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Rekt thread
Already knowen pls post ne things
>>674934980
monster
>>674934980
Wtf this is too much
>>674934980
Why
>>674934980
NOOOOOOO!!! What have you done
>>674934212
This guy's a fucking gangster
"I didnt get my Lick in"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl9y3SIPt7o
>>674934886 10/10 would fap again
>>674934980
MODS MODS MODS
IM GOING TO DO IT UNLESS AN ACTUAL HUMAN BEING TALKS TO ME
(402) 612-2940
>>674934980
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>674934980
What the fuck is wrong with you posting shit like that!?
>>674935208
Story ?
>>674935208
Why'd they kill him
>>674935315
fucking great father, thats what she gets for pirating
>>674935439
do a backflip
>>674935439
Do it faggot
>>674935312
Wat
>>674935315
good job on the father
>>674934980
>>674934980
Isn't this too much?
>>674935439
Do it
>>674935534
Killed by his own knife after assaulting women on the bus.
>>674935315
>tfw that father is probably in prison for teaching his daughter how to be a good girl
>>674934980
>>674934980
Oh god anon please stop this is too much
>>674935315
FUCKING HERO!
>>674935304
goddam
relaxed croco
>>674934467
Now nignogs are disguising themselves as whites?
>>674935315
What game did she download?
>>674935315
she wat
>>674936006
kek
>>674934212
Does anyone have that webm where idiots have some kind of a collision or whatever and stop in middle line and dude got crashed between two cars and in the same time car in third line crashes person who went out of the car? Super awesome double kill. Picture related,
>>674935736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW_7XBrDBAA
why do people like to watch other people get rekt?
Hot Chick gets fucked to death
>>674934607
speedbump, thus was her purpose in life
>>674934918
Dumb bitch texting
>>674936326
Because I'm interested in death to the point where it's unhealthy
Bitch gets a bigone from behind
>>674935315
sexy
>>674934886
is this murder, or fetish
This version is better
>>674936358
what?
>>674934918
>>674936696
Nice backflips
>>674936696
Team Rocket is blasting off again!
>>674935208
story?
>>674935736
Lmao that must be brutal
>>674936992
But she saved her child
>>674936696
bump
>>674936289
This is worth a kek surely?
Rekt(gone sexual)
>>674937311
>>674937311
sauce?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw7i43C9epo
My worst nightmare
>>674937576
Did he cash into the roof? I'm assuming he'd be alright after that
>>674935208
when humans attack
>>674935439
>(402) 612-2940
You live in Nebraska, Id kill myself if I lived there
>>674935795
fake and gay
>>674937765
the camera obviously was
>>674935312
i believe i can fly
>>674937972
Kek
nervegas x nigger
>>674935439
Saw you on another thread,faggot. An hero yourself.
>>674934641
>tfw this happened in your country
Kek'd hard
>>674938232
Nervegears
>>674938232
Story?
>>674938232
moe.larry.cheese
allahu akbar m8(gone wrong)
>>674938527
Topkek backblast is amazing
>>674938232
Nigger tries to steal a car and cop uses his psychoabilities to take him down
>>674935099
checked
>>674936592
would you say... deathly?
>>674938928
...Oh damn anon, thats too much
>>674938928
Get the fuck out of here
>>674935304
god's hand at its best
>>674935795
top fucking kek
>>674938928
Too soon
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little predator? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the police academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Sahara square, and I have over 300 confirmed parking violations. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the best meter maid in the entire ZPD forces. You are nothing to me but just another savage. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over zoogle? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Zootopia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, cub. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fricking dead, cub. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can maid your meters in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare paws. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the ZPD and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable bum off the face of the continent, you little poop. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit carrots all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, cub.
>>674934886
Man in black, what do you do?
Things that even the Devil wouldn't believe
wasted
>>674935312
haha gets me every god damn time!
>>674936006
aww why cut off when the fun begins?
