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Worst part of life.
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>>674964329
Where's your dick bro or balls? Do you even make testosterone?
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>>674964235

Is that a vagina? Wtf am I looking at?
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>>674964430
I don't think I do :/
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>>674964235
Well, my confidence just soared.
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>>674964235
You know I think it's the first time i see of pic of someone's genitals and am left incapable of judging that person's gender. Congratulations.
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shave they said. it will look bigger they said
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>>674964235
Have you ever had sex?
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execute order 66 on those balls
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>>674964235
a negative penis? holy shit
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>>674964430
He probably has an average-sized penis, it's just hidden behind copious amounts of fat.
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>>674964235
so this guy have a micro penis or is it just hidden amongst all the fat.
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>>674964235
They day you meet the person you were supposed to become.

Also, that's one interesting vagenis.
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What happened to her pussy? Is it a medical condition or something?
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if i roll dubs or higher, cut it off and livestream it
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>>674965027
why not both?.jpg
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dude just stop eating. Like really stop. Start going for a walk every day.
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fuck sake man. i thought it was a fat femanon. thats fucked up bro, stop posting pics unless you time stamp faggot.
But seriously i thought that shit was a fat pussy
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>>674964827
Never
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>>674964877
Genova for life
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You should get yourself fukked on camera and make profits out of it ...would be some kind of new porn though...
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>>674964235
You're the reason why euthanasia should be legalized across the board.
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>>674964235
It took me way too long to realize that this is a penis
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are you able to masterbate
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Show us a pic with an erection
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>>674964235
If you were thin, there'd be something there.

As it stands, you have a negative amount of dick.
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>>674965027
>>674965219
I weigh about 400 lbs. and I can still see my flaccid dick. How big are you bro? Also, there are girls out there who will still fuck you, they're just not attractive or mentally sound.
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>>674964972
This
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>>674965464
this
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>>674964889
>negative penis
My sides are in orbit
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>>674965553
Why are you 400 pounds?
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>>674964235
Dude, just put down the fork already
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>>674965056
i was thnking more like vaguyna
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>>674964235
nice diapers, faggot
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>>674965772
>implying this disgusting whale even uses cutlery
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That moment when you realize you once again can't pull the trigger.

It's happened 5 times now and just makes you feel that much worse every single time.
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>>674965767
Because the mothafucka eats a lot and doesn't work out? Why is the sky blue anon?
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>>674964736
Kek
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BONER PIC NOW
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>>674965056
Vagenis you say?
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>>674966080
this
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Me-- when hard
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>>674964235
why do you even shave it man
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>>674966008

cant fit your fingers in the trigger guard?
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>>674966203
Very small but at least you can see yours
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>>674966008
food for thought for next time: you need just one moment of clarity to decide and act, after that it is all over, no tears, no dreams, no thoughts, nothing
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>>674966184
What the fuck is that monstrocity?
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>>674966203

you'd be decently sized if you dropped the padding
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>>674964235
>>674964289
>>674964329
I don't know what I'm seeing here.
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>>674966454
Hermaphrodite
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>>674966245
The hair is at full length, but the fat has taken over
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>>674965352
>euthanasia should be mandatory for fat people.

Ftfy
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>>674966299
Fucking brutal
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What happens when you get hard, OP? Shit I'm no Adonis but alteast I'm not OP!
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>>674966008
Food for thought here too: Think about what will happen to the people close to you if you pull it. If you don't have any, go for it.
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>>674966535
so it has a vagina and balls, and is fat. is it a feminist?
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>>674966600
well, I can't argue with tripdubs
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>>674966740
Possibly. Google vex love, if you have a strong stomach.
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>>674964235
To masturbate, do you fuck your own fat?
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>>674966600
No, for people with no hope. OP just happens to be obese
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>>674966892
cant find shit, but think i should be glad at that.
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>>674966184
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>>674964235
Dude, don't listen to them about the suicidal thing
Just begin to respect yourself.
You have enough courage/self-pity to show your worst part of your anatomy online?
Good : use this energy to change
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>>674967100
and lso happens to have a hope level very similair to zero
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>>674967257
>cant find shit
mfw you actually tried to
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Behold. The superior master race
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>>674966184
>>674964576
>>674964289
>>674964329
>>674964235


ITS AFRAID
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Is that rob Kardashian?
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>>674966855
>>674966600
>>674966344
>>674966299
>>674965377
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>>674967387
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>>674965995
Fucking burned
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>>674967257
http://www.shemaleyumtbms.com/en/s9/pc/search/?search=Vex+Love&sort=updates&hideSearchForm=
Your skills are sub-par.
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>>674967335
the answer is obvious then
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you know that you could fix that if you just started walking. Walk until you can walk for 4 hours straight. Youll see that fat fall off.
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>>674964235
Timestamp or Fake.
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>>674967361
>mfw you actually tried to
mfw i indeed actually tried to
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>>674964235
Suddenly my tiny 5 incher doesn't seem so bad.
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>>674964289
Do you consider yourself a man, women, or something else? Were you born this way? And what is that between your legs?
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what the fuck
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>>674967738
Please show us your dick
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Wow
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>>674967754
its whats left of his scrotum and penis when flacid the rest is, just like most of the things he eats, drowned in fat
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>>674964235
i get even snorlax has a bigger dick than you
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>>674968118
fuck off calvin
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>>674968118
Nigga phonestamped... Wow

How is it living like that, though?

