right there with yea get them niggers while they sleep "good night"
>>674985397
One of her name's Anjelika. She's a bit of a freak, has done piss videos.
>>674985795
Top kek
What's the difference between a book and a nigger?
>Books have papers
>>674992113
Dumb
>>674992332
No u
Male gipsy talks to a female gipsy:
First you were my sister, then my wife and now you're my mother-in-law. Such is life.
>>674992113
A book and a mexican would fit better methinks
>>674990909
it's toast you idiot not pizza
>>674992814
I'm Mexican and even I'm wondering why he didn't say Mexican
>>674982926
Actually we want.
Who is not welcome here is you, fucking sjw.
Nigger walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder,
Barman asks "where the fuck did you get that from?"
Parrot says "Africa, theres millions of em"
>>674991878
Assuming they sleep in the dark, I am really lost at how I would get them then.
>>674987589
SAUCE ?
How do you kill 5000 flies at once?
Slap Ethiopian's face.
>>674989035
Or because it's just the president
>>674989035
Someone could just shoot him from the side
>>674985065
>being this mad
What do you do if you wake up and see your TV floating across the room?
Yell, "drop it, nigger!"
what's the opposite of christopher reeves?
christopher walkens
>>674967149
how many spicks does it take to grease a car?
depends on how hard you hit them.
What do you get when you have 38 people from arkansas in a room together?
A full set of teeth.
what are the three things you can't give a black man?
fat lip, black eye, and a job.
why do women have legs?
so they don't leave trails like snails
why did the jew wander the desert for forty years?
someone dropped a quarter.
want to you get when you combine a White Anglo-Saxxon Protestant with a nigger?
and abortion
how does a jooish american princess do it doggy style?
make you beg for an hour then rolls over and plays dead.
how do you starve a pureto rican? hide his food stamps under his work boots.
there's more but tired of typing
>>674994380
And they suck so there's that
in a totally dark night,
the nigga was spotted,
cos' he was smiling.
Ahem
How do you circumsize a white man?
Kick his sister in the mouth.
Where do white guys go for cheap thrills, and tight bodies?
Innercity playgrounds.
How did the west virginian mother know her daughter was on the rag?
Her husband's dick tasted funny.
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Gouge out his eyes and knock in his teeth.
> It's midnight. A little red slimy creature crawled across town and yelled
MARION! MARION!
> As the creature climbsed the stairs, it left lots of slimy and meaty stuff on the edges. Creature continued to yell:
MARION! MARION!
> At last, creature reached the house, crawling across the garden and leaving slippery trail. And when it arrived to the door, it started yelling:
MARION! WHY DID YOU ABORT ME?
>>674994979
What's long, black, and smells like shit?
The welfare line.
I'm conflicted on abortion. I'm all for killing babies, but I'm completely against giving women a choice.
>>674972348
I say, jolly good mate.
>>674984563
I looked this up to verify its legitimacy and either it is an incredibly elaborate prank or this is the real deal on multiple websites.
Need muslim jokes quick please!
Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?
To remind niggers they were picking cotton before they were drug dealers.
>>674996085
What's the most popular kids show in the middle east?
Dora the Exploder
I painted my computer black so it would run faster, now it doesnt work.
Why are Arab women so hairy.
So their men fuck them instead of the goats.
>>674994979
I was on a plane, riding coach. However the feel was totally first class. So overwhelmed with the service, I inquired to the asian male sitting infront of me if this was the best time he had ever had riding coach, to which he replied "No in my country it is much nicer." The spanish man behind me then chimes in with, "Yes this is truly nice, but in my country riding coach is truly emaculate." I then turn to the young american passenger sitting to the right of me, "Well young man how do you feel about riding coach?" to which he responded "I don't know. I never really liked it, but he doesn't make me do it anymore. Claims I got to old." The rest of the men, and I put on headphones, and do not speak for the duration of the flight.
>>674986891
That's racist
>>674996714
fuck someone cap this.
why are there no Irish lawyers?
they cant get past the bar
>>674972348
Explain how a cue ball picks up English, what the fuck
>>674983971
well of course, she's clearly a filthy degenerate
>>674985000
One expensive ass toy.
>>674972706
damn how big are Volkswagen ashtrays?!
How to get rid of nazi/fascist/extremist/fundie/black/jewish scum from your country? Throw them into melting pot.
>>674997569
taxpayers fund it
>>674997938
You just made Brasil, you idiot.
>>674998544
AJAJJAJAJAJAJAAAA
What's orange and hanging in my backyard?
He's my nigger and I cant paint him whatever color I want.
>>674973170
Semen demon
>>674988655
pretty damn funny :)
>>674998942
SUCK MY DICK, SEMEN DEMOM!
>>674998942
SUCK MY DICK, SEMEN DEMOM!
>why not, btw this does not constitute the sale of my soul.
Why shouldn't niggers have children in Singapore?
You can go to jail for not throwing trash away there.
>>674973473
this one in particular isnt porn tho. Its a cartoon.
>>674986734
This is obviously fake and gay.
If you get diagnosed positive they don't just send you out the door with a frown. That's when they try to organise counselling, drugs, follow up appointments etc...
Whitebois
>>674999821
How come that girls has no dick?
>>674987677
You must be some shitty little Blair Cottrell loving tiny-balled roid raging meat bag fuck
Go suck a gun barrel you little fucknugget
How to make an American really pissed off? Build a grocery store with normal sized doors.
>>674998942
SUCK MY DICK, SEMEN DEMON!
>>675000283
Its a whiteboi thats why
>>675000669
Every building had normal sized doors you retart
>>675000852
Woosh is the sound of the joke flying over your head.
>>675000852
How to make them even more pissed? Implement gun control.
>>675000988
>>675001127
>getting b8ed this hard
Yuropeen detected
>>674970628
fucking retard
>>675001255
Ayy lmao
>>674968184
Oldest shit m8
>>675001574
>implying I claimed samefag
Yuropeenis are the literal embodiment of stupidity.
>>674994100
this
>>674971185
