Dubs decides what I put in my eggs. >inb4 shit >inb4
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Dubs decides what I put in my eggs.
>inb4 shit
>inb4 cum
Try to make me some good eggs.
>>674751729
I would put some bacon or meat in there,always a good combination.
I hope those eggs turn out well,good friend.
I see you've made the thread right away.
Cum
>>674751729
pinch of salt and pepper
eat
>>674752111
Fuck
Ketchup
>>674752177
We have a winner. Enjoy your eggs, OP.
>>674752111
That's pretty mean.
Truly uncalled for,anon.
>>674752177
winrar
>>674752111
Top kek
>>674751729
Cyanide or cinnamon.
boil them in piss
>>674752111
>>674751729
heavy cream...its like eating yellow clouds
>>674752322
So OP is going to boil them in piss, put some salt and pepper and cum on them and eat them. Sounds like good eating.
No salt only pepper
>>674752322
WinZip
![d34240e2ea6a42b85299cfb0c5f42974[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Gn6k518.jpg "d34240e2ea6a42b85299cfb0c5f42974[1].jpg")
>>674752322
>>674752111
>>674752177
>>674752255
>>674752322
Get thread achieved
Op here I could cum in them but I cannot boil In piss
>>674752489
I'm sorry sir, I thought they were boiled and pealed already, didn't know they were raw still.
>>674752489
I'm glad you didn't put the cum in there.
Let's just say you weren't "aroused".
I guess cum wasn't really something that could be a part of the eggs.
Thank god you didn't do it, mate.
>>674751729
Fluor.
Make a scrambled fry. Cook sausages, bacon, potato bread, black pudding and chop them up into small pieces. Crack the eggs into a jug, whisk them up a bit, grate some cheese in there, throw all the rest in to and fry it up. By fuck but it is good but your heart will explode.Make a scrambled fry. Cook sausages, bacon, potato bread, black pudding and chop them up into small pieces. Crack the eggs into a jug, whisk them up a bit, grate some cheese in there, throw all the rest in to and fry it up. By fuck but it is good but your heart will explode.
I know we already have a winner, scramble them up in some of the bacon grease that you keep saved in the fridge for exactly these types of situations. Add green chilies and onions.
Put in cum, post pics, eat
pee
>>674752111
Ok, here's a tutorial for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNLPXzlz6-I
>>674752933
kek
My cabinet op here
>>674752489
- 1 tsp piss (fresh)
- 1 tbsp dried cum (powder)
- 1/2 tsp of saliva
method:
1. drizzle piss and sprinkle cum into mixing bowl and mix until a light yellow fluffy liquid.
2. Drool on the spoon (or spit) and pour in mixture.
3. throw the eggs away and just eat the mixture you made. yum yum.
>>674753034
Peanut butter
Op fridge
put whole bottle of oil in it
>>674753095
post a vid as well
OP here I cannot cum into the eggs. Preferably something out of cabinet or fridge.
Op here name anything out of the two pics and I'll put it in
Not an addition, but poach them. Just cuz I want you to fuck it up.
>>674753144
corn meal? i put that shit on my flower beds to stop weeds germinating
>>674753424
A bit of mayo while scrambling them. You won't be disappointed.
>>674753424
whole bottle of ketchup and whole bottle of oil.
Eggs are waiting for winrars.
peanut butter
Add more eggs to your eggs
If trips then all of the blood in your body
>>674753144
What's in the pot op?
Go for that maple syrup swag.
Add an additional egg.
toothpaste and Orange Juice.
sour cream
>>674753576
>>674753944
Either of these will actually taste really good. Serve on toast
>>674753911
Whatever is in that pot you've got in the fridge
Aborted fetuses are ok but you need flesh in there too. Put a bit of every type of meat you have in there and 8 more eggs
>>674753979
Calm down bro
>>674754119
Tate-o salad?
It's in their it just sunk
You'll need that crest whiting power after all those eggs. Don't waste it bro.
Bleach
>>674753692
A piece of literal shit
Just add some milk to the eggs, then scrape a bit of sour cream into there and add a dash of relish.
when all the fucked up ingredients are in the mixture, cook it in the oven.
>>674754595
Hell no not even for quints
Nice job with that syrup swag OP
>>674751729
catshit
>>674754662
Hexts?
Oop here 2 more ingredients out of cabinet or fridge then I'm done.
Hot dog chopped up salsa and ketchup
>>674754702
calm down anon
Op might prefer human shit
saliva
I really like OP. This is just a nice egg thread, no bullshit. Add some of whatever's behind the butter if I get dubs
>>674754929
Thanks that means a lot to me. This is my first successful thread
Sour cream
Right on OP is great... Glad we could help make your life more nutritious
Hurry up, lads! OP is hungry!
Pour all of the contents that is in that styrofoam cup. Then eat the eggs with the straw.
>>674754119
>>674754119
Pour eggs down pants and eat whatever the fuck that is.
>>674755313
All that's in their is old sweet tea
>>674754869
Pls
>>674755451
It's potato salad, good as fuck too
>>674755313
Rolling for this
>>674755616
Eat a handful of it
>anon isn't calling OP a faggot
im speechless
>>674755528
Roll
Has OP decided how he shall consume the eggs? Perhaps we can assist with that as well
>>674755775
Oops sorry i forgot. Op youre a faggot. No offense
>>674755859
I am scrambling them
>>674755313
Roll
>>674755900
Well, looks like op's eggs now have fag in them. I vote they get cooked in the microwave.
You could mix it in with rice and add soy sauce and meat if you have some. You could even use tuna just mix the tuna with mayo and Sri racha and put it on top of the rice and egg mix and don't stir
>>674753144
>>674751729
Jalapenos if you got them.
Eat them out of a bowl made of aluminum foil. Eat them with a knife. Only a knife
>>674756188
Fuck okay
>>674751729
Jalepeno, CHeeses (maybe a few types, Onion, Hash browns, Bacon, Ham, most veggies.)
Hurry up eggs are sitting out for a while
>>674756188
Kek
Rolling for you to put a cup of water in them
>>674756188
lame get
Reroll for
>>674756360
Post selfie but with no eyes (black bars) with tin foil hat while eating like this
>>674756188
>>674756534
Reroll again
>>674756537
How about just a timestamp
>>674754869
Roll
>>674756638
This time
op here, I am just going to cook them now
On the edge of my seat waiting for this. Told one friend to get on 4chan to see this thread.
>>674756702
Last time
Eat in inside walmart
If not, inside the police station
Cooling now
Bitch has cheated on me after few months of relationship. Guess it's time for payback. I am here by today releasing all her videos( bitch loved getting in the ass) She is also legal I promise. http://www31.zippyshare.com/v/O4qVcs25/file.html Will be removed in 5 mintues. /b/ OP is not a fag <3 1
>>674756956
>all her videos
>6.35MB
Add heavy cream, whip, and scramble fried in bacon grease. Sprinkle with chives.
Where you at in case /b/ wants to come over for an egg party?
Who is all still here op here
I have the eggs on 4 and they aren't cooling damnit
Waiting and watching for you OP
>>674757420
Cooking*
>>674757420
Put that shit on high then gradually cool it down OP.
I think the syrup might have raised the heat index for those eggs.
>>674756918
>print out picture of trump
>cum on it
>in the delicious mixture it goes
Done
>>674758192
>>674757973
do this op
Those look a lot like the eggs from Waffle House....now I know what they put in theirs
Delish
Glad we could help you out OP
Want proof that I am eating them?
Toothpaste and syrup sure do make good eggs :)
Thanks /b/ros, OP is out.
