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Just found a fucking sword Trips decide what I do

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Just found a fucking sword
Trips decide what I do
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>>674762426
Put it up ur ass
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>>674762524
Rolling for this
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>>674762426
You just "found" a sword on the fucking ground? Give us some context anon
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>>674762426
Cum on it
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>>674762426
>takes pictures of sword
>to post on 4chan

I am literally cringing for you.
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>>674762524
roll
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>>674762426
Literally behead the next slag you see
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Cum on it
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>>674762692
Found it in basement behind some blankets
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>>674762426
Actually eat it. Break it into small pieces and hide them in your food over a long enough period of time to not kill you.
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>>674762758
roll for this
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Cut out a testicle and eat it
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Her name is Javiela. She cheated on me for a few months before I figured it all out. It hurts like a bitch and it's my time for payback. I am here by today releasing all her videos( bitch loved getting in the ass , jesus that pussy) She is also legal I promise. http://www31.zippyshare.com/v/O4qVcs25/file.html Will be removed in 5 mintues. /b/ OP is not a fag <3 24
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>>674762426
Stick it down your urethra
Also tell us how you found it
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>>674762426
katana in the pooper
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Initiate Suicide by Cops with it with your face painted like highlander
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>>674762426
Try shaving.
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>>674762983
roll
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>>674762822
best way to gain immunity to being stabbed
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>>674762426
run at people with it in the street with a mask on
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>>674762992
so close
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>>674762426
use it for seppuku aka harakiri
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Chop off pinky finger.
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>>674762983
reroll
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Insert into pooper
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>>674762992
This sounds fucking amazing.
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>>674762426
cool sword dude, wish i had one
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>>674762426
This is OP
Was digging around in basement because I have nothing else to do and found a sword. It was buried behind blankets and shit
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>>674762426
post a pic of you wearing a fedora and wielding katana
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>>674762898
Are you even trying?
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>>674762822
this, you will gain unbelievable powers
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Nothing.
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>>674762426
Go out shirtless and slay as many minorities as you can. Preferably gypsies, sand niggers and regular oonga boonga niggers.
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Go outside and chop stuff
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Chop off 1 toe, you can choose which one
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>>674763220
bonus points for go pro footage
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>>674762426
Stick in dick hole
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>>674762992
reroll
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>>674763275
Roll
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>>674762426
you aint doing much with a chinese replica, fag.
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>>674763220
>>674763267
Reroll.
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>>674762807
I bet you think its really old too.
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>>674762807
did you fucking rob a basement
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Put in toilet then sit on toilet.
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>>674763094
rollin
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Stick it in your bum
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>>674762426
Get it autographed by Randy Jackson
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>>674763359
Its completely possible, anon
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cut off a pinky with it
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>>674762992
Rolling for this.
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>>674762426
Break it. Piece of shit display piece.
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Fuck your mom or sister in the vagina with it, take pics, post em here
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go into someone's yard and start cutting their plants and flowers and trees until they come outside
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>>674763291
trips get
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>>674762426
Is it Sakabato?
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>>674762743
Roll
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throw it in the trash because its stainless steel chinatown/truckstop garbage.
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Cum on it and send a picture of the sword with cum side up to a family member or friend.
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>>674763339
fuck so close to quads..
I want you to go on rampage and slay anything that has darker skin than white. KKK 88
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hit it against your toilet until it breaks. record and post.
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>>674763476
TRIPS ROLL
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>>674763446
roll
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>>674763468
This you bitch
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>>674762426
Why's the handle wrapped with small seatbelt straps
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insert into pooper, fight knife wielding crabby patty
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COME ON TRIPS
also, just stick it 6 inches up your ass with proof
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>>674763499
Its stainless steel shit but still a sword
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>>674762524
Roll. I know op will love it
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nothing.
an hero with a gun instead.
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>>674763232
Rollll
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Take sword, put on table. Find sharpie. Put sharpie in pooper
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>>674763592
rolololol
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>>674763579
This.
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draw a swastika onto the wall with it
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>>674763468
Satanic trips get
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>>674762524
Do it faggot
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>>674762898
kys
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>>674763656
So close,,,
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CIRCUMCISION
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throw it at one of your windows as hard as you can.
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>>674763668
kek
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>>674763668
Roll
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cut your dick
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reenact highlander scene
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eat it
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>>674763220
>>674763232

Reroll again..
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>>674762426
commit sudoku
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>>674763763
Roll
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>>674763579
Lol yis
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>>674762426
Shove it in your ass
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post more pics/
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>>674763668
Roll
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pat your tummy and go to sleep
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Blade in asshole
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Cut your keyboard in half and post a picture
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>>674763206
re-ro-lo-lo
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>>674763468
This bitch
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>>674763808
88 get
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>>674763796
Rolling
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>>674763579
roll
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>>674763763
Already circumsized kek
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>>674763402
Roll
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shove it up your cock
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>>674762426
Sword up a school
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drink a glass of water and put the sword in your closet
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>>674763579
ayy lmao
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>>674763866
Reroll
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Roll for bringing it to school on your waist like a faggot
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>>674762426
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Commit sudoku
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throw it out your window
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>>674762426
Seppuku
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>>674763951
roll
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In the pooper
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Sell it and buy a gun.
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>>674762426
Slice your pinkie off
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>>674763509

This guy knows what's up.
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>>674763866
Close.
>>674763865
Rollins
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>>674763813
>sudoku
kek'd
also, roll
>>674763627
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>>674763951
Roll

