>be walking on the streets >see this >what do?
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>be walking on the streets
>see this
>what do?
>>674722849
Call the Patriarcy Overlords and report.
>>674722849
turn 360 and walk away!
>>674722849
Proceed with rape, post results
If it looks clean... get in between.
>>674723003
If you turn 360 degrees you will end up in the same position since 360 is a full circle
>>674723063
lol you are right! I guest you OWNED me
>>674722849
>inb4 still not asking for it
>>674722849
Tell her that she isn't good enough to be raped, she's disgusting.
>>674723033
Sounds like a proverb
>>674722849
>Take a picture
>squeeze her butt
>ask to go somewhere private
>hold my lulz till I go too far and offend her
>LUL
>>674723063
360 is the same thing as 90. He'll walk to the right.
>>674723124
Is fine brother everyone makes mistakes if you want something really funny check this site
9gag.com
laugh and thank me later!
>>674722849
>blow load into pants instantly.
>smell her hair and run away to clean up.
Bitch is insane. IT'S INDIAN STYLE RAPE TIME. Fuck her until she explodes. Fifty guys minimum.
>>674722849
Oblige her
>>674722849
Ask her any she's selling canola oil in the nude
>>674723177
you're special, don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise
>>674723224
OMG dude that site is hilarious I am here laughing with my girlfriend and I send the link to all my facebook friends, thank you so much
>>674723241
Kek
>>674722849
i'd rape her then philosophize
>>674722849
>sign says free rape
>rape her
>>674723333
Nice quads, and no problem bro, that site is gold i always check it with my family, friends, girlfriend and co-workers
I'm not a nigger or Muslim
>>674722849
Well, since wherever I am, I must rape, I rape her.
>>674722849
>approach her
>compliment her willingness to the cause
>ask her to dinner
>first kiss
>ask her on more dates
>achieve false sense of security
>brutally rape her
Honestly people take rape too lightly these days. They only want a quick dip, the art of rape is dead. Letting her know you abused every fiber of her being is just something spectacular that cant be described in words.
These kinds of rape victims dont go to the police, they kill themselves.
So is it rape for free? That's consent.
Or is it Free Rape, like, Rape is being locked up somewhere and was innocent?
>>674723451
IKR!! here enjoying my weekend with family, friends and girlfriend, I work hard everyday in the office to give myself this pleasures
>>674723558
top kek 7/10, could have been longer
>>674722849
But remember guys: 'She didn't ask for it'.
>>674723360
/thread
you say yes and these guys come out and rape you of course
>>674722849
I laugh in her face
>>674722849
Bringing my rape matress.
>>674722849
I would tell her to stop oppressing me.
Only because am a male doesn't mean I want to rape crazy.
Never stick dick in crazy.
> Inform her of her rights as a woman.
> Respect her body and her desire to protest.
> Tell her that women are respectful beings and should be treated equal to men.
> Look into her eyes while telling her all of this and not anywhere else to show my alpha male quality.
> Agree with her and talk to her about how oppressive the patriarchy is. How women earn less than men and how men are violent sexual beings who see women as objects. Except for me of course because im special.
> Take her to dinner in which we each pay for our own meals to show her that she does not need a man and she is a strong independent woman
> roofy her drink
> rape her
> delete all evidence that we ever met
> if she accuses me of rape act like I dont know her and that she is crazy
>>674722849
>document her having advertised as being free.
>imply that it is free in both the sense of costing no money, and in the sense of having a liberty.
>take her up on her offer
>procede with my day
She is obviously putting a hidden cam "so progressive social experiment", the kind you see on facebook montaged with sad music.
> kiss her forehead, do a 360 and walk away
You can't rape the willing, so.....
>>674727469
>kiss her forehead, do a 360 and walk
if you do that you'll bump into her
>>674727758
Underrated.
>>674725759
well that escalated quickly
>tell her, if she has to ask for it, no one wants her in the first place
>>674723063
Are you fucking retarded? 360=will go in a circle and turn right. It's the same as 90.
>>674727905
Not if you do a moon walk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6pomaq30Gg
>>674722849
"dont mind if I do"
>>674728578
>Are you fucking retarded? 360=will go in a circle and turn right. It's the same as 90.
>>674723063
>360 is the same thing as 90. He'll walk to the right.
>>674723003
>turn 360 and walk away!
You're looking for 180
>>674723528
>Well, since wherever I am, I must rape, I rape her.
I am pro feminism too.
So if a woman takes that offer, is she a man?
>>674722849
Explain to her that her sign means she consents, and therefore, it isn't rape.
Then, when she's angry and arguing...
Rape her.
>>674723594
It's best to philosophize AFTER the rape. It's kept me happy.
>>674722849
>see her
>walk up to her
>ask if I can get her number
>reach into fanny pack
>ohfuk.jpeg
>leftover spaghetti I was gonna eat is EVERYWHERE
>even spread to my pocket
>deargodwhatshappening.avi
>look up at grill
>she looks disgusted with my spaghetti
>pulls out my phone to get her number
>spaghetti falls from my fanny pack all over her feet
>"c-can I have your number -- Maybe we can go out sometime and get some spaghetti dinner?"
>she's gone.
>>674728983
i will shoot you in the rape
>>674729097
If a woman takes the offer, you rape both of them.
>>674722849
Don't be silly.
Rape is always free.
>>674722849
Wish I had the balls to snatch a feel. Might attempt creepshot and post on /b/.
*clack click* *click* UGH COME ON YOU COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKING GOOD FOR NOTHING PIECE OF SHIT SHOO*boom*T
thats what
Most of them have rape fantasies anyways. They specifically like the situation more than normal women who don't scream and shout "still not asking for it" "we live in a rape culture".
These women -love- to be dragged around and put into a situation where they can't do anything.
>>674729355
Thanks, appreciate it.
>>674729460
kekken
>>674722849
>>674729565
>Most of them have rape fantasies anyways
Fuck free rape we should be charging them
>>674729463
It's not a creepshot if they are standing there naked with a sign saying free rape.
>>674728983
>being this new
>>674729460
i keked
>>674730411
>implying I would ever just go up to someone and take their picture.
