YlylGold Edition
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Ylyl
Gold Edition
>>674894388
>>674894727
I just threw up in my mouth
>>674894428
I did not see that coming...too good m8 too good
I've got no more.
>>674895842
Lost
>>674894681
Lost
>>674894569
ok that one got me.
>>674895710
>>674895431
Go fuck yourself faggot, my screen's dead.
>>674894569
once said "it's just a game" to a brazilian exchange chick after 7-1. mistakes were made
This
is
all
Terrible.
>>674896867
Story?
>>674894253
>>674897113
Repost everything from the green text thread
>>674897187
no, just this one, it was the only one that i thought was funny
>>674897077
>be me
>21 yo hungarian uni student
>enroll in some shit class just because brazilian exchange students (majority of them are grills)
>there's a really cute one i wanna get to know
>things go gr8, but we only hang out so far
>that fateful day cometh
>i share a vid about the match. german pint of beer crushing a coctail with little brazilian flag
>she writes me a pm that she doesnt like it etc
>next day she is legit angry with me
>mfw i blew my chance with this shit
>>674894476
Lost
>>674895685
Thats so cute..
>>674897661
Katawa Shoujo
>>674895780
Lost.
I really really like this image :)
>>674895487
Almost. The rest of the thread up to this point has been for babies. Get this reddit-level content out of here, faggots.
>>674895949
thank the lord
>>674895543
Lost it!
>>674897960
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>674897960
>>674897960
Is that blood, lori?
>>674898489
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>674894840
chuckled
>>674898319
>thos
>>674898343
Normally I'd agree
That looks like a bloody condom wrapped banana
>>674895780
Lost hard. It's the face.
Posting a legend.
>>674898724
lost hard lol
>>674894253
I see you, trying to meme your shitty app
>>674894428
lost nigger, wasn't expecting that
>>674897522
>mfw
>>674894476
fantastic
>>674899361
Lifetime full of regret is what makes it funny
>>674894476
Frankenstein was the doctor
>>674898724
I must have the source
>>674895675
Lost
r8 my gf
>>674899045
Someone should shop trumps hair on that
>>674899505
But doesn't it stand to reason that the monster's name was Adam Frankenstein?
>>674899580
ugly as shit
>>674894253
you sure this isn't ylyl leddit edition?
>>674898724
Oh holy shit
>>674898859
tl;dr
>>674897522
sounds like you dodged a bullet there mate, people that loses their shit for stupid shit like that are usually stupid
>>674898724
One wrong move and it's bitten off.
Just sayin.
>>674899995
It bothers me that it isn't mirrored.
>>674894524
*become
Kill yourself
>>674898618
Lost ,that was unexpected.
>>674898598
I laughed harder than I should have.
>>674899228
lost
>>674898837
Kek, he's going legit now fam.
>>674899668
got you covered fam
>>674898859
God bless. Lost.
>>674898893
What a bitch, still keked though.
>>674901170
kek
>>674901374
Nein o'clock
>>674901359
thank you mir Poseidon
>>674898859
lost. fucking died
>>674895257
Underrated post
>>674895431
>the rear suspension instantly snaps
Holy shit that fucking guy
>>674901456
that was actually well written
>>674895288
omg please tell me this happened
>>674895780
fucking lost
>>674901359
Kek this is the only humorous version of these
>>674895512
Is this supposed to be funny
>>674901762
it's one of my favourites
>>674897179
Not worth zooming at all
>>674901890
Fuck yeah. I lost to that shit
>>674894388
What app is this?
>>674902137
fuck i lost at my own image
>>674898678
>The look on the robots face
Every single fucking time
>>674895949
swear to god ive nutted so many times to that hentai
>>674902128
I think its the regular messaging app for iPhone
>>674895431
What website is this from?
>>674902394
what hentai is it dude
>>674895257
Dónde es eso?
>>674902394
Sauce?
>>674896530
Lost to the stupidest shit in this thread
>>674899681
Good point.
>>674894901
Almost almost dieded.
>>674900182
brazil is a football nation where especially the poor people have nothing else than this sport.
Sure poor people couldnt even go into stadium but the brazil team got celebrities and were bringing hope, especially since brazil didnt perform bad. Brazil is also a nation that celebrates much and people bought tons of merchandise.
Then suddenly Germany happend and now we drink the bittersweet tears of brazilian people in my homeland. It was one of the few matches I watched and just went legendary.
>>674895331
Lost and its not even funny
>>674900274
he has 1million$ cock insurance
>>674899505
>that's the joke.jpg
Do I really have to explain it?
>>674900274
are you retarded?
>>674899383
Dear god that's disgusting.
>>674895389
Dieded!
>>674895780
>>674897940
>>674898732
>>674901840
>le funny nigger meme xD
These used to be funny, but now they're just forced as fuck
>>674900182
fucking lol it's real
https://youtu.be/tH0yyYHir10
>>674902961
How about this one?
