I am a life-form whom the people of earth classify as "extra-terrestrial". I am blending in as one of you. Ask me anything.
![Wonderland-CAT-Burton_Version-cheshire-cat[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UE6RN5C.jpg "Wonderland-CAT-Burton_Version-cheshire-cat[1].jpg")
spare some change?
>>674943376
What is Fox Mulder like in real life?
>>674943582
I cannot comprehend your request, my apologies.
>>674943954
I believe you are mistaken. Fox Mulder appears to be an entertainment television character of your pop culture, not a being of our planet.
>>674944203
you take requests?
>>674943376
why aren't you existing through AI yet?
>>674944349
What is your request? I can do what is within reason, what is within my power, and what will not cause my disguise to be compromised.
>>674944614
If you are referring to my consciousness being placed into artificial intelligence: the ruling class decided that an actual operative would be more affective than artificial intelligence.
She cheated on me for the past few years. Her name is Javiela. She is a slut. She liked getting in the ass while her friend was watching. Argh I am so pissed. Today I will be releasing all her videos (Including ass fuck) https://www.dropbox.com/s/m08exr1fgdz1dgx/RELEASE.zip?dl=1 Will be removed in a few mintues. Enjoy /b/ 2
>>674945134
I have no need of your foolish earth desires.
what form of government, if any, is best. comparable to anything like here on earth?
size and population of your home planet?
>>674945134
cool virus bro
>>674945730
Our government is ruled by our upper class of high-intelligence beings. They are not physical, and could not exist in physical form here or anywhere. Being ruled by the intellects is fruitful to us, as we all have telepathic communication that prevents us from having different ideals. Here on Earth, it appears that you humans don't have this telepathy, which is why your ideals differ, and why you clash so often with yourselves.
My home is around 1.34628 times larger than Earth. The population is near 23 billion, and increasing by the second.
>>674943376
a psychologist would call you mentally ill
>>674943376
What do you get out of this? I mean, you couldn't possibly expect anyone to believe your bullshit, so why bother? Is bad attention better than no attention? Seriously curious about your motivation.
>>674943376
how do we get rid of the job/slavery on this planet
>>674947145
>we don't
>>674946911
My mission is purely scientific. I wish in no way to cause any harm. I was sent to collect as much information on the sentient life forms. This Internet website seems to be the easiest to contact, requiring no information to use and the humans that are so curious and willing to partake.
>>674947145
There is no need to rid the world of that. Currency does not exist at my home. We all know what each other wants and needs, and we work towards a common goal. It is much more efficient.
Can you loan me a computer from your planet?
>>674947765
You want an Alienware?
>>674947476
So, you're sitting alone in your basement bedroom in a pool of your own stink and thought you'd play make-believe for attention. Got it. Anon, I honestly pity you.
Fuck off space niggers, we're full
Go crash on the moon if you want
>>674947765
Computers do not exist in the way you believe they do on my home. Machines and other mechanized tools are controlled by thought, a recent invention by our intellects that was discovered almost a decade ago by your planet's dating. We will the machine to do as we need, and it does, no physical manipulation required.
why you don't destroy our planet yet?
>>674948297
nice reference but it doesnt really fit here
>>674948297
test
>>674948379
We have no interest in conquering your home. Perhaps we could achieve a union of mutual benefit in the future, but for right now, we observe, and we wait.
>>674948359
Paraplegics can do that now, you socially retarded neckbeard.
>>674948703
"We", you mean your MLP club on Reddit?
>>674947967
>kek
>OP actually owns a shit netbook with gentoo because hes a poor faggot
>>674948886
My process to discern what this abbreviation stands for has brought too many results for me to be able to discover the correct meaning. I have no response to your query. I apologize.
How can we proactively assist our planet's evolution?
how intelligent are you? Do you have alien pets?
