Get me a date b. Dubs gets
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Get me a date b. Dubs gets
she dont even look like she wanna talk
Look, let's cut the crap. I like you.
Date, tomorrow night, 8pm, (Fancy resteraunt here).
>>674822722 that was fast WINRAR
>>674822722
Guys im pussying out i dont even think she likes me honestly
>male
>liking maroon 5
Sorry OP, I don't think this chick you're texting is a dude.
>>674823008
Don't you fag out, OP. Unless you aren't OP, in which case, fuk u
>>674823008
Dude, stop veing a wimp. If she doesn't like you, so what? You can still be friends. Don't let the fear swollow you, because when it's too late, you'd wish you had asked her.
>>674823232
Im open and im probs fagging out i dont think its gonna work boys
>>674823415
Believe in yourself. I believe in you.
>>674823277
Wasted get.
"Hey! I just managed to get a hold of some Maroon Five VIP tickets for next week after entering a draw, holy crap. You wanna buy one?"
>>674823415
Im op*
>>674823277
>veing a wimp
your german is showing.
>>674823571
Noooo, im OP.
>>674823649
SIEG HE- what do you mean? It was a typo, dude.
She's not interested. Give it up.
>>67482382>>674823827
Heil himmler
Dubs gets is a solid contract, you have to deliver OP
>>674823961
I got dubs twice, dude has not delivered. Just got to hope op does it.
>>674823827
i know man but say it out loud.
>>674821697
Do I make you nervous....?
Don't be scared, homie.
>>674824139
Cant we loosen her up a lil before we go in for da kill
>>674824324
Go on. I have faith
>>674824569
What do i fackin say
Just do it OP, she won't say no and even if it doesn't end amazingly she probably will still want to be friends. Movies are fake don't believe their lies, not everything ends in love or failure
>>674824324
YOU ASKED TO GET YOU A DATE
NOW WE DID
GO DELIVER OP
>>674824324
/b/ has faith in you anon, just go for it
>>674824670
>>674822722
>Look, let's cut the crap. I like you.
>Date, tomorrow night, 8pm, (Fancy resteraunt here).
If you want modify it a bit to your liking but this seems fine. Good luck OP
>>674824865
I dont know about this guys
>>674824324
no
go deliver for us OP
>>674825034
OP you're getting real close into the fag region
deliver or the thread gets it
>>674825079
Listen ill try ok
>>674825445
FUCKING SAVE US, OP!! PLEASE
>>674825445
NO NOT THE THREAD
>>674825488
good
go fucking deliver already you pussy faggot
>>674825488
Good luck, bro.
>>674825488
God's speed you glorious bastard!
>>674821697
Who the fucks talks with sms on 2016?
no i'm sorry guys but I just can't do this. I don't know what i was thinking
Guess I really am a faggot
>>674825796
If ur op, stop being a pussy. I promise you, you'll regret not asking her out. I'm speaking from first hand experience.
SO FUCKING DELIVER
>>674821697
OP is a fag
it isn't 6:15 that conversation was 2 hours ago, were taking the B8 guys, time to go home
>>674825796
LISTEN HERE IVE BEEN UP FOR HALF AN HOUR ITS 2 AM AND I HAVE FAITH IN YOU. TWO DUBS I GOT, NOW GO ON, NOTHING BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN, YOURE NOT GOING TO LOSE HER, AND IF SHE SAYS NO, MOVE ON, YOULL STILL BE FRIENDS
NOW GO AND DO IT MY MAN, /b/ HAS FAITH IN YOU
>>674825796
Not op and im gonna try to loosen her up first
>>674825796
Alright, let's slow this down. Post your chat and we will suggest things for you to say. Well work it into the conversation. We getting you a gf bro. Let's do it
>>674825796
Pathetic. And sad.
>>674826110
Thank fuck you are trying. Go on!
inb4 she doesn't reply for an hour
>>674826553
I'm going to bed if she does that
>>674826107
Nah dude it's 1:50, @ the time you posted that comment it was only quarter to
>>674821697
i like to dress up as CP.
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my CP suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
She replied yet, op?
Op ded?
>>674827485
Nope she hasnt
>>674827574
Well, fuck. How long do you think she'll be?
I'm off to bed, I really hope you get her op, I really do. If it doesn't work out, don't worry, there will be plenty of opportunities, you've just got to go with the flow. Best of wishes to you, go get her.
>>674827177
Cuck
COME ON OP I HAVE HOPE IN YOU
>>674823827
People who say sieg Heil are hilarious, praise victory lol neo nazis probably don't even know what it means
>>674828428
Thanks buddy that means a lot
>>674827676
Perhaps another 3 hours
Anyone wanna circlejerk while we wait?