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Hey /b/
so I have an emergency and really really need to make some money as soon as I possibly can. I just really need to get my rent paid and I don't have any other options. So I will be doing skype shows for money. I don't expect much as I know this is just the internet and there's lots of free porn out there I'm just really desperate and need to make like $100 by tonight. I know everyone is just going to assume I'm fake but if you want I will go on skype and perform a random non sexual act on cam to prove I'm legit. I know I'm probably just going to be blasted with hate but this is my last resort. I'll also post several pics with timestamps to help prove I'm real. thank you. and sorry i can only accept google wallet payments.

my skype is lizzymerdeth

and my google wallet is [email protected]
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random pic of me bending the piece of paper-- hopefully helps prove I didn't photoshop it.
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>>674951887
I have all internet-free porn. Why would I pay for see you?
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here's another pic as well.
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>>674952731
Because it's live and she will do what you ask her to do.
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>>674952862
Gonna need you to spread your pantyless ass with that timestamp.
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When are you gunnar do shows. Can you tonight?
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https://fgts.jp/b/thread/610707334/
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>>674953400
ASAP I'm trying to get the money I need as quickly as I can.
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http://sheekyforums.com/thread/663528595/miscellaneous/hey-sheeky-forums.html
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>>674953400
who is gunnar?
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How much for a show?
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https://fgts.jp/b/thread/623809736/
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>>674951887
>perform a random non sexual acta

and i'm out
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>>674953622
I'm in if you can wait until tonight
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finger in ass for proof, or shoe on pussy
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>>674953622
Spread your bum and cram something in it....if you're real, of course.
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I fear you should learn to better manage your finances, maybe then you wouldn't need to repeatedly offer to sell your dignity.
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Show a face pic w/timestamp so I can see what you look like first
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Idk if real
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How bout 250 and you make some money and get laid and I get laid, if you're in Cali though
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Faaaaaake
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here's another pic for anyone who is legitimately interested
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>>674954412
its real. i skyped with her

or well. i skyped with a girl. who proved she was real. not sure if its same girl as in pics..
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why are you paying rent on the 20th
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>>674954663
I'd pay for IRL sex act to help a person down on their luck, but pics/video meh that shits free on the internet.
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>>674954706
How much you pay
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>>674955020
This.

/thread
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I'll do it for face + timestamp
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>>674954389
Will OP deliver face + timestamp? If she that desperate?
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>>674954663
Gotta show the face before you expect someone to want to pay for the show
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>>674955020
I really do understand that I know this is a long shot. Like I said though, beyond being a full on prostitute I don't really know what to do. I guess I'm just hoping someone out there would be willing to buy a show or something ...
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>>674954663
im really interested. You have a nice body. Show me your face, then i ll pay 20 bucks
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Bump for interest
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>>674951887
Come on slagathor... Face+timestamp and I got €364 for you.
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>>674951887
Sure you are sexy, but u must show face with timestamp €40 for you
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Face and timestamp = money.

Not hard to do.
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lol no face + timestamp. OP must be a ugly whore
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>>674956227
an*
>bump
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>>674956227
Or just afraid we will do some haxor shit and find her. But little does she know, we don't care enough to do that.
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$12 says you have a beard...
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looks like someone doesnt really need money asap
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>>674956227
almost all femanons on 4chan are ugly bitches with serious problems in their minds, trust me, my cyber-gf is a femanon and she's lunatic, without friends and more problems
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If you do stuff for me on KiK I'll pay you 100 dollars but you have to do what I want.
EnlightenedKnight
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>>674956684
> cyber-gf
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>>674956731

>EnlightenedKnight
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>>674951887
Show feet for money
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>>674957230
At least it's not a whiteknight. Lol
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>>674956965
yes(?)
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>>674956731
>EnlightenedKnight
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Saved for f ree
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>>674957617
kek
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>>674957534
nice beard m8
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>>674956684
bahahhahahahahahahahahaha
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>>674956684
Name?
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>>674951887
what exactly would you do for 100 bucks?
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>>674957907
why?
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Write fuck me above your pussie and take a full body shot with face and I will go from there sexy
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>>674951887
>lizzymerdeth
added you on skype....
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>>674955792
if you need mony on long term start beeing a camwhore. they earn tons of money
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Hm... Slightly interested.
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>>674958039
Ik a girl that fits your desc but this is a long shot
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I'll pay your rent, you don't have to put up a sexy show for these guys, it's alright
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If you have a dildo you can suck off, then a hundred bucks is fair to me.
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>>674958478
tell mer her initial
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>>674958578
MA
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>>674953557
did you save that link for just in case she does that again next year?
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>>674958478
Daddy's here to have a tug over pictures of his daughter....
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Just had a nice show and paid op. Thread is over.
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>>674957534
Thanks fam
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>>674958851
mhh its not her
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>>674959152
Did you record anon
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>>674959152
did you record it?
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Just had a nice show and paid op. Thread is over.
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>>674959352
>>674959408
Ofc. But I wont post it.
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>>674959152
Did u record it ?
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>>674959518
I'll pay 500$ for the record
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>>674951887

