Dubs decides what tom does.
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Dubs decides what tom does.
fucks the cat
Jerk off to his step sister while crying
>>674851695
Fucks her right in the pussy
Cry
>>674851695
Fucks the cat while crying
>>674851695
shapeshift into a cat and have sex with cat
>>674852136
Re roll baby >>674851852
Rolling for you too technically
>>674852222
quads has spoken
>>674852222
quads don't lie. checked
Chops dick off
Her name is Javiela. She cheated on me for a few months before I figured it all out. It hurts like a bitch and it's my time for payback. I am here by today releasing all her videos( bitch loved getting in the ass , jesus that pussy) She is also legal I promise. .. http://www78.zippyshare.com/v/ubuw4Usy/file.html .. Will be removed in 5 mintues. /b/ OP is not a fag <3 9
>>674852222
This oldfag finally got his first quads. Best day of my life.
>>674852222
What now? >:c
>>674853118
He eats the cat
>>674853118
Cut dick off
Have him wear the cat's skin as a hat as a furry lays on his bed dressed like an otter and another one dressed like a fox rubbing his nipples as they lay ready for a yiffy 3 way.
>>674853864
Re roll
>>674853118
Shove poster up ass while wearing an Indian headress and texting his mom that his dentist appointment was moved to thursday
>>674853864
Re roll.
I just wanna see you draw this.
>>674853943
Roll
>>674853864
Reroll
>>674853118
Commits sudoku
Have him google search for twelve right triangles all different sizes and colors
>>674854267
Roll
>>674853864
Roll
Invites Legoless over to chill
Scot Polgrim
>>674854344
Ha ha
>>674854344
Legolas that is
>>674854344
winrar
>>674853864
Samefag rollin'
>>674854344
But make it after this guy's and legolas can be the fox
>>674854344
This dude?
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/User:Legoless
>>674854458
Thanks, f a m. He spelled it wrong.
>>674854476
Reroll
Because legolas in a fox suit with a guy in an otter suit and a guy wearing a bloody cat head sounds awesome
>>674854650
Lost roll, I give up after this.
Fap
>>674853943
reroll
>>674854722
Hah! Suck it Trebeck!
Hang fucking niggers from trees
They both eat the cat
>>674854722
winrar
>>674854826
Roll
Rapes pink cat
>>674854826
reroll, but make them in fur suits too
He rips his dick off then his gf fucks sone guy in front of him and he gets sad because he is horny but can't relieve it
>>674855004
Reroll?
>>674855110
Reroll
>>674855110
Roll
Listen to some NWA while smoking a fat blunt
Shoving KFC in his anus while sitting on a tree branch trying to get niggers to eat from his ass chicken.
>>674855479
Reroll
>>674855479
Roll man, dear lord
>>674855479
Rollin nigga
>>674855110
Last reroll
>>674855479
Roll spam samefag attack!
>>674854267
Roll
Reading a good porno mag while ODing on meth
>>674854344
;] chill'EN
Listen to some NWA while smoking a big ass blunt
Cums in his own eyeball then his dad walks in so he has to play it off like its pink eye but his dad doesn't believe him and makes him put a rubber band around his nuts
>>674854398
Kame Peenes
>>674855479
Rollin'
But can they be black lives matter supporters?
>>674855867
Rollin
>>674855881
Reroll
>>674855843
They invite Hitler over for a threesome
>>674855843
The cat's crying omg
>>674855843
let's get him some pussy boys
>>674855843
Circumcise the elf but mess it up and chop his dick head off
Fight a nigglet with a nigger dick
>>674856054
Reroll
Eat pizza
>>674855479
Rerollin for this
>>674854722
And this won, let's see this first
Stick finger up urethra
>>674856201
Roll
throws the piece of shit gamecube in the trash
>>674856054
reroll kek
>>674855910
Rollin for niggers
Have him cut both his and legokess dicks off and shove them up the cats ass while they both cry and stimulate their prostates
>>674856322
DUBS
>>674856322
Winrawr
So, he's gonna dress Legolas in a fursuit, then cut his dick off? Damn OP has some art to do
>>674851695
This is Tom, tom is happy.
>>674852222
Tom is now fucking the cat an crying
>>674854344
He then Chills with Legolas
>>674854722
He then dons a furry suit with legolas and a man dressed up as an otter.
>>674856322
He then cuts his dick off
>>674854722
What are you guys listening to?
Childish Gambino - Sober
>>674855997
I feel bad too.
