Alright, faggots. We're going on an adventure.
You have to get over the Trump wall so that your pregnant wife can have her baby in the land of the free. Around you, you find:
-Some cacti
-A sign pointing you to the nearest town
-A vulture
-A guard on the wall who will shoot you if you try to climb or tunnel.
Dubs decides what you do.
RULES:
-Only the first dubs after each picture will be counted.
-Quads will always be counted.
-You only control the character. For instance, "Summon Cthulhu" is fine, but "Cthulhu appears and destroys everyone" is not.
-"Kill yourself" gets will always be unsuccessful.
climb wall
Throw cactus at guard
>>674940832
rr rr
>>674940874
rr rr rr
>>674940971
rr rr rr rr
>>674941009
π π π π π
>>674940792
You break off a piece of a cactus and attempt to throw it at the guard. The needles are embedded in your hand. You start bleeding.
Dubs decides what you do next.
Stick the cactus up your ass and shower in the guard's puke as he vomits of disgust
>>674941071
Punch wife with cactus knuckles
run off to the next town to find some other people to help
>>674941098
rollo
>>674941098
rello rallo
>>674941172
roll
>>67494107
try to get the vulture with your cactus
>>674941071
that wasnt dubs you fag
>>674941265
πππ
>>674941098
roll that nigga again
>>674941311
winrar
>>674941281
OP here. Just getting the thread going. Dubs only from now on.
Ignore this post if dubs.
>>674941071
use the cactus as a spike to climb the wall and once on top use it to punch the guard
>>674941311
You run to the nearby town. You see one building which is on fire, and another building with a drug deal going on behind it.
Dubs decides what you do.
>>674941071
Hit the bird with the cactus so it gets stuck onto it and flies you over the wall
>>674941071
eat the cactus and gain cactus super powers.
Buy some drugs and give them to your wife
>>674941630
seal the wound in the fire
>>674941630
Speak to the house
>>674941744
Win
>>674941744
You stick your hand near enough to the smelly fire to seal your wound. You see something moving through the window.
Dubs decides what happens next.
>>674940450
Man punches tree with fist, "huh" he thinks to himself. "minecraft actually works". He then tells his 2/10 wife. Punches tree down to get all the logs and saplings
>>674941804
roll
>>674942140
Nigga there's no tree.
Buy drugs, do drugs, and punch wife if dubs.
>>674942076
El chupa cabra comes out of the house and eats your hand.
>>674942276
OP here. Read rules.
>>674942272
Shit I see that, things moved way faster then I expected.
>>674942140
autism is tolerant
>>674942076
call my wife a nigger and give her a foot-abortion
>>674942436
roll
eat some fire
Run into the house that isn't on fire.
>>674942337
Eating your hand is not the same as killing everyone, but it wasn't a win anyways.
Also if dubs, eat the cactus
>>674942518
rrre
>>674942076
Look through the window
>>674942548
reeeeeeeeeee
>>674942076
Try to find and sell drugs to strangers to earn some money
>>674942076
steal that one guy's beard
>>674942583
Check em
>>674942530
roll
>>674942536
>"Summon Cthulhu" is fine, but "Cthulhu appears and destroys everyone" is not.
Same with your post.
>>674942619
( ͡°u°)
summon a demon
>>674942682
fucking check em
>>674942758
holy shit
Buy drugs and do them with your wife in the flaming house.
>>674940450
Suck everyone's dick in the mexican cartel so they will attack the border for me.
>>674942659
So it's two things in one post?
or just agressive posts?
Make it more clear.
Find phone outside house, one number on it. Call number. Surprised is the romans. Get legion to come kill drug guys. Steal drugs after the Roman legion leaves
>>674942794
pls god
>>674942801
rer er
>>674942436
roll
>>674942076
Take a quick break and put your little Mexican dick in your wife.
>>674942839
meme
Grow wings and fly away
Try to tape drug dealers and force them to do their own drugs
Go back to the wall
>>674942967
RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Find a gun
Jesus fuck where are the dubs.
Eat sand.
>>674942836
Roll
>>674943003
rerer
>>674942076
Cut dick off and throw it through the window
Ask the drug dealer for an abortion
>>674943062
rereeeeas
Sell your wife for drugs
>>674943112
rerrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>674943173
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Stare at drug dealers and masutbate
>>674943119
reroll
Stab wife and pull baby out of womb.
>>674942076
Fuck wife again
>>674942836
Fuck the foot job.
>>674943211
WINNER HOLY FUCK
well first of all notice that your wife is no longer pregnant, kill her for being a demonspawn and then fashion her bones into a shovel to dig a tunnel from the town, to the promised land of the free
Go to drug deal and ask if they have some C4 and a camouflage suit ADDING THIS BIT IN CAPS FOR ATTENTION LLLOKSKKSSKSLSLSLSLLLSLLLSLSSLSLLL
>>674943222
WINNER
>>674943211
Winner
>>674943211
>>674943222
damn, you've made him creepy as fuck
>>674943070
Reroll
Tell the drug dealers they can fuck your wife if they can get you across the border
see that its michael jackson with a missing hand fetish, run back to wall with wife, throw her stomach first on cactus, curbstomp that bitch, and commit suicide
>>674943211
You sneak up to the non-flaming building and begin masturbating while looking at this drug deal. You hear loud noises coming from inside the flaming house.
