Ask a suicidally depressed psychologist anything.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ask a suicidally depressed psychologist anything.
>>674930967
you can't have everything if you don't have everything
>>674931064
I don't even vaguely know what that means.
>>674930967
I am depressed too, but every time I see someone kill themselves, it sates my own urges. Save me OP and stream it
>>674930967
Do you like Futurama?
>>674931172
Nice bait.
>>674931228
Who doesn't?
>>674930967
How is being your own grandfather working out for you?
With all of the knowledge you have about depression, I find you weak. I find you weak for sitting at home posting on an anonymous Taiwanese sock puppet forum, instead of going for a run, painting, writing, etc.
You're weak and until you decide to work on yourself, no one will respect you.
>>674931351
Pretty good.
>>674931389
I'm currently programming and drawing at the same time, so shows how much you know.
Also my depression is genetic, so it doesn't matter how much I work on it, it ain't gonna get better.
>>674931539
So what do you expect to achieve by attention whoring anonymously? Will that help with your depression, my sweet special snowflake?
Tits or gtfo
>>674931768
Yeah, not attention whoring.
>>674931280
Then why won't you do the same as the Planet Express crew?
When they have a problem, they ask for help, they seek another way to live and they celebrate being useless because it's fun.
How old are you? Life gets hard around 20 and 50, at least for men it does. Don't lose hope, that's the last thing any living being does.
How long is your penis? And programming in which languages?
>>674931988
I...have gotten help. My depression is intractable; it's very difficult to treat. Doesn't mean I've stopped trying.
>>674932007
Currently C++.
>>674931856
I saw you make the same exact thread on here last night, you're an attention whore. Maybe you're depressed because you drove away your friends with your constant need for attention. You're not any more important than anyone else.
Cheer up, butter cup!
>>674932280
I'm making these threads to try and help others, not for attention. Been doin' it all week. Lurk moar.
And I'm really more of a Blossom.
>>674930967
You again
>>674931856
>not attention whoring
kill yourself you pathetic subhuman
>>674932420
It's me. Sorry I'm late.
>>674932498
Can't do that yet, sorry.
>>674932107
Maybe your depression is difficult to treat because you are in the wrong enviroment.
Why don't you try going on vacation to Spain?
In summer, I'd say it's the most cheerful country in the world. Lots of sun and beautiful places to visit. Lots of party if you are into that, too.
>>674932410
You're a weak pathetic excuse for a man which is fitting because you just make excuses
>my depression is genetic
you sound like a fat feminist cunt, if you're not better than them then you're not living a life worth living
>>674930967
Seems you have tits?
>>674931539
>my depression is genetic, so it doesn't matter how much I work on it, it ain't gonna get better.
>My obesity is genetic, diet and exercise wont help.
Take your attention whoring and blow it out your ass.
>>674932827
Been all over the world. Didn't really help.
>>674932863
Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and ignore you now. The amount of medical knowledge you have could fit in a thimble.
>>674932981
http://ajcn.nutrition.org/content/74/5/579.full
penis size?
>>674933094
I don't know if this helps but I envy you.
I've been through depression 5 years and all I ever wanted to do was travel and see the world.
I've always been alone and kinda poor, never really understood feelings or emotions, but I will always have my dreams: To visit every continent and have a child someday.
So, sorry about your depression, but you have experienced something precious I want and didn't care for it, so I hate you a little.
What is it you want? Or is nihilism all you have left?
>>674930967
Hey bitch you're back!
Tits or gtfo
>>674934770
What do you mean, what do I want?
I'd prefer to not be depressed, I suppose!
>>674934770
I want to fuck a child on every continent too. Weird how the world works.
![and-this-is-where-i-keep-my-genetics-fat-lady-fridge-full-of-coke-sweets[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WRNwyeH.jpg "and-this-is-where-i-keep-my-genetics-fat-lady-fridge-full-of-coke-sweets[1].jpg")
>>674933094
>http://ajcn.nutrition.org/content/74/5/579.full
>fatties go on a diet and lose weight, but 5 years later most of them are fat again
Fuck you for wasting my time with bullshit.
>>674935146
Welcome to statistical analysis!
>>674934908
Ok, use your imagination.
You're a psychologist, you know how powerful that is.
Imagine you get out of depression today, by a magical, weird, once in a lifetime chance.
What would you do then? What is it that you want to have, to get, to do?
Think about it and ask yourself how much you want it, how much would you sacrifice for it?
