Hey /b/ why am I not happy
>Mon-Fri, 9-5 Executive job at hospital
>good pay, around 20k or less a month
>Have casual sex with same woman
>Play lots of vidya
>Have nice apartment and one really nice car
>I have a multiple personality disorder
Why are you not happy either /b/
Is one of your personalities a lying faggot? If so, welcome to b, cunt
I'm not happy cause I have non stop face herpes and I will never get pussy ever again.
>>674904797
No. Deep down I tend to live to the standards that a good person is define as by modern society's standards.
I don't deserve this job or life it was handed to me father was connected well.
>>674904830
But it'll eventually get better for you too, you'll see.
>>674905014
Enter; lying personality 2: "behold, for I am a faggot"
>>674905467
My best friend lives in my head his name is Donald he tells me to make my life great again, and find illegal criminals.
My life has turned from great to shit in no time and I'm happier than ever. Learn to enjoy the life no matter how shitty it is. Worked for me.
>>674905980
You had similar shit going on? I'm not married nor have children. Only have 50k of college debt left so I'm chill atm
>Mon-Fri, 8-430 shipping
>Good Pay and a decent chance at making boss
>can't find a girlfriend
>Tired of trying
This is why i am not happy. I can't get a girlfriend
>>674904637
I don't know why you're not happy. But with your salary, you can afford counseling, medication, etc. that most people can't have.
>>674904637
The only thing I have is a girl that doesn't love me back
>>674906200
Are you at least good looking? I rate myself a casual 8/10 not fat, slim only have one male friend the employees I supervise hate me cause I'm sort of strict. But I get the job done and they get paid well too.
>>674904637
I am 18 living with my parents, I am a closet oxy addict neither know. We are going on a family trip to the Dominican republic next week. There is no way I can take them with me other than in my asshole and I'm too scared of tea to do that.
I'm not happy because withdrawal symptoms may ruin the entire trip.
>>674906288
Because I don't think materialistic things define a life, don't get me wrong I like money I buy a lot of shit I'm super simple, had normal white vidya playing childhood was sexually molested in third grade didn't tell anyone, I moved past it.
>still in school
>having rich family
>living in the middle of nowhere
>want to work but there isn't anything fun.
>feeling useless
>can't really talk to people
>good marks in school
>i go to school once a week because I don't see a point
>i have a problem with social activities. That's what makes ne sad.
>>674906876
who was chester?
>>674906548
i don't know. im skinny but have some fat in my midsection. i did not have any luck in highschool or college and have asked out so many women. The excuses on their part are: in a relationship, lesbian, only want casual sex, and not looking for a relationship.
>>674906698
Bro I've traveled a lot to Latin America on work they sell drugs on the street basically, I mainly saw "mariyajoooana" tho.
>>674904637
because
>i make ~21k a year at one job and ~9k at the other
>play lots of vidya
>i'm fat
>i'm ugly
>27 years young
>still a virgin
>no actual friends
>>674906698
Stop today dipshit
>living my dream life
OP if that balling ass life doesn't make you happy then nothing ever will. Kill yourself and I will take your place and appreciate the fuck out of how good you have it and I will be happy until I die
>no gf to speak of
>shit job
>like 2 friends sort of
>just going nowhere in life. not doing anything.
Thats basically it but it's enough that I'm miserable.
>>674907259
Somewhat accurate description, average not that ugly, have sex around 3 times a month Etc, name starts with J can you guess it?
>>674904637
Not unhappy, just stressed
>Moving next week
>Going to MEPS and joining the Air Guard next week
>Spring break is over
>Working 45/hrs week
>Haven't had a day off from work/school in months (Worked 60 hours during spring break)
I just need a week off from work/school to do personal shit and have some fun.
>>674907471
I always wanted much more out of life (not talking about money) I'm greatful but oh well
>>674908054
Post steam comm link and a game on sale of your choice anon.
>still in school sort of
>supporting myself since age 14, making very nice cash
>semi black semi white
>18 yr old virginfaggot
>can't seem to get a girlfriend
>often depressed
>had one chance to lose virginity but couldn't get it up
>>674908575
I'm at church sorry for late replies, people with bad priorities feel sad about being virg at 18 anon get the money first I lost virg at 22 there is hope for you left
I have tonsil stones.
>>674907719
Do you like the military?
