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can /b/ take me on?
>5'11
>know muay thai
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>>674653704
who is Muay Thai and why is knowing him relevant at all?
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>>674653704
bro you're 5'7 max
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Haha with those legs, you would snap like a twig
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>>674653704
I'm glad you spelled muay thai right. Last few OPs spelled it wrong.
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>>674653937
Kek
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>>674653704

>meme martial arts

I'd get you with a power double then proceed to turn your face into hamburger meat, maybe break your twink arm if I'm feeling happy
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>>674653704

>isn't afraid of going back to jail.
Probably.
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>>674653704
>5'11
More like 5'5 you fucking manlet.
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>>674653704
pictures been used
not as much text
not as confrontational
op is copycatting that other fag who re-posts pics from /fit/
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I also know mai tai.
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>>674653704
>be me @ 5'10
>FUCKING 5'11-6ft IN SHOEZ!!!#211!1!
>judge everyone's height.
>you are 5'6 155lbs

I'd make sweet sweet rape with you.

This is bait tough, and that goes to all you little gals at 5'6
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>>674655653
This. I'm 5'11'' (5'10.75'') but have met many fuckers my height or shorter who claim 6 feet. People need to start using wingspan as a "proof" of height.
>my wingspan is 71 inches
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>>674653704
Id gut you in your sleep cunt
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>>674653704
That giant head makes him 5'11
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>>674653704
>6'2
>i'm from Poland.

there you go, you non-white scum.
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>6'1
>227lbs
>know krav maga
bring it fucker
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>>674653704
you look like you know your way around 3 dicks at once
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>>674653704
>manlet.jpg
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>>674655977
I actually feel tall most of the time. People claim on 4chan and else where, where no measuring tape is available that they're 6'1+, it's pretty kek.
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muay thai 6'3 fuck off
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>>674653947
5'4"-5-7 with heels
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>>674656475
>>674656664
>thinking knowing a martial art makes you stronger.
My slavic blood alone makes me superior in combat
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>>674655977
Wha?

I'm 183 cms height and 202 wingspan.
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>>674656853
>slavs good at anything besides being drunken fuckups.

Sure, brah.
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>>674657010
tallfag reporting in
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>>674653704
>>674656664

>muay thai
>6'6
>fuck off
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>>674653704
I'm 5'11" and the guy in OP's pic looks like 5'7"
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>>674656853
>slavic blood
>superior
the only blood that is superior is the one of pure Arian heritage like myself
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>>674653704

>leg day

It's a thing.
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why is one calf way bigger than the other
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>>674657158
Amazing. Every single person in that picture is a doughy motherfucker. Gross.
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>>674653704
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>>674657010
That's not perfect proportionals. Not sure anyone notices though, even subtly.
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1. Break ur nose
2. Collapse your throat
3. Remove ur eyes
Finished!
And with my bare hands,
Mma fighters are pussies!
And don't last 3 seconds out side a cage!
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>>674653704
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>>674657880
Kek. Sure is
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>>674653704

I don't even work out and could beat your ass while drunk.
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OP is a dwarf
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>5'10"
>own gun
Bring it pleb
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>6'3"
>not a faggot
so yes
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>>674658051
Assuming a generous probability p = 0.3 that any random person is fit... and assuming this is a valid sample of persons, the chance of this ensemble being all doughy is 0.7^30 = 0.000023

tl;dr you're a butthurt insecure faggot who can't accept the vast majority of people are not perfectly fit
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I'd bang you. I have a fetish for jacked midgets
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>>674653704
>the fuck is a "leg day"?

Would make a good little bottom bitch.
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>>674657631
>Arian
>Myself
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Get off /b/ fucking normie
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>>674655977
I have long arms and legs, and a short torso. Even though I'm 72in, my wingspan is 75.5in
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>>674657158
Taking this to my sources on <{/i/]>, just because your stupid enough you fucking idiot. Enjoy the raid.

btw, if you want to join in go to the website without motherless DOT commerical. Search pthc, it's the pic of the red head with big areolas (the instruction to reach <[/i/]> invasion for you plebs) will be somewhere in the comments. Thanks me later
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Mati!!?
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>>674655977
>>674660277

>wingspan

You faggots fuckin' birds or some shit?
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>>674657880
It's from me stomping people's faces in who say I'm not 5'11.
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>less than 6'

manlets, when will they learn?
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>>674653704
Dude ... You'll suck dick very soon.
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Itt:
Fat fucks pretending to be strong lel
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>>674660572
English dink. Speak the white mans language.
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>>674660635
FUCK YOU FAGGOT I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW SEALS PASTA.

Seriously though, I've fought 2 really tall people in my life, it was ground and pound. If you're not trained, just use all that leg to run. 5'10 fag. Unless you're a freak of nature NFL player then, "Nah, what, never man."
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>>674658445
if that is you, you look like a faggot
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>6,0
>navy seal
>300 confirmed kills
I will fucking rape you
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>>674653704
>1.70 meters (too lazy to convert to retarded american system)
>I own a gun
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>>674660492
You implying you don't have wings?
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this 2016, every carries guns. physical fights are for plebs
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Have you all beat. Fucking 27 y.o., 6'0 (210lbs, lift weights) have a well paying job, so I avoid fights and will sucker punch the shit out of you to avoid a doctor's bill.
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6'2, would fold you in half
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>>674661775
You have the worst facial hair I've ever seen on a man.
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>>674661775
lying fuck... you're my height (5'10-11), don't make me break out the software and triangulate. I know those ceilings are eight foot.
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>>674653704
The definition of manlet
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>>674661949
This is similar to my beard. I guess if he had such a shitty beard its not just low test, but it feels that way sometimes.
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>>674661775
Shit sucks, dont rub it in.>

>674662115
Not lying lol.
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>>674662959
Feel with me, bro
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>>674663504
Honestly I think being White with a weak beard is a sign of English ancestry. Damn limey ancestors...
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>>674664028
I'm the only one in my family with shitty facial hair. I'm also the tallest/brolic
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