Do you have a gf? Bf?
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>>674964235
Your dick is a innie .
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>>674968118
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can someone explain this thread to me?
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>>674966203
Just loose some fuckin weight m8
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>>674968118
Can you reach yourself to jerk-off? Is their too much friction to get hard? Is this a fetish thing? Do you like being fat or being humiliated?
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>>674966203
Would suck

I'm a fgt btw.
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>>674964289
why is no one inquiring about the diapers in the background?
If you've never had sex they clearly aren't for any kids...
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>>674964235
Now can you show us your butt hole or gtfo?
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>>674964235
Stop fucking eating you fat fuck.. you did this to yourself.. or an hero..
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>>674966203
So your dick is a turtle? Do you get off on that?
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>>674968485
He's too far gone.

Everyday he's reminded of what a fat shit he is.

The awkward looks from both sexes, the constant heart racing from simple movements, the insatiable urge to fill his body with shit. If none of these has encouraged him to lose weight, you telling him to won't do dick. Obviously the fat has taken his dick already so he's got nothing left.
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Soft
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>>674965553
can u even masterbare?
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>>674968909
Why do you feel the need to post this online
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>>674966184
Huh, that is interesting
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>>674968909
Kinda want to see you cum.
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What country are you from?
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>>674966184
Sauce
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>>674967892
He's trying.
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My uncle got his legs and genitalia blown off in Vietnam...came home from war, became an attorney, found a great woman (my aunt Grace) and they adopted 4 beautiful kids...he died last summer after 40 years of marriage and though his life wasnt perfect, it shows sex isnt everything and relationships can still thrive
>just some words of encouragement for OP
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>>674969057
sympathy
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>>674964576
You;re so fucking gross. You literally melt into the toilet.

Your own body is taking a shit of itself into the toilet.

Your own goddamn body is trying to flush itself because you are human excrement.

Why do you allow yourself to be human excrement?

Why are there diapers in the background?

What's going on here, man?
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hey op, im a normal weight guy who likes bigger chicks. kik?
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>>674969211
where do you think?
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>>674969211
kek amerifat, obv
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>>674968909
Wow. Makes me not feel so bad about my average 10 incher.
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>>674969239
One was a war hero, drafted by the government, to leave his country and fly over to a different continent, to the wilderness and jungles of Vietnam; The other is a fat autist.
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>>674969313
I mean this in the nicest possible way, fam
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>>674969872
Moar!
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>>674969872
Do you date? Don't even care about whether or not you have sex but do you like, date at all? Or try?

Do you leave your house? Is it clean?
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>>674969823
wow no need to throw the autists in this, they cant help it.
this dude can help his own fat goddamned ass
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>>674969872
that's like 7 inches if you weren't morbidly obese
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OP here.


This is me at the beach
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Not diapers. Wet wipes.. I like to stay super clean
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>>674969518
He's from the UK
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>>674970144
i have a desire to know more
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>>674968909
Id suck the cum out of it all day long
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>>674970251
phone says he's on the west coast, usa
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>>674969872
Fug,

I'd suck that and swallow your cum.
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>>674970251
You see I ask that because I swear I know him. There's one hell of a dirty neckbeard that collects trolleys at a supermatket near me. Always greasy, fucking gigantic too.
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>>674970187
Why don't you buy the flushable wipes?
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>>674970515

UR nipple positions give the appearance that ya tits have tits.
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>>674969872
Oh, boy.. here we go!
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>>674970515
Do you live alone?
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>>674970515
>typical apple user
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>>674967387

lol ya got me
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Not from the uk
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>>674970749
Typical white /b/ro
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>>674970698
Yes
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>>674970515
Your body looks like a shar pei
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>>674968277
Innie dick I didnt know this existed and my fucking sides
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>>674970082
He could still be an autist. :-D
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>>674970823
You have a passport? Where do you travel?
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>>674971147
Mcdonalds and back....
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>>674970823
Looks sunny. California?
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>>674968909 Is that the first time this dick seen daylight since 9/11?
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>>674964235

Do you have a fedora??
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I make YouTube videos... Of my fat.
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>>674971453
What do you do for money OP?
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>>674971441
To add to this, if you do, do you tip it to M'lady?
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>>674966184
every once in a while, you see something that is hard to explain.
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>>674970823

murican. Didn't doubt
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>>674970515
What is your height and weight? How did you get so fat?
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>>674970470
Where you see that?
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>>674964689
newfag
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Damn, lose some weight man, you will feel better.
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>>674971606
You are not even ugly. If you lost weight you would look good.
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>>674971453
California?
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>>674971836
time tells me he's pacific time, light tell me he's far west
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Do you like humiliation or something?
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>>674964235
remember if you haven't see it in three years its legally dead
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At what point did you say fuck it and decide to become a moon?
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>>674971606
Any videos of you cumming?

