How many McDonald's cheeseburgers can you eat in a row? My record is 17. If you can't eat at least 10, kill yourself.
>>674814839
wow, congrats.. you can stuff your face with greasy fast food. I bet you are proud of this accomplishment proving what a lardass obese pile of shit you are and stereotyping the typical american citizen
"if you can't eat at least 10, kill yourself"
i would probably die of cardiac arrest first, friendo
6
>>674815360
> Trying this hard for attention
>>674815826
>being this new
I eat 2 then exercise for two hours afterwards to not let the fat and red meat turn me into a testosterone-fueled lard ass.
I don't know that I could choke one of those down. I haven't eaten anything at McD's in ten years except sausage biscuits and coffee.
>>674816135
> Still going.
Oh yeah...i'm the new one.
>>674814839
>Not Burger King
>>674816389
>getting this vexed.
>mayme arrowz
>>674816389
>>674814839
>GUARANTEED REPLIEZZZ
>>674814839
>Literally eating shit
>>674814839
I would to prove a point but by the time I found this challenge you most likely already died duo to heart failure
>>674814839
tldr murca thread
ive never honestly tried, managed 6 cheeseburgers + 2 filet of fish, a 20 piece nuggets, and an m&m mcflurry once tho. was pretty fuckin high
>>674815360
pic related
>>674816389
>le dank animay maymay :^)
>>674814839
Why the fuck would I try.
That shit is disgusting
>>674814839
I like to scarf White Castle burgers instead. They're so small that the number you can eat looks more impressive.
>>674816553
>>674814839
post your weight lmao
>>674814839
That is fucking disgusting
>>674814839
im at 1 and a half pounds of meat as a snack, i dont know if its just meat glued together random bits of tons of dead meat unimaginable slaughter and suffering en mass consumed without thought at once, but if we're gonna make a competition out of it i got some room to spare. im a former fat kid. im not gonna go kobi-ashi on your ass but in a eating comp with some burgers you better hope you're a lot more barbaric than i am.
>>674814839
stream that shit....i bet you wont...
>>674814839
Give me a reason why I would want to eat anything from mcdonalds
>>674814839
2 is my limit. Will An Hero eventually.
>>674817350
They've got good water, and the coffees will work in a pinch.
Fuck the food though.
The chips are too small to be any good.
>>674817350
1) Coffee is decent
2) That's about it.
>>674817564
This guy gets it.
>>674814839
Never tried more than 8 and i wasnt full.. but id say i could do it
>>674817055
>>674817253
>>674817312
Wtf?
Not OP but I can eat 8 big macs in row and I'm not fat.
>mfw no one here can Ultramac.
>>674817800
all im saying is i want to see this amerifat eat burgers till he pukes...
>>674814839
Most I've eaten is 12. Never tried to push me though, pretty sure I can do 15 without pain.
>>674817688
fuck that you're just saying that because he calls them chips instead of being a damn civilized human being and calling them french fries. you're probably the type that wanted them called freedom fries because you don't know their called french due to the style they are cut/chopped up. I'm not even a food connoisseur.
Probably only two or three. Then again I'm femanon so it's okay. And for the record I hope you're not proud of being able to eat more than 5. That is NOT attractive.
>>674818073
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>>674818073
Okay don't even go there, we already know you're going to order less than what you want because you're going to eat mine. This is why I don't go on dates with you types unless you state you want to pay beforehand since I know I'm gonna have to pay for more than I bargained. Fuck calculating your manipulating bullshit on top of the regular government tax. I'm not gonna go jerk off to traps as an alternative either, just fuck your shit.
>>674818038
Woah, woah! Anon, calm yourself! I was agreeing with the fact that he thinks the coffee is decent! I could care less about the fries (And I call them by their name, you autistic sperg) and the food is not good imo, even though I've had an egg mcmuffin in a pinch.
>>674818073
I'm hard now
>>674816155
>red meat?
The "meat" in those things has never been "red".
I can 25
>>674818560
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
my mother likes the egg mcmuffin something or another
I CANT AFFORD A THERAPIST THIS SHIT MAKES ME SPERG IM SO FUCKING TRIGGERED
>>674818468
Shut up, tubby.
>>674817800
Yeah being fat really does not have anything to do with how much you CAN eat
>>674818468
>>674814839
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>>674817564
>they've got good water
what kind of fuckin argument is that?
also, their coffees are absolute shit-tier, I've never gotten one that wasn't burned af
>>674818761
Beef, nigger, beef.
>>674817564
>>674819312
Yeah they have best water
>>674817350
I love it when I'm drunk as fuck. Eating just feels nice when hammered and you can basically eat as much of this non-food as you want, it's not saturating.
>>674818038
Why are u so mad that u have to type out a paragraph? Probably cause ur a faggot
>>674818038
>>674818882
I doubt most thin people would even try to see how many they can eat tbh
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>>674818932
Fuck your shit, I don't care what you say it's a valid decision to hold out for a sugarmomma.
>>674818882
It does. Your stomach streches over time when over-eating. Skinny folks not working out will feel pain way before fatties or /fit/fags do.
>>674814839
I can't afford 17 chesseburgers.
>>674814839
:)
>>674820460
>>674819914
but Matt Stonie
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>>674820986
I'd fuck that if you payed to watch. I know you can't afford it but I'm just going to throw that out there anyway.
>>674816155
Would you rather be estrogen filled? U trap?
>>674820886
He's drinking tons of water to strech his stomach as a training routine.
>>674821131
Your mom
>>674814839
i think this answers your question
http://frtyb.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/omegkle
>>674820415
This fated "sugarmomma" is not gonna want an unattractive lard ass for a boytoy, more like the guy on the left to be honest.
>>674814839
Try this guys technique OP...
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/dad-choked-death-mcdonalds-cheeseburger-7308257
i have actually eaten 1400 of them. maybe you guys just simply aren't manly
>>674821233
So could fat people do that too and eat just as much or is skinny better?
>>674814839
>>674821706
Of course fat people can strech their stomach. That's what they have been doing all their lifes anyway. If you deliberately strech it for tournaments there's really no gain from being fat nor skinny. Apart from aesthetics and general healthiness of course.
>>674822197
bulimics too
