How many McDonald's cheeseburgers can you eat in a row? My record is 17. If you can't eat at least 10, kill yourself.
20. Who's McLoving now?
>>674939620
I regularly eat 15-20 mcdoubles and a large fry. I'm 6' and 190. come at me fuck face
If you eat more then ten i'm pretty sure you got that whole dying thing covered
>>674939740
>>674939620
You guys are the reasong every country wants to nuke us.
why's mcdonalds keep advertising on 4skin?
21. Who's McFucked now?
>>674939620
Hope you die on a heart attack. Keep up the cliche bro.
i can only do 6 of the Burger King cheeseburgers but im pretty sure they are twice as big as mc donalds so its basically like im eating 14
>>674939620
Idk bro, but I can finish 1 large pizza by myself.
and I'm a midget 130 pounds chink so come at me faggot
>>674939902
Yea, but the point they fail to realize is that we don't give a fuck what they think.
>>674939620
I did 24 and I passed out. I was high on dabs.
>>674939620
im like a bottomless pit
>skinny as fuck
Could eat 90 easy if i wanted to
fuck off I can eat ten solid buckets of Popeyes FAMOUS Louisiana CHICKEN
>>674940071
Dtfo hahaha, sounds about right homie
don't know mcdonalds cheeseburgers are gross
0
2
>>674939888
Them trips though
>checked
But yeah, its not the fat, its the artery clogging. You cab have heart issues when you arent a fucking beef goblin
>>674939620
go eat your cheeseburgers randy and FUCK OFF
>>674939620
>Hey. Can I get 2 McDoubles with just cheese and pickles, a large fry, and a medium Hi-C?
>Ok. I got a large fry, 2 McDoubles with pickles and cheese, and a medium Hi-C. Will that complete your order?
>Yes.
>Alright, $6.62 is your total. Please pull around to the first window.
>Thank you.
>My pleasure.
I need to get my life straight.
i can eat a crave case and im only 250 lbs.
>>674939620
I dont eat shit lik that you americunt subhuman piece of shit
>>674940047
wow. are you working there as well?
>>674939892
Came here for this
I could probably down 4 sober & 6 if I'm super stoned
>>674939620
Fat neckbeard detected.
probably 4 buy only if i'm really hungry
Zero. Never want that garbage in my body again.
>>674939620
You may have,the force with you?
>>674939620
I didn't poison myself even once with McDonalds or any simmilar fast-food brand in my entire life
>>674939620
>And the award for most American post of the year goes to...
Bragging about being a fatfuck
>>674939620
2, eating more would make me feel like nasty pig.
>>674939620
I could eat like 4 but i 5 of them would make me want to kill myself, even though I can do that with 0 cheeseburgers.
>>674939620
inferior cheezeburgers, rather have lamb/beef chili kebab any day
>>674939620
I ate 8 (heh) once. My stomach hated me for days and I felt like shit for a long time after. The usual feeling I get after eating food from American fast food chains, only worse by tenfold.
If you do eat more than 10 in a row, kill yourself. Oh wait, you already are.
>inb4 I weigh only 69 pounds
I really don't care how "skinny" you are. That processed meat is going to put you into cardiac arrest eventually.
Skinny =/= Healthy
>>674945375
Gonna get me bab with,garlic cum.
>>674940136
Cool story LaQueshia
>>674945375
That's my nuggkka
>0 im gonna become an hero
>>674946083
Morleys???
>>674939620
thats fucking awesome, i thought my 6 was good.
>damn op you ight
She cheated on me for the past few years. Her name is Javiela. She is a slut. She liked getting in the ass while her friend was watching. Argh I am so pissed. Today I will be releasing all her videos (Including ass fuck) https://www.dropbox.com/s/m08exr1fgdz1dgx/RELEASE.zip?dl=1 Will be removed in a few mintues. Enjoy /b/ 20
>>674946659
6and a bit of sick.
>>674946712
how many cheeseburgers could she eat?
>>674946712
>https://www.dropbox.com/s/m08exr1fgdz1dgx/RELEASE.zip?dl=1
Cant get the flv's to play...
>>674947345
RUN A VIRUS SCAN
I've eaten an entire 16" pizza with extra cheese and double pepperoni with each slice topped with a wendys double bacon cheeseburger in one sitting. Burgers on their own, i don't know, but I'd guess 20+
>>674939892
>HUUURRR DUUURR, IF YOURE FAT YOU ARE UNHEALTHY
ever heard of the aquatic ape theory?
humans evolved on beaches and use fat as blubber to keep themselves warm in water like whales
That one time I managed to eat 1776 burgers.
>>674947345
I can eat them in one bite... 20 of them
>>674939620
sry i dont want to kill myself i dont eat that shit
I would dare eat a single one of this piece of shit "burger".
