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Some anon posted this autistic faggot a while back, it hurts me just to look at it.
>>674921858
10/10 cringe
>>674923368
They're both sad. That one is just worse.
>>674923871
how about this?
>>674921454
That was taken near where I live... That's Birmingham (England). That street has so many retards yelling about religion I'm not surprised this guy popped up to hide amongst them.
>>674923368
/6/
>>674921177
This is a cringe thread, not YLYL.
>>674924605
If she wasn't eating a nasty ass doughnut and her tits weren't saggy as fuck shed actually be kinda hot
>>674924662
holy fucking shit dude.
sad story is i teach future math teachers at university from time to time and they can be even worse than that
>>674924973
so would most of them
>>674924969
A B S O L U T E L Y
F R I G H T E N I N G
>>674925814
Story?
>>674920935
imagine being his dad.. man
>>674925669
And now I know what Jlaw would look like fat
>>674925903
from a whats you weirdest fetish thread
>>674925669
>
holy shit
>>674925360
this kid sounds based as fuck tbh
>>674924497
Well, he did deliver.
>>674923368
what the fuck is /6/?
>>674920558
Damn, who cropped this? I want to see the full reaction
>>674925814
Gotta have a hobby, I suppose.
>>674924497
>no don't
kek
>>674926508
faked with a ballpoint pen
>>674922553
Wtf is going on here? Bronies do body paint?
>>674921454
http://www.infowars.com/sweden-muslim-migrants-batter-gay-man-to-death-wrap-snake-around-his-neck/
>>674926018
Probly has no dad, being raised by more by a mother makes you more likely to be some sort of faggot.
>>674921507
That SNES gun was dope though!
>>674920741
lost
>>674921454
What better way to scare them off
>>674921507
Oh man, that guy has The Enforcer in his pants! This isn't cringe!
>>674925744
>has science gone too far?
>>674927921
They'd just kill him, dont forget. We have to adapt to the refugees customs, not the other way around.
>be me
>work in golf club kitchen towards end of 2015
>have PC coworker
>ask him what hes doing for christmas
>PC coworkers family is celebrating christmas but he isnt
>doesnt wanna offend muslims by celebrating a holiday in the privacy of his own home
>>674926455
anyone tried this?
>>674928607
yup, it's a home made fleshlight
>>674920837
FUNNY ACTUALLY
>>674921332
just a guy you know irl and dont like...
>>674922237
>I fought war for you
not from a native speaker I suppose
>>674921507
he might be a fat greasy fuck, but this guy, his collection is solid - not cringe at all
>>674925814
That really activated my dust.
>>674928865
why...
>>674920558
>snickers nefariously
>>674928540
Oh dear, well cucks will be cucks I guess
>>674925834
Who are they supposed to be? They look like Aragorn and Arwen to me.
>>674920558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRdcptG365I
Old Butt Gold
>>674928607
It works, kinda sucks though since you'll keep readjusting the sponges n shit.
Although it's pretty good, it's pretty shitty to reuse
>>674921177
those nails
>>674924080
Not cringe
>>674926504
Fuck off shlomo
>>674920607
That's not cringe, it's hilarious.
>>674928865
coece kak mozes tak nes imat, bog te jebo...
>>674928540
>someone makes their own personal choice
>somehow they're "forced" into it
pick one
>>674920558
>>674924497
Not really cringe
This isn't either but posting for this topic
>>674928331
What the fuck.
>>674924969
HOLY SHIT
O
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I
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>>674931812
Yup just like whenever all those college protesters politely asks for their dean's to "resign".
>>674925553
Dam son thats pretty good photoshopping
>>674921177
Fernando? Is that you?
>>674925834
... Holy Shit dude.
>>674926504
Are you retarded
>>674928865
oh fuck
>>674932478
Alejandro
>>674926504
Hey fresh oc
Unidentifiable comedy is cringy to the max
>>674932110
Judging by your shitty grammar and dumbass statements, I'm guessing you're a Trumpie. Kill yourself. The rest of the world laughs at people like you.
oc, went to school with this guy, p sure he's instituted now
>>674931806
Agreed
>>674920607
top zoz
>>674933515
Cringed. I'm surprised you didn't also add "You're a white male!!!".
>>674926455
>>674928607
Tried it with a glass and used anti dermatitis cream as lube, burned like shit and gave me a urinary infection pissed felt like fire for weeks but I guess it kind of feels like a pussy 4/10
>>674931806
translation?
>>674921858
Lost. Fucking lost hard
>>674928612
This has gotta be fake... Right?
>>674925912
oh god no
>>674930423
>Star Wars Sleeve
>Aragorn and Arwen
Need i say more?
>>674928607
Tried it once when I was 14
>my dick couldn't fit
you just lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvjUv_ETS0k
>>674926595
Feel the same way every time I see it
>>674921177
>Not possible
>>674937867
I don't really see much wrong with this?
