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Rate my dick /b/
>>674806834
cold in there?
>>674806834
betta kill yourself
+1up
>>674807029
No, this is it's normal size flaccid
>>674806834
Top fucking kek.
Ending it all soon I gather.
>>674806834
Trim your pubes and it'll look bigger.
>>674807437
I don't want to ever have sex so I don't really care.
>>674806834
Your ballsack is bigger than the dick
we need more pics
>>674807636
>I don't want to ever have sex
>want
Sure you're probably basically fighting off women.
>>674807636
Do you not want to have sex purely because it would be so embarrassing to reveal the micro-penis?
>>674807351
What. My dick's avarege and it's 6 times larger than that when it's flaccid...
>>674807778
One bad thing is when I pee will taking a shit I pee on my balls
Not homo, but curious, how does that thing look hard?
>>674808561
this.
>>674808445
Is it awkward to reveal it to doctors?
>>674808445
W-well that's nice op
Do you wish you had a normal-sized cock?
right side up
>>674806834
What dick? I don't see it.
How does mine compare?
This is really boosting my confidence. Thanks OP!
>>674808654
Second year medical student here. I'm guessing he probably does feel awkward showing it to doctors but I can safely tell you, they literally do not give a shit. I know personally I've been embarrassed to tell the doctor stuff before but now I've realised, they've seen 10x worse than whatever you're showing them. A penis like OP's, they probably wouldn't even remember seeing you the next day.
>>674808561
>>674808607
I'll go take a pic
>>674809049
>earthwormjim.bat
>>674808338
It's probs a grower.
basil rates your dick a boom boom out of 3
>>674806834
you got me beat
>>674809425
pls kill urself
11/10
>>674809425
Faggot
>>674809425
Wrong thread faggot
>>674806834
trump supporter/10
>>674806834
What's the deal OP? You think we'd think little of you based on the size of your penis?
>>674809714
>>674809623
>>674809477
:^)
took the bait
>>674809043
Your balls are interesting
Show erect bro
>>674809301
Nice handwriting anon :)
>>674809049
what the fuck is that?
>>674809150
First of all, I feel really bad for you.
But a serious question. Is that erect or just regular?
And does it just change direction when erect?
>>674809301
>euro shopper energy drink
nice little forest whats the thing in the middle??
couldn't get it fully hard because I just fapped, it grows another inch or so
Sooo you guys are comprehensive and supporting with miserable baby dicks.
I think i get it now.
The racism, sexism and Trump.
I'm sorry guys.
I'm sorry about your dicks /b/
>>674810850
>>674806834
you should become a priest or a monk
>>674806834
I like how you realised how pathetic ya cock is and figured "fuck it, I might as well not manscape and let it be the ruin it was always to be"
>>674810850
This is pathetic. Just get on tinychat and an hero now. There's no other way
>>674810850
Does the size of your dick affect the amount of cum? And does it ejacuate as far as a regular sized dick?
>>674810999
nice trips
90% of /b/ has baby dicks like this lol
>>674806834
>>674808445
>>674809043
>>674809150
>>674810850
OP, I think that's a symptom of hypogonadism. Seriously, look it up.
It appears you didn't produce enough testosterone during puberty, causing your penis to be underdeveloped.
Do you have narrow shoulders, long limbs, and wide hips?
>>674810850
You poor bastard.... However, sometimes good things happen to...
>>674810850
if you lose weight you will gain another two or three inches
>>674810999
trips has spoken
>>674811404
Little things!
>>674806834
Makesmefeelbetteraboutmysize/10
>>674811265
>projecting yourself
Whatever you want to say to make yourself feel better about your baby penis. Speak for yourself, not for /b/.
Stay mad. #REKT
7incher reporting in.
>>674811548
baby dick confirmed tbh fam
>>674811364
I actually have wide shoulders, and I'm fat and kind of short. I think I just have a tiny dick. Also I'm half bald at 20 so I don't think testosterone is an issue.
>>674809043
Is this full mast?
