If you could have one superpower, what would it be? Mine would be mind control.
>>674783955
mine as well. It's the most useful in our society because you can get everything you want without fear of punishment. Altering memorys and stuff. Also, you can force any chick to do all the dirty fetishes you have.
>>674783955
Mine would be to automatically remove everyone with mind controlling power.
>>674783955
To never get STI's no matter how many shemales I fuck or eat
>>674783955
Immortallity
With all the time in existance you can slowly work towards being the mightiest person alive. You could literally become the god emperor
>>674783955
The ability to manipulate time. Your mind control will be useless when i kill your parents before your even born.
>>674784584
Yeah, with all the time in the world you could effectively gain every other super power through technology, it's obviously the correct choice
>>674784584
Immortal =/= Invincible
Sure you can live forever but you can still be killed.
Time control I would choose. Though as OP said mind control could be pretty useful too.
The power of persuation, somehow my brain will come up with the exact wording to convinve anyone to anything and then will agree with me.
>>674784762
Time is a human concept you dumbass, it doesnt exist
Control over time would be very useful too, but its also a lot more dangerous, if you're not careful.
id be able to shit out of my mouth and eat from my ass.
>>674785045
Hitler 2.0
Telekinesis because you get the appearance of super strength, flying, invisibility, the ability to change elements by changing atom structure and pyrokinesis
>>674783955
Remember the blue guy from The Watchmen? Pretty much him. I'd practically be a god. Ending and creating life as I see fit.
>>674784898
Life would get pretty boring after a while. The whole point of life is that we are finite. Some day everyone will die. The ability to end it is a bonus.
>>674785045
Well that's doable without superpowers. You just need to learn how to read people.
>>674783955
Teleportation. Essentially you can:
>fly.
>invisible.
>super speed.
>never get caught.
>>674786030
Yeah but everyone would agree with me, as I'm sure we all agree you're a fag
The power to stop time.
>>674783955
Extreme luck, because literally nothing wrong can happen. Messing with chemicals, accidental add something, cure cancer. Slip on floor, land face first into some huge titties, and get laid
To implant memories.
>>674786889
You can't stop time because it doesnt exist you Aww-Tiss-Tic faggot
>>674786714
Kthxbye
>>674783955
Ability to create portals of any size and shape, anywhere, to anywhere I like. Gives you teleportation, elements (portal to a furnace, deep ocean, tornado or glacier), put a portal below anyones feet and they fall into mariana trench.
Make small portals inside someones body so they die of blood loss on a timer.
Also can make portals anywhere to see anything going on anywhere any time.
>>674785389
>>674787247
I'd like the super power to kill you and bring you back to life with a mere thought so i could kill you over and over again until i get bored with your stupid ass.
>>674783955
Mind control is boring in the end. How would you know if anyone really ever loved you for who you are? Kilgrave problems
Ability to cure constipation so I can go back to sleep.
>>674783955
I want all his powers and duper speed. Call me weird but I pray to jehovah every day that my powers manifest as a mutant like in the x-men
>>674788382
Kiss my ass you dirty uneducated nigger
The ability to make anything I want appear out of thin air or make it disappear at will. People included.
>>674789386
Either that, or being able to make things in pictures appear in front of me.
>requesting that picture of the pile of money
unconditional omnipotence
>>674789363
You'd like that wouldn't you? the thought of another man's lips touching your ass turns you on doesnt it? faggot
Probs just want to be an android.
>download all recorded human knowledge
>make a ship to Mars
>create more androids
>have a perfect utopian society
>>674785389
You can't be this dumb, can you?
I mean
Is it even possible to post something this idiotic?
The ability to make and load saves.
>>674785902
This guy gets it.
>>674783955
>>674784220
Same here. Having slowly gaining a cult into a slowly gaining society to worship, love, and endure you to the end. No need for money, just mind control the rich guy to give a split of his wealth to you and repeat this many times.
>>674788405
>boring
Not sexually or materialistically.
>How would you know if anyone really ever loved you for who you are?
I wouldn't care. I lived reality and the truth long enough to know that living a lie is better. A beautiful lie. I just wouldn't use it in the power on my family because their love is already genuine and they deserve to reap the fruits of my mind-control labor.
the power to get dubs-quints at will
>>674787247
>>674785389
Time may or may not be real. Although the present is subjective. You're retarded
>>674791433
Dreams do come true
This is kind of a weird one, I guess:
Since I was a child, I always wanted to have the superpower to know how many people have done a certain thing. For example: How many people have shat on their TV?
But there's more to this: Not only do I want to know how many, but I also want to have free control over seeing how many did it, how many of them were male or female, if someone did it in the current year and so on. Everything, every bit of information.
Wouldn't it be interesting to ask yourself: "I wonder, how many people have farted out loud on their toilet, then laugh, then stuck their finger up their asshole and then laughed even harder while screaming "HEIL HITLER" ?" and then you find out 400 other people around the world did this exact same thing? And one of them even in 2016 or at least just recently?
That would be just awesome.
>>674783955
gravity
like blackholes and shit
>>674792860
>the power of stats
would be mine too, assuming I couldn't get a power that essentially turns me into a god.
>>674793855
Now that I'm about it, wouldn't the power of stats require you to be a 'god' ? Kinda weird talking about this, as the existence of something like a god (or at least the definition we have of that term) or having a power like that isn't even proven.
>>674794404
I meant like being all-powerful, like immortality, mind control, etc. Stats is basically just the power to get rid of your curiosity, nothing that is too big
Fuckin retards without imagination. Just get power to giving uself any other powers and after that just get control of time and space and everything at all. With that power expand your mind limits and become an ultimate celestial being which can do everything that our shitty human brain can't even imagine. And after this fuck uself cuz why the fuck not.
>>674795590
that's stupid
>>674795590
That's dumb, you're dumb
Reality - Warping.
So pretty much any superpower that has been concieved and more.
>>674797150
Franklin richards/ haruhi tier
>>674783955
The power to grant anyones, including my own, wishes
Superpower to make all desired superpowers real.
next comment ruins previous super power
>>674785389
kill yourself
Power to melt steel beams
>>674798606
Why would you want to grant other people wishes?
cancer
>>674798548
I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
>>674783955
Ability to teleport like in the movie Jumper so I could rob banks and shit
>>674799515
To get them eternally in debt to me
>>674783955
Unassisted flight. I'd go anywhere any time I want, and not have to worry about paying for plane tickets.
>>674784584
Look at this gif. Do you honestly want to be around to experience all of it?
the ability to steal other super heros powers
absolute intelegence
>>674800214
you win
The ability to get more abilities