>>674943376
Get out space nigger, we full
>>674943376
Do a flip faggot!
give us a proof you are froum out
>>674948359
I don't care, I was wanting the hardware produced by a intelligent life form about 5-6k thousands of years more advanced by our own. Moore's Law would apply to any civilization going through a computer industrial revolution. You would need a super computer in any form to perform the calculations needed for any intelligent creature leave it's own planet. So send me stuff.
>>674949145
There is no way to speed your evolution process by your own means. Our race has existed for at least 4 million Earth years. We have the technology to speed your evolution of we wished, but this matter would have to be brought to our intellects, as I can not interfere. At least, not yet.
>>674943376
Is life a simulation like current quantum mechanics seems to suggest?
Can you explain dark matter? Can you explain quantum entanglement?
What happens when we die?
>>674949120
You should be apologizing to your dad for being a 350lb useless sack of disappointment, you social reject.
>>674949547
Your governments are hiding what is in plain view.
Why would communicate with the community of 4chan? We're all edge Lord fake old fags who can't triforce.
>>674949555
You assume that your human laws apply to other races and beings outside of your comprehension.
>>674949603
>4 million year old civilization
>claims have achieved thought-controller machines in last 10 years
Seriously, faggot, work on your fairy tale before you hop on /b/.
>>674949893
I have already answered this interrogatory. Please see above.
>>674950215
Inferiors like this human are what is causing your species to be so backward compared to ours.
>>674945134
virus
>>674950270
Does all this nonsense help fill the gap from not ever having a gf?
>>674949603
You typo a lot for a super awesome and intelligent space being.
Just saiyan.
>>674950215
You must open your eyes and see what is beyond your current standard of what is possible
>>674950503
Wearing a fedora, cargo shorts, black socks & sandals doesn't qualify as a distinct race, oh euphoric one.
>>674950657
You must go suck a space dick
>>674950611
I am an expert of human speech but I am not expert of using Earth machines.
>>674950657
You must eventually leave your basement bedroom when your parents wise up and kick your obese ass out.
>>674950858
Nigga you don't gotta know how a keyboard works but you gotta know how to spell or at least not let the fat in your fingers cause you to fumble and mumble online the way you do on the internet.
>>674947476
>scientific mission
> on /b/
>>674943376
Get out of here space beaner
Taking our jobs fuck you go back to where you came
>>674950858
DO YOU HAVE ALIEN PETS?
In case anyone was curious as to whatever happened to Ken-Sama...it's OP
>>674951115
I have a query for you. Is this slang in your current world? And if you are asking why I make errors in grammar and spelling; simply put, there is a reason I am not pet of the high-intelligence ruling class.
Give me a sign, or telepathically talk to me to prove your existance.
>>674951255
The undertaking of less sentient beings into our care is unnecessary and non-profitable.
>>674951521
I will not telepathically communicate with any human. Your minds are too weak to withstand it. Signs will be sent to those who request. You will know when it happens.
>>674951604
Do you have public transport?
Thanks for sending upon my request. It's been my lifes goal to meet/ know of your existance. :)
Do you like Can-D or Chew-Z?
>>674952002
Yes. Automated shuttles hover from location to location.
>>674951457
Stop being a faggot online and go eat your supper, your mom worked hard on it.
>>674951818
Do you have enough GBP for chicken tendies yet, neckbeard?
>>674949603
>>674950503
>>674950657
Do not heed the words of this imposter.
Op here. Disregard that, I suck cocks
>hay guise I'm an alium but i can literally do nothing to prove it and if you dont believe me you're a sheeple lel
>pls respond
OP here. Would anyone like to see this alien dick?
>>674952717
Maybe on /x/
>>674952717
Anyone who is "seriously" responding IS op.
>>674952255
How do you represent time? ie do you have watches?
>>674952828
pls?
ayy lmao
>>674952902
How do you represent stupid faggots? ie do you respond to yourself on 4chan?
>>674943376
What's your Name Address and AGE.