Also jack off already your balls are literally blue
>>674811265
I'm pretty sure all sizes are represented here and that it probably falls into a normal distribution according to the world average
>>674811548
>7incher reporting in
>implying 7 inches is big
>>674809176
Kek
>>674810502
It just sticks straight out when erect
>>674811633
Stay envious, below average dick.
>>674811794
Above average has been and still is pleasing the ladies. No complains thus far. I can smell the envy from here, anon.
>>674806834
3/10. Not sure if you're aware of this, but that's really small.
>>674811548
Op may have a small penis but yours is smaller
>>674812096
I fucking hate kids
You guys would crucify a liberal or hang a black dude but are so maternal to dudes with small cocks
kek
>>674810999
He said he doesn't want to have sex. Trips wasted. Fuck off nigger.
>>674807351
all that extra skin gives reason to beilvie you're not totally small.
>>674812300
Trips wins, op must accept his destiny
>>674812096
Oh you got me there, pure envy of you massive 7inches dick
kek
>>674812488
If he becomes a priest, he has to have sex with minors. That's what happens within God's servants.
>>674812263
Yeah, you'll stop hating yourself when you become an adult, kid.
>>674812526
When you have a 3incher, yes, you envy my 7incher, because it's like a fucking BBC compared to your Asian micro cock.
>>674812403
anon's mom is on /b/
Question here, have you fucked?
>>674812668
Triiiiiiiiiiips hasssssssssssss Spokeeeeeen Aaaaaaameeeeeeeeem
>>674812300
I second deez dubs. Nig nogs shouldn't use trips this way.
>>674812739
keep saying that to yourself, champ
Don't let me ruin your tiny self esteem
>>674812822
no I haven't
>>674813008
-3/10
>>674813126
What a mean kid
>>674813071
Have you been fucked?
>Consider this
>>674813071
no OP
>>674812822
Before paying an escort about a months ago, I was a virgin. I couldn't get my dick hard and long enough to fuck her, so she smiled and just sucked me off. Kinda pissed that I payed $300 for a mere BJ, but she was hot and, well, I've never felt a woman.
I haven't have sex since. I'm 35.
>>674807620
Like 0.5'' kek
>>674813341
Take your mental illness and sexual perversion back to >>>/lgbt/
This is a heterosexual thread, Faaaaaaaaag
>>674806834
Huh, looks like my dick
>>674813441
>gif related: it's you
Two can play this game.
>>674806834
9/clit would put my dick in you.
>>674813486
I'm giving him an option. Calm your tits, cuck.
>>674810457
a respost
guess my dick :)
my gf gets fuckd by the other
>>674811417
Little exaggeration there, anon.
>Little
>Self kek
>>674813341
It's a good point. If it's too small to penetrate, the best sexual gratification you'll really be able to get will be getting fucked. If you can't get into dudes, maybe find a kinky chick who will use a strap-on.
>>674810850
Thank you for giving us "average" guys confidence, OP.
>>674812096
What's your girth, bro?
>>674808445
>one bad thing
>>674812739
Does your mom know you're on 4chan?
>>674811548
>>674812096
Girth?
>>674809043
>>674809049
>>674809301
>>674810850
you are like really really realllyyyy fat girl , you know the one whit the good personality
lemme help you feel better op. I am a black male and this is my penis.
I know this is a bad place to ask for advice but I have no one else /b/. How do I get over a girl?
>inb4 pussy
>>674814101
This nigger gets it.
>>674814449
Living Proof that Black's have bigger penises is a lie.
>>674813580
this isn't a place for kids, buddy
>>674806834
what dick
>>674814449
Black fat fuck. You "forgot" to type fat, stupid coon.
>>674813580
Aren't you supposed to be playing minecraft or something? This isn't for kids dude
>>674808445
All of a sudden I am okay with my life
>>674814537
Literally fill your day with distractions. Pick up hours at work, take up something new and constructive (I chose Spanish), just keep your mind going on other stuff. Got dumped 3 months ago, this has helped me so far. Still relapse and want to kill myself sometimes though, so let md know if you find a better cure.
>>674810153
Durrr hurrr look moma I'm pretending to be retarded and they bait huehuehuehuehuehue