>bust my ass at two jobs but still only cap off at 30k per year
>No girl is ever interested in me even fat girls, haven't had a date in almost 4 years
>shitty car is getting very old, can't even conceive of how I could ever afford a car note and insurance
>would literally have to make 4x what I do to be able to be independent, so I live in a dirty house in the ghetto with 4 other men, getting rent out of these broke motherfuckers is like pulling teeth but I can't afford it alone
-shit blood every day but no health insurance
-my life has been a constant string of tragedy, failure, and disappointment and all I want to do is die but I'm my parents only son and they were good to me so I can't hurt them
-only happiness comes from training kung fu which I have been doing my whole life but still can't fight
-used to play music but keep getting kicked out of bands for sucking too bad. I've never written a song that I've been proud of
>nearly 30 and wasted a decade as a chef while watching everybody fuck all the girls I want
>>674904637
at age 24 i've finally managed to get a gf. i could do better looks wise, but she's fun and i like her so i guess it's fine for now.
i'm actually kind of happy for the moment :)
>>674909261
Why did you not go to university? Not saying it's an instant pass to make money but it makes things a hella easier
I'm not that smart so I studied business.
>>674909261
National guard, go
>>674909340
But are you financially stable, health etc
I love women don't get me wrong I'm not in a relationship but they waste a lot of money on shit.
>>674909560
I have a degree in food science. I've applied for hundreds of jobs since I graduated 5 years ago and have never gotten so much as a call back for any job that pays over 13 an hour
>>674909665
What's that going to do for me? They don't pay dick either and you get royally cucked until your body breaks down
>>674904637
Work at fast food restaurant, (hot head, to the ohio fags)
Live with "bestfriend" girl I've been friends with foe 6.5 years
She wants to sit on my face but is over 300lb
>justnotintoher.jog
She makes no active attempts at finding love and clings to me
Whatever she gives me rides and her mom let's me live here for dirt cheap, I'm grateful
No car, suspended license and have around 700 to pay off courts
Haven't talked to my grandma since July '15 and regret it every day, but I owe her $1,000 for paying off my apartment because she cosigner
Idk I'm really not that unhappy tho.
Randomly get depressed but it's ok.
>>674909864
Well instead of spewing bullshit out your mouth cuz you don't even wanna consider it, you could at least research and find out they'll put you through college and you'll be doing a civic duty that will deserve your country's praise (yes I'm aware you probably won't get the praise)
I used to have Multiple Personalities.
Then found out one of em was a psychotherapist. Did a 2nd opinion on us and decided we didn't really have MPD after all..
So ya, we're all good now.
You have too much money to be happy, send it to my paypal
[email protected]
Also, exercise more
>>674910035
She must truly be a hambeast if you havent given in to fucking her. Or I mean at least gotten a HJ from her
I suppose you can't NOT be a hambeast at 300lbs though, if you're not exagerrating
>>674909694
i'm a college student in germany (basically free), live in the city with 2 flatmates and live off the 600€ my parents persist on sending me each month. could easily work as i have loads of free time, but i don't really feel the need for it atm. i've never been a big money spender.
basically i'm chilling 8-10 months of the year and studying hard for 2-4.
you could call me a premium NEET
>>674910164
I already have a degree. Unfortunately trump is about to be the commander in chief and all my military friends are telling me that enlisting now will be a very bad idea given our choices for president
> Mon-Fri IT analyst and dev
> not confident about skills even working on this for years
> Sat-Sun freelancing
> Money isn't enough, I am always in the red
> just broke with my girlfriend because she's tired I don't have money to do cool stuff with her all the time
> she's kinda rich, I am suburbia
> I love her but there's this social bullshit
> Been playing Bloodborne but whatever
that's life
>>674910255
She's pretty in the face and is incredibly nice. But she doesn't deserve the love I'd have to offer her. If I were to get with her I'd probably abuse her because she pissed me off and is semi retarded (watches teen mom and jersey shore and kardashians, general MTV bs) and she's super on the drama shit and I hate that with a passion
I'm no good for her and she's not attractive to me = won't work out.
>>674910395
At the very worst it'll make you healthy again. I hope trump is in a plain crash and he leaves all his money to the USA
>>674904637
If you really make 20k a month, save it and do something creative like write a series or make videos. The least take lessons for cool shit or go places. Thats what I would do if I wasn't poor.
>>674910400
That's fucking retarded. She shouldn't care if you have money. Ffs even rich women are shallow af. I'm sure she was sweet while she lasted but damn man. A real woman helps build her man up not bring him down especially when she's raised so high.
>>674910832
But I work a lot I get around 3 weeks of vacation per year. I'm writing a novel, only at the beginning though was heavily inspired by Dexter, American psycho other movies but it's from a teens perspective who struggles with MPD.
>>674911122
Sounds fucking shit you nigger
>>674911122
3 weeks only?? It's gonna take you 10 years to write that book. It takes Steven king 4 solid months to push out one of his cookies.
Life is hard, only ever be true to yourself, if you can manage to do that everything else will come. Happiness follows happiness.
>>674911292
It's my second year at this job so that's all I got last year but I use sick days, it's something I do in my spare time for me mainly
>>674910535
what if you stick it in and you really like the hambeast's pussy? Try it anon? Just once?