She's teaching her son to get pussy in the future; how is that cringe
>>674937867
This actually makes me so furious. Pay for the kids meal you fucking cunt. Let him save his money that he earned himself rather than spending it on a selfish cunt like you. God I am so triggered
>>674924662
I mean....those are absurdly nice looking graphs.
>>674938698
I doubt she's letting him spend all his money; and it is only once a month.
Again, she's teaching him how to actually get girls in the future; plenty of girls I know would fucking cream themselves to have a dinner date with some fag NOT on his phone.
>>674932193
So you weren't here during Operation Harpoon, then.
You're missing out, newfriend
Cringe thread:
Where b tards make fun of people for not conforming to social norms.
Arg...right in the hypocrisy.
>>674928865
this makes me feel weird
>>674939066
First of all, it's /b/tards
second of all, it's people worse than us thank you very fucking much
>>674921042
Wtf is that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>674939133
Yeah, yeah /b/tards/
I dunno, man. Making fun of bronies in a place that post interspecies "fuck, marry, kill" threads seems to be lacking in self awareness.
Don't get me wrong, I like these threads, it's like seeing myself and all my friends from high school all over again. But still...
>>674929483
It wasn't this guy that was killed though since the photo was taken in Birmingham city centre and the article says Sweden.
>>674939684
youre a fucking faggot who doesnt understand what a joke is
but yes I agree with the high school comment to an extent
>>674934322
I cringed
>>674924497
this one is fucking hilarious
>>674921332
standard british secondary school
>>674939839
In addition to being the cancer, I am an autist and faggot. I thought that went without saying?
>>674940150
A /b/tard is sometimes a faggot, but they are always a faggot if they are OP
A /b/tard is not cancer, however they can produce it
A /b/tard is sometimes an autist, but not always.
>>674937867
This kid probably pays 5 or 6 dollars, while the mother pays for everything else. I don't see nothing wrong with it.
>>674928331
idk man highschool dxd is pretty lit
>>674924973
Kinda hot? I wouldn't fuck that thing for a million dollars.
>>674939684
I make fun of the furries and traps a lot. Just because they're on this site doesn't mean I'm one and doesn't mean I like them. If you had any awareness yourself you'd realize this fact. It's the same with countries. I'm an ameritard but fuck most of the people in this country.
>>674926278
wtf
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9y2tP4RT0lySlmBDfDxC2A
>>674937867
So this is the little fucker that starts all those wincest threads.
>>674920741
>Human fucker
top kek
>Being me, 17 year old ultrareligious cult member. In DC. Meet 30 something chick on on subway (6/10), she takes me back to her place. She starts getting drunk. Lays out lingerie and asks me which one I like best. I say the red one. She puts it on. She lays out dildo and lube on coffee table. I lecture her on how nice guys like me will understand that she is just being friendly, but other guys would rape her about now, and she should really be more careful. She laughs and tells me to get the fuck out of her apartment. I leave, totally confused. Bible says women don't like sex.
>>674933515
Buttmad that Bernie has no chance to win, I take it.
>>674940245
he used to make really cool videos like 4 years ago, he did really funny casts of CS:GO games and stuff.
I think the joke is that he knows hes a cringe worthy autist, but he talks about other's like he isn't autistic himself.
also his parents got a divorce and he wasn't raised by anyone lmfao
>>674921858
He's even married
>>674934473
That would be redundant. I already said he's a Trumpeter.
>>674937867
I hope he date rapes her.
IM GOING TO DO IT UNLESS AN ACTUAL HUMAN BEING TALKS TO ME.
(402) 612-2940
>>674941126
The sentiment toward Trumpeters doesn't change based on other candidates' results, sorry.
>>674941400
please do it we need less people like you
>>674941400
Go ahead faggot
>>674941388
Kek
>>674937260
99% sure this is a joke
>>674921858
lost lmao
>>674941388
Oh God, please let this happen.
>>674925814
>spicy looking dust
>>674939059
>probably a woman
Dinner dates wont become relevant to him until he's out of highschool and college. 15 years from then. Mom's little dinner dates are for her, filling her son's head with useless information that will get him nowhere with the ladies while he is in the prime of his life. He's going to be so disillusioned and lost with girls in his teens and 20s, probably turn into a fedora toting gentlemen, and his lack of experience in his mid 20s to 30s is going to make those dinner skills irrelevant again.
She's sending him straight to /r9k/ or reddit and it really makes me sad
>>674939066
Jesus Christ I cringed your a fag
>>674937867
Don't see any cringe here, that's some good parenting
>>674937867
This isn't bad. She's teaching her kid how to deal with women and the value of money. Compare this shit to bitches who are like "I can't believe I had a boy, I'm gonna start dressing him as a girl so he thinks he's transgender" or the fags who just let their children buy mine craft shit and grow up to be awkward cuckolding autists, this isn't that bad.
