What did you dream about last night?
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What did you dream about last night?
Rape
And you?
>>674878362
What?!!!! Me too!
>>674879181
Story of my life
>>674877939
i tried to teach gordon remsay the rules of poker.
he didnt like the all-in rule.
>>674877939
electric sheep
>>674877939
this once i saw the thread last night
My ex gf who a few months ago I cucked her boyfriend into letting me fuck her like the liberal shithead he was.
I didn't want to wake up fam.
Shit hurts....
>>674879364
Bill Cosby's penis! Look!
>>674877939
I dreamed about work
super fun
>>674879484
This is why he prefers them to be asleep
>>674879346
a classic scifi joke, nice
>>674879609
Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother.
I was chased by an angry bull. Felt bad.
I only dream in black and white.
I only dream 'cause I'm alive
I only dream in black and white
To save me from myself
>>674880243
Fucking right. I love animal fight dreams. Mine are always about bears or tigers though.
>>674877939
failed my exam simply because my lecturer disliked me
Her
>>674879895
my mother... i'll tell you about my mother
>>674877939
Pic said's it all
>>674877939
I've been experiencing some joint pain, and last night it got pretty bad.
I dreamed that I was in a bombed out Warsaw and no matter how I shifted on the concrete (and in my bed) I could never get comfortable enough to sleep.
Worst part was that I wasn't fully asleep, just slightly delirious and semi-hallucinating the dream, all while not getting any sleep.
I was standing on the street in the rain, waiting for someone.
Is that them? No that's the wrong car.
Is that them? Yes it's them.
They get out. It's a female she's important, why is she important? She's going to talk to someone, I think I'm supposed to wait here so she can talk to me.
Yep, she's heading my way. "Good evening John (My name's not John) Is the building secure?"
"Yes" I reply. She walks inside. I feel something in my coat pocket. It's a detonator.
I remember now. I walk away and trigger the explosives in the lobby.
My finger hurt and had a little spot on it. So I squeezed it and a worm came out. I looked in the worm hole and it was empty, the worm had eaten the inside of my finger.
I saw about 8 different owls all waiting on a dead tree in my backyard. They kept staring at me. Also for some reason there was a wolf eating some food inside some box.
>>674877939
other dreams
>>674880893
That's deep.
Anyone ever feel pain in their dreams?
Nothing really but the night before I had a dream about some asteroid crashing into earth and the next day saw a recommended video on YouTube about a simulated pluto crashing into earth, so that was spooky
Am I the only one who doesn't dream anymore? Or never has any memory of dreams? I used to but now I just wake up like nothing happended
>>674881727
You do dream, or else you would have had a screaming mental breakdown and died by now.
You probably just forget them.
>>674877939
Sex with lolis
>>674877939
4:29am. Haven't slept yet. Finished my glass of Glenfiddich 18yr. Maybe I'll dream of better days gone by, soon. Love you, op.
Coming from someone who rarely remembers his dreams, I had a strangely vivid and surreal dream about my ex.
She was dating another fictional guy in said dream. I was forced into some sort of obligation with her and her parents while he was in the same house.
Her family was always kind to me, and I miss them occasionally, but this dream was really strange seeing as how I haven't talked to her in months, and have no idea if she has another bf at this point.
A part of me was deeply concerned with this dream. I thought I had moved on and even have a new gf that's really kind to me now. I wonder what this kind of shit means
>>674877939
My dry skin
>wake up in the middle of the night
>go into bathroom
>reflection in mirror makes me jump
>I look like a fucking Ghoul from fallout
>skin is cracking, peeling and bits are falling off
>say "smoothskins" in raspy voice
>put on moisturizer and go back to bed
>>674880293
Do you think they dream once the quaaludes set in?
There was a tsunami in Holland and i went out surfing with my sister
too late to get in on this?
i keep having dreams about dead people..
i dont remember dreaming about killing anybody but im always surrounded by a bunch of dead bodies in some basement or something.. all nervous about what to do with them.
its uh.. kinda rough.
