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>>674787465
i took a bomb to class when i was in middle school.
got out of juvi the next day.
>>674787465
I know my father
This is me irl
>>674787465
nuttela is a god's gift to mankind
>>674787465
Nobody wants to see me dance.
>>674787465
I bought my bike
>>674787465
My wife said I was a great father to my children.
>>674787465
Hello.
I'm Gregory, pleased to meet you.
I baked a delicious cake for my wife's son and his friends on his fifth birthday.
>>674787465
I had sex once and didn't like it.
>>674787465
my father touched me when i was 14, and i wanna fuck my mother
>>674787741
Time stamp
>>674787465
when I shit, i get red imprints on my legs cause im on my phone the entire time
Finished paying my taxes.
Yes, paying. I owed the government money
>>674788193
Could be Mexican. Or Native American.
>>674788113
Wifes son?
I hate myself and my culture and actively seek to be emasculated in the name of feminism and BLM
i also have no spine
>>674787675
Prison visits don't count
>>674788404
Niggers don't get cucked, they do the cucking.
>>674787465
I can swim
>That perfect moment when the captcha is bodies of water
this me
>>674788454
Cucks come in all races, anon. Try again.
I know my dad and he has a job.
Also abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
This thread.
>>674788454
winner. enjoy the privilege
>>674787465
I'm not black.
>>674788565
Ah I see. I fucking hate guys who stoop low enough to takeon a woman whos already been dumped with a chid.
>>674787465
I've been to a Smashing Pumpkins concert.
>>674788862
Whos that and why am i not cuming bareback inside her then pulling out up onto her glasses?
>>674787585
Todd?
>>674789154
You didn't see a single black person there ?
>>674789154
You sick fuck.
Here's Sarah and I's other house.
>>674787465
i've never been in a fist fight with anyone at school
I smuggled weed from France to the UK backpacking. It was just a little personal but enough to get in shit.
I got the dogs on the bus, everyone pulled off. Bags through X-Ray for EVERYONE.
I was not the dude up against the wall. Straight on through without any racial profiling even though it was all me.
White girls look through me and only asian women open their legs for me .
>>674789213
cause she'd change her mind after you had sex and file a lawsuit for you raping her
I make 109K annually. My children live with me. When I was born, one of the gifts was a vinyl record of Peter Frampton Comes Alive and Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon. I've been to a Dave Matthew's concert when I was in college. College--which I completed. I finished my post-graduate program, and I have an M.A. I had to pay for my education. The only thing I've ever stolen was a piece of candy from the store when I was a child. My mother made me return it and apologize. I live in a White neighborhood without driving the property value down.
i copy the way black people dress and act to be cool.
>>674788314
we got a winner
>>674788994
What if you were married at the time you met her, then when you got divorced, you knocked her up and now she's getting divorced and you're taking over the family?
I love country music and ride horses.
>>674787465
401k eciccinoomics, I need to steal a bike
>>674789334
>>674789417
It was 1996.
>>674789807
Black man detected
>>674789672
The OP said white, not white trash you retarded double nigger
>>674789924
if i had a nickel for every time i heard that excuse
I have a plastic grocery bag filled with balled-up plastic grocery bags under my kitchen sink.
>>674789762
Find someone with no kids. A lot of women out there. Also, don't bother marrying a woman if you are going to leave her eventually. Shit, don't marry.
Bunch of cuck fuckheads.
When I say "nigger," I really lay into the "er" at the end to drive it home.
My IQ is over 110
i work and can pay my bills
>>674790118
hey it works motherfucker, white and black girls are dtf
>>674790118
That's called a wigger fuckwad. Not white trash
>>674789418
>posts a file downloaded from 4chan.
>>674790328
>tumbler gif
is this what bait is
>>674787465
I know this is a picture of Joseph Smith
/end thread
>>674790792
No? Quit being such an aspie.
>>674790178
Yeah...?
>>674790370
You are such an immature idiot.
I don't want another woman. I want this woman. I want her so much I'll pay to raise her adorable 2 yo daughter. You know? Because I can.
>>674788952
Hello Zhang my Chinese friend.
i dont smell like week old sweat and kfc
>>674787465
I have a bank account
I have a really small dick and I deny that I'm a racist
Disturbed is my favorite band.
my wife wanted to keep her name, so we hyphened our last names, hers first
>>674787465
I don't say axe when I mean ask. Seriously niggers, wtf?
