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How old is too old?
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>>674782298
Is it just me or do tits take longer to age than the rest of the body?
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>>674782525
Its just you. Sometimes titties go bad at young age too.
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>>674782298
7
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>>674782298
double digits
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>>674782298
Double digits
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>>674782298
anymore of her? curious how you know her as well....
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>>674782298
Im cummin my pants MOMMY CLEAN ME UP PLEASE
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>>674782298
depends on if you dont like what you did after the fact

though theres nothing wrong with trying out an old lady to see how you feel about it
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>>674782525
there is little sexier to me than an old lady who still has big, plump, round boobs instead of a pair of sad pancakes
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>>674783226
Dude gross... why would you want to fuck moms?
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>>674782838
>>674782884
in binary
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>>674782525
you didn't figure out why in the time it took you to type that shit? They have significantly less exposure to the sun than the rest of the body.
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This shit.... why... why

Why

Why do I want to see more?
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>>674784571
Moar?
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>find 50+ women attractive
>entire internet output is either russian/german blobs recorded via potato or SEO blogspam
i just want to fap to sexy old ladies
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What is it, sweetie?
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>>674785133
... you want me to do what?
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>>674785079
Looks like she's going to start yelling in german while whipping me.
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No such thing as too old OP
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15 the answer is 12, once they hit 16 its over kit them to the curb
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>>674782298
not sure, but she isn't there yet.

girlfriend has an aunt who's 65 who I would totally bang, but probably wouldn't go much higher than that
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>while her son is in high school
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>>674785735
Hot as fuck
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>>674782298
13.
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>>674785735
Yea I think shes ok!
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>>674785735
Ultimate milf

Who is the best GILF in porn b/ros?
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>>674782298
Depends on the lady. I have seen 70 year old bitches that I would split in half, and I have seen 35 years olds that I wouldn't touch with Justin Bieber's dick.

It's a combination of genetics and how well they take car of themselves.

I will say that a lot of older women can make their face, hair and tits look good, but if they take off those panties, it looks like a Salvador Dali painting that was left in a basement for 20 years.

I would fuck the shit out of OP's pic related.
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>>674786086
Nina Hartley
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I'm 35 and I seriously can't even get wood for most women my age. I've never met a woman over 26 who's managed to get me really excited. The grannies in this thread kinda gross me out, they'd probably smell like cheese and stinky pantyhose.
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>>674783779
Shooped bullshit.
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10 years older than you is too old
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>>674782298
this is relatively new.
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>>674782298
Probably 70ish
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>>674782298
It's not the age, it's the state of preservation that decides "how old it too old". Thus there is no "too old"
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>>674782298
I'm 20 and for me it's 23
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Who here would?
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>>674786086
Katherine Merlot, she's in her early 70s.
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>>674787894
>Katherine Merlot

No torrents :(
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50 after that gravity destroys any trace of beauty and surgery make it worst
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lol
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>>674782744

it was inevitable.
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>>674789015
lol, but also unf
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>>674789015
looks like this guy
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>>674789294
10/10
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I think it's very sexy fuck old granny. Because you dick is stand and ready give old lady her pleasure. Then she starts suck your red stone dick and after few licks you cummin on her mounth
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>>674785290
Vorspiel.
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>>674789472
hello yes thanks you very much rajeesh
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>>674782298
New Updated 2016 Tor/Deepweb Links! Enjoy!
http://qus.be/tor
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>>674789150
>>674790398
>'certain age'
>big ass
>powerful thighs
>full tits
this boner cannot be contained by mortal means
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>>674790716
wow, iu have some jav vids of tht mature bitch.
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>>674786086
Dana Hayes
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>this thread
MUH
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Dont get it twisted.... older chicks are the best past 40s not grannys.
cant have babies
just want sex no bs
blow you for days
got money
if you tag one make you lay the pipe hard.
Even might buy you some new shit
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>>674791116
typing with one hand sucks doesnt it
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>>674782298
no such thing
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>>674787411
This guy knows what's up.
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>>674784019