>>674882835
Same here. Scary shit, dude.
>>674882835
Are you sure they're dead and not just unconscious?
Weird crystals inside computers.
>>674880889
edgy
>>674883291
Get your cancerous ass out of here.
I head a dream that I was sucking my own cock in the middle of the road
help me
>>674883218
>>674883291
oh bill. you silly rascal.
hahaha.. seriously though.
My dad who died 9 years ago. Shits getting too deep for me.
I met a deaf chick who was super hot, but she kept getting smaller, like shrinking, eventually we tried to fuck but my dick wouldn't fit in her
>>674879486
Kek unpaid work, usually where disastrous shit goes down
>>674883408
Rape doesn't give you cancer, just herpes.
>>674883536
How deep?
>>674883596
Wonder if Bill Cosby has this problem
>>674881727
Eat like 4 ounces of cheese before bed, you'll dream like hell man
>>674883378
It was supremely edgy.
I cringed a bit when I woke up.
>>674883596
no he has this 1
>>674879364
>>674884002
So cheese makes you tired, eh?
>>674883412
I bet that symbolizes something disturbing
>>674884149
Fuck off Cosby
>>674884149
>>674883874
>>674883794
>>674883291
>>674882514
>>674879181
>>674878438
I dremnt of being at an air show where the stunt plane crashed into powerlines, strange thing was my family was there and I was lying on the floor or in a bed don't remember too well
>>674877939
I'm talking to this pharmacist that I'm working withs niece. And I dreamt the pharmacist accidentally sent me video of her pussy
>>674884282
I'm going to fix your statement for you and replace "off" with "me". Happy endings for all.
>>674884480
Damn is this actually Cosby?
>>674884548
Lying on the floor or in a bed and don't remember, eh?
>>674884737
inb4
>>674883874
He died because he started smoking when he was 6 and drinking when he was 13. A jolly ol drunk but a drunk nonetheless. Now he lives in my dreams, trying to get me to stop smoking and drinking. In last nights dream I had to call an ambulace for him because of immense liverpain and I tried to ease to pain by massagin his side and it felt cold and dead. Then it started to deteriorate and his liver just fell out and he died there right in front of me. I see dreams like this about him atleast once a week.
>>674884653
Dude. I have tons of dreams of girls I'm talking to sending me nudes and they're really vivid. I always check my phone the next day to see if they did.I think it's because I take a ton of melatonin.
>>674884737
Isn't Cosby in prison?
>>674884149
Cheese has L-tryptophan, which is an aminoacid that converts to serotonin and melatonin and melatonin makes you tired.
>>674884869
So you dream, eh?
I dreamt I was at a very stereotypical bar with the wooden countertop and sort of dim light setting, sitting at the end of the bar just vigurously jerking off to porn. There were a handful of men in the bar but no one seemed to mind, and I didn't really mind either. But then a few ladies stepped in and in my dream state; i could have kept going (kind of like it was a matter of legality or not) but I chose to stop..
So I slowly stopped stroking my dick and eventually just stopped altogether and put my dick away.
Kind of funny actually
>>674877939
ur mom.
>>674884869
That's fucking hard, man. How old was he when died?.
>>674884962
Same here man. She was spreading her lips and shit. It wasn't a wet dream, but it was pretty damn good.
>>674884872
So you down?
>>674885215
50. I was 18.
>>674885057
Good to know
>>674885304
Oh, no. Not me, I was laughing at your comment. Please leave me alone
>>674885379
I frequently visit an "Academy" in my dreams that has a metal and glass aesthetic.
It has so many floors that it's pretty much a tower. You have to take elevators to get to your classes. There's a shopping mall area below the first floor, and there's dorms and classes on every floor. I frequently see people I know, and the dreams I have are usually on paths outside of the tower, talking to people as I walk.
I still don't know what it's an academy for, but I really hope visit it every night. I've been having academy dreams for about 4 years now.
Anyone else have a fictional dream world that they frequently visit?
I was doing what I used to do with old friends.
