Biggest girth dick in the world here
nice wart
>>674733738
Im pretty happy with my length at 7in, but I think I'm lacking in girth. My gf doesn't seem to think so, she seems to think it's huge. But I'm pretty sure that's what every girlfriend seems to say.
Any legit methods to improve girth?
Is this natural?
>>674733589
What the actual fuck is wrong with your dick?
girls love it
>>674734135
I like to use the thump method. Simple and effective. 2 thumbs wide is average, 3 thumbs is above
>>674734871
haha mine is 3 thumbs even when only 30% hard.
>>674734871
How about the Trump method?
Call her a fucking bitch, slap her, then tell her you'll make her great again while she's choking on your dick.
>>674734165
OI STUMPY
whats cookin?
>>674735036
mine is 3 thumbs when soft.
>>674735043
lol DRUMPF genius
for scale
>>674735036
what yu got a gauge on your shit m8?
Penal synthol injections
>>674735188
got any legos?
>>674734165
this guy is definitely a virgin by the laws of physics and cus hes a fag too
>>674734293
No. He either did the injections or had the surgery. The biggest giveaway is the tiny head.
>>674735188
Hahahaha wtffff
you have a chode op
>>674735150
MAKE DONALD DRUMPF AGAIN
>>674733589
Dude wtf I'd be pissed at nature if I had that
>>674734871
> implying everyone has the same sized thumbs
>>674735644
THUMB SIZE IS UNIVERSAL.
IM LAZY
LOL,
GOD
I don't get it man... what is up with this mentality of bigger is better and and not just that... that you have to have the most ridiculous song to feel good about yourself? I'm 6'3 tall with a 6.5 inch dick, i have more than enough girth for any girl I've been with and a little bit to much for 2 of them at first but eventually got it in... like wtf guys. Just be normal. Why are you going to such lengths to nit be yourself?
>>674733589
What you called "Botched surgery"
Enjoy your broken penis, faggot
Girth of 6.25" reporting in.
>>674733589
Does anyone still have the sad noir detective edit of this?
>>674736775
my phone tells the time, but i dont stick it in anybody's cunt m8
>>674736457
I was in that thread
lmao
>>674738135
my life is that thread
>>674736457
i need to see this now, somebody pls
>>674735248
That or fat injection
I'm on my way to the bank to get a loan for penis enlargement surgery.
My dick is 6.5" around op.... And I didn't need surgery.
>>674735557
more
>>674737988
KEK
What the fuck is wrong with your dick man.
Mine is normal, not fat
>>674733405
so we're just posting dicks? I always thought mine was a decent girth for 6"
>>674735490
wow i thought this guy would be a fat slob jabba looking mother fucker like his pathetic cock lol
You disappoint me /b/
>>674733589
Tsuchinoko
>>674733481
>>674733589
>>674734165
>>674735188
>>674735490
WHAAAT THE fuck are those supposed to resemble dicks? ewwwwwwww fuckin hell those are some filthy flopdicks fam
>>674741694
>not wanting to prolapse a woman's uterus
>>674742006
With a normal dick. Not with that, negro.
Dude, don't post shit like this unless you're going to post videos where we can hear what the girl says when you shove it all in. Either post vids or get out newfag.
>>674734165
Is your gf's pussy destroyed now like a soggy paper bag or what
>>674734135
Your dick sounds like mine.
7 and a bit inches, but not that thick.
All girls I have ever been with have commented on the size - even one nighters.
I don't worry about thickness anymore - as long as it's not a fucking pencil, no girl is going to worry over thicknesses
>>674733589
ITS CALLED IMPLANTS
>>674734871
>thump method
ive never heard of this, please explain
>>674736775
>Hold on, let me check the time
>>674733405
is that natural? any vid or webm?
>>674741471
Tsuchikono vs Crapcom
nvolved in organized crime
mainly in cocaine and human trade (childs involved)
https://www.google.ch/maps/place/La+taqueria/@41.4023805,2.1755499,15z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x0:0xc691d7dff727585e?sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwi3peTog83LAhXJbZoKHUxrCKQQ_BIIhAEwCg
money laundering here:
https://www.google.ch/maps/place/Telecentro/@41.4038441,2.1681393,15z/data=!4m5!1m2!2m1!1smoney+exchange+sagrada+familia!3m1!1s0x12a4a2dd3e356d85:0x738980263613435e
on the name Fernandez of a faked ID from a person which family name is probably Hernandez
involved in organized crime as stated above
there is multiple cases of money laundering and payments for ominous business overseas
>>674733405
Jesus Christ...this douchebag again?
