Rap Thread
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Rap Thread
K, I is rapper supreme
no sorry
cuz oh lordy
my vision is goin blurry
My brain feels dirty
Checked out mah rap guys
Fuck taking a girl tha cinema, I just wana get something in her.
The type I go for are at funsters can't talk to a normal girl only munters.
Even then they don't like me SEX IS VERY UNLIKELY!
So I buy pants of ebay put them on ma face, n wear em all day!
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
I guess im on a roll
this rap is getting dull
Ima go out and sell my fucking soul
ze zien mij rollen, ze haten.
succes met nederlands rappen
rollin'
I literally cannot stop sucking cock.
I won't.
I won't stop
It's time to fucking pop
shut up you fat fucking dyke
>>674726856
off by one
so close son
rollin' cuz I'm on a bun
>>674726076
kanker talent
>>674725266
winrar
skizzle my bizzle
giggity slap flappitty niggery nipple slip
know this shit is fun
spittin fire like the sun
Brain on hyper over run
man I'm fucking done
you are fucking slow
gunna need a tow
by me
you see
I spit for infinity
here on /b/
tickle my pickle
Rolling off, off by one
I am leaving cause this party no fun
I just want to go and gargle some cum
Spit it and pop it
lick it and lock it
I'm a fag so I do rock it
ayo
vomit on my sweater already
allahu akbar
Moms spaghetti.
Dubs bread stealin all 55
No rap going on tonight
Sorry buddy
>>674725940
For some amunitions and a hair trigger
My finger always stressin don't shoot till their nearer
See the white in their eyes and the fear, I can't stop, won'the stop, until my message is clear
mother's spaghetti
its ready
inst it freddy?
Makin my way downtown
string beans
yeeaah nigga
youz a bitch ass nigga
shit nigga
what?
op is a faggot
jews did nuffin
anon likes weed muffins
tits ass ass tits bitch...es
>>674729502
a massive to be precise.
>>674729550
kek
Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it’s written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation’s OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve
Sheeeeeeit I Is the nigga the nigga the nigga, watermelon watermelon moms spaghetti.
Going around and round
Looking for purpose
Nothing to look for
Just wasting my corpus
>>674729666
Start singing fag
caus' im lickin on mah boi jesus' nut bag
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>>674724626
Check em
>>674729666
So, Satan raps. Didn't see that one coming. Always thought of him as a metalhead.
REQUEST: Someone post vocaroo of OP Who recorded whole thread. I remember 3 facts about that thread.
1.It was starting with "Im drunk and bored , lets start rap thread" or sth like that
2. He was raping fluently and well
3. He sounds like he was white dude between 17-25
I'm smoking a bong
Wearing just a thong
Grabbin mah dong
Watching Asian porn from Hong Kong
Stroking my already hard schlong
And going all king Kong
But I don't last long
And then I hear the gong
Ding dang dong
>>674724626
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OP here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s039nvaIJdJd
shit was fun but that last post fucked me up
i hate niggers i hate jews
ill try
>>674731462
Ohohoh, it's you. Congrats on 40 subs (y).
>>674731896
Thank you man :D