>>674903025
Not that funny but it's pretty good.
>>674895543
Lemme present real life versio.
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTkQTM-qg76X5n0dQ2UNkj0ZZ49msoEejwx2ouRPnUe6NUWQ8cRw2PhHIAb
>>674898319
lost
>>674901229
I'll never understand what these fucks were doing there. Why was smashing milk in super markets so popular?
>ABSOLUTE DEGENERACY
>Ylyl 9gag Edition
>>674903025
OK, that's just fucking genius.
Gotta make the wife look like a Jew.
>>674894253
>9gag watermark
GTFO /b/ you fucking piece of shit
Eye of the tiger.
>>674902473
Kuroinu
>>674901298
wat
>>674894388
kext
>>674901170
Lost hard
>>674901325
You do realize this is from a tv show?
>>674903104
How about this froggle ?
>>674902825
In addition to the fact that more men are homeless, more men commit suicide, men die younger and men are less satisfied with their lives than women. Yet it is somehow women that are "oppressed".
>>674903217
She is already, notice how she looks like Anne Frank ?
>>674903278
Nah man that's nasty, put that thing back where you found it
Turnt up level /b/
>>674903306
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>674903355
NEVER, MORE RAIN FROGS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quphpCu-W0k
>>674903249
What is he exactly? He doesnt look like down syndrom or something like that, just like a mini version of a man
>>674903504
Wocky Balboa
>>674902559
the sketch of a million suns
>>674903238
thats not 9gag but i get your point
Ayyy
>>674895431
>.gif
>spider
>anon is a fat cunt
>>674903331
Nah.... Gotta go more stereotypical.
She's good. Just not good enough.
>>674901298
would you like your ice cream in a pot or on a Luft-wafer
>>674899580
my sister/10
>>674895999
nice trips
>>674895389
>>674902942
bonus points if you shook your head and said "jesus christ" while softly chortling like i did for a twofer
>>674895949
>>674902394
sauce on the hentai pls
>>674903831
But there isn't tho...
>>674903276
Not at all, faggot, it's near where I live, I was there when they took the pics. The woman works in the administration, she's called Leslie Knope and I can guarantee you it's for real
>>674894428
>>674902518
Sao Paulo Brazil
>>674903947
Japan probably
>>674895999
czechkd
>>674898332
grass is not even super-effective against bugs
>>674894840
Lrn 2 crop
>>674903306
>>674903415
I think maybe /r/mensrights sprunk a leak here
>>674899580
4/10 /10
>>674895710
They legit don't look human, uncanny valley up in dis sheeit
>>674898598
lost..
>>674898724
>her looking like a puppy
>that saliva from the mouth once he drags away quickly
god, my dick.
>>674904228
Tell me, what's wrong with Indians and Blacks getting together?
>>674904228
Why are those two bros giving each other Eskimo kisses?
>>674903850
>more stereotypical
Nigger you DO relaize that this is an actual jew, maybe the most well known jew in existence? It's not a stereotype, it's literally made to look like a specific, real fucking person.
>>674904328
nothing as long as its the inside of an oven
>>674904328
It's no different that a man and a t-rex getting together, that's the point.
>>674901884
way to say "don't fart in my presence"
>>674898859
old but gold
>>674901333
Checked
>>674904328
i'm pretty sure they are the normal straight couple and the meme is saying there's no difference between the two gay couples and the normal straight one
>>674901433
It's bad that in this awesome match, where the dude takes a fucking garbage can lid to the face and keeps on fighting, loses on the (illegal) move of getting hit in the head by the INSIDE of the glove...
>>674901274
Overused from all the fat hate threads. Lost its novelty pretty quick.
>>674904658
this
fucking idiots
>>674895543
kek
fuckin lost
>>674894958
Hehe'd
>>674901374
reich past nein
>>674896530
kek
>>674903947
Kuroinu
>>674904785
lost
>>674894388
what is the meaning of this autism. From both sides, god.
>>674894428
lost at 3rd pic, fuck me.
Sort of oc, from a few days ago
>>674901357
Pure gold
>>674899537
most liekly brazzers, i know its gay but the guy is keiran lee
he does a lot of work with brazzers
inb4 faggot
>>674898792
Lost
>>674902394
same that shit is dope af nigga
>>674904964
I had to google "the hall of cost" to understand what he means. Holy hell that's ridiculously stupid, get it fucking together, tyrone.
>>674904997
complete faggot
>>674895710
>>674905179
>>exCUSE ME
>>I'm DISABL-AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>674895431
Just totally ignored the stupid spider and kek'd anyway
>>674895512
I don't get it
>>674903199
I agree bunch of true faggots
>>674903199
It's meant to be funny because of the reaction of the people around them.
>>674904039
>>674897113
>4chan sitcom
Lost so hard
>>674895710
That's gotta be a face swap
>>674905470
God took pity on the cat because she wished for it to be able to understand her which meant it would need to listen to all her bitching, so he killed it.