>inb4 brojob
>>674885408
You female?
>>674885544
Triple fucking double!!!
Check'd
>>674885615
>>674885408
tits or gtfo
>>674885615
Please sir, leave me be!
I-I won't comment again
>>674880293
Sueño de espejos
>>674885344
check'd
>>674885817
Got to find someone to quaalude first
>>674885543
Never mind, I actually thought this was a thread about sharing dream experiences, not just mindless faggotry like every other thread.
>>674885848
I don't think you realize what I'm capable of
>>674885940
I feel you my friend
>>674885948
This guy gets it.
>>674886037
>>674885948
I dream about Bill Cosby sometimes. But lately I've been wondering if he has actually been there in my room with me the whole time.
>>674886160
I like the way you make your mouth
>>674886160
Don't worry, I saved you one
>>674886051
I feel me too. I feel soft. Baby soft.
>>674886345
>>674886160
>>674885848
>>674886452
>>674886498
How rude. Shrek is much more attractive.
>>674886160
>>674886498
Is this considered black face?
>>674886314
>>674886345
>>674886452
I don't know what I did to deserve this
>>674886829
Is that Bill Cosby on the field trying to rape that football players ass out there? Didn't know he liked it so rough.
>>674887015
I thought he was the more gentle sleep-sex kind of guy.
>>674887083
I need help, help me leave this place!
>>674877939
GF giving me a golden shower.
>>674887206
You know who would like that little boy? Jared Fogle.
>>674887206
you are stuck here, i got you a little friend: >>674887311
>>674887311
A distraction. Later dudes!
>>674885180
>sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name
>>674887417
YOU AINT LEAVING
>>674887572
I was just kidding guys. We're all friends here.... right guys?
>>674877939
A very odd one.
>Be me sitting in my friends car
>The friend is a person I knew for a year about 4 years ago
>Really wakey guy IRL, and a chill mofo
>Also a few other close friends from 4 years ago are with us.
>We're all smoking weed, and driving around like the old days.
>But I haven't smoked in over a month IRL
>And haven't smoked with any of them in over a year IRL
>Eventually we get to one of their houses.
>We pull up behind the house, in the yard and continue to smoke
>He's car turns into a bed.
>We're all chilling on a huge bed... like we used to.
>But only outside in this guys back yard.
>Wakes up
>Realizes that I miss my old friends so much
>And also that I miss our shenanigans
>And I miss smoking weed.
That dream gave me some real feels man...
>mfw I woke up
>>674877939
That I was back in the army, killing subhumans. God I miss my carbine,
>>674887417
I thought that was a child at first before I saw the moustache, buy hey it could be fake ;)
>>674887572
You won't be able to run much faster once the quaaludes set in
>>674887689
>>674887906
to the cellar
>>674887689
Why is that boy crying? Is he remembering his experience with Jared Fogle?
>>674885543
I used to. When I was young I would visit a world made up of play tubes. You know, the large plastic tubes that you would crawl around in as a kid at McDonalds or other play centers. They were elevated high above the land, and stretched for miles. But every time I visited the tube world I would always end up playing chess with my friends in a large Plexiglas bubble at the end of the tube maze. I miss that place. I haven't dreamt of that since I was maybe 10. I'm 21 now...
>>674887965
I prefer to call it my sex dungeon
>>674888130
you triggered my tooth extraction fetish.
>>674888100
What happened after you turned 10? Is that when Jared Fogle had to break up with you?
missing some limbs
>>674877939
getting dubs
>>674888309
I moved houses, and never saw any of my old friends again...
>>674888254
You prefer to be awake for this?....
>>674888366
> le ochos will be massive
>>674888366
Was Jared one of them? Stop being so discreet!
>>674888514
Yeah, give us the deets. What was Jared like? Is he as dreamy as he looks?
>>674888485
Dunno what you mean.
>>674888514
Naw man. I was never diddled as a kid. What's your obsession with the faggot anyway?
>>674888719
Shhhh maybe I am Fogle. And who says he diddles? I heard he puts it all the way in.