>>674791376
Sooooo, you're Chinese?
>>674787465
I run my own consultancy, and a large company that is a competitor to my former employer is trying to lure me away to be senior leadership.
5/7 whitey
>>674787465
When I yell NIGGER in Harlem I get shot
I shot up three schools this week
I played lacrosse in high school.
>>674790374
That's it, winrar
But I'm not.
>>674791176
I feel sorry for you
>>674787465
what if i am not?
I'm a brony.
>>674791923
kill yourself
I watch Hockey
i drink 5 40 ounce beers every night, and i fucked ops mom last night
>>674787465
I a total cuck. Superior bbc fuck my 10/10 gf while I watch and jerk off my tiny white/b/oi dick.
Why? So I can tell all my friends that I married my cousin and because I couldn't get any other pussy!!! KEK!
I like calling people entitled
>>674792053
Kill yourself, bitch
>>674788623
Should have taken a screen shot faggot
I've never walked into a liqour store and yelled, "Yo, where you Henny at."
>>674791376
Honest white/b/oy found
>>674787465
When I was 13 my mom's friend gave me hipster beer and my mom watched me drink it.
>>674791111
oh sorry my mistake, your just a tumbler user who posts that shit here huh
>>674789646
Underrated post
i'm not
I have a steady job that I actually like.
I can´t talk with woman for more than 5 seconds
My penis is small
I have bacne
I play video games all day
I'm out of shape
I'm racist
>>674787465
I can talk back to a cop without getting shot.
>>674792583
So that happened this year?
>>674792673
kek
i have a job :^)
I don't steal bikes.
>>674791176
You think you want her that much. Reality is very different. Would be better finding no child woman that you lie as much as her.
I would put all my money on it. You can do it. The sheer number of women. Tons you will 'need' more.
Ps. The way things work are when the woman is the needy chasey one, not the guy. Sort yourself out.
792 equifax fico8
people can see me in the dark.
>>674793092
I'm hovering right at 800. Very nice.
>>674787465
I eat mayonaisse with a spoon
>>674787465
Last time I got pulled over, the police officer let me off with a warning
Trump makes some pretty good points.
I know people who can take care of my speeding tickets for me.
>>674792722
>all the niggers ITT trying to insult white people but they don't realize that we legitimately don't care what niggers think or say
That's why we don't get mad when you call us cracka, but you still chimp out when we call you nigger. You care. We don't.
Stay mad nigger.
>>674793134
I want some of whatever you are smoking.
>>674793186
Been actively trying to build to the 800 club since my post divorce score hit around 450 5 years ago. Almost fucking there!
>>674793296
fuck you nigger
No one has ever asked me to see my receipt before I leave a store.
I can vote without being shuttled to the ballot.
>>674787465
I live in Utah and can easily recognize Joseph Smith.
>>674793452
Oh, I never had to deal with a set-back like that. Even better for you, then. I concede defeat.
>>674788454
If you think letting women vote and letting black people live is emasculating, you were never masculine to start with
babydick
>>674790111
wait til we get the old cuck running the country
>>674793399
Oh, fuck. This.
people refer to me as sir and as a gentleman when speaking to others
i didnt have to fight for my rights
I recognize that without Whites, despite the horrible wars, the world would be a backward shithole.
>>674787465
I work
Pay my taxes
Do not consider crime
I know how to behave
>>674793844
same fag dubs as proof
>>674793399
>>674793612
Yeah immediately before my divorce we had been around the 700 mark and about 35k in credit card debt between the 2 of us. As part of our custody agreement I took on the total of the debt we acrued so that tanked my score. Literally working my ass off since then. Now looking at buying a house and couldn't be happier.
>>674793966
That's because your ancestors already fought for them.
When a police officer asks for my license and registration, I give it to him.
I stay silent in movie theaters.
>>674794083
And did it without bankruptcy too
>>674791743
You're so silly. Being a cuckold is raising a child with someone under the mistaken belief that it is your own.
She is already pregnant with my kid. And they're still married. So I would be cucking him if I didn't want them. But I do
So I'm taking this man's property. Everything he has. His wife and child. And I can do this because I am smarter, better looking, have a bigger dick, am better at sex, make more money, and come from a better family,
The person you should feel bad for is the dude whose wife is pregnant with my kid and whose adorable blonde daughter called me daddy the first time she met me.
>>674794083
This guy is fucking White.
>>674794138
That only thing you should ask is "am I being detained?"
