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Ask an Emperor anything
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>>674913480
low-life peasant, get back to work
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nice try, foolish peasant.
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>>674913567
you are no better
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bloody peasant off with your head
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HOPE IM NOT A LOWLIFE
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I want to be a knight :(
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>>674913617
you are no better
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All bow.
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>>674913728
you are no better either m8
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>>674913480
get
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>>674913734
kek, go back in mines pleb!
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Ha
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bow bitches
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>>674913860
Ha Ha
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bow before me
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You are all peasants
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>>674913480
check these gets.
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WE WUZ QUADS
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S-shes made of... of wood?
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>>674913998

ONE OFF
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yeah, right
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My place in this world of /b/ is divinely determined, I will take what the lord delivers
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Move, peasants
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Don't worry peasants, your king is here.
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Just patrolling around the fields to see everything is in order, plebs.
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George Washington assassins creed 3 DLC... Nice.
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quints lol
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poop im a poop knight
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>>674913711
The life of a soldier is not a hard one, Godspeed anon
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No one shall disobey my direct orders! Peasants!
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All you filthy peasants.
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Soldier get
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Ayy
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more like pheasant
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>>674914243
The pot calling the kettle black, back to work!
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Ha no
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kneel before me
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Bow down to your overlord now!
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>>674914335
You go follow him as well you dirty peasant
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Protect the emperor!
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>>674914355
>>674914366
y'all lowlife soldiers, fuck off m8s
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fuck it roll
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Cheketh 'em lowly mortals
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>>674914309
The life of a soldier does not become you, get back to working those fields!
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rolll
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Bow down
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All hail your new King.
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Boom
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>>674913480
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Boooommm
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>>674914464
I will bow to no such lowly peasant!
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heh nerds
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>>674913480
bow
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King
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Come on, wtf
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Perhaps
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Last one
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I will not work the fields
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>>674913480
I will protect you peasants 8)
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>>674914601
You dare speak such tyranny against your king? I should have your head for this!
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>>674913480
We are the Knights who say neep
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I was chosen to rule all of /b
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peasants.
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>>674913480
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All hail
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>>674914681
You most certainly will, peasant
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Bow down plebs
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i hope to be a peasant
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Bow down
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ez
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>>674914776
Off by one, peasant
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Selling my son for 7 milks
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>>674914688
Thx m8
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>>674914811
A mere soldier? I dare not!
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I'm a mud farmer.
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>>674914945
Ofc u are
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Out of my way, the emperor is here
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>>674914869
I have but a mere 6 milks, will that be enough?
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rollio
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Truly, these are our darkest hours...May God have mercy on us all.
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>>674914948
Try again, peasant
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Fucking peasants everywhere
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>>674913480
Kneel before Zod.
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behold
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Bow to me filthy peasants!
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>>674915078
No thanks
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lel ,...
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Kill all peasants
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Fff
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>>674915070
Don't you have work to be doing, peasant?
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Ez soilder
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fucken lowlifes
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>>674915039
ok
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I bring peace
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>>674914987
Add a rice and we have a deal
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>>674915185
That's ironic
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>>674914044
A steady paycheck and a place in the ranks. Right you are, sir.
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HERE IS THE...
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Rape and pillage brethren, we are WAR.
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>>674913480
whaats up niggers
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>>674913567

Well.
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>>674915258
Nope, still a peasant. Get used to it.
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>>674914045
not fekking likely!
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standing for your protection peasants
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>>674913480
Rape and pillage brethren, WE ARE WAR.
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hail to me the peasant lord
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>>674915435
Keep trying you filthy low-life peasant!
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Giggity
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>>674914433
Double doubles just makes you a higher ranking soldier, ya git.
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roll nigga
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I'm here just to collect taxes from you, poor peasants.
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ayyyyy
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>>674913792
you are no better
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i love the niggas
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>>674913480
king