>>674925553
Haha lost at the shadow
>>674928331
Taaka brand vodka
Dude's probably already killed himself. That shit is straight pleb-alcoholic subhuman tier
>>674940797
kek
>>674926278
it actually hurts
>>674924792
What the fuck does that have to do with her uterus falling apart and dripping out her vagina
>>674941972
>Out of highschool and college
>Prime of his life is 8 years old
nigga u wot
When was the first time you took someone out on a dinner date?
Frankly, I disagree unless she coddles him.
Some OC from YouTube
>>674920607
kek
eke
kek
>>674942484
>To all you creeps commenting on my videos. Do you have problems? I'm serios do you need help for your paedophilia
https://twitter.com/fraser_logs/status/711451858837987328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw7i43C9epo
>>674943030
>getting a call of duty tattoo
>getting more than one call of duty tattoo
Brootel
>>674941302
>mfw you would be wrong on both assumptions.
Keep making assumptions though.
>>674921858
this guy wonnered
>>674920558
It's obvious fake.
>>674931593
Holy mental illness, Batman!
>>674927552
>infowars
No
>>674943097
Beta as fuck. Hope he kills himself
>>674934968
why do you have something like this, god fuck you...
>>674943131
Dude, your video was harmless compared to the spergs in the related videos. Holy shit.
>>674920558
I want to read the rest of that conversation
>>674943653
Fat version of that guy from Flight of the Concords
>>674924743
That's exactly why I only go in to Birmingham if I really need to. Even then I only go while wearing earphones to block out the preacher fuckers
>>674920558
>"holy fucking shit dude" is her only response to that
based
>>674943980
>Calling 9faggers pedos
>beta
Pick one
>>674939066
time to go back to r.eddit, fag.
She cheated on me for the past few years. Her name is Javiela. She is a slut. She liked getting in the ass while her friend was watching. Argh I am so pissed. Today I will be releasing all her videos (Including ass fuck) https://www.dropbox.com/s/m08exr1fgdz1dgx/RELEASE.zip?dl=1 Will be removed in a few mintues. Enjoy /b/ 3
>>674925553
why I have trust issues
>>674925814
>having activated dust
>not activated almonds
kek, you fucking pleb
>>674934637
Did same thing.
Shampoo also doesn't work as lube by the way
>>674925669
Ugly at any size
>>674921858
e_e
>>674944438
God they are hot.
Thanks for posting
>>674939038
>torrented mathematica
>made graphs
>done
>>674943653
>hover hand
>>674920558
op?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
>>674921858
10/10 would cringe again
>>674921858
>>674923368
Why do people feel the need to advertise what flavor of geeky internet discussion websites they use?
>>674945149
>infantryman's handbook
Why do guardsmen need a handbook?
All they do is die anyway.
>>674920935
That would look great on someone who actually looked good
>>674944688
>Shampoo also doesn't work as lube by the way
We already knew this
>>674928607
For better results, substitute the sponges for a rolled up towel.
>>674924662
oh lord
>>674945513
Why would you make a book review anyway?
condom and ky recommended. run hot water over the sponges and partially ring them out. dump gf
>>674944438
didn't work for me - maybe virus..?
>>674941400
an hero
>>674926018
Imagine him being your dad...
>>674946441
When you enjoy a book so much you want other people to get it?
>>674926083
edups
>>674931593
>my abs aren't as visible as they sometimes are
>XD
I don't think he's calling the 9fags gay, I think some Anons were fucking with him.
>>674937867
What's cringe is how much of a cynical fuck face you are. Just lock the kid in the closet and he'll figure life out in school. I guess mommy and daddy didn't give you enough hugs growing up
>>674944332
I don't think he's calling the 9fags gay, I think some Anons were fucking with him.
>>674931593
I like reading stuff like this.
>>674921177
He could potentially look really impressive.
>>674940682
I would. But I'm a whore.
>>674938550
You mean make him a beta.
>>674937609
>Literal normal human beings
>skinfag 2.0
>My love is delusional. I loved somebody else's fursona, and I stalked the motherfucker. My love is as good as void forever. Ima virgin.
>>674939610
You can't recognize your own mom?
>>674921177
Funny, but fake, faggot.
>>674934968
>coece kak mozes tak nes imat, bog te jebo...
google translate you fuckin retard
>>674938550
nah she's teaching him to be a doormat because she's been alpha widowed. this kid will be the king of betas later
hey
>>674932478
I thought exactly the same thing
>>674921454
It's funny because that thing would be the first one those warmly welcomed refugees behead
>>674947621
she's been "abused" in the past (most likely couldn't lock down her alpha) and now will turn her son into the perfect gentleman(beta) so that one day some girl will be sooooooo lucky to have him
I did this out of love. The (null) love.
