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what should I do today? I'm leaning towards a porn/edging

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what should I do today? I'm leaning towards a porn/edging sesh. would that be crescent fresh? help me decide. your my only hope.

dubs tells me what to do. I'll deliver like papa johns.

pic related - me
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>>674763553
Faggot
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Fix your fucking pants.
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>>674763553
throw your flip flops in a river
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>>674763553
blow a load and get a life ffs, also buy some crocs
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>>674763638
you know it! my ex wife learned that first.

>>674763737
why bother? these are lounging around pants. they stink too lol

>>674763981
what color?
and edging is my life.
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>>674763553
Drop the pants and just walk around in your underwear instead.
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>>674763858
they would just float away. I can take them off if you prefer though.

anyone else out there turn into a fag from porn? I'm obsessed.
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>>674764373
I will when I get inside. neighbors would think I'm an even bigger perv.

I rarely wear underwear though. none on now.
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Her name is Javiela. She cheated on me for a few months before I figured it all out. It hurts like a bitch and it's my time for payback. I am here by today releasing all her videos( bitch loved getting in the ass , jesus that pussy) She is also legal I promise. http://www31.zippyshare.com/v/O4qVcs25/file.html Will be removed in 5 mintues. /b/ OP is not a fag <3 38
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peekaboo
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>>674763553
What is edging sesh?
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>>674764395
>anyone else out there turn into a fag from porn? I'm obsessed.
Its a slippery slope man. It starts with traps and just goes downhill from there.
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Buy new jeans and some real shoes, faggot.
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>>674764531
Just stay inside then unless you have to go out.
>>674764987
I'd suck it
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>>674765007
an edging session

edging is basically jerking off for long periods of time, keeping yourself close to orgasm. just a wild frenzy of masturbation. I'm addicted to it. and porn too. I embrace it though. don't care about pussy anymore, not that I would get hard for it.
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>>674765014
I encourage others to get more into it! so much better than wives or girlfriends!

>>674765196
fishnets and a skirt and heels maybe?

>>674765217
but cigs tho...
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>>674765642
No, just something sensible, like business casual, and closed-toe shoes.
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>>674765400
Do you spend all your free time jerking off?
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also, dubs and I'll write your name on my foot. first one who wins at least.
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>>674765770
isn't what I have on sensible for a lazy day at home?

>>674765774
pretty much yes! almost all of my weekend hours and many hours every weekday! it comes first. I have no social life outside of work.
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>>674765642
>I encourage others to get more into it! so much better than wives or girlfriends!
It feels good too.
>fishnets and a skirt and heels maybe?
Yes
>but cigs tho...
you can go without them.
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>>674765774
I even take viagra all the time since I've ruined my limp dick with porn lol I love it though. I don't need to get hard.
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>>674763553
AJ?
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Break into your neighbor's house
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>>674765996
I get that way from time to time. Its nice just saying fuck it and having a good fap all day.
>>674766242
Damn boy you really go all out.
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>>674766280
Reroll
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>>674766270
nope. you can call me faggot.

>>674766080
all fag-curious guys with gfs / wives should cheat and suck dick too imo

>>674766493
I still feel guilty sometimes. you? trying to get out of that.

I want to go more all out! I just need ideas lol
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how about this. I'll just write on my foot the name of the first person who tells me to!
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>>674763553
Horny man goes fappity-fap,
He tugs on his cock, but he does not climax,

Is he crescent fresh?
With Jizz in his chest,

This fagity fag posts on the 4chans,
Asking us fags if his plan in his pants is

Is it crescent fresh?
When cum is on his face?

He's not crescent fresh.
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>>674766977
I do right after fapping but once I get turned on again, the feeling disappears. Part of me just wants to give in completely and just stuff my face and fap all day.
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>>674767161
>Horny man goes fappity-fap,
>He tugs on his cock, but he does not climax,
>Is he crescent fresh?
>With Jizz in his chest,
>This fagity fag posts on the 4chans,
>Asking us fags if his plan in his pants is
>Is it crescent fresh?
>When cum is on his face?
>He's not crescent fresh.

I like that song, that
you wrote just now, and
I think it depicts, this
cock sucker well..

cum on my face would be hella cres atm fam
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>>674767425
stuff your face with food or dick?

(I'm starting to feel it Mr crabs. should I cam whore?)
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so give me a name to write on my foot. or your friends name for you to send it to?
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>>674767716
Food. I like the idea of getting fat and having a gut to fool around with.
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>>674767597
Haha not many sifyl and Ollie fans around these days, I was wrong, OP you are not a fag, you are super cres at best!
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hehehe kill you'reself pussy
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>>674768008
I'm getting a bit of a belly myself. getting fat and even more disgusting turns me on heh. like dirty too?
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>>674768251
gag me with that dig ol' bick
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Post tummy, OP
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>>674768321
Its a massive turn on for me as well. Occasionally i get a box of ores and carton of milk and go to town on them while fapping. I love how I feel during and afterwards.
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>>674768525
sure. from in front standing up, or much less flattering, sitting down and from the side? kek
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cum on your face, post.
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>>674768879
Both
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>>674768878
I use spit for lube so I'm constantly spitting and getting sticky and nasty from that. love to spit on my shirt etc.

my pig tummy
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my tits are getting big too kek

>>674768893
not cumming until maybe tomorrow. plan on staying up all night online. plus I would rather have someone elses cum on my face.

which reminds me I need to post on Craigslist for a dick for tonight.
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>>674768878
gf/wife? if so, like exposing them?
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>>674769695
You are a dirty one. You must look like a hot mess after you finally finish. I love the belly by the way. It has the right amount of hair and it can only get better from here once you get fatter.
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random recent pics
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>>674769898
Bigger tits must be even better to play with. you might want to undo those pants though and give your tummy some breathing room.
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>>674770502
good idea!
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>>674763553
Get a job
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lunchables! kek
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>>674770690
That cum doesn't look good. You should go see a doctor, seriuosly.
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>>674770617
Also give it some food so it can grow big and soft.
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>>674770702
got one. my shift is between your dads legs monday. <3
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>>674770757
Do you cum on your food and eat it?
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>>674770778
a mixed drink with coke wile spitting = brown syrupy spit

i love using snot too
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>>674771060
i have before yea
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>>674771098
>i love using snot too
Its great isn't it?
>>674771197
I've thought about doing it but never can commit to it.
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>>674771544
just di it!
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>>674771695
I'll try it later tonight. If I like it it might help the stuffing process that much more fun.
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show off something !
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>>674771695
Nice stockings.
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>>674772234
thanks. I need to get more fun clothes.

what I am thinking of atm is a better cam angle idea.
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>>674772959
What kind of clothing are you thinking about getting?
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