Surely, there are better options than posting in this sad place. Probably, you can do better than consume your last vital strength here, trying to help people whom are far beyond helping.
...just my opinion, though.
>>674930967
If you're that same person as yesterday then can you tell me what antipsychotic wouldnt negatively react with benzos? Got one doc telling me to keep taking klonopin, and another telling me to stop taking it so I can take clozapine. What do?
>>674935590
I'd do pretty much the same thing I do now. I have a great job, good friends, and plenty of money, security, and free time.
I'd just, you know, be able to enjoy it.
>>674935815
Why Clozapine? Did he give any rational?
>>674935083
The world doesn't really work, man, it's just a bunch of incompatible stuff going on in chaos and desire. You can believe either in God or in $, or maybe in both if you were born in America.
So go now, get a plane for some Asian undeveloped country and have your inmoral desires come true. Nothing will judge you, nobody knows how the world works.
>>674936014
Some pharmaceutical deal bullshit.
>>674930967
this thread again?
>>674935318
How does a turd like that get published?
Looks like something I would write for a class I don't care about the night before it's due.
>>674930967
do you actually have a degree? or is this self proclaimed?
IM GOING TO DO IT UNLESS AN ACTUAL HUMAN BEING TALKS TO ME!!
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>>674930967
where did your daddy touch you op?
>>674930967
Why wont girls touch my peepee?
>>674936453
We don't care.
>>674935864
Ok, you live in a pretty, big cage then. I don't understand how you feel but I can see the pain in your situation.
Please accept my virtual hug, I hope you get to enjoy your own life someday. Don't waste your efforts here, you deserve to have fun.
>>674936453
>filename
>>674931539
Genetic depression
>>674935815
clozapine is supposed to be one of the best antipsychotics *when it works*
i'm not him but i think i know more than him if it matter (since it seems to matter since op insisted on posting credentials on an anonymous image board)
>>674932981
Depression can acctualy be genetic. I dont' get why i can't just take some drugs. Or start a electroshock terapy, it sound strange but it works on depression.
>>674930967
>suicidally depressed psychologist
thats the fucking core of the problem. almost everyone who studies psychology is in need of treatment themselves.
everyone i know in this field is either depressed, massively narcissistic or boarderline. nuts with a helper complex can´t help other nuts.
>>674937223
you just know the wrong people. I know a lot of people in that field that are pretty nice and without all this problems.
I've had severe suicidal depression for a long time. Cutting from 8 till 18. First suicide attempt at 11, drain cleaner overdose. Psych wards as a teen, another serious prescription meds overdose at 21 where I died for few minutes. That one permanently damaged a heart valve. Got bad panic attacks after that. Haven't held any stable jobs, apartments or relationships ever due to the depressive moods. Currently dating someone with combat related ptsd and doing somewhat better, been together for a year. We both use cannabis medically now, and live our neet no lifer life happily. He's on veterans disability and is the only spoiled son of an elderly father, we live in his vacation home. I'm getting back into illustration art, but have no real schedule or stressors. Occasionally will have an episode but my partner is very supportive and understanding. Soon setting up a freelance illustration thing,.that's keeping me focused. Gardening has greatly been therapeutic too.
My partner is a gun enthusiast, I used to dream of having access to so many firearms like I do with him. But I sincerely don't have the desire of suicide anymore. Just turned 29, and it's like that urge has finally quit. Also digging into philosophical stuff helps my negative thoughts too, pic related.
Guess I'm asking if this is natural? A sort of self healing of suicidal depression. I've never gotten anything out of psychiatrists or psychologists.
>>674930967
>Ask a suicidally depressed psychologist anything.
Today's the day, faggot. Green light that project.
>>674930967
ASL?
>>674939609
12/f/ca
>>674930967
Try to think why you are needed for?
You must to take care your mother.
>>674930967
You do realize that your shitty psychology degree doesn't make you a psychologist
>>674932410
I thought these guys calling you an attention whore were just edgy but now I see you've made no attempt to 'help others' and are just encouraging questions about yourself and your pitiful genetic depression. You let me down OP, I worry for whoever you're 'treating'
>>674941050
>>>>this
op finally blew his brains out
PARTY TIME
Lol OP is finally getting her shit rekt..
This is the 4th thread I've seen of hers
Didn't post tits once
Gives stupid generic advice and doesn't prove anything
>>674930967
Real psychologist or like a school psychologist?
Real, pervasive, immutable depression or acute situational stuff?
>>674942933
This