>>674887263
Where is she now?
>>674878362
Rape rape rapety rape
>>674877939
about zombies and how me and my friend was on the run but lost each other
I was sucking dik and playing with the cum in my mouth. Maybe its a sign that i might b gay. Fucking hate gays tho
I dreamed that someone or something was crawling into my pants
>>674889412
OKAY OKAY I GET IT!
I'll be there at midnight...
I dreamt I was watching gaki no tsukai
>>674889732
It's not gay if it's little boys
>>674889939
If Bill Cosby disappears from this thread, we will all know what he is up to. I am picturing it (vividly) right now.
I didnt. I dont dream anymore.
>>674877939
I don't remember
>>674877939
I plashed water (from a super soaker) onto a Mixed race white-negro girl from a hotel room, she was (a little higher) up in a palm tree. When she jumped down (naked) into the water below she was looking gorgeous. So I jumped after her things were getting kinky and I woke up. fml.
Image for what she looked like.
it was zombie apocalypse and we were low on water, we find a small hole and the team is arguing whether to go down it or not. we go down and discover it's the entrance to an aircraft carrier
>>674877939
Dreamed I lived in a super lab and was creating research chemicals and categories for them. Lovely...
Nightmare
>Biking down forest path at sunset
>Come to a bend in the path
>See a figure off in the distance
>It has really long hair and its limbs have extra joints
>Decide to go in the other direction
>Another figure coming from their
>They are closing the gap while shrieking at me
>Wake up, but not really
>In my bed and decide to go get a drink after scary dream
>Go upstairs
>My kitchen is gone and in its place is a fucking pyramid
>Climb to top
>A friend of mine is there
>He hands me a key
>We both head downstairs to the basment
>I hear footsteps on upstairs now
>We hurry to the furnace room
>It now has an extra corridor at the back
>Follow it to a new room with a safe
>The footsteps have ran down the stairs now
>We use both of our keys to open the safe
>Inside is a black orb
>Friend steals it and disappears
>Suddenly shrieking from previous dream is in the corridor
>I find hatch in the ceiling and escape through it
>It leads to my bedroom
>Go to sleep, pretending nothing is wrong
>Turn over in my bed to face other direction
>Fucking extra jointed creature is there
>Its back is to me
>Has ridiculously long, dirty hair
>Stare at the back of its head
>See glowing red circles through the hair
>Realize its actually staring right at me
>Upon my moment of realization, it lunges
>Wake up for real
One of the best nightmares I've had in a while. Though, admittedly, this did not happen last night.
>>674877939
that I had a box of hand grenades, and I kept them at home but wanted to hide them.
>>674880293
\m/
I was on an alien planet with a crew doing research on the minerals there. I go outside to fix our robot that looks like a fully erect gorilla and come across a weird stone. Then it pops up everywhere and an alien ship starts harvesting it. Next thing I know, I stumble across a baby alien-dragon
>awh how cute
Look up to see momma dragon on ship about to fucking eat me
>>674890363
So Freddy can't find you?
>>674881727
If you wake up naturally you won't remember because the REM cycle of your sleep has passed.
My work/coworkers.
To be honest, I dont remember the dream, I only remember waking up and thinking about them and realizing I had a 13 hour day ahead of me.
I dream about my workplace or its employees at least 5 times a week
>>674891314
I never wake up naturally. Damn Bill Cosby.
>>674890859
The dreams where you can create (or destroy) are the best.
Last night i dreamt that somebody loved me.
In my dream i was in a hospital waiting for heart surgery. They put anesthesia on me and i lost conciousness. When woke up, i was in a land made of ashes and the sky was red and all my family and friens were there to say goodbye to me.
It was not scary, but sad. Very sad.
>>674887485
Lmfaoooo I actually saw that episode today. I've been having a season 1-27 binge for the past month or two (starting from 27)
About them dubs
I dreamed of him once again
We were holding hands and laughing... Just a dream... Too bad. Wish I could sleep forever
just to have him by my side...