>>674947810
well memed friend
>>674947128
>>674947480
I dont have the nessacary software to run a virus scan but i can tell you it wont play on either GOM or VLC so it has to be bs...
>>674947810
>aquatic ape theory
Niggers can't swim. Pseudoscience confirmed.
>>674947644
No way!
>>674942347
I don't get it, but is McShit really that cheap in the US?
>>674940064
and that we can take those scrubs on any day
>>674948128
Popping out now!
superior aussie burger with the lot
>>674948229
>I dont have the necessary software to run a virus scan
>>674948229
change your passwords on everything, but do it on a different device. you're probably fucked already.
>>674939620
If i eat more than 6 then i puke
>>674948460
i was like 5 pre-caffeine removal four lokos deep at that point...when you're that drunk and jacked up you can eat anything.
>>674947810
>>HUUURRR DUUURR, IF YOURE FAT YOU ARE UNHEALTHY
Yes, kill yourself.
Btw, I never ate a MC cheeseburger in my entire life since I dont eat trash. (inb4 "other fastfood chain" is my favorite)
>>674947345
>>674948229
Hownew.ru
>>674948229
congratulations!
Youre now part of a botnet.
>>674948654
Is that a fucking egg?
>>674945375
>>674948128
Where the hell are those from? I need them.
>>674949058
You can make one.... you know?
>>674949025
Ya, try it some time, its actually fucking fantastic on a burger.
>>674949058
go to a greek restaurant sometime
>>674948794
Wow,now i believe!
>>674949220
Seems like a weird combo but fuck it I'll give it a shot next time I make a burger I guess.
Fucking aussies.
>>674949148
lol, make them. Who do you think I am, Gordon Ramsay?
>>674949058
try turkey.
Either its mexican and a burrito or something or it's turkish and a dürüm.
>If you can't eat at least 10, kill yourself.
But you're literally killing yourself while actually doing the thing you failed to do which would then cause you to kill yourself? Is that a paradox?
>>674949025
Over easy egg on a burger is phenomenal.
>>674949333
greek =/= kebab
Its gyros in greek and those are clearly not gyros.
>>674949534
eating 10 burgers isn't going to kill you or adversely effect your health unless you do it like every day for years
>>674948650
>>674939620
742 is my MAX. But I had diarrhea afterwards.
>>674949454
You dont have to be a master fucking chef to grill some meat and stick it in a fucking bread pocket you daft cunt, how helpless are you?
the world record is 3 you liars
So is McDonalds viraling /b/?
Why do I keep seeing this shit?
>>674949665
Im not the one youre refering too but it is also just plainly retarded to eat 10 burgers.
No human should have the hunger to eat 10 burgers. Those who eat this regular should be executed for wasting precious resources.
But well, it's murrica what do I even expect?
>>674949849
Kobayashi recently beat that record by eating 3 and a half
>>674949927
It already has an anime. Its expanding into the NEET sphere
>>674949927
viral ad campaign, excpet they dont know viral means other people do it because it's interesting and instead think that means they post it over and over and over with the help of slave waged indians flooding the website.
>>674949712
You drive me crazy"you sexy beast"
>>674939620
Before ED treatment 15-20. After ED treatment 2 and once I tried 3 but I had to stop halfway through. I felt full.
>>674939620
The cheap ones for $1? 'cause everyone should be able to manage 10 of those, they are pretty small. I'm not saying it would be enjoyable, but easily doable.
>>674950277
What the hell does ED treatment have to do with anything?
Why the fuck do so many of you know the absolute maximum amount of burgers you're physically able to consume? And why is it more than fuckin 10??
>>674939620
eat a real burger faggot that shit is mainly bread
>>674948508
It's the fact that he gets the same order so much he has it memorized. Also $6.62 seems pretty pricey for just one meal, how much does it cost where you live?
>>674950614
Found the vegan
ye
>>674950430
I could eat way more when I had an eating disorder.
>>>/pol/ will help you stop eating like an amerifat
>>674944998
I assume you hate alcohol as well, since it literally is a poison.
>>674950751
found the murrican
If he was vegan than he wouldnt even give you such a high number as 10.
>>674950751
You dont have to be a vegan to not FUCKING GORGE YOURSELF ON 10+ HAMBURGERS you fucking hamplanet.
>>674950906
not that guy but alcohol is one of my least favourite drugs
>>674945375
>comparing two very different foods
>with vastly different prices
Are you retarded?
>>674949148
Do you know how hard it is to get lamb in the US at a reasonable price?
>>674939620
>>674946712
>dl=1
>>674939888
Maybe not fat but I bet you're flabby as fuck
Also good luck when you can't feel your left arm
>>674950859
>ED
>eating disorder
Outside of fat social circles, it typically stands for "erectile disfunction", you fuckin idiot.
