Femanon here
ITT: Idiots who don't realize that average is three inches too small
ITT: 5/10 women who think they deserve eight inches.
>>674697131
3/10
Tits or gtfo. Prove to us you are worthy of a monster and you shall receive one.
>>674696956
You shouldn't have fucked the horse.
show me your fuckin feet and tell me i have a small cock
Idiots who look fuckin 15yo
>>674696956
It's called average for a reason. Sad reality is that 5-6 inches is the most common you'll get in life. Porn really clouds your judgment. Just like it clouded mine. Now shut up and show your tits. Or gtfo.
ITT: Slut is upset she can't get a man big enough for her mile long vagina.
>>674696956
>Idiots who don't realize that average is three inches too small
Then stop complaining when we put it in your butt.
>>674696956
Shit, beat me to it
>>674696956
Actual femanon here.
>>674696956
Even a 747 looks small flying into the grand canyon.
>>674697586
>>674697991
hahahahahahahahahahahaha nigger
>>674697364
This is the only adequate response.
>>674697438
Once they've had horse, they can't go anywhere.
>>674696956
>average
>3 inches too small
Sounds like quite a few femanons are going unsatisfied. On the other hand, even dudes with small cocks blow a load when fucking a chick.
Sucks to be you I guess...
>>674696956
Average is actually perfect
But you're a retarded white so of course you're a size queen
>>674698293
>But you're a retarded white so of course you're a size queen
Faggot.
>>674697779
And average isn't satisfying for a reason. That reason is the patriarchy.
For far too long, fathers selected the men their daughters would breed with. Women were cut out of the natural selection. Now that we are on the verge of true freedom, we can finally choose to have children with men that suit our genetic needs without our fathers interfering and get pathetic little boys like you to pay for it.
MFW This bait is fishier than two month old hakarl
and the OP's cunt
>>674698432
Wait. So your genetic needs are to be reamed by horsecock until you begin hemmoraging from every orifice?
Are you Jewish? You sound Jewish.
>>674697842
This, fuck this. This so hard. Like holy fuck. Story of my life.
>>674698432
Oh shut up and stop acting like it's an evolutionary need. No one would even want to breed with you, whether small dicked or large dicked, you fucking cow.
>>674696956
Italian here
ITT: Idiots who don't realize how stale this pasta is
>implying I give a fuck if you get off or not
Women moan deeper, deeper when getting banged. We men can't moan tighter, tighter. Just waisting out breath
>>674699040
*spicy meatball gestures* ay bos
>>674696956
Sorry, you don't seem to understand where you are. Tits or GTFO.
>>674697933
>Actual femanon here
ahem, if you please
>>674699040
/b/ is infested with stale pasta. It's oozing from every crevice.
You take what you can get it guess..
>>674696956
>>674697933
>>674698432
have you ever been on this site before??
hey there fella's i find it hard to beleive that 3.5 inches can't please a woman. mathematically the the areas of pleasure stimulation cross at 2.5 inches of penis length. the problem here is women aren't achieving climax due to poor choices and/or general disconnectedness
>>674698432
Pretty sure the average human physiology was established before we had cultural concepts like marriage.
>>674699427
god yer dumb
>>674698207
You live in the world of the imaginary 1:1 penis:vagina ratio. In the real world there is a ratio of one eight inch penis for every 3.5 vaginas, and so girls share because they have no choice, and they pretend to be happy about it, because they are happier with the timeshared big dick than without it.
BTW, I'm an average guy. Just real.
I sees three little kids up in the front row
Screaming "go" with their 17-year-old uncle
I'm like, guidance... ain't they got the same moms and dads
Who got mad when I asked if they liked violence?
>>674699555
>>674698432
I'm sorry, but have fun with your kid when the only gene you care about is a dick.
>>674699555
trips a side, id like to hear your theory on why this is even valid as bait
Why are you all even replying to this copypasta? Shit, y'all retarded.
>>674699604
There's this weird mentality I find online, where people assume everyone else has zero morals when it comes to sleeping around or cheating. But I've never encountered that in real life. Dunno.
Not this kike again, she could smoke a cigar in the rain.
>>674696956
9's
>>674699604
>average guy
Implying the genius in your post could come from an average guy...
>>674696956
It's bait but
>3 inches
>average
>>674699427
Reading must be hard for you.
>>674699375
Pic related.
>>674699839
What are you trying to imply???
>>674696956
>advertising your loose pussy
kek
>>674700106
That you should kill yourself
>>674700079
How can you be this dumb.
>>674699791
you subtracted 3 inches instead of adding them to the average.
he's right. you're dumb.
>>674700085
Only if the cactus isn't 3 inches too small...
>>674700245
kek
>>674700079
this has to be bait. it isn't possible to be this stupid.
>>674700085
Disregarded. Move on, gentlemen. Not a femanon.
>>674700079
Its bait but....
Preffered size = average size +3
>>674696956
>>674700079
average size = 5.5 Op is saying 5.5 + 3 = preferred. She is not saying that average is 3.
>this is extremely obvious and I'm flabbergasted that you need this to be explained to you.
>>674696956
FOR FUCK SAKES YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING NEW FUCKERS. OBVIOUS B8 IS OBVIOUS. YOU FUCKING NORMIE SHIT CUNT DENYING ANGLEBASTARDS. SNIFF POTATO SHAVING WET NIGGER 40 PACK FAGGOTS. FUCK. I'm not mad though, just dissapointed
Also, LEARN TO FUCKING SAGE, OH LAWDY BABY CHRIST NIGGAS.
Wait.
You need a 6" circumference dick to be satisfied?
My god, why don't you just go fuck a thermos, they're more readily available.
And as a second query, where WAS that coffee cup before you held it up?