>>674939169
Who needs handbrakes anyway?
>>674939307
ROFL fat fuck
>>674938421
he got tazed and the tazer set off some gas, maybe deoderant in his car
>>674936608
lol she stopped to let the guy on the bike go by and then gets slammed by the tractor from behind.
>>674936141
Diablo II
>>674939573
>deoderant
>>674934793
Gosh, now I'm sad that Spiderman never killed himself at MY birthday party.. Some kids have all the luck.
Barry?
>>674935208
Fare dodger
>>674938292
chilean fag?
Niggers gonna nig
>>674939756
Kek
>>674939606
and the fucker rides off
>>674937765
No, he died
>>674938182
fake
>>674936608
india - he didn't honk loud enough...
>>674939887
le wow
I can't believe he survived
>>674934467
YOU GOT DIET MOUNTAIN DEW!!? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GRANDMA THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOUR DIABETES
>>674938928
>>674934980
did they died?
>>674940605
Yea he ded
>>674940621
GET FUCKING REKT FAGGOT
tfw you have seen all the things that are posted in a rekt thread already
>>674936583
Hah, you're right! You can see the phone fly out of her hand. Looks like a Galaxy.
fuck you guys I was gonna go to bed but I cant pass up a good ole rekt thread.
This is the indian chick from the other post she survived
>>674939640
That's rekting like a stately gentleman
>>674934980
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>674940404
lucky one
>>674939191
tl;dr
>>674940404
damn lucky bastard. dude looks pretty handsome too for a 3rd worlder
>>674939640
old school
>>674934886
What is going on here why is it all so casual?
>>674935249
newfag
>>674937311
SAAAAAUSE
>>674940621
Disgusting
>>674936830
They're drawing blood and she faints. It's actually pretty common in people who are a little anemic. Losing blood can also hyperstimulate the vagus nerve which can cause the patient to puke for no reason.
/nurse
>>674934652
Learn english
>>674935304
Thats brutal, was that a mother walking her child?
Niggers gonna nignog
>>674934467
she was standing too close to him
>>674941313
Stupid fucking zebra man.. just let croc bro finish you off, you stupid faggot.
>>674935304
Kid is sofa king squished.
>>674934980
Story?
>>674935534
Exact change only, motherfucker.
>>674936491
also being fat
>>674934467
STOP BREATHING SO LOUD BITCH
>>674941369
that's....not rekt
Headbang
>>674936608
"karma" that s your fucking filename
>>674935795
Thats the best fucking thing I have ever seen, is that like a real fight?
>>674935315
An hero !
>>674939640
Hey, man, nice shot.
>>674936326
Because lifes a bitch and then you die, get used to your own mortality now fag, this shit could happen to you at any moment.
And its interesting as fuck, its so fucking real.
>>674937765
a tank of nerve gaz placed on top of the lift cage exploded when hit
>>674935315
lol. awesome father. you need to learn discipline to make it in life.
>>674937098
Yeah thats some good mothering
>>674934980
there's always that edgy guy
>>674936696
Is he dead or is this shopped?
>>674939887
What was he stealing, PISO MOJADO triangle warning signs?
Meanwhile in Russia
>>674941106
typical occurance in dark skinned culture
>>674937576
Yeah thats fucked, but if you arent in some dog shit country you should be safe. Or if you see something similar happening hit the floor you might have a chance so the room imploding doesn't rek you
>>674942494
Its real dude
>>674935315
Give this guy a metal already!
>>674942500
Kek checked.
>>674935099
i like how he starts twitching later in the actual video. you can see him die.
>>674934980
Fucking savage.
>>674938232
god damn murrica
in competition with china for best webms
while the civilized world (EU) is watching
>>674935315
fap fap fap fap fap xdddd :P
;)
>>674938421
Some other anon in another thread said he was trying to commit suicide. But he pussed out and fell out of the car, manned up and got back in, then pussed out again and freaked out thinking he was burning.
