Is metroid's gun attached to his arm or part of his suit?
>>674822526
obviously it's part of his arm. like megaman
Its samus arran
the latter
>>674822670
Samuel S. Aaron
>>674822526
Bait
>>674822526
>>674822662
No, metroid's gun is actuly detachable and can glow in the dark
>>674822526
Listen here you faggot, that is Samus Aran, not "Metroid" Metroid is the name of the series, got it? If you chucklefucks don't stop running around misnaming the series we're gonna have a BIG problem, alright?
P.S. The cannon is a part of Samus Aran's suit, not her own arm. What are you, retarded?
>>674823411
it only took 6 minutes for someone to fall for OPs bait. Good job/b/!
>>674822526
>>674822662
You fucking dumbasses. Samus is a she. Samus is fucking transgender so use her correct pronouns you bigots.
http://www.themarysue.com/metroids-samus-aran-transgender-woman/
>>674823544
Fuck off you chucklefuck.
>>674823411
Dude youre feeding it
>>674822526
this almost made me seriously angry until I read more carefully
>>674823874
Piss off.
>>674823411
>>674823614
I can't believe you fell for it
please kill yourself
>>674823411
nice dubs for falling for b8 m8
>>674824395
>>674824511
Screw you.
>>674824511
check'em
>>674824228
Autistic fag
>>674822526
>his
>Samus Aran
>>674824819
kill yourself
>>674824807
>>674822526
>>674824989
go suck you're moms dick, fag
>>674824807
kek'd
>>674823572
You'll enjoy this then.
>>674823411
>doesn't know metroid is an pretty cool guy
>probably thinks he afraids of something
this is bait
But actually samus, part of the suit
>>674822526
>his
>>674825189
>>674825496
How about you kill yourselves?
>>674822526
>his
The nerdbait is strong with this one.
>>674825848
Show me a good method live, my good new friend!
I love trying new things
>>674825112
your
his arm is part of the suit
>>674826031
>>674826098
fuck you
>>674822526
this is so misinformed and insensitive, you prick.
metroid doesn't have a right arm, the gun is part of his suit.
insensitive asshole
>>674826230
Meet me at the brewery.
Hope you aren't underage -wink-
<3 >.> ;-D
#buttfuckme
>>674826480
fuck off fag.
A "metroid" is actually the alien being that she investigates. Her name is Samus.
>>674826641
I'm trying, but I need your deets first, delicious little boy...
>>674826641
Dude its just a gun arm attached to his suit. No need to lose your chicken tendies over it
>>674826773
go and kill yourself fag
>>674826765
but what if zelda was a girl?
>>674826765
What? I thought that Samus was Metroid's girlfriend?
>>674826952
I'll do it right in front of you.
No, I'll let YOU do it, if that's what gets you off. You can pull the trigger, kick the chair, whatever, just right as I start to cum...
Please baby just say where we should meet.
>>674822526
>his
>>674827007
Then the series would be called adventures of link, duh.
>>674827199
Where are you at fag? I'll happily kill you.
>>674823411
Yeah but what if Zelda had been a girl?
>>674822526
>his
fuck off...
>>674827381
Free State Brewing. Let me see your face so I know who deserves my boner, you tiny angry little boy...
Do you think daddy will let you borrow the car or should I come pick you up?
>>674827456
Zelda is for fags
>>674827456
Zelda was a girl you moron link was the main character who was the boy you fuck tard
>>674822526
i fucked samus for awhile.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