>>674699604
Pretending to be happy isn't satisfaction.
Tell me anon, the last time one of these women let you poke her with your 3 inches too small penis, did you nut? Do you think she came?
>>674700636
Only newfags try to fix this place. You've been here more than 6 months, but less than 2 years.
When you've been here +4 years you'll be replying to these threads while knowing it's bait and not giving a fuck because it's fun.
>>674700636
That pic is so funny!!!
Can I save it?
>>674696956
Fuck you op i love my tiny dick
>>674699427
>>674700079
>>674700763
OP IS SAYING THAT AN 8.5 INCH PENIS IS THE SIZE PREFERRED BY WOMEN YOU GOD DAMNED MORONS.
>>674701049
Me too, anon.
Me too.
>>674700832
>implying 2 years is even close to being unfaggotry
Wait, do you really believe that the average size of penises is only three inches?
I'm pretty sure the average size is closer to 6 inches
>>674696956
3/10
>>674700832
This. It's fun to argue/debate/whatever. Especially somewhere with zero consequences. Somewhere where you can say, for example;
Go fucking die in a well, nigger.
>>674701365
I think he's saying it's 3 plus 5.5 inches.
>>674701664
niggers tongue my anus and I'm not even gay
The average cock hard, that I know so far...is around 5.5-7 in. Both acceptable imo. Then again my pussy has not been turned into a hallway so......
>>674701917
You will be when they're done with your anus.
>>674696956
Sup slut
>>674701917
When life gives you lemons
>>674701959
>5.5-7
That just simply isn't true. Only 5% of males have a 7 inch dick. 57% of males have a 5.5 inch penis.
>>674701959
A good ole fisting will fix your right up.
>>674698432
>And average isn't satisfying for a reason.
We are not trying to satisfy women . We never gave a shit about women's satisfaction. We want to fuck women and ejaculate in them. If women dont agree to this then we'll simply replace you with fleshlight and female sexbots .
We already have the fleshlight ; only a matter of time for the female sexbot .
You WILL be replaced by female sexbots . Your sexual satisfaction does not matter to anyone.
>>674702129
>>674696956
You stupid newfags still posting on this bait thread?, how retard you can actually be?
>>674696956
>letting this bait thread get this big
>>674698432
>then replying to obvious bait and allowing this thread to get even bigger
Average is fine. 6.5 inches is more than enough to satisfy anyone but a gutter slut.
>>674702134
Oh...so what about the other percentages?
>>674701959
https://imgur.com/a/3r5sH
>>674702249
You seem a little upset here.
Wanna talk it out?
>>674702322
Full retard
>>674702434
Gaaaahhhh I could not......not a size queen =X
>>674702249
>We are not trying to satisfy women . We never gave a shit about women's satisfaction.
You mean, aside from chilvary and all. And fathers teaching their children, "Women and children first" code of honor for thousands of years.
Aside from that, you mean.
>>674701365
ITT: Cunts with bad reading comprehension
>>674702618
I'm pretty sure she sticks that in her boyfriend's ass. It's been a while since I've seen the video
>>674702434
Finally. Thank you very much anon.
>>674702763
Ouch...
>>674703000
Nice dubs man.
>>674702663
My father never did. Nobody I know had fathers like that. Chivalry is rarely taught. Are you living in the fucking 50s still?
>>674702865
wait, is this really saying that 93.4% of men are smaller than 7 inches?
>>674702865
So it's true. The vast majority of men are sexually inadequate.
>>674703117
Heyooooooo
>>674702865
fucking just finally measured myself. 5.25" in length erect...goddamnit further below average than I realized
>>674703736
If it makes you feel better, I think that's a good size.
>>674703625
Or that the vast majority of women are bored out like the engine on a race car
>>674703736
>72.7% of men are better than you.
>>674703625
Most men are born with "garbage" genes, which means their genes will only continue for a few generations before being dominated by alpha male genes, and disappearing completely without a trace. While most men successfully reproduce, they will only reproduce mostly children whose genes will share the same fate as their own.
Only the natural alpha male, chad thundercock, will spread genes that will last a thousand years. Everyone else's genes will be molded in his image.
>>674704437
citation required
>>674700832
newfag acting like newfag about other newfag acting like newfags.
get real faggot, this bitch is asking for it.
>>674704437
I sincerely hope you realize how stupid that actually sounds? If their genes were so inferior, they would be bronies, who don't reproduce.
Anywho, selection doesn't work like that. "Garbage" genes can't be chosen to be removed, unless the owner can't reproduce.
>>674702663
>women and children first
I thought society loved equal rights these days ?
tbh unless they're a slut 7 inches is probably the most a girl can take regularly, I fucked a couple girls who said 6.5 inch w/ 1.5 girth was a little too big. Nothing wrong with bein a slut tho
>>674700206
autism
I'm so glad I have a big cock. It's the only thing that keeps me from killing myself lol
>>674696956
kathrine r?
>>674705423
Seymour Asses?
>>674696956
>>674697228
OP, You are pretty gross. I also think 3/10 but you lost 3 points for your nasty ass hair, jagged ass nose and bone chilling bug eyes.
0/10
Invest in Asian robots
We might get robo waifus with wifi soon
>>674705509
Hugh Jass?
Long time since I last checked /b/, are these size threads the new cut vs uncut thing? They are fucking everywere.
>>674703736
Girth? That matters way more.
>>674706347
The hot topic of dick debate seems to change every so often. It'll be back to cut/uncut soon enough, then back to this, then back to that, etc etc
>>674696956
doesnt matter. it could be that all men have inferior sized dicks, but we will still fuck any girl we want and they will say its the biggest theyve had. whats the biggest dick youve had in your mouth OP?
>>674704899
They are bred out via natural selection dummy.