Mitt Romney's Dream Team
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>>674791762
the "cant have babies" part is the best part
i can blow my load inside them all day
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>>674785243
Tidy your fucking room for a start
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Anyone got some good porn sources for grannies?
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>>674782298

Your dick won't be able to tell the difference. Plus an older bitch will buy you shit. Just have an exit plan, they get clingy once they've had a dick in them.
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>>674791762
This
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>>674792509
Shit, if she treated me well, why bail? Pussy, nice things, a (probably) mature women who knows what she wants? Shiiiiiit
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beware what lies within
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>>674782298
Fuck off with your newfag boring threads Op
You need to learn how to hack more and lurk more and become a true old fag like me. Been on 4chan for a.year now
Dont just come on the chan like that and post like you know what your doing.
God I miss the old 4chan days
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>>674785393
Thats kind of sexy
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livechat with xamandax
age 40

https://bongacams.com/xamandax
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>>674782298
Don't look the age or gender it's not everything. If you find someone that makes your willies good, go for it.
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>>674791762
I would definitely include grannies but you got the right idea. Women are like fine wine OP, they only get better with age.
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That's like asking how young is too young. There's no limit.
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Can one of you dudes hook it up with some top notch granny porn? Facial/bukkake would be nice too, the only thing is that they can't be too fat.
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>>674789150
Does she fuck the dog? If so, I'm in
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>>674794041
https://bongacams.com/Scarlett6331
age 51
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This is 60, bitches.

Christie Brinkley will be sexy when she's a rotting corpse.

"She's the Girl I love the Best
I love her Best when she's Undressed
I've fuck her sittin', I'd fuck her lyin'
If she had Wings, I'd fuck her flyin'

And when she's dead, and long forgotten
I'll dig her up, and fuck her Rotten!"
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>>674784026
>>674783779
>>674783544
>>674782298
the problem i have with old bitches isn't the sag
>actually i love the droop because it feels great when it reaches all over you

they don't shave. ever. their haircuts are shorter than their cunt hair
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>>674793559
I would hit that till she haemorrhaged
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>>674794041
>>674794516
All they do is just sit there. boring.
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>>674790716
Who is this?
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>>674794572

That's "genetics and had work done and works out like a demon" 60.

Real, average 60 does not look like that.
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>>674787763
Me
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>>674795083

Jesus, you think I don't know that?

What kind of fucktard do you mistake me for?

Wait. Don't answer that.
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>>674795164
oh my goodness
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>>674782298
When they start decomposing.
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Too old!
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>>674795164
>>674795730
STOP CONFUSING ME
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The great thing about being a Man is that as long as you work hard enough to keep your shit in one pile, own a house, have some money in the bank, and a decent job, you can fuck young women well into your 70's.

If you feel like it, there are scads of burnt-out broads in their 40's who will fuck nearly any guy who is polite and charming, since they're all pissed at their ex-husbands, and their kids are grown and talk shit about them now.

Never come back as a chick, dudes. Having a cock means you'll die younger, but it also means you have some pretty cool perks if you play your cards right.
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>>674789015
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>>674782298

never too old baby
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>>674795049
Yukari Orihara
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>>674795976

is this something you really think? you appear retarded.
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>>674793097
nice, moar
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>>674796341
I don't "appear" retarded, since you can't see me, ignorant fuck.

And actually, this is my way of life. I fuck 24 year old's now, and I'm over twice their age, so... yeah.

Is it because I'm so handsome? Fuck no.

It's because of what I wrote. If you don't want to believe it, then don't. Pearls before Swine and all that.

kek.
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>>674786262
U think so bro? I've fucked an older girl like 30 who hadnt had kids. She had big amazing breasts with a perfect droop and the best pussy ive had even after having a couple virgins
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