It would be nicer if you explain what you did with your money in the last weeks to be in absolute need of $100 by tomorrow.
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>>674959518
so you didn't even skyped with her
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>>674959518
post it
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>>674959518
don't be industrial kek sucker. post it
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Fuck off bitch... We don't need your fucking pity party. Go get a job sucking dick
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>>674959518
>Ofc. But I wont post it.
So you didnt record it
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>>674959518
so you busted within 2 minutes?
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>>674959518
i want OP to confirm this
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>>674959907
>>674959898
>>674959847
>>674959815
>>674959744
u jelly?
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>>674959518
Liar
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>>674960069
of what? your bad bait-skills? a bit
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>>674960069
screenshot or didn't happen
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Believe me or not, I'm Donald Trump and I'm willing to support you for the entirety of your life for just one night together. If it's alright to you I will send you more details on your skype, I'll pay for the travel from wherever you live too.
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>>674960069
post it or reported u underage
also this >>674960216
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>>674960069
Unless OP delivers, calling bullshit.
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>>674960069
Ya fucking twat yer pushing me over the fucking line
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>>674960049
Guess why op left the thread she got what she wanted and I did too.
>>674960089
>>674960189
as soon as you guys are old enough to have a job you wont be that jelly anymore
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>>674960246
At least give her a small loan of a million dollars?
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>>674960402
>Too bad we all have her skype and gmail faggot
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I'll donate 20 bucks if you give me your best Scottish accent.
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>>674951887
24.167.191.166 TWC can we isp dox?
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>>674960379
Don't worry, I'm the most popular right now, as Miley once said, even if you talk bad about me, that'll only make me more popular.
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>>674960636
Well goodluck when she is poor again. Thread is over.
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>>674960696
>>674960794
>Didn't give the $100.
>Fucking kek
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doxxing her anyone????????????????????''''
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>>674960720
Can I have your autograph btw
I need it to keep out the mexicunts
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>>674960705
>isp dox
Go nuts anon
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>>674961036
I can only send you a scan of my autograph though.
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>>674960696
Need face first, I'm not paying for a fucking surprise. For all I know I send you $50 and you show up on cam bald as hell with no teeth.
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>>674960720
>as Miley once said
Miley cyrus?
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>>674961242
Indeed.
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>>674961165
Will do for me Donald
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>>674961242
wait, she is on trumps side? that changes everything!
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>>674960705
we could, but nah
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>>674960246
are you into guys by any chance? that offer sounds quite nice.
>inb4 faggot
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>>674951887
If this is legit, anyone who will at least just add her on skype, if not end her any money, is still a fucking loser. This is what the world has come to. "Oh, I'm a female, so I will just show my tits and ass and all the problems will go away!"
Try your harder, cunt.
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>>674961474
Give me your email address or some way to send you my autograph then.

>>674961477
She's got some liberal ideas, but she's mostly a conservative mind, so yes, she's on my side.
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>>674960696
12/1/14 kek
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>>674951887
Richfag here. I'll make it $500 for a personal show, only offer.
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>>674961857
Post right here right now Donald
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>>674961762
Sorry to disappoint you, but you disappoint me.
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>>674960696
FAST!!! squeeze your clit! After i'll explaine u why
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>>674962091
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>>674961788
that is literally how the world has always worked tho, anon. it's not new.
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Hey OP, if you can post face, I'll gladly pay... if you are hot, but otherwise, I wouldn't pay for that and see a land whale
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>>674951887
What state do you live in? We might be able to work something out so you won't have to worry about money ever again.
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>>674962289
Nice one Donald.
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>>674962680
landwhale? did you watch the pics?
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>>674956684
ROFL
Why do you keep an ugly bitch as cyber gf?
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>>674962851
Thank you, sir. You can easily find my autograph online if you're fine with just a scan.
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>>674963207
Bc it's the only bitch anon can get
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>>674954663
answer me on skype. $500 or offer leaves.
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VOTE FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP!!!
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>>674963207
>Why do you keep an ugly bitch as cyber gf?
this
>>674963316
and, yes, you're right, but 3 months ago a girl from Scothland was very interested in me, but im with this cyber girl(almos 1 year) and i love her.
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eee
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meh, she's not even responding on skype anymore
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someone post dick pic with timestamp and cummies
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>>674961788
>he doesn't want to see tits
what a faggot. only retards would send her their hard earned money. that doesn't mean everyone is gay tho like you
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>>674966263
I'd be gay for you daddie
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odds fap
even go to bed
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>>674967453
roll
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>>674964099
>jesus... im a faggot but you sir are something else... holy shit... ultra beta fucking cuck fedora neckbeard
>somehow u like girls and managed to be faggier than me GG
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>>674968228
literally what
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how much money you looking for for a show OP? please reply with a pic and timestamp to prove youre real and interested
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>>674968424
refer to websters eng dictionary on the word faggot
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>>674968817
fuck off
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>>674951887
Why don't you just go work at a fast food restaurant until you figure things out? Have you tried applying places?
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>>674968228
i think the faggot says that anon rejecting a real chance on a real girl for a ciberbullshit relationiship makes anon somehow faggier than a real fagg
>protip: the fagg may be right
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