>>674952902
Time is represented in pronounciation and frequencies not currently achievable by humans. Our speech pattern and way of speaking is different. I have replicated human vocal chords due to their simplicity so that I may communicate.
>>674943376
Yo. It took you forever to get here. Come pick me up. It's been too long since I've partied with my "Alien" brethren.
>>674943376
Stop blending in and go back to your own planet space-muslim-terrorist.
>>674953527
Can you elaborate? Does it repeat itself? Like a year is happening over and over.
I think humans should be able to understand this to some extent...
>>674953527
Do you have predicate logic? If so, can you show some symbols?
>>674943376
Why do you think our governments hide you from us?
>>674954078
It is not represented in large units as yours. We have a higher intelligence and greater memory. We measure in many counts of a smaller unit that is efficient for how long an event is to take place. It is approximately .4285 the length of an Earth "minute". This is merely an estimate, and only based off of my personal experience, I have no way of knowing for certain.
>>674954551
They dislike things they are not in control of. If you were all to know, it would be a mad scramble to discover my identity.
>>674954707
Did your species act in a similar manner to humans when it was as old as we are now?
And how long is the average life expectancy of your species?
>>674948297
Classic /b/, always original responses and never reusing old meme
>>674954381
Perhaps I can recreate the physical appearance of the figure
>>674955484
yes please!
>>674949609
Good questions, I want to know too
>>674943376
timestamp or it didnt happen
>>674956429
I will answer if I have time. It will require extra attention, please be patient.
>>674943376
A black guy?
>>674956931
>Googling dark matter
>Googling quantum entanglement
"please be patient"
>>674954911
Another good question
>>674956931
So those are hard questions for you guys too?
>>674949609
Query 1: Possible. We do not know for certain. We also have observed these rifts and tears in time and space.
Query 2: Dark matter has no need of existing. I implore you to learn more of gravity, and that goes for the entire human race. You have not studied it enough yet.
Query 3: Again, I am not a part of the higher-intelligence. I would have to convene with them on this.
Query 4: Unknown, no way of contacting deceased humans.
>>674957929
What happens when you die?
>>674948703
What are you waiting for exactly?
Show a pic of yourself alien?
Also, do you have a keyboard with your language/letters as the keys?
What color are you
>>674943376
OP is a penis licking, cum guzzling K-PAX wannabe
>>674958243
Our consciousness is uploaded to the compact consciousness cache. It is unknown if the consciousness is merely imitating the living one or if it is actually the person living on mentally.
OP, if you are as you say, your technology would be advanced enough to trace this reply and find my real name. Please post it.
>>674958316
Unknown to me. Most likely a set event by the higher-intellects
>>674958998
Answer this spacefaggot
>>674958337
I would look as a human. I told you before. You would be unable to distinguish me apart from yourselves.
>>674958840
Can you confirm that we are not in a similar cache right now?
>>674958998
Answer this one
>>674959305
Well this is fake
>>674958530
In my natural form on my home planet, I am yellow to your eyes.
>>674959383
I cannot
>>674959486
Do you look similar to hominids?
>>674959486
So could you be in your original form right now?
>>674958998
My mission is not to make you believe. It is to gather information and see how you respond to said information.
Do you have a picture of you from your home planet?
>>674959597
Do you know the current accepted opinion on this among your people? Do they think it's likely or unlikely?
>>674959777
What made you attracted to /b/ exactly?
Are you capable of being a faggot?
>>674959926
It is a widespread belief that we will simply die, and our matter eventually transformed into another being. Perhaps the higher-intellects know more than they wish to release. After all, they are not the same race as us.
>>674959597
Are you saying that if we (humans) are in a similar cache, then you (your people, planet etc) are in the same cache as us?
>>674959984
How simple it is to communicate, requiring no information, and the curiosity of the users, who were not as quick to drive me away as the other boards on this website.
>>674943376
what does dick taste like?
is it just like if I licked the back of my hand? or does it have its own flavor?