>>674949786
Kek
>>674950735
Not him but a Big Tasty costs like 10 dollars in Germany if you convert the price from Euro.
Royal TS around 8 dollars
>>674939620
Fuck this thread.
>>674950205
Fuck! I'm getting hungry remembering eating kebabs after a night out
>>674950951
Jesus calm down bitch, I should've given you a trigger warning
i can eat 6 fuck u op
>>674947810
Then go back to the sea fuckface, we no longer need blubber because of evolution.
>Theory
Come at me now !
Yesterday I have eaten one great fucking CHOUCROUTE by myself.
And im still shitting it piece by piece since this morning.
>>674939620
If you can eat 10, you already are killing yourself
>>674949058
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gyro_(food)
They are sold everywhere, just don't pronounce it like an idiot (the right way is "(h)year-oh).
>>674949641
Can confirm. Was a gyro cook for a year
You're thinking souvlakia
It's just a greek kebab
I just ate a buttermilk chicken sandwich, big mac 10 piece mcnuggets, medium fry and drink
>>674939888
No... you don't
>>674950614
Why not? Do you never try new things? It's not a weekly endeavor, I Just tried once. Holy fuck live a little.
>>674951307
Enjoyed Pulp Fiction m8 ?
>>674951307
Well the "dollar" and "value" menu items are priced cheaply here, but they have higher cost ones as well. Not that high though, $5-6 for the good stuff. Unless you live in Hawaii or Alaska.
>>674949058
The food's name is Kebab. It's an old Turkish meal but you can find it in Greek, Croatian and Bosnian restaurants as well.
>>674951208
This, holy fuck.
>>674951345
Chilli salad,you know that.
>>674949220
Egg on a burger is pretty fucking nice. Obvoiusly it needs to be runny, it acts like an additional sauce.
>>674951823
It's just that a lot of people are weighing in on this with numbers that I can't even fathom consuming. Anything more than 5 is absurd -- anything more than 10, and you're a disgusting human
>>674950986
I would like it if not for the taste and after effects. Or the fact that I can't remember shit I did when drunk.
>>674951208
A hundred times this.
>>674952265
I dont get how people eat eggs.
You're basically eating chicken periods.
>>674947345
Delete system 32.
>>674940047
>twice as big
6x2=14
Kill yourself now you can't even do 1st grade math
>>674950277
>>674950430
>>674950859
>>674951208
This exchange is priceless
Murrica
>>674952726
doesn't it mean
Emergency Drainage?
>>674952320
You know the cheap ones in question are small as fuck right? If you can eat two slices of pizza you can eat 3-4 of those cheeseburgers. Most people can (but not happily) eat a large pizza.
>>674939620
10 is maxium.. almost puked
>>674952493
You don't know much about many different things, do you?
>>674951113
Didn't know that. Don't you produce it or is it just not very popular?
>>674941998
>>674952988
That's true, and I probably COULD eat more than 5, but there is no fucking way I could consume more than 10 McDonald's cheeseburgers without puking
>>674952265
>>674953106
>chicken egg is an unfertilized egg expelled from chickens body
>period is an unfertilized egg expelled from grills body
Explain how I'm wrong?
i saw a supr obese bitch order and eat like 10 mcdoubles and 3 bigmacs and icecream on youtube
>>674953195
Because its "lamb" I.E. baby sheep people freak the fuck out. Almost no major chains sell it for fear or pissing people off, and the few local places that do do so at an insanely high price (usually has to be imported due to the lack of a real market here in the US). Even if you go to restaurants 9/10 it will be made with beef rather than lamb. Its BS too.
>>674953376
Fucking 10??????????.
>>674939620
21 but the taste got to me rather then actually feeling full
>>674953376
Due to quantity or content? If both, which is the greater cause?
>>674953642
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!
>>674953451
Spot on mate.
>>674953458
Because an unfertilized egg is a product of a period, not the period itself. That and human and avian eggs are quite different, despite serving the same purpose.
>>674953837
Kekked.
holy fucking shit
i can barely fucking eat one burger
nevermind fucking 10 you whales
>>674953660
I actually love McDonald's cheeseburgers from time to time... so mainly it would be consuming over 3000 calories in one sitting
>>674939620
kys
>>674953880
>>674953886
Hence the word basically.
Meaning "I'm aware it's not the exact same but it might as well be"
This is why you have no friends by the way, you dont understand how human communicate with one another.
After 4 I just feel like killing myself
>>674954142
I can eat 14 on one go, but I feel full after 2 and splitting a large fry with my wife. I guess you just have a smaller/more sensitive stomach then many people here. Not that it's a bad thing.
>>674954641
You should go eat 5, and then stream it
>>674939620
ITT: pic related
>>674954457
The connotations are far too different for the word "basically" to be accurately used.