Or something like that
>>674905496
Why do Europe's politicians hate Europeans?
>>674905742
Because that's how you get hired to higher administrative functions
That and the fake Lolocaust thing
>>674905742
Don't confuse Europe with Germany. Many countries are perfectly happy to be proud of their country and their heritage, including plenty that have no right to be (looking at you Greece)
>>674905742
becuse they get money for it. More immigrants=more money for rich people but less money for the workingclass
>>674905179
Story? Did he die?
>>674895431
> trying to read
> spider appears
> try to brush it aside 'cause it's in the way
> it's part of the picture
> you cheeky cunt
straya idn'ut.
>>674905314
>exCUSE ME
Dear god that sounds familiar.
>>674905314
>>674906064
Yeah... so don't miss living there.
>>674902802
I mean, you have to know when to let go. It's only one's own fault for only caring about a stupid game. You can do whatever you want with your life and you choose to only care about millionaires kicking a ball and switching to the team that pays the most? Fucking apes in clothes...
OC
>>674906064
>Text
>sounds
>>674899383
WAIT A FUCKING GODDAMN MINUTE!!!
WHAT
THE
FUCK
>>674894569
You have clearly never been to Germany. WW2 is like the exact opposite of a taboo topic here. It's on TV every single nicht (I'm not kidding) and it's in school almost every year.
>>674906263
>not understanding verbal reasoning in the brain
https://youtu.be/ppBBhkcZ1iQ
>>674903714
Grove Street strikes again
>>674906315
So it sounds like whatever the fuck you associate it with, why bother commenting with that useless piece of information? or do you just reply to every comment on 4chan saying "Hey I read that and I heard it in a particular voice in my head!"
>>674895573
lost
>>674905470
Normally when the lighting hits, magic happens ie the cat will talk and her wish would come true. Not in this case, lighting killed it as it should.
>>674905462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQTXawaAKNA
>>674899319
>underrated as fuck
>mfw no one got the joke
>also lost
lol its real
https://youtu.be/tH0yyYHir10
>>674905909
kek
>>674898792
Definitely lost.
>>674906533
>being this new
>>674895455
i lost to this...fuck
>>674906546
When did they allow noise on webms?
>>674897010
Why is tumblr shit in every thread now?
Why are people saving shit wrong, destroying the brilliant filenames?
All for the same reason why moot left - 4Chan was on its breathe before all that publicity it recieved in 2014
>>674906476
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onomatopoeia
>exCUSE ME
If this doesn't resemble the common fat lady on a scooter being completely offended over how you disadvantage her with your mere exitence, I don't know what would.
>>674897010
>>674906713
Have you anything new to post, then?
>>674897522
de buta vagy pasztmek
>>674906533
/pol/ humor gets old quick bruh
>>674894428
I tried to use this line, but she said yes.
It was a victory in one way, but a loss in another
>>674906826
Nope, reminds me of the Zelda "excuse me princess"
>>674901229
haha
>pranks
>>674906483
you mean "germany vs garbage trying to act like a politician" ?
>>674906858
>making fun of niggers
>/pol/ humor
hello newfag
"I got the big one guys"
>>674901433
That is fucking hilarious...
>>674906658
Looks like the erratas guy
>>674895191
so much jew
>>674894681
lost
>>674906985
>>>/reddit/
ge feel le bern somewhere else
>>674906988
Sigh... >>>/pol/
>>674906313
Yeah. It kinda killed the joke for me.
>>674907006
at like 5 seconds she cums
>>674907153
am i being rused?
>>674895512
Just fucking lost, this is genius
>>674906709
you are mistaken my good friend, for that is not a 'webm'. It is, in fact a embedded youtube video. I understand tat someone who is new to the site could be confused.
>>674906654
puzzles are though, tough.
>>674898319
Is his face shooped or am I just retarded?
>>674897522
Lost
>>674906843
abád a puta te keciphei
>>674906985
Seriously, fuck Merkel, she's the worst thing that has happened to my country in the last 70 years. She's selling us to companies and the US and now that she's got that done she's selling us to Hitlogan and end us with refugees.
>>674907148
not amerifat so i don't care, I am just depressed by your lack of sense of politics.
>>674903249
Dafuq is that thing? It looks like the grown up version of one of the vegetable stew kids.
>>674907439
both
>>674907439
both
>>674907461
*kecifei
FOGADJUNK HUMÁN TAGOZATOS VOLTÁL GIMIBEN
>>674899319
Brought to you by ComedyShortsGaming
>>674907465
Are there any young hot shots in the socialist party that could lead your people to freedom?
>>674899580
She looks like beer diarhea
>>674907148
>using cuck
go back to /pol/ to jerk off to hitler.
>>674907574
>vegyipari szakközép masterrace jelen
>>674907687
>the socialist party
Every party in Germany is socialist, what are you talking about?
>>674907687
>socialist
>freedom
your fedoras showing again
>>674907817
majdnem