>>674942529
Team sports sure are different over there!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB16oRbno7U
>>674942772
Nice plane
>>674940404
dat smile on his face says he know what just happened
>>674942301
that's not discipline, it's the opposite
>>674942772
tfw no face
>>674940274
Is this Hallal ?
>>674942012
>guy lands close to the proper recovery position
>dumbass rolls him onto his back
>>674941544
more like rage
>>674938232
thats the gas station (exxon i think) on 6th street right on the east side of I25 for those of you in the know. total ghetto.
>>674940177
wtf..
>>674942250
>>674942250
hot as fuck.
>>674935208
Shitty countries is the answer
>>674942250
fake as gay
>>674935312
Gotta go fast!
>>674934917
Ah, the classic nerve gas punch
>>674935315
awesome parenting
shame most parents these days aren't like that
>>674941695
>story?
>REALLY BRO?
Do you have the heart to even read about something as disgusting as this? Your parents are at fault. I question your upbringing.
>>674943745
>awesome parenting
if you need to beat your child to teach discipline then you're a shit parent
>>674939307
Fat, dumb, and lazy is now way to get through life, son.
>>674934607
how do you manage to fuck up so badly
>>674937311
Scauce pls!
>>674935736
no shortage of chink women, no fucks were given
>>674935304
Shitty mother
>>674935099
Dark fucking fears
>>674935304
fucking stupid mom. My mom woulda pulled the shit outta me before she let a car hit me
>>674936358
>>674936830
She just got dizzy. It happens a lot. You must tell it before punction so they can lay you on a bed.
You're welcome.
>>674936141
The Sims, because she want have a lovely family
>>674943823
newfag. or bait. either way - fuck you.
>>674941313
"get off, guts, get off me"
>>674943745
I wonder if she ends having a nigger boyfriend.
>>674937968
Doctor's face when.
>>674939640
What's the story there?
He looks like a politician. Who is it?
>>674936696
>9/11 was a roadside job
>>674934980
ANON WENT WAY TOO FAR FUCK
>>674938928
story?
>>674938527
thats some halo shit
>>674942812
C'mon asshole. Give some credit to Russia. I think we are at least still behind them.
Is she ded?
>>674941313
Probably thought it was still being bitten because of the pain and kicked its own guts out of the wound.
>>674934918
Two idiots:
- One that can't wait for the truck to turn
- One that texts and drives.
>>674940177
Fuck that's disturbing.
>>674939169
kek
>>674943919
while i agree a shitload of kids would be better if their parents spanked them for doing something bad, you need that sort of "danger" in you or you'll turn into a little pussy. Not to that extreme tho but just 1 or 2 belt lashing or hand smacks
>>674944317
that was me wanking on the roof.
>>674942760
edgy
>>674944860
No, no it's not.
>>674939307
>>674944166
We're going to need to see a timestamped pic of your mom pulling the shit out of you now, anon.
>>674938292
Which country?
>>674934607
opressed
>>674944591
Its just a cable u noob
>>674940621
WOAH WOAH WAOH, THARS TO FUCKING FAR!!!
>>674941589
He took it too far though.
Hot japanese guy
She cheated on me for the past few years. Her name is Javiela. She is a slut. She liked getting in the ass while her friend was watching. Argh I am so pissed. Today I will be releasing all her videos (Including ass fuck) https://www.dropbox.com/s/m08exr1fgdz1dgx/RELEASE.zip?dl=1 Will be removed in a few mintues. Enjoy /b/ 4
>>674934793
Doesn't follow through on the curl. That's what ya get you retarded faggot.
>>674940177
Only in China
>>674942772
That was fucking amazing
>>674944967
This pleases me.
>>674941106
its in prison
>>674934212
this is why you always walk facing oncoming traffic
>>674940404
We don't now if he has prostate cancer.
>>674945249
>HEY LET'S THROW WATER AT THE RAGING FIRE!
dumb fucking chinks.
