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Just murdered my friend, ask me anything /b/
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Pics related
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>>674742324
Nice
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This is shit bait but I'm hungry, timestamp
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Fake and gay
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>>674742324
so, background on why you did? and how did you? you know, just basic stuff
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Splattered brains with timestamp or gtfo faggot
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>>674742395
If it's so real smash the back of his skull in with the hammer.
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Open up torso to expose organs and timestamp.
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timestamp or gtfo faggot
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>>674742324
timestamp?
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fake and gay.
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>>674742499
>>674742544
Fucking this...
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time stamp faggot
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okay. do you like swimming?
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>>674742324
TIMESTAMP
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>>674742324
stick hammer in ass and write "Joey was here" on cheek
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Reverse image search turned up nothing.
I'm mildly interested OP.
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put your dick in his mouth
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>>674742324
You're not a very good friend op
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time stamp or fake and gay
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>>674742324
great b8 m8
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>>674742324
I request timestamp + some basic background
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Cut off his head faggot
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B is dead. There used to be legit murders on here. Fuck you OP. Brain his ass with that hammer and timestamp or consequences will never be the same
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Why'd you do it?
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>>674742784
Topkek
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Same guy standing on the first pic, no blood on the hammer, blood on floor seems dry, no blood around the head, no blood drops. Kill yourself faggot.
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Try whiti mhores bled
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Do you want cookies
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>>674742324
Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?
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>>674742324
>>674742359
>>674742395
thats just ketchup. op is a faggot.
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>>674742898
Lel
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hmm seems good but probly b8 m8
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Epic prank brooo xD
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>>674742324
>White shirt completely clean.
>Blood splatter doesn't match up with blunt force trauma to the skull.
>Skull doesn't seem fractured at all.
>Hammer looks as clean as the shirt.
1/10
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>>674742324
show the face.
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OP is a cringe faggot today and always
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>>674742324
Timestamp or gtfo
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>>674742359
man you assholes got my hopes up
there inst enough blood.
If you have ever bashed someone in the head with a hammer repeatedly you get quite covered in blood.
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Fake and gay kys OP
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>>674742324
Nice timestamp fagatron.
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Bored already op...
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Stop being a nigger and tell us more
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>>674742395
Who is AV? Why'd you kill your buddy?
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I am getting a tingling feeling waiting to find out the truth.
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Cut off his ear and write "chick" on it
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>>674742359
Not even well faked.

What happened? Someone cut them self and went "wow. This looks like a crime scene hurr derp!"

Fake and gay and fucking use the hammer on your dick. We don't need you spawning.
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>>674742987 >>674742898 yah this site went to shit it got way to "popular" now its just shit but then it has its good times
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Nowhere near enough blood. Have seen death by hammer irl, can confirm
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Had my interest for a moment, but like all shit op's be waste to much time making up the story on the fly and kills the thread. A good troll has a plan you stupid fuck. Murder yourself, no one loves or cares about you anyway, the fact that you are making up shit stories proves you are starved for attention.
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>>674742324
OP the hammer doesn't even have blood on it gtfo you fake faggot
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>>674743053
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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inb4 two retards had fake blood left over from Halloween and decided to get on 4chinz today and pull a prank for epic lulz on their behalf only to be shut down because they are fake and gay, after this thread 404s they will go suck each other off. /thread
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good job, keep it up my friend!
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>>674742324
Whaaaaaaat
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>>674743259
We all saw 2 bros 1 hammer, sir edgelord.
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>>674743479
this
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>>674742324
>>674742359
>>674742395
Let me guess faglord. You just step barefoot on broken glass, put blood everyxhere and say: " Hey ! This look like a crime scene ! Let's make an edgy fake cock sucking thread on 4chan"
Right ?
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>>674743479

its fucking true....
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>>674742324
Jesus christ did you step on 1d4?
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>>674742324
Why are there blood on his feet?
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>>674743013
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>no visible cuts or even a single dent on the skull
>no blood in hammer
>cleanest shirt after getting knocked to shit with a hammer
>random tracks of either fake blood or ketchup that leads nowhere
>no timestamp


worst b8
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You know what? Fuck this thread. Im leaving. The little kid is getting off on the replys.
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>>674743651
OH GOD DERAILED DERAILED
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>>674742324
Is that the 7oz hammer from a Stanley toolbag?
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>>674743651
edgy
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show the hits OP
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>>674743013
faggot
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No one realizes they shoved the hammer up his ass and his intestines came out.
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>>674742324
Fake and gay
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>>674743651
seen that pic before. Definitely not OP
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>>674743651
Did you at least get your dick wet first?
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>>674743651
Wait. They're wearing different clothing and there's different stuff and the background. The walls are a different color. The girls have different hair colors. They have different skin colors. Fake and b8
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Also, bloodsplatters arent conducive with blunt force trama with hammer. I watched making a murdurer i would fucking know
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>takes snapchat picture while victim is still casually walking around
>victim is too much of a pussy to touch the blood so he just hovers above it

fucking millennials
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time stamp faggot
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>>674744063
They're two separate girls, retard.
It's pictures of a triple murder suicide where a guy killed his wife, their kids and then himself.
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>>674744063
the fact you took the time to figure that out and then reply means he won.
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>>674744063
or.. two different girls, you dopey cunt.

this is old as fuck, I almost jacked off to it once but then I found a pic of denis raders victim which was much better
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>if I casually mention that I masturbate to dead people maybe they'll believe me and think I'm cool xDDDDDD
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>>674744412
>>674744275
forgot reply.
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>>674744117
It would cause some serious bleeding if you hit it hard enough and with the three photos OP posted, Its pretty obvious that the most force OP "made" was a tap
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>>674742324
fake. it is a google image
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>>674744275
Otero or some shit yeah?
>>674742395
Best part is the friend was too much of a pussy to even get a drop of blood in his hair.
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>>674744412
I mean, I'm not joking lol
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>>674744444
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>>674744469
It would be a bloody fucking mess, his hands would be kool aid
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>>674744598
Fuck youvi aint ch we ckin t b st shit
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This thread is going nowhere, lets just forget about it.
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>>674743688
>>674743872
Pretty sure you fags took the bait
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>>674744588
idk, you can find the pic if you look, its grainy.
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>>674742324
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>all these faggots falling for obvious bait

suck a dick
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>>674744748
>>674744588
Oh yeah that's the one lol
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Now that were on the topic of murder, can anyone help me find the guy who would rig mannequins with sensors and bury his victims alive, and have the manequins set up in his house, ans when the victims would struggle the manequins would "cry" ? I want to watch that shit again.
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it's fake , with that amount of blood spatter there has to be blood in the hair , since it's coming from the face and on the second foto you can see his face , but no trace of blood what so ever
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>>674744878
lolwut?
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>>674743689
this. op is a massive fag.
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