-OP the enormous faggot who has feelings
>>674857248
NWA - dopeman
>>674857248
https://youtu.be/-Vtpc20oxwY
also roll for bong usage. if that's not a bong in the right corner, use it as a dildo.
>>674857248
Steel Panther- Super Sonic Sex Machine
Now they summon Jace Belrein to hang out and they all play Magic the Gathering together.
>>674857994
Reroll, because nerd.
>>674856821
Thanks, mate, highly appreciated. A lot.
Honestly afraid of fucking up and making you all mad at me.
>>674856322
Smokes a bowl from his ass
>>674858101
Actually, I'm laughing my ass off and loving you OP, you rock
>>674857994
Reroll btw
>>674858250
Thanks.
c:
>>674857994
rollin for this
Also, your art is hella, OP
>>674858425
Rollin for the roller rollin for the original roll
>>674858425
I appreciate it, but here's something way better I've done:
>>674858425
Reroll
Op does have awesome skills
>>674859075
Reroll
I'm same fagging because teh story is paused...
>>674859159
Get out of this fucking deadlock damnit!
>>674859159
Roll my child, roll
>>674859317
Roll like a fat man down an escalator.
>>674859386
Roll like the foreskin Legolas used to have!
>>674859450
Roll like the skill nobody uses in Dungeons and Dragons some reason the DM always remembers to ask about your roll check!
>>674859577
Okay, we got a story again. They are gonna play Magic the Gathering with Jace Belrein.
>>674859577
fuck yea boys
This story should be made into a greentext
>name is Tom
>always heard voices telling me to roll around
>"Roll" the voices shouted louder and louder
>wanted to scare the voices away so I grabbed my cat and shook it violently
>the voices never stopped
>I knew I had one option left
>I grabbed the cat and told her I'm sorry, and began fucking the cat hoping the voices would leave me
>>674860301
>cont.
>the voices still demanded I roll
>began to hallucinate, swore I saw legolas
>decided if I'm gonna fuck up more, I'm gonna get high with my new bro Mr. Elf
>>674860488
>Check'd! I heard the voices scream
>suddenly, it all became clear...I was an otter..
>grabbed a fur suit and put it on, Legolas was a fox, we knew it to be true, but another mysterious stranger came and wore my cat's face as a mask
>did not question who the stranger was, only that they had my cat's face and looked better in it than she did
>now we all have suits, yet the voices keep screaming
>>674860823
>grabbed Legolas by the dick and kissed him softly on the cheek
>"I'm sorry"
>he knew he'd be ok, afterall, I was a jew
>slowly sliced his foreskin off and welcomed him into the world of being a Jew
>the voices were silenced as nameless cat man began to whistle, almost like he could hear the silence too and wanted to celebrate
>Legolas was bleeding a lot, but my Jew skills taught me how to save as much as I could, in this case, his dick
>for the first time, the voices stopped
>>674857994
I sincerely apologize for the quality decrease, but I do not have my drawing tablet working currently, so I must rush detailed characters like the ones from Magic. This resulted in this hit. I'll try to make it better but more simplistic next "page." -OP
>>674861187
>after a few seconds, we saw lightning
>tall handsome man wearing blue coat with white trim
>handed us cards and told us to sit down with him
>said his name was Jace and said he could read minds
>said his home "plane" called him an outcast for his powers and then he learned to planeswalk
>he said he heard the voices in my mind and said if we played cards, they'd go silent
>"roll! roll! check'd! wrek'd! shrek'd!" it was all clear to me now what I must do
>>674861187
Holy fuck, anon.. This just takes a whole new perspective on the story, and so many newly found correlations have been created from your narration. A preliminary masterpiece to the garbage that will continue to unfold. -OP
>>674861820
>>674862014
Ay, f a m, will you keep updating this if this thread continues? Wonder if this will become remembered at all.. doubt it though.
Now....they turn into wizards and join Jace as planeswalkers and sit next to him wearing cool blue robes like him
>>674862363
Idk, I'll whip up a good looking picture and see what we can get out of it.>>674862481
roll
>>674862481
Roll
Whether or not the roll works, last roll >>674863678
OP, you're officially the proud owner of a 4chan meme, good job.
>>674865210
Yaaay. c:
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We'll ignore the fact I was the winner of all but Legolas
>>674866058
i got legolas so was pretty happy only thing i rolled for too
>>674866534
Well, we molded a meme together. Now...we shitpost this thing everywhere.
>>674866844
NOW I GET THE DUBS! Where were my dubs for the anus chicken?!
>>674866950
Anus.. chicken?... Elaborate.