of the peasants
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>>674915711
not quite
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Can i join the soldier club?
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>>674915711
still a filthy soldier, you know how to wield a sword you fucking filthy animal
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Permission to approach?
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>>674915534
you are no better
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let's go
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kneel.
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Call Me King Cumsalot
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thos' plebz
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Bow to me oniii chan!!!
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>>674915387
I don't like this game...
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>>674915387
you are no better
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Bow before me, scum....
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>>674915824
I say we unite our pitchforks and show these soldiers we had enough!
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Swag is for bois. Imperium is for men.
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>>674915968
you are no better
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silver knights are gay
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Off you go faggots, peasant coming through
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>>674916013
Scythe is for u pleb.
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Fucking degenerates
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>>674915958
you are no better
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Heil me sandniggers
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shhh
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sry dad i have arrived later than usual
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>>674916041
you are no better
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Skyrim belongs to the nords!
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>>674916083
you are no better
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Wow.
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Someone hold my ale and watch this.
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>>674916115
you are no better
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the king is here
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>>674913480
Rolling for peasant.
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I CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS!!!
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>>674915039
you are no better
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HAH
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>>674915185
you are no better
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Bow down to your king
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>>674913480
Arise, Lord Vader.
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defend me minions
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>>674915228
you are no better
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FOOLS
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>>674915248
you are no better
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Le king has arrived
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Step aside, peasants
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>>674915711
well fuck, hope i get to stay at home and kill a few of you fifthly fucking peasants for being poor.
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Can you like heil me or something
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hello
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Your king is here
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>>674916515
you are no better
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>>674916555

Welcome, sir knight
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>>674916513
you are no better
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Bunch of shit
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>>674913480
At least I'm better than a peasant
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show me
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>>674916590
you are no better
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>tfw peasant IRL
>tfw peasant in /b/

fuck this shit I'm out of here
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>>674916776
you are no better
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Ayy Soldier reporting in o/
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>>674916798
you are no better
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le hail thy emperor
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>>674913480
MAKE WAY FOR THE BOSS PEASANT!!
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>>674916555
fuck you shiny faggot
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>>674913480

Make way, plebeians
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>>674913480
I'll always be a peasant
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>>674913480
Rollin'
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>>674916706
stay in line you filthy peasant....i've got to go drink until i feel important.
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>>674917023
you are no better
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>>674917039
you are no better
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man it sure is hard being the emperor
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>>674917126
you are no better
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Kneel before the true power
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>>674913480
Derp
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>>674913480
Soldier working his way to a knight reporting for duty
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make way peasants, knight coming through
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Allow me to pass through
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I want to be a knight
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I like this thread.
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>>674913480
oké
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> tfw peasant
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>>674917294
you are no better
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Suck my king-sized penis, peasants
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>>674916555
checked
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Phaggots
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rollerino
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>>674917333
checkum
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shut up niggers and bow down
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>>674917409
you are no better
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>>674913480
hey guys how about some Korean food?
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lets do this
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>>674917333
My Lord
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>>674917411
demoted
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>>674917431
you are no better
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Hail King David!
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Rawrl :3 xD
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>>674915558
Do not smite me sir knight
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e
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>>674913480
Praise
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It's good to be king
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Good morning men
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>>674913480
Roll
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>>674917738
Rolling again
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Bow to King Dong bitches
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Fuck the king
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My fellow man and women! We must overthrow the regime. I have seen the horrors myself of what they have planned for you. We must stand up and fight or flee!

Dubs decides
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>>674917714
How would you know?
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>>674917868
Fuck The King! This is Revolution!
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>>674913480
doomed to outlive my days as a peasant
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rell
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>>674917650

How cute, peasant
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>>674913480
cool
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>>674917981
VIVA LA REVOLUCION! KILL THE KING!
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Hey guys
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>>674917272
>>674917294
Looks like we lost our jobs and got cucked
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Can always hope for a better life.
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>>674913480
roil
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rolll
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rollio
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>>674913480
e
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Hello peasants
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I didn't vote for him
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>>674913480
KING HERE I COME BABY
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>>674913480
roll
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King of kings here
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roIl
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>>674918536
i see you're with your friends
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im going to hang myself
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rolli
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>>674913480
x
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>>674913480
I had a dream last night...
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More work?
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>>674918548
Not even close babyyyy
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rollins
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rollu
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>>674913480
Yes, do ask an emperor anything.
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rollj
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rool'n
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>>674913480
Roll'n m'lord!
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rollk
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Heil
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>>674918800
hello fellow soldier
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rollh
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peasant get
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The time has come
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KING
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rolln
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me
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For you
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Hero
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Bow down to your king
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Conscription pls

I have a family to feed
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Bow
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obey me faggots
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Peasant comin thru
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time to reap the harvest
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A roll for my kingdom
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>>674913480
Flooo
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Shall the king be welcomed
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out of my way peasants
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>>674913480
Bow down you plebs...
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Get back to work, peasants#
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>>674915558
Knight! I apologize
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soldeir get
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RIVERS OF MEAD FOR ALL!
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>>674919611
yay
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>>674913480

im rolling big motherfuckers
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please, do not take our little child, she's all we've left, sire.
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When the Volk is ready, the emperor will rise from the ashes.
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