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>>674858078
>be me underage B&
>~2004
>Search Yahoo for porn
>Find imageboard
>Become oldfag
I've wasted my life.
>>674858078
>be me in spring 2008
>be in college
>be bored
>had heard and read about 4chan and /b/
>finally decide see for self
>fuck you and THE GAME
Fuck /b/. Fuck the mods. Fuck you all. Fuck this world. Fuck the chick in the picture. Fuck this life. Fuck oldfags. Fuck newfags. Fuck the Internet. Fuck language. Fuck everything. I wish life just stopped and shut the fuck up for once. Fuck it all. I'm going home. Fuck you, faggots.
I want to fucking love again.
>>674859319
looks like you like the word "fuck". Yet, you seems to lack the knowledge of its diverse uses. Watch The Boondock Saints; there is a scene that shows you what you need to know....
>07
>saw a greentext on ifunny
>found /b/
>threw life away
>imaniggerfagnow.jpg
>>674858078
>anyone seen my ipod?
The first time I ever came here was the day /b/ was covered in dicks like 5 years ago
>>674858078
>be me
>2009
>friend tells me about /b/
>browse occasionally
>now I mostly browse /mu/ & /v/
>>674858078
>07
>underage fag
>playing runescape
>one of my friends browses /b/
>introduces me
>been here off and on since
"Old /b/ was so much better"
"Fucking summerfags"
>>674860062
>also I can't read
>>674858078
>be me
>level 37
>read OP saying 2014 is oldfag
>mfw I have no face
>>674860095
>2008
>see some shit on urban dictionary about /b/ being the hemorrhoid covered asshole of the Internet
>come here and get my interest piqued by all the hardcore porn and racist posting
>keep coming back to try and understand all the inside jokes and word filters and shit
I feel like /b/ wasn't really good then either..
>mfw there might actually be people as hopeless and lost as I am
>>674860484
/b/'s always been shit...hasn't always been the same, different color, texture, smell...but it's always been shit.
>>674858078
>Actually a regular of just 5 years
>>674858078
>get introduced to 4chan 2005-2006 at New Years party.
>Barely post always fap
>join military
>get married have kids
>finish enlistment
>get job
>realize 4chan is my drug and it is killing >me
>can't let go
>also realize no one will believe me
>2009
>looking for crap
>found crap
>hot linked images to Facebook
>links died in less than 5 mins
>friend on Facebook pms and calls me a newfag
>didn't know what that meant
>lurked more
>cringe
>still here
>>674858078
>be 2005?
>friend keeps yelling GIRUGAMESH
>like all the fucking time
>ask him wtf you talking about
>says check out this site 4chan
God that was a while ago.
>cp
>fuck my life
>2008ish
>Read about some prank 4chan did
>Start browsing
>Participate in some good raids with some grade A trolls who were gods among neckbeards
>Fast foward to 2016
>Lack of OC
>No good raids
>Threads die off quick
>Haven't had any good lulz in a year
>Feelsbadman
>>674858078
>i found this place in highschool,
> its been 7 years
> place got worse
>niggers are still black
>2005, 2006 at the latest
>>674858078
>be 2012
>friend shows me hillarious greentext from website called 4chan
>laugh arse off
>start browsing a few weeks on /b/
>start seeing less of kek worthy >greentext and more furry porn and dicks
>2016 go on /b/ mostly for racist trump supporters and the word nigger on every 3rd post
>kek a little
>be me
>be like 2010ish
>anonymous is still pretty new, doing some blackhat stuff while in high school
>"all good anonops are on 4chan"
>6 years later, still here (but mostly on /lit/)
>>674858500
Same
>>674859151
>i lost the game
>came to /b/ in highschool, thankfully didn't post much because i was a huge faggot
>still am huge faggot
>>674862197
>>674858078
>Fall of 2009
>out of basic training
>friend in iraq tells me to come here
>been here ever since
>>674861650
LOL the ice cubes
>>674858078
>2010
>peacefully playing MC and get raided
>I thought It was funny
>I ended up leading more raids
>6-7 years later.
>mfw
My god I thought I was the only one left.
>06
>15 yo lurker on ytmnd
>friend tells me to check out /b/
>I loved raiding
>pic related
>still get PTSD seeing boxxy pics
>also Josef Fritzl was found out on my 17th birthday
>best birthday ever
>>674858078
>consesus
you mean census?
retard
>>674858078
>be me this year 2016
>be 35 heard of 4chan not much, never been
>finally check out 4chan in feb.
> check out /x/, /cgl/, /co/ and a few others
>see /b/
>say hey random could be interesting?
>see a thread with traps
>have no idea what a trap is
>say WTF wish i never found out
>see other shit
> keep seeing new threads that i have no idea why i keep opening
>click on 4chan go to /x/ and always some how find myself back at /b/
>god help me WHY lord WHY
>so yeah im fucked for life
> be me
> summer of 09
> friend tells me about /b/
> first thread I see is beastiality
> wtf.jpg
> the rest is history
>>674858078
Been here since 2007
Shit has been wack since late 2008 when boxxy came around and hamed it up
>>674858078
>be me
>2008
>buddy's cousin on /b/
>shows me thread with penis bondage shit
>says it straightens out cock if you fap too much
>fapping a lot causes curve
>mfw I believed him
>that night, looked for one to buy it
>>674860966
Same story, different year
>be me Junior HS
>first thread was bingo in art class
>get people to go on /b
>no one does art for next 3 months
>troll teacher on final exam
>still get A
>>674858078
>be me fall of 2008
>middle school underage B&
>ruining my brain on here ever since
>>674858078
>Be 2007
> cousin searches /b/ while I sit
> cousin so cool in my eyes
> cousin does lots of stupid shit but he is my idol
> I go on /b/ to be cool like cousin
> now cousin is fucking up constantly
> I realize my mistakes in looking up to cousin
> have become sucessful in going to school and doing good things in life for the most part
> still scrolls /b/ though
>be me, circa 2009
> decent job as a staff writer for spoopy TV show
> start stealing ideas from /x/ for popular series
>discover /b/ since it is the asshole of modern society
> browse 6 days a week, long for the age of the roody-poo
ever since I discovered /b/, I now have different pleasures.
>>674864635
shit u the newest
>be me
>be circa 2008
>In Starbucks browsing the chan
>Cellphone rings
>girlfriend
>Talking for a minute. Hear someone tapping on window behind me
>Turn around
>Stranger pointing at my computer
>Look at my computer
>CP + full penetration
>Go home
>burn computer
>Be me
>Be in fridgebros legendary thread
>Be unfazed
/b/ has ruined me.
>knock, knock /b/
>fucking wooden door
>stuck at top for hours
>broken for hours
>what the fuck do I even do
>fuck that day
>>674867786
yeah and im stuck, still trying to understand why fag is used so often and not in a negative way
>greentext testing
Yeah, I'll admit, still a newfag I guess.
Newfags will never understand
been here since 2009, have no clue how to greentext. who gives a shit
>>674858078
Been here for 1 year only
/green text
>Be 19 year old stoner
>friend shows me 4chan for first time 2010
>first pic QT 3.14
>I'm home
>>674865283
>I know my power level
>>674858078
>>CWC is probably the most intellegent "special snowflake" in teh interwebz. ha ha o wow
>be me circa 2008
>Older brother says "you have to come check out this thread"
>what?
>types in permalink to "Describe a movie without saying the title other anons try to guess movie" thread
>"ONLY go on this thread, dont click anywhere else dont go on ANY OTHER THREADS!"
>say ok
>most definitely go on other threads
>now im stuck here and regret ever coming in the first place