I dont dislike watermelons,kfc and sand niggers.
>>674794083
You win. you guys are white. Quit talking about credit scores niggers
I naturally assume black people harbor hate towards me and, even if they don't, they'll probably try to rob me or attack me to satisfy their primitive desires.
I'm the President of the United States of America.
ive never been to jail
>>674787465
Credit score is in the 700s
>love being white
my penis is only 2 inches :(((((
>>674789521
you're an idiot how on earth do you think they can see small amounts of weed in an X-ray
you're probably a nigger
I voted for Ted Cruz in the primaries in Florida.
>>674789011
ew fuck too white dude.
>>674794727
Gook detected.
>>674792998
This woman is my sex slave for as long as I want to keep her.
Also, see >>674794226
I drink iced lattes
>>674794727
Greetings, my Japanese friend!
Watching white pussy getting stuffed with black dick _LITERALLY_ makes me nauseous.
White enough?
>>674794885
You could be a minority faggot or woman.
I have white skin & a small dick.
When I see an interracial couple in public, I reflexively utter sounds of disgust without thinking about it.
>>674787465
i have fantasies of fucking my sister
she is so hot
>>674795179
pics?
>>674792321
Noice
#starbucks
I like cats
Women with flat asses are hot
Sitting in a coffe shop and just sipping a drink sounds great
I have two bikes
I just shot up a school
>>674795179
You know what you need to do now that u said that
>>674795776
>>674787465
I have academic achievements.
I have a diverse portfolio. It's the only diversity in my life.
I got into college on a freemasonry scholarship
>>674787465
I like seeing my wife get fucked by BBC.
>>674796460
delete this
I point at historical figures and buildings as a substitute for personal accomplishment.
>>674787465
I'm studying
I go to work every weekday and get drunk every friday and saturday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1sEt3NjHNA
i live in germany
>>674788314
Damn I got the same thing
>>674797008
>>674796968
HIVEMIND
>>674797008
Ahmed go home
>>674795867
>>674795405
doubles and ill post em, she is my sister and feel a little bad about it, so roll
Only white men get dubs
>>674797106
Come on dubs don't fail me now
>>674796840
>on 4chan
>studying
>>674787465
I support trump
>>674793668
What people say they stand for is not always what they stand for. Believe it or not, sometimes people lie.
I'm pretty sure the average german citizen who voted NSDAP in the 1920s thought thought they were only fighting to rebuild their country.
>>674797321
das rite
>>674787465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q925lmJPVs
I got called cracker in school
>>674797852
>bring for me seven years to the day ago
>>674797106
Rolling rolling rolling
>>674787465
ÆØÅ
>>674788390
Definitely a /b/tard.
I speak English correctly.
I've never been to jail
>>674787465
I pick up black hookers
>>674787465
I am so white. I am translucent.
sis
>>674787465
>frat-boy in college
>I'm in IT
>soccer-fan
>got a token black friend.
>>674787465
i put mayo on almost all sandwiches.
i don't get stopped for no reason when driving or shopping.
>>674787887
How do we know you didn't steal it o.O?
love me them blues
>>674788488
but his dad isn't black...
>>674797087
ich kann fließend deutsch sprechen. ohne probleme. ich habe einen realschulabschluss und mache eine ausbildung als feinwerkmechaniker.
>>674801724
>o.O
You have to go back, faggot.
>>674801724
He stole the money from black families.
I'm an analyst for bain capital and I'm voting for Trump
>>674787465
I really didn't do anything
Don't need to.
>>674802218
i know the former managing director fir Bain Capital (no, not Mittens) and he and I are most cettainly NOT voting for Trump.
>do the math. we are both voting for Hillary
>>674787465
I don't pick cotton
>>674787465
Feels Good Not to be black
>>674802218
faggot, absolutely NO ONE here but me and you have a fucking clue what Bain Captal is.
and, noone fives a flying fuck what a $120,000 a yeat spreadsheet faggot is doing in this or any election.
>make partner and we might care
>protip: you will never be partner.
>>674793597
same
i once drank a pumpkin spice latte
>>674803092
I know what is Bain Capital
Romney was the one of the co-founders
>>674802590
White privileged Amerifag here,
No I guess thats just a white thing cuz pic related
i bring my own bags when i shop at whole foods
I'm a cyclist and a golfer.
>>674804104
That might be a jew thing,
More importantly, why?
>>674804266
idk why i do