Dubs decides what you do next.
>>674943522
cum into the house
>>674943522
Yell for the faggots in the burning building to fuck off, then stuck a cactus up your ass
>>674943522
you got dubs, and its clear you want us to check out this flaming house, so why dont we just go check out the house right now hm?
>>674943567
reroll
Jizz all over flaming house to put out the fire. Femnazi inside comes running out accusing you of flame rape
Run into the burning house.
Use cactus hand to assault dealers and force feed wife drugs
Cum on drugs and ruin deal
>>674943522
sit on the cactus while masturbating
you stick your boner into the flaming building, whilst there is coming a truck of slaves
>>674943695
This
>>674943791
reroll
>>674943695
roll
>>674943695
roll
>>674943728
Rolling for this
>>674943522
trade your shitty brown wife for the drugs and use them to become immune to fire so you can go inside the building
>>674943791
Rememe
>>674943522
Morph into the Green Ranger.
>>674944011
Ouch
>>674943695
roll, must get dubs
>>674944011
Fuck i meant to reroll on cum on drugs
>>674944011
winrar
>>674943522
re-open the wound
>>674943522
Jizz through window of flaming house at whatever was moving in there. Set pubes on fire in process.
Pls dont sit on cactus
>>674943522
Finish mausterbating and walk into non burning house
She cheated on me for the past few years. Her name is Javiela. She is a slut. She liked getting in the ass while her friend was watching. Argh I am so pissed. Today I will be releasing all her videos (Including ass fuck) https://www.dropbox.com/s/m08exr1fgdz1dgx/RELEASE.zip?dl=1 Will be removed in a few mintues. Enjoy /b/ 1
>>674944352
But you and Javiela were so good together :(
>>674944011
You sit on the cactus for some prostate stimulation. The drug deal finishes, and the drug dealer seems intrigued by what he is seeing. He comes over with a big bag of drugs to help you stroke your throbbing cock. Your wife returns to the Trump wall angry. You hear loud squawking sounds from the flaming building.
Dubs decides what you do next.
Apply for legal immigration into the us
>>674943695
Roll for this
>>674944620
you really want us to explore the fire house. Explroe firehouse, while jacking off.
>>674944625
All this
>>674944755
Winrar
>>674944620
Perfectly cum into dealers eye so you wipe it off with your tongue
>>674944620>>674944244
See dubs
Give wife c-section. Throw baby over wall.
>>674944755
fuckin kek
>>674944755
use cum to extinguish fire.
>>674944917
make wife give early birth to child on us territory so the baby becomes a citizen.
>>674944755
Your run into the flaming house. There is a cockfight going on inside. The gamblers are unfazed by the fire. There is lots of money on the ground, and two roosters.
Dubs decides.
>>674945443
Grab rooster, climb house, and use it to fly over the trump wall.
>>674945577
Winrar
>>674945577
oh shit double trouble
double trouble
Grab a roster and fuck it's brains out. Since jacking off isn't working. Have the other roster fuck your ass
Use your bankai and create nuclear explosion
ask for meth
>>674945577
Holy shit. You use the rooster to fly off of the roof of the flaming building cucco-style.
Still fully erect, you are headed directly towards the Trump guard. He tells you to halt or else he will shoot.
Dubs decides.
>>674945754
Roll for this
Keep masturbating and start screaming
>>674946151
shoot cum onto his face to distract him
>>674946151
keep going full speed and use your cock as a javelin to kill the guard
>>674946151
Norpg into the White Ranger and kick his ass.
Take a shit, throw it at the guard. (Remember this?)
>>674946270
reroll
>>674946306
rer
rape the guard
>>674946270
rolling for this
>>674946151
Piss on the guard
Masturbate
>>674946151
throw the rooster at the guard and dive dick first into your wifes mouth
>>674946359
rerr
>>674946342
Reroll
>>674946362
roll
>>674946188
He was so close. You stopped him.
>>674946341
*Morph
Also, roll.
>>674946388
Win
>>674946151
Cum into the guards eye so he cant aim
>>674946388
Windows.rar
>>674946436
Just saved his life is more like it
>>674946461
False
>>674946188
Win
>>674946188
You fuck the rooster while holding onto the top of the Trump wall. The guard is ready to shoot if you make a move. Your wife starts crying because she is unsatisfied with the situation.
Dubs decides.
>>674946270
Reroll
>>674946673
Shit on your wife
Keep fucking the rooster
>>674946673
Make chicken bite guards dick off
>>674946673
CUM IN HIS EYE
Land on wife and shit on her body
>>674946673
Morph into the Red Ranger and kick his ass.
>>674946673
throw shit at the guard
>>674946673
Use wife tears as lube, then slap the bitch and tell her to shut up if she isn't going to help
>>674946768
Roll for this. While continuing to fuck the rooster
>>674946888
trips
>>674946768
Reroll
>>674946888
win
Masturbate
Guess we turn into red ranger
>>674947166
yes we do
The guard shoots but the rooster takes the hit and you use your throbbing erection to beat the guard up.