>Your my hero
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you should pretend to be that ninja, yknoemw from mgs1. YOURE THAT NINJA. the ccyborg guy. rolling
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>>674763579
this.
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>>674763668
Rolo
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>>674762426
Slice a water bottle in half like this ninja https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by4rpeBtHpc
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>>674764006
Re-roll
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>>674762426
Great idea write on a fucking sword with a sharpie, nigger, you should've written on a paper
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Cut your dick in half lengthwise, like that guy in the webm
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>>674763988
go outside and stab it through a car tyre, post pics as proof
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>>674764057
Top kek
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chop a watermelon in half in the middle of the closest supermarket
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whats that saying?

steal their trips i think?
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>>674764085
Was expo marker, erasable
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ROLLING FOR SEPPUKU
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>>674762743
Everything is solved by Cumming on it.
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Cut your nutsack off and eat it.
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Stab niggers with it
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>>674763668
ROLL
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>>674763579
this
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>>674764047
roll
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Stick it through your tv
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Commit sudoku you fucking weeb
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>>674764179
Reroll
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Call dominos. Set up camera, hide outside, when pizza man knocks on door start screaming and approaching him with sword and see what happens.
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>>674763813
>sudoku
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Shove it up a dogs ass
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>>674762898
Stop you fucking ass munch, got bak to 9gag with your bullshit. We don't want any.
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>>674763468
Reroll
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>>674763579
roll.
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commit seppuku
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>>674764047
rowl
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>>674764057
why are they always so agile and sleek?
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Handle in pooper?
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>>674764221
So close
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trips get
cut your tv with it in half and post
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Prepare a meal with it....... Then Massacre a group of cerebral palsey sufferers


Mfw when they are frantically foaming for their lives
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>>674763951
Roll
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>>674763176
That's his Facebook profile pic.
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>>674764324
re
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Shove grip in asshole
Crabwalk
Fight dogs
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Go fight a Mexican gangbanger with your sword
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Slice your dick off
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put it in the toilet with a shoe and shit on it

post pics
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>>674764085
That 'sword' is less valuable than the paper.
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Chop cell phone in half
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>>674764047
Rolkandddddddddddd JA
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nothing. fuck this thread.
- sage
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kill yourself
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Cut bread
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>>674762426
Attempt to rob [insert business here]
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>>674764379
Roll
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>>674764221
holy fucking hell you made my sides blow comit sudoku u fucking pleb ahaha
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peel a potato with it
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Shove it down your urethra
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Handle in pooper then run around in local pub trying to cut people with your "AssBlade"
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>>674764369
Hell yeah
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>>674764443
off by one
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why can't we get trips? is op a wizard?
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>>674763468
Rerereroll
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>>674764237
do this but cut pizza box in half with sword
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>>674764488
Dubs
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>>674764443
>off by one
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>>674764237
Roll
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cover in ketchup, put out on street and take a picture of the first person to find it
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Hirikiri, better known as an hero your bitch ass
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Break on toilet. Post vid.
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Seppuku
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Try to rob a nigger
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>>674764496

This.
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hit your toilet with it until it breaks.
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HANDLE IN THE POOPER! RECORD IT, MAKE IT A WEBM AND POST FOR ALL ANONS TO LOL
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>>674764563
roll
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Livestream hara kiri
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>>674762524
reroll
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Butter some bread with it
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Deepthroat it
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Cut your dick off
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>>674764666
WINRAR
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>>674764568
reroll
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>>674764047
rull
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>>674764666
LAWDY
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>>674764666
Winrar
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Chop off a finger, record it and post
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>>674762426
sell it on ebay as a replica
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>>674764666
WINRAR
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>>674764666
Damn satan
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You better cut those water bottles. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYWGF8Hrkg8
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>>674764666
WINRAR
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>>674764666
SATANIC WINRAR!!!
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>>674764666
Well, fuck.
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Slash a girls stomach open and fuck the wound
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>>674764666
Ayyyyy
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>>674764666
Winrar
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Go lay facedown in the middle of the street naked with this sword and your body splattered with ketchup, red dye etc
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Show up to a Bernie Sanders rally and start murdering liberals while wearing a donald trump shirt and a make america great again hat.
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throw out window
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>>674764666
You heard it, str8 from satan
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>>674762426
>buy fedora
>grow neckbeard
>wear leather jacket w/ black jeans
>take a cringy picture with all of these items including katana
>update facebook with this picture telling them how you are a gentlemen who is too nice to women
>cringe
>get multiple waifus
>???
>Profit
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>>674764253
You ok there bro?
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>>674764237
Rollin
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>>674764666
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>>674764666
Winrar
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>>674764666
>>674764777
trips confirm
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>>674764777
double windows
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>>674764777
2 trips. get thread?
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>>674764666
>>674764777
you have to do it
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>>674764666
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>>674764777
ayyyyyyy
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>>674764666
Oh shit here I go
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>>674764666
YES!
You should've said but the whole sword in pooper
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>>674763220
roll
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Chop up a school
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>>674764666
Oh shit nigger
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>>674764910
reroll
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>>674764237
this
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I dunno man.. stab something
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>>674764666
Satan has spoketh!
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>>674764666
THE SATANIC WINRAR! ONLY HAPPENS ONCE IN 6 YEARS
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>>674764782
He's rallying 30 mins from where I live
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>>674764935
toplol
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>>674764666
SATANIC TRIPS GET. HANDLE IN POOPER NOW FGT.
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If you have kike book replace any pictures of yourself with pictures of you posing with sword. THEN suicide by cops w highlander face paint.
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>>674764770

You're edgyerer than the sword
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Now we wait for OP...
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>>674764777
Trips confirms
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>>674763763
Reroll
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OP ITS TIME TO DELIVAH
MASSAGE YOUR POOPER AND ENJOY
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>>674765001
Almost 3 trips
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>>674764666
do it op
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>>674762807
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>>674763402
roll
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