>>674939494
edgy
>>674945275
>having a gf with a name like Javiela
>surprised that she cheated
Kek.
>>674942880
"my ham"
>>674945249
Ok I need the fucking story on this one.
>>674945275
spam
>>674945554
Nerv gas
>>674942604
But the guy doing the stabbing is white.
>>674942012
Now this is podracing
>>674935315
Oh boy it's like watching my childhood
>>674944097
There is a shortage of chink women dumbass, You're thinking of the chink men that kill them at birth.
>>674945353
Weird prison that lets them wear whatever clothing they want? no wonder people are getting shivved so openly with phones out and shit
>>674937311
Nice. Moar like this?
>>674945632
fake shit, fucking fag.
>>674945632
Nice use of effects.
>>674944747
Texting while driving is the greater crime.
>>674944671
i'd rush to fuck her too
>>674945630
Fuck off with your nerv gas shit haha
>>674942529
Zerg rush!
>>674941663
After rehab: Still sofa king we Todd ed.
>>674945916
Then explain the raging fire bro. You literally can't without the gas.
>>674935315
>U want 2 put some computer games on. u want some more?!?!
Top Zoz
Murricaaaaaa
>>674935312
fuck. i thought we were done with planking.
>>674944457
his name is Budd Dwyer, he was a republican member of the pennsylvania senate. he commited suicide after being charged with taking bribes from accounting firms.
>>674945518
>responding to the latest forced copy-pasta and pa request
>>674935099
If I ever go to china I'm never getting on escalators, elevators, motorcycles, or near busses or dump trucks.
>>674944457
newfag
>>674935099
Always take the stairs
>>674942529
So...was this for 'fun'?
>>674942880
>9
She is my daughter!
>>674946298
Still dangerous
>>674938232
URM A DURNKEY
>>674935315
>no sir
>no sir
>im sorry sir
HNNNNNNNNNNG!
>>674935315
>"You turn over, like a 16 year old, and TAKE IT."
That's in the "Youth Immigration Guide" they hand you when you get to the UK.
>>674935099
That's why I always jump to the elevator like an idiot
My heart hurts because of this
>>674936968
Nice trampoline jumps.
>>674942346
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
LOOK LOOK!!!
THE GOAT PUSHED HIM HAHAHA!!!!
>>674945554
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=901_1447413581
>>674946611
What a fucking beta
>>674946332
OMG I want to see her try, Kek for fucking days!!
>>674935304
the little hat on the hood got me
>>674938232
Made my fucking day
also why are fat people not burned for fuel? serious question...or is that Trump energy policy?
>>674945554
A Mongolian Union Leader Opposed To The Proposed Sale Of His Country's Coal Mining Industry To China Set Himself On Fire In Protest, According To Reports. "The Government No Longer Supports Our Company, Families Of The Workers Are Forced To Starve," Said The Unnamed man, according to the Daily Mail. "This Is Why I Will Burn Myself For The People Of Mongolia And Our Children." Two Men Use Their Jackets To Try To Extinguish The Flames, As Members Of The Press Rush Over To Try To Help, Too. The Man Was Rushed To The National Trauma and Orthopedic Research Center of Mongolia, where he was in critical condition after suffering burns over 40 percent of his body.
Guys sry im out of rektwebms
>>674934980
My soul hurts.
>>674942529
Thats so unfair
Team Red clearly had more fighters and they look all trained and shit with their gloves...
Ref pls
>>674942529
that looks like sweden though
>>674934467
Sorce pleez
>>674946611
looks fake, tripping on his own shoe
>>674940404
This guy just win the lottery
>>674939672
Story? I have the webm somewhere.
>>674940274
Run home now, Babe.
>>674934980
MODS!!!!!!
>>674944671
cameraman should be dead for not letting us see
>>674934980
Sauce?
>>674941544
"I wasted fah dallah on dat weed, an you gon jus throw it up? Get down there, bitch."