>>674944438
wow thanks :D
>>674941972
You fucking queer, I took girls out to dinner in 8th grade. Talking about lack of experience but not going out with a girl until after graduation? You're a fag
>>674946736
Now this is some good cringe
>>674941028
>this is the future feminism will bring us
>>674928865
>Summertime in Florida
>>674949497
Here is a close up cameo. I am proud of what I did.
>>674949695
>spending money on women instead of yourself
>ever
>>674950153
Couldn't finish the job faggot? Also, nice OC.
>>674926278
Cool guy is looking out for his brother the whole 9gag thing is gross but hes just trying to do something cool for his brother
>>674950153
I thought it was bacon...
>>674950153
nice bacon tattoo anon.
>>674925834
Is that fucking Vlad the Impaler?
>>674950287
I dont know how. I cant do it. Im scared of death.
>>674941400
stream it
>>674921507
not cringed at all, anon or op
>>674924792
damn thats sweet(:
>>674941400
HEY FUCKER. YOU HAVE TOO MANY PHONES. IT HAS CAUSED YOU BRAIN CANCER. KILL YOURSELF. NOW!!!
>>674921722
that knife in mouth is so cringe...
>be me back in 2011
>invited to halloween party
>can't find my costume anywhere
>look online for quick simple idea
>find one I can totally do
>go to party wearing black pants and black shirt
>face is slightly pale from white make up powder
>hair blown dried tall and back
>I carry an red apple
>i was fucking edward cullen from twilight
>>674937260
Literally ends with "click here for more satire"
Fucking faggot
>>674925834
>Star Wars
>Tattoo isn't Star Wars
Otherwise, that's a quality tattoo.
>>674950491
I thought some zombies would be attracted to it.
>>674950370
Plot twist: Don't think there is a brother, think he was just fishing for likes.
>>674950787
>>674950578
>scared of death
Then quit being a pussy and straighten your shit out. Fukken hell man, what did you even use!?!?! A garden trowel!?!?
>>674924605
she has a cute face... but for trump's sake, that body... take care of your fucking self
>>674939610
a whale
>>674950633
sick
>>674924792
fucking faggot, just fuck er while she's bleeding, she'll enjoy dat..
Im in love with a demonwolf. Dont tell anyone.
>>674945513
HERESY
>*BLAM*
>>674951137
Stanley Razor
>>674928607
dont do it, it makes mustard gas
>>674925360
this guy needs to buy a fedora right now...
>>674950153
Its a shame you're still alive
>>674928865
Nah dude
nah
>>674952361
It truly is. Magnificent, glorious, truly divine.
>>674921332
did he reject your offer of a bj???
>>674941400
LOL REPOST I HAVE SEEN THAT PIC ENDLESS TIMES BEFORE, KYS FAGGOT!
>>674952956
Most definitely
>>674921858
that fucking line where the foot was drawn over into the torso.....on top of everything else
i feel better about myself already
>>674950787
lol but it might have gotten you some pussy some girls were obsessed with that
>>674953107
I would cut off a slice of it for you. This is the choice cut. Delicious, do you dare deny the delicacy?
>>674947993
u alrite m8?
>>674939065
holy fuck I almost forgot about this thing, there was even a Facebook page and didnt it get in the news? shit was hilarious
>>674928607
Tried it once when I was like 13 or 14, but because I was a retarded little shit I didnt use any lube, so it wasn't so great
>>674926580
Its a /b/ sub board. Go to the home page and look into it.
Not even kidding. Its there.
>what a newfag guys
>>674924969
this isn't a spoop thread negro
23.239.132.35 this minecraft server is maximum cringe, it's ran by a cancerous weaboo
>>674921858
le reddit army
>>674923368
I win
>>674941400
Shit pistol owner. Kill self with a decent gun, faggot.
>>674953726
>autismcraft
WTF is this? 2011???
>>674942238
Modern parenting always has a small undercurrent of depressing shittiness. You have sometimes not great people toxically molding an innocent human with their own traumas and shit. Yes it does seem innocent for the most part but look at the words she uses. It's already about her, not the kid, she mentioned being abused and "treated like crap". It's not coming from an emotionally healthy place. She's teaching her kid to play "the game". She's teaching him that women are to be coddled, you're supposed to do this and that, women like this, they don't like that etc. as if the dynamics of human relationships are based on fucking dinner dates. There's nothing wrong with teaching kids to respect others but something seems off to me. Let the kid be a kid before drilling into their subconscious all the sad pathetic dating game bullshit we all have to learn and play as adults. Maybe I'm being too grim or pretentious but it's something to think about
>>674940797
Top kek
>>674928331
>Fresca
>>674953330
To be fair I did pull off the look and people knew who I was supposed to be. I should have hung out by the high school.
