>call Dairy Queen
>ask if how much their mozzarella sticks are
>guy on the phone says they don't sell them
>wat.jpg
>get nervous hang up
>call back thinking he's lazy, ask if they ran out of cheese sticks
>he says they don't sell them anymore
>hang up because I'm socially awkward and call back in another voice asking why they don't sell cheese sticks anymore
>guy just sighs and tells me "dude I'm sorry, we just don't -- will you please stop calling
Fucking bullshit Dairy Queen.
They sell them right?
>call this Dairy Queen 9164894473
>ask how much their mozzarella sticks are
>post results
>>674654351
no, not where i live anyway. just feel good you can actually get food.
>visiting a friend
>says wanna get some dq?
>fuck yeah, i could go for a chicken basket
>friend says what?
>it's just ice cream
some people just don't know.
>>674655022
Can't get through
>>674655109
Weird, I can't remember the last time I went there for ice cream
>>674655421
there's only 2 of us posting you fucking moron.
>>674655742
I don't see your point but thanks for the updat cunt
>>674655910
The updat
>>674655910
you're welcome.
>>674656012
kek that piss you off?
>>674655022
But as far as this goes -- are there any 24hr dairy queens we could fuck with? Idk why but taking that shit off the menu kind rustled my jimmies
DQ is disgusting
>>674656668
>>674656630
it's worldwide dude, just pick a target.
>>674656668
When a bunch of nignog middle schoolers run it
>>674655022
> Phone number busy
> Phone number busy
> Phone number busy
kek
>>674657262
Yeah that number doesn't work. We're trying to find one that doesn't close at grandmas bedtime
>>674657262
don't think it's some kind of raid.
>hey joe, why is the phone off the hook?
>some retard called three times in a row and asked about mozzarella sticks
>ahh fuck it, leave it off the rest of the night.
>>674655022
Called the number, greentext down below
> Hey I was wondering how much your mozzerela sticks are?
>uhm what?
>How much are your mozzerela sticks?
>We don't have any
>yes you do
>No I am the manager we don't
>how is that possible I was in the store earlier today and bought some
>....
>Can you go to the freezer and check for me
>I am the manager i know we don't
>i bought some earlier today
>FF a minute
>back on phone
>no mozzerela sticks in freezer
>Hey someone posted this number on 4Chan.org and you're probably gonna get a lot of prank calls later tonight.
7148407971
do this number /b/
3097346701 ask for matt (me)
>>674658045
>>674658167
Forgot to post
>yall got mozzarella sticks?
>no we don't carry them anymore
>well how much are they
>we're a small store we don't have them
>I just need the price
>click
Fazolis is open for the next two hours here in Kansas.
(316) 634-1855
>>674658167
>>674658271
Please post only restauraunts where I can ask for mozzarella sticks to be delivered
>>674658511
I did it's a Mcdonalds and they do serve mozzerela sticks now.
>>674658609
Even if the restauraunt serves them ask for them to be delivered
>>674658732
do it and post results
>>674658784
Kay what app do you guys use to record calls?
>>674659084
Just type it in green text fag
>>674659214
Not nearly as good. Vocaroo is superior
>>674658511
>fazollis this is Shane speaking
>how much are your mozzarella sticks
>we don't sell mozzarella sticks actually, sorry
>yeah but how much are they
>... We don't sell mozzarella sticks
>oh oh my bad, well I'll take a 12 pack, only delivery
>click
>>674658045
>Hey someone posted this number on 4Chan.org and you're probably gonna get a lot of prank calls later tonight.
why
>>674658167
This number doesnt even work
>>674659577
Exactly. It's a business, they're probably bored anyway.
>>674659539
Called again
>thanks for calling fazollis this is Shane
>hey Shane I just called, I forgot to ask how much those mozzarella sticks COST
>We... Don't... Sell them
>oh shit seriously?
>have a good night(click)
>4846377314
ask if they have fries
>>674659985
>>674659539
Someone please post more restaurants that are OPEN
>>674659985
Poor shane
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Hz1OVlOQ5Y
>>674661086
5/10
My friend who did it without laughing called. I did but couldn't stop laughing so I hung up almost immediately after her response. The DQ number that was posted, btw.
"Hello."
"Hello."
"How much do mozzarella sticks cost?"
"We don't carry mozzarella sticks."
"Do you not serve mozzarella sticks?"
"No, we don't."
"Why do you not?"
"I'm sorry. I don't know how to answer your question. We just don't."
"That's fine. Do you serve Honyas?"
"What?"
"Honyas."
"What are honyas?"
"I'm not sure. Could you ask your manager to ascertain?"
"My manager's not here at the moment, sir."
"That's not so good."