>>674954808
>feel full after 2
>occasionally eat 14
I can only imagine how fucking fat you are
>>674954976
Go eat a cock you wannabe intelligent faggot.
>>674954831
This.
>>674953531
That's a shame, i would have thought it was popular over there.
I'm sure i read somewhere that pigs are usually killed younger than lamb. Could be wrong though.
I suppose veal is off the menu then?
>>674953451
more like
auty burgers
only eaten mcdonalds like 3 times in my life like 10 years ago and i didnt count.
And i would say that if you CAN eat more than 10 you should kill yourself, unless you are a competitive eater.
>>674939620
>ITT Americans
>>674955105
>occasionally
Yeah, as in once every few years to see if I can. How shitty is your life?
>>674949641
>>674939620
Don't know, more of a spicy mcchicken fan. 13-15 is normally where I stop.
>>674939620
Any disgusting fuck who eats at McDonalds should kill themselves...right away, faster than they already are.
>>674955116
So you are saying that if you told someone you had a hamburger with a chicken period on it most people would imagine a hamburger that some hen squirt blood all over? Really? Or that when you say "Thanks to my GFs period, I had to brush my teeth for an hour" people think about the fucking egg?
>>674955513
Oh, also 6ft 2in, 165 lbs
>>674955368
>how shitty is your life?
I've spent the last 30 minutes posting about McDonald's burgers on fucking 4chan... what do you think?
>>674955105
Amatur comback to an amatur insult time
Who would want something that reeks of your shit?
>>674939620
pfft faggot I could go throught 50 easy if I had a blunt only god knows how many on a beer filled rampage. My record is 65 when they were 39c a piece back in like 2005. Best friend went to the hospital because he ate 80 something and had angina.
>>674955142
>I suppose veal is off the menu then?
Fucking yep. All this within the last few decades. It was popular (since it still is in England afaik) but a bunch of faggots ruined it. Pigs aren't cute so it's ok to kill them young though.
>>674955865
I have no idea what you're talking about
>>674955811
...so it has been that long. Fair enough anon, fair enough.
>>674955671
>>674951621
I know what a fucking gyro is, but we don't have many restaurants here in the south that make them. And the ones that do are shitty. I've only had a handful of good ones while traveling, and those looked awesome, and I was hoping they were from a chain that we might actually have around here :-/ .
italian grinder master race
>>674939888
>>>674939620 (OP)
>I regularly eat 15-20 mcdoubles and a large fry. I'm 6' and 190. come at me fuck face
Bullshit. I'm 6 ft 280 and a fatfuck. I could maybe eat FOUR.
how in the fuck can you eat 20, are you Matt stonie or some shit ?
>>674939620
Nice hart attck ya fat fuck
>>674955888
Got any more lies for us, anon?
>>674939620
2. 4'5"ish. 85 lbs.
>>674956638
I can't imagine you're that fat at 280. My brother almost your exact height/weight, and while he's a big guy, he's not what most would consider FAT. Also, he bangs all the ladies, getting hit on all the time. He and I are nothing alike :-(
>>674956638
high activity = calories out
its completely plausible depending on his lifestyle
the plausibility of a 4chan user having that lifestyle well haha
>>674956304
I implied you are a homosexual. Not only that but every penis has an odor of your feces because you have anally had sexual intercouse with every one in existence.
>200+ replies
>inb4 ultramac
>>674956356
Man that looks good.
Am I the only one here that should kill themselves? I can only eat like half a mc double and one mc nugget before I'm full. two mc nuggets if I didn't eat anything the day before
>>674956522
I live in Fl. and we have a few places that make good ones. One chain that I sadly can't recall but just do a google search. If anything you are bound to find at least one Greek restaurant that makes a good one. That is if you are willing to pay $10-15 for it.
>>674955888
I'd call BS but you got trips so...
>>674957584
You have a serious problem anon.
>>674957074
>6 ft
>280
>not fat
Unless he looks like pic-related, he's a fat fuck
>>674957325
>>674957903
I weigh 35 pounds
>>674958002
...I was going to eat well today you faggot.
>>674939620
I can fit 8 Mcnuggets up my arse and most of a thicky Mcmint shakem.
>>674958162
And that problem is lying. Or you are an anorexic undergae midgit. If so, post pics.
>>674958238
Watch any of the "strap-on tryouts". Your feat is far from impressive.
>>674939620
I can't manage to choke down one of those piles of shit
>>674957425
Was ist das denn für ein Dreck, das ist doch kein Döner.
>>674956522
>>674939620
>implying you won't die from eating 10 mcstrokes in a row anyway
>>674958238
>>I can fit 8 Mcnuggets up my arse
Why did I laugh so hard at this.
sigh. fucking /b/
>>674939620
like 4-5
>>674959085
>>674958220