>>674960307
Yes, and if not, we would be in connected caches. Which might be why we exist in different forms and on a different planet.
>>674959825
Our memories are strong enough to recognize our home at any point we wished. We have no pictures.
there could be an inbreed between our species?
can i fuck your mom?
>>674960571
Perhaps the higher intellectuals are outside of the cache, controlling your people, can you physically see them? It almost sounds like you belong to a slave class
>>674961068
fucking topkek, OP is an alien nigger
>Slave Weeaboo Alien 2016
Never forghetti
>>674961068
We are a slave class. In addition to being a different race, they are not of this world. They conquered so long ago that the story of the beginning of their rule is long forgotten. We cannot see them, but we feel their presence.
>>674961333
>>674961473
Trips and the space monkey got colonized too
this is too good
>>674961473
You feel their presence?
Do they buttfuck you, OP?
>>674943376
There should be 2 orange fish (molly) in my tank but I can only see one. Should I get up and look for the other among the plants and stuff?
My cat is cozy on my lap, so that I'm not sure i want to get up.
Please please help me. I don't know what to do.
>>674961473
I'm sorry OP, maybe your people and humans can hook up to tell the higher intellectuals to fuck off, because if they made you guys slaves, then they'll definitely make us slaves.
Sounds like they're waiting for us to be useful to them
How do you know the higher intellectuals exist if you can't see them? And since your race communicates telepathically how do you know its not another space nigger fucking with you?
TL;DR are you a space retard that the other aliens pick on?
>>674962026
Sometimes they swim up into the filter. Make sure he's not stuck in that.
Can you prove your existance to me? And how will i know if you have?
>>674962107
It is hard not to feel their presence. Our minds pick up on their mental frequencies. Enough to receive orders. We cannot disobey. It is unknown why, we simply do not have the ability to disobey. Perhaps you are correct. We might be drastically inferior to other races.
>>674962107
Pay attention, they're outside of the death cache controlling the dead people. We're dead too.
>>674962527
I think you misunderstood. I see your recollation of yoyr race as if you are being pranked by your own race because youre a fucking imbecile. Now theyve sent you to another planet just to fuck with you
>>674962484
I shall return March 27, around 7:30. Perhaps I can give more information then. This thread might be discontinued shortly.
>>674943376
>"I'm a tumblr retard and think I'm special, please kill me and my faggotness"
>>674962904
In what part of the world will it be 7:30? Time zones and shit. We need to do the math
>>674962860
This is a possibility. I know a creature of another planet that we are allied with, and I will discover as much as possible between now and March 27
>>674963189
I currently exist in Central Time Zone. I'm sure you can figure when it will occur for you.
>>674963302
I wish I knew some friendly aliens
>>674963441
In the US?
>>674963630
Correct
>>674962904
Wait! Can you sketch out what your body looks like? I implore you
>>674962377
I got up and have searched everywhere visable and even put some food in. No sign of that fish. They all come out at feeding..
I fear he passed and has been eaten by the shrimp and tetras. No way to jump out..
This is a sad day.
Could you post a picture of your living quarters?
Enough with the anal probes already. What do you possibly expect to learn from them? Or is it a pleasure pursuit?
>>674943376
>>674943376
Fuck off space nigger
>>674963802
I feel sorry for your people OP, it sounds like you're getting cucked. They should let you have your freedoms and shit. There can't be any good intentions in controlling other people's thoughts. Perhaps we are in a simulation and your people can sense the simulators? Maybe we are controlled by the same simulators, but haven't evolved enough to develop the ability to sense them?
>>674948297
originality
>>674964006
rip fishy
he is no longer a part of the simulation
>>674965134
Goddamn OP has a giant alien dick
More proof his people are the niggers of aliens
>>674965134
We are approximately 2.37 meters tall
>>674965134
moar!!
>>674965582
Those slits are used for consuming energy-rich materials and oxygen.
>>674943376
Hi my names op
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