"Is there anything else I could do for you?"
"No, but I have something to tell to you."
"What is it?"
"People on 4chan are faggots."
"Okay, then. thank you, sir."
>>674661752
>People on 4chan are faggots
cool
>>674662098
Yeah he's anot actual autistic seeming really weird kid. But he could do it without laughing and I couldn't so Oh well
>>674661752
>My friend who did it without laughing called. I did but couldn't stop laughing so I hung up almost immediately after her response. The DQ number that was posted, btw.
>"Hello."
>"Hello."
>"How much do mozzarella sticks cost?"
>"We don't carry mozzarella sticks."
>"Do you not serve mozzarella sticks?"
>"No, we don't."
>"Why do you not?"
>"I'm sorry. I don't know how to answer your question. We just don't."
>"That's fine. Do you serve Honyas?"
>"What?"
>"Honyas."
>"What are honyas?"
>"I'm not sure. Could you ask your manager to ascertain?"
>"My manager's not here at the moment, sir."
>"That's not so good."
>"Is there anything else I could do for you?"
>"No, but I have something to tell to you."
>"What is it?"
>"People on 4chan are faggots."
>"Okay, then. thank you, sir."
who talks about 4chan irl
>>674661086
kekd
>>674661752
>My friend who did it without laughing called. I did but couldn't stop laughing so I hung up almost immediately after her response. The DQ number that was posted, btw.
>"Hello."
>"Hello."
>"How much do mozzarella sticks cost?"
>"We don't carry mozzarella sticks."
>"Do you not serve mozzarella sticks?"
>"No, we don't."
>"Why do you not?"
>"I'm sorry. I don't know how to answer your question. We just don't."
>"That's fine. Do you serve Honyas?"
>"What?"
>"Honyas."
>"What are honyas?"
>"I'm not sure. Could you ask your manager to ascertain?"
>"My manager's not here at the moment, sir."
>"That's not so good."
>"Is there anything else I could do for you?"
>"No, but I have something to tell to you."
>"What is it?"
>"People on 4chan are faggots."
>"Okay, then. thank you, sir."
nice prank btw
>>674661752
>My friend who did it without laughing called. I did but couldn't stop laughing so I hung up almost immediately after her response. The DQ number that was posted, btw.
>"Hello."
>"Hello."
>"How much do mozzarella sticks cost?"
>"We don't carry mozzarella sticks."
>"Do you not serve mozzarella sticks?"
>"No, we don't."
>"Why do you not?"
>"I'm sorry. I don't know how to answer your question. We just don't."
>"That's fine. Do you serve Honyas?"
>"What?"
>"Honyas."
>"What are honyas?"
>"I'm not sure. Could you ask your manager to ascertain?"
>"My manager's not here at the moment, sir."
>"That's not so good."
>"Is there anything else I could do for you?"
>"No, but I have something to tell to you."
>"What is it?"
>"People on 4chan are faggots."
>"Okay, then. thank you, sir."
my name is henry what about you
>>674662308
>>674662428
I say 4chan when people ask me where I get my autistic memes.
Not sure if sarcasm or just a fag
>>674661752
>autistic kid calls one night
> h-hey do y'all have honyas
>what the fuck are you talking about
>4chan faggot
>hangs up
Sure he isn't autistic
>>674662799
>>>674662308 (You)
>>>674662428 (You)
>I say 4chan when people ask me where I get my autistic memes.
>Not sure if sarcasm or just a fag
oh ok thanks bro, i like talking about memes at lunch
my favorite is the frog one
Can we go to tc room 'uranusmoon' and listen to these calls for keks?
>>674662583
My name is nonya, nonya fucking business you nigger
Call DQ...Ask for Battletoads.
>>674663032
>Anonymous 03/18/16(Fri)23:15:57 No.674663032 ▶
>>>674662583 (You)
>My name is nonya, nonya fucking business you nigger
fuck you dont be a racist
Call DQ, ask for olives.
>>674662995
Wrong nigger, you probably post pepes on jewbook. Fag
>>674658045
>>674663330
>>>674662995 (You)
>Wrong nigger, you probably post pepes on jewbook. Fag
no im white and voting for trump
and i dont have a facebook just a twitter. but i do tweet the frogs sometimes
>>674663330
Missed quads
>>674663544
I do support trump actually. But that just makes you a white nigger
Can we just get in rc or make a new thread for this
>>674663801
Ok, disengaging autist mode. I can't fathom how retarded you have to be to take such obvious bait. Kill yourself fgt
>>674664139
Gee fucking golly told me to kill myself. Hur dur, you're the type to like Rihanna music fucking fagit
>>674661086
Fucking kek, why arent more vocarooin?
Fish Dicks?