Xtube?
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>>674971638
Mainly create and design websites.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p26dVHO4Ow4
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>>674972070
Oh right right, I missed that one.
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>>674969238
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>>674965063
>her
thats a guy
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>>674972114
around age 5
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>>674972170
yea, just search for my account cumslutdude84
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Like... Why keep the fat?

With all that money having a place to yourself and flying to France to kiss on French men, why not get a gym membership or something?

Fat is not beautiful.

Fat is disgusting and unhealthy
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>>674964235
I don't even know what I'm looking at. Or why do i even look at it.
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>>674972523
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>>674972523
http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/sucking-bfs-small-cock-27969921

wow
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>>674972724
food makes me feel less empty, and I still get dick, and pussy if I want it... so - I have my cake, and eat it too. literally.
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>>674973129
I guess.

That lifestyle just isn't for me I suppose.
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>>674973129
lets just hope u die soon.
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>>674973129
are you into humiliation porn?
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>>674971606
normal face
go workput out OP lose weight...
if fatness is your only problem you can consider yourself as lucky man
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http://www.xtube.com/profile/cumslutdude84-32339691
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>>674973129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p26dVHO4Ow4
is this you and a hore`?
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>>674973503
meh. we all die.
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>>674972523
Thanks, I just came while watching one of your videos :)
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>>674973129

OP is an enormous faggot (literally).

I'm outta here.
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>>674973592
thank you xx
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>>674973937
glad I could help :D
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plz someone take screens of this
dis toooo good
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>>674973907
But are you even living?

How's it feel to never be able to sprint?

To fear for your life if you ever have to jump?

Living in Cali, there is a high chance of a shooting. What's it like not being able to run away?

To never be able to ride a horse?

To be gay and to not be overly attractive?

I genuinely want to know. Not being an asshole.

Do you ever wish you were smaller though?
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>>674974107
Thanks ;)
Was a good video. Nice cock btw.
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>>674974393
everyday I wish I was thin. But, it's not possible.
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>>674974395
glad you like it :D
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found OP
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>>674973129
So you didn't get fat on purpose? How much do you weigh? Do your lovers have a fetish for big guys or what? I am genuinely curious.
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>>674974659
Anything is possible, you dingus. You're white in America. You won the goddamn birth lottery and you're wasting it
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>>674974736
How tall are ya, and are you in California?
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Here he is jizzing if anyone is interested

http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/fat-chub-jerk-off-25928791
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>>674975061
he ate he ate he ate, and all of a sudden he realised that he cant reach his dick with pliers no more so ... phat beyond recognition
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>>674972197
>IT
>Fat as fuck
Not surprised
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>>674975061
375lbs / 170 kg.. quite a few people seem to have a fat fetish.
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>>674975144
trust me. I'm living exactly how I want to.
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>>674975167
6 foot 2// not in california. I travel around a lot. currently living in Seattle
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>>674975662
Ah damn.

Okay was just curious.
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>>674975534
Well, rats off to ya I guess
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>>674975351
>375lbs / 170 kg.
Damn I am a terrible judge of weight. I would have thought you would have had to be at least above 400 lbs. I like fat chicks but I didn't know that women could have a fat fetish.

You may not know, but is it possible for a guy to get so fat he can't reach himself to get off? Or he can reach but not jerk because his gut is in the way? I have heard of men needing to hold up their bellies to pee before.
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>>674974659
Why? What is keeping you fat? Is food to tempting or is it something else. No judgement, only wondering.
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Op show asshole please
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>>674975662
You gonna be making any more videos ;D?

Hopefully more where you cum?
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>>674976321
addicted to food. chemically, and emotionally addicted.
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>>674976670
Bullshit

You just have no willpower
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>>674976406
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>>674976941
yeah, that too.
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>>674976670
How did that happen? And what kinds of foods are you addicted to? What happens if you go without them too long?

Have you talked to anyone about this, like a specialist possibly, or have you accepted it? Thanks for answering my questions btw.
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>>674977061
Nice!
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>>674969872
>>tfw you're smaller than the guy with no visible genitals
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>>674973816
WHY IS EVERYONE IGNORING THIS GLORIOUS POST
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>>674977061
So hot i want to tongue fuck that hungry hole
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It's been fun guys. Enjoy your week! xx -OP
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>>674977374
Damn, was getting hard again.

Well thanks for sharing bro.
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>>674968678
omg
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>>674968118
im sorry
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>>674977061
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>>674973816

ayyy lmao
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>>674968118
Jeff?
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>>674973816
O shit!
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