Who is he /b??
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Who is he /b??
Dan "Catch Me If You Can" Schneider
>>674743091
mr.bobblehead
Thiss shit iss getting creepy....
Dan "Hold Her Tighter She's A Fighter" Schneider
>>674743091
do not make me open this.
welcome to goodburger, home of the good burger can i take your order
>>674743560
open it
>>674743560
do it
>>674743560
open it faggot.
>>674743091
Dan "put her in the van, hold her if you can, open her legs wider, then stick it inside her" Schneider
>>674743696
top meme
moot
>>674743091
Dan "The Penetrator" Schneider
>>674744262
favorite so far
>>674743274
Dan "hymen diver" Shneider.
>>674744709
Kek
>>674743091
What's the story behind this
>>674745253
He works with kids.
Let's get "Dan Schneider pedophile" trending.
To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
At least you've made it in Hollywood.
>>674745253
Google is your friend, you lazy fuck.
>>674745393
Wonderful. How was your stay at reddit faggot?
>>674745647
seems like you should go back to reddut, for falling for that pasta faggot.
>>674745744
wew lad
I love how they don't even try to hide it.
>>674745744
Holy shit, why is literal foot fetish porn being aired on children's television shows?
>>674743091
Artie Lange
Dan "wipe that tear, it's for your career" Schneider
>>674745744
yes. this is a form of porn.
porn on Nickelodeon.
This isn't the first time, wont be the last.
Please delete this is my dad.
he's more nick porn
this is cuckold porn
>>674745744
he sure has some feet fetish
>>674746128
2/2
Bitch has cheated on me after few months of relationship. Guess it's time for payback. I am here by today releasing all her videos( bitch loved getting in the ass) She is also legal I promise. http://www31.zippyshare.com/v/O4qVcs25/file.html Will be removed in 5 mintues. /b/ OP is not a fag <3 2
>>674744982
Kek. Best one.
>>674746326
>>674746440
you just KNOW
>>674746326
>>674746440
DELETE THIS
>>674746195
He certainly does:
https://twitter.com/samandcat/status/378643898886656000
>>674745504
Poor Miranda. Wonder how many times he abused her perfect feet.
>>674745393
#neverforget
>>674746440
he literally looks like hes wearing a fat suit 24/7
I bet he loved that line.
Dan "I can make you live your dream if you don't scream" Schneider
>>674746944
jesus christ
>>674743091
He is happily married to his wife who is successful as well and you see her with these girls and seems to have a close relationship with them. I really doubt she would want to be around them if her husband was messing around with them.
Its all BS and the real reason these accusations are a thing is he is insanely successful and his looks. If he was in shape and handsome you wouldn't think twice but because he is fat and ugly as sin your mind goes there.
Also these biggest evidence is why has no one came out claiming he molested them. He has been on Nick for 20 years and worked with countless kids. Not one of them has come forward accusing him of molesting them or claiming they saw it. The odds of that staying quiet is impossible. Someone would have came forward by now.
>>674747328
where is this from?
>>674747639
Crowded, Miranda's new show at NBC.
>>674747618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdNZjxJ0ifg
>>674747618
Most intelligent thing I have read today. /b wants it to be true so badly
>>674746128
>>674746209
lol at the mini-me version of Ted Cruz
>>674747618
>thinking this hard
>on /b/
>>674747618
Hi Dan
>>674743560
i was there. open it, fagit
>>674743091
Jimmy Saville (US)
>>674747618
>$180,000 per episode at a kids show
No doubt he had a lot of rough fun time with icarly in exchange for that monster paycheck.
nvolved in organized crime
mainly in cocaine and human trade (childs involved)
https://www.google.ch/maps/place/La+taqueria/@41.4023805,2.1755499,15z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x0:0xc691d7dff727585e?sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwi3peTog83LAhXJbZoKHUxrCKQQ_BIIhAEwCg
money laundering here:
https://www.google.ch/maps/place/Telecentro/@41.4038441,2.1681393,15z/data=!4m5!1m2!2m1!1smoney+exchange+sagrada+familia!3m1!1s0x12a4a2dd3e356d85:0x738980263613435e
on the name Fernandez of a faked ID from a person which family name is probably Hernandez
involved in organized crime as stated above
there is multiple cases of money laundering and payments for ominous business overseas
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>>674748595
Wouldn't you?
>>674746879
why?
>>674748483
>>674748537
Don't get me wrong, It's funny, but why people post that sometimes? What's the point? Is it a way of bumping threads?
>>674748849
It's an artistic way of expressing autism
>>674748849
Newfags gonna fag
>>674748999
Checked
>>674748999
Upside down satanic trips have SPOKEN
>>674749100
Go check yourself
>>674749160
Oh sheeeit
>>674743091
ask /pol/ about pedowood
>>674746242
get that duckface terrorist out of here
>>674747618
How many years passed until women came out against Cosby?
>>674749885
Most of those were false accusations on cosby, because they were all working with him at the time, where only two seemed believable
>>674746230
>shows feet
>Dan Schneider name appears
Kek
>>674749885
I'm actually surprised no kid has ever sued Schneider for harass or some shit.
>>674750863
When will Miranda Cosgrove break down and reveal all?
>>674750863
could mean it has never actually happened, or he has some serious blackmail material keeping them quiet.
>>674751082
I bet on this
>>674751237
which one?
>>674746879
fuck off dan.
So is Dan Schneider the Jimmy Savile of the US?
>>674751910
I don't know who that is so I'll say maybe.
legend
>>674752079
I would so pump her full of semen.
If any of them actually came forward about abuse they'd probably wind up with multiple dead friends/family
>>674747618
>Also these biggest evidence is why has no one came out claiming he molested them. He has been on Nick for 20 years and worked with countless kids. Not one of them has come forward accusing him of molesting them or claiming they saw it. The odds of that staying quiet is impossible. Someone would have came forward by now.
The Catholic Church got away with it for decades.
>>674753199
she always reminded me on Amanda Crew.
love them both
>>674753348
He fucking owns them that's why . He gets a bunch of dirt on them thenough threatens them and they oblige.
I would know I had Dans dirty dick in my ass.
>>674754501
cute tits, but I won't believe it's MC until proof is given.
>>674743091
a guy you fags keep posting OP
>>674755223
me too... but I sooo want to believe lol.
>>674746209
Lol...symbolism.
>>674753883
hnggggh
mfw this thread
>>674746102
Hey, fiddle-fiddle, did Daddy diddle with you too?
Bitch has cheated on me after few months of relationship. Guess it's time for payback. I am here by today releasing all her videos( bitch loved getting in the ass) She is also legal I promise. http://www31.zippyshare.com/v/O4qVcs25/file.html Will be removed in 5 mintues. /b/ OP is not a fag <3 2
>>674754501
>>674755743
I'm fairly sure its her because the photographer don't made any other beach/pool photoshoot last year. But without any proof you can't know for sure.
>>674746440
whos the girl in the blue dress?
>>674757679
it's not like her name is in the .com that's plastered right across that blue dress now is it?
get a brain moran.
>>674749001
why did I lost to this?
>>674757142
Fuck off you fucking idiot
>>674757896
>taking the bait
also,
>moran
>>674758138
>moran
>not sure if b8 response to b8 that responded to b8 or not
Damn, Dan the man Schneider looks like us fags on,/b/. Fat, neck beard, stupid hair. The only difference is he's banging hot, barely legally chick's in his mansion for acting roles
>>674757896
>>674758138
>>674758341
fuck you guys, i'm confused
>>674745316
KEK the reason why they even have shows is bc of danny boy's Nick casting couch