>>674946673
cum so hard it shoots out the crows mouth
>>674946673
Make the guard cuck you.
>>674947166
>>674946888
Twice confirmed
>>674946270
rollin
>>674946888
You power the fuck up and kick the shit out of the Trump guard. He drops the gun onto the mexican side of the border.
Dubs decides what you do next.
>>674947367
Abort wife by punching her stomach
Jerk off
>>674947367
your wife shoots you in the dick for fucking the rooster
>>674947367
take the gun and shoot your wife
>>674947367
>>674947367
leave wife for american poon
Have sex with the guard
Take out massive cock and go coocoo for coco puffs
>>674947367
Punch crying wife and then fuck her ass using her tears as lubricant.
>>674947367
tell wife to go fly bird on the left
>>674947367
have sex with the dead guard
Start masturbating again
>>674947561
Reroll
>>674947367
shoot your wife and enter the us
>>674947562
roll
Convince wife to shoot herself in the womb
>>674947618
Roll
>>674947580
rioll
>>674947367
taste the rainbow
Piss on your wife
>>674947367
Jump, penis first onto guard.
>>674947367
Leave wife and gun and get to freedom
Make love with woody harrelson
Shoot whore wife in stomach and fuck bullet hole
Use your penis to bring your wife to the top of the tower by using it as a rope
>>674947367
Use gun to go back and steal droogs
>>674947726
Reroll
>>674947700
Win.rar
Poop
>>674947700
>>674947784
roll
>>674947794
Memerolll
/thread
>>674947367
merge with the other rangers to make the giant robot and declare war on US
>>674947959
rolling
>>674947959
It's called a megazord you inbred
>>674947959
this
>>674947700
You make a very rational argument to your wife in favour of shooting herself in the stomach multiple times. She does, and she unfortunately ( ;) ) dies in the process.
Dubs decides.
>>674947700
"come on baby if you love me you'd do this for me baby"
>>674947959
Tommy Oliver approves.
>>674948136
well silly me for not remembering the name seeing as the last time i watched it was like 10 years ago
>>674948225
Forgot to remove the falling gun. Please ignore that.
>>674947959
rollin for megazord
>>674948225
become a pro wrestler in the us with your power ranger powers
>>674948225
The Quantasaurus Rex comes and breaks the wall, and you control it.
Take your conveniently hidden Cthulhu and teleport to Japan to grab tentacle army
Paint vulture white. Put baby sling on vulture with a bomb in it. Throw a dead rabbit just over the wall as you wife distracts the guard.
Point to the now flying vulture and shout, "Hey Gringo! That Mexican stork is sneaking that anchor baby over your wall. When the Guard full body tackles the vulture at the top of the wall remote trigger the bomb.
Guard gone.
Wall breached.
Vulture gone.
Explosion makes wife's water break.
New Trumpmerican is born on the right side of the wall.
>>674948399
winrar
>>674948225
Vulture flies off of sign and eats your unborn son. Then, it fucks your dead wife.
Spot the bird on the sign. Ninja kick it in the head and start using it to jerking off
>>674948225
Kill Trump and become president of the United States
>>674948399
Win.rar (By the way OP, couldn't be happier with how my own win turned out. Thxm88888)
>>674948225
realize that this whole time the trump wall was actually just a trump post. walk around the trump post
>>674948399
What will his name be though
Pokemon mode Mega evolve into Neckbreadorosaurus
>>674948645
poonsmasher420
>>674948645
rolling for el power ranger
>>674948399
You train hard, and adopt the pseudonym "The Taco Loco." You become an extremely popular wrestler.
Dubs decides how this story ends.
>>674940450
Just a daily friendly reminder, no ones born gay, youre mentally handicapped, its called darwinism
>>674948958
suicide
>>674948958
Chicken AIDS and dies
>>674948958
Enslave all the niggers
>>674948958
You take a massive horse cock to the ass and die from internal bleeding
>>674948958
You Taco Loco smash trump
You shit inside your own mouth and accidentally break off your dick in the process.
>>674948958
ayy lmaos probe your ass to the moon and you die a happy faggot
Wrestle donald trump
>>674948958
Kill yourself.
>>674948958
The MEGAZORD walks into the sunset.
>>674949195
WWWWWWDS
>>674949193
REROLL
Taco Loco fights Trump on WWE in is debut. He cums in his eye then walks away saying "For Cthulhu!"
>>674949161
Rolling' on a river.
>>674949211
Winrar
>>674948958
You become a demon who rules over all of the world (think like berserk)
>>674948958
masturbate to death
>>674949211
Perfect ending.
Make a sextape with best friends wife and sue the person who uploaded it for 114 million dollars
>>674948958
Kill trump, become president taco loco
Billy mays becomes your dad and gives you the love you never received from your biological father
>>674949211
WINRAR
>>674949211
prefect
I fucking love 4chan at times
>>674949211
This
Lets create a new story OP
>>674949567
*Fucking love /b/ sometimes
there are some good boards
MAKE A POWER RANGERS STORY NEXT
