Aks a drukn brit anyhting.
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Aks a drukn brit anyhting.
what are you drinking? I'm in America drinking some cheap ass beer
When are you emigrating?
Where in the UK are you from?
>fellow britfag
Where do you live britbong?
>>674642102
I is drking chep arse ciddr
>>674642227
whne Trump id persifent.
>>674642266
>>674642277
I lvie in Birmighnam
What's the eyeful tower like
>>674642382
Not far from where I live then.
>>674642419
I aint ben to surrenedr land.
>>674642517
whre yuo live then?
>>674641913
why British girls don't brush their teeth? seriously what a waste...
>my m8 chatted up a gorgeous paki then twatted a geezer
Is this how britbongs talk? How to make more authentic?
>>674642551
kek, I'm not the guy you replied to but Sunderland is a shit hole mate
>>674642382
Christ, Birmingham. How often do you consider killing yourself? Death must seem like a blessed relief from the monotony of living in the Midlands.
>>674642616
Newcastle
>>674641913
WAT U FUCKIN LOOKIN AT?
>>674642675
cause wa al habe shiet taeth
>>674641913
Why do your women all fuck shit skins? British cunts all seem obsessed with being fucked by third world niggers, and muslim niggers. What the hell? Why?
To me
>>674642699
i wnat to an hreo every day mate
>>674642870
casues thye cunts
>>674641913
ITT: some underaged brit faggot pretending to be drunk by spelling everything wrong
>amerifat here, drunk as all hell and I can still spell just fine
>>674643046
He's just a little autistic, give him a break.
>>674642870
I'm not OP but that's not my experience. I even live in a predominantly black and Arab / Asian neighbourhood and the only race-mixing really is black and white (black girls and white guys or white girls and black guys) but even that is rare. The Arabs and Asians tend to keep to themselves.
>>674642870
yeah, I've seen things like that in America but it seems that in England is worse, totally disgusting
>>674643463
engladn is a fukin shite hole mate
>>674642956
I don't blame you, mate. I passed through Birmingham on a train once and had to pull myself away from the abyss of depression afterwards. Fucking miserable place.
Is London a good place to visit? I wat to see Chelsea play soon
Which football team do you support?
>>674643612
London is ful od shiteskins an d cunts.
dont go threr
>>674643612
The middle of London (zone 1) is very pleasant as a tourist.
>>674643680
Birminhgam City FC
>>674643046
i came here to say this. OP is indeed a faggot as always
>>674643612
It can be,depends where you go.
Source : I live 20 miles from London.
>>674643805
Nikola Zigic was a machine player for you guys.
Im from Australia and I have a Cheltenham FC scarf
>>674643562
No shit, everybody is inbred or interacial bred. Yet all of you cucks have the audacity to talk shit about the world's #1 power - 'Merica.
>inb4 inbred shitskinbritshits decide to talk shit to pure skinned, white America
Go die in a dull butterknife fight, faggots.
>>674643612
>>674643748
I live in London. It's like any major world city. Good parts and shit parts. Don't go east of Shoreditch after dark and you'll be fine.
>>674644001
Zigic is a fikin legenbd. Scorde aganist aresenal in 2011.
How does it feel to lose a war?
>>674644382
yuo chatin shite mate?
>>674644012
Why are you so defensive? Fucking hell. Talk about 'audacity'. You came into a thread, which was headed by a Union Flag just to say "You cucks better not make fun of Merica". That's a beta mentality, mate.
>>674644262
Greatest thing I saw was Arsenal cunts cry when they lost to you guys in the final. Greatest day ever
>>674644499
Nah bro can't understand that filthy pig latin mixed with the fake drunk text
>can engage in conversations
>coherent enough to know whats going on in this thread and answer questions
>can't spell a single word correctly
pic related. are all europeans really this cringey? I'm beginning to think so
>>674644601
i was fukin chering tha t gaem on down the pub.
Bristol isn't bad. Just so fucking lefty and full of Welsh cavemen on the weekend
>>674644840
fukin IRA cunt
>>674644745
Yeah, we are. One lonely Britbong on /b/ is definitely the epitome of an entire continent. In all seriousness, though, OP is a faggot.
>>674644770
Pretty stoked they wont win the EPL. Fuck those cunts. I guess youll see Aston Villa in the Championship next season. Good luck with destroying them
>>674644563
welcome newcomer are you enjoying your first time on this site?
>>674642382
Birmingham is a fucking shithole, no wonder you're pissed up
>>674644770
Your probably some fatfuck whose never been to a pub, let alone have the balls to even drink enough to get mildly buzzed...fuck off faggot
>>674643612
London is nice
You should go once
>>674644926
Hwo u dnoi cla?
>>674644961
we'l gibve thoes villa skum a right ares kiking
>>674642679
Almost, but "gorgeous paki" is kind of an oxymoron
>>674642675
Where the fuck did you hear this trash? Not true
>>674642102
Jahshsvahs
>>674645080
Ivory coast army?
>>674644979
Very much so. I especially like it when anons search their memories for an appropriate comeback, only to find that it is full to the brim of CP and autism, and so resort to calling someone a newfag without any basis for the claim. Yeah, that's my favourite feature of /b/.
>>674644926
...
>>674645250
His faggot ass is probably drinkin peach schnapps mixed with sprite, or a zima with a jolly rancher in it....fucking faggot
>>674643612
The main thing with London is you gotta be doing something there, you're going to a gig, fine, eating out, whatever have a day plan cool, but unless you know how people are there don't be standing around in one place too long, or you'll get robbed/killed so quick, even people that live there are constantly moving, like fucking sharks, gotta go fast
>>674643158
Are you the fat chick in the pic? Cause rules are rules
>>674645289
>his memories aren't filled with CP
definitely a newfag
>>674645417
Maybe his 'faggot ass' and your faggot dick should meet sometime.
>>674644563
>using the term beta unironically
I'd expect nothing less from a brit, m8. Go eat your crumpets whilst attempting to sharpen your butterknife on some concrete.
Sorry that the British government banned jokes and sarcasm back in the anti-hatespeech war of 1996, right before the war on kitchen utensils and sporks in 1997.
>>674641913
where are our six counties at mother fucker
>>674645699
i bet you'd like that faggot
>>674645683
That's two. I've never seen a triple. Could you make my day and call me a newfag once more. It would mean a lot.
>>674645699
>>674645289
Fuck Britain
>>674645837
thyere up ur fukin arse mate
>>674645781
Did I say I was British? Fucking presumptuous cunt.
>>674645915
>he's never been called newfag 3 times in just a short period of time
good lord get a load of this newfag
>>674646098
Straya I presume?
>>674646150
You're colouring by numbers, anon.
>>674646098
>saying cunt to pretend your Australian rather than British
Give up, m8.
>>674646370
Incorrect. Though the use of the word cunt is an acceptable reason to think that.
>>674641913
how many fingers am I holding up?
>>674642382
Where in bham im just outside from dudley
>>674646573
I'm not Australian, you fucking dope. Australia, though they have a real dexterity with the word cunt, does not have exclusivity to it.
>>674646811
teh shiteohle knonw as sheldon.
>>674646764
If you're from Norfolk, I'll guess twelve.
>>674645911
Top zinger faggot
>>674646915
A'whight ya limey cunt den, mate.
>>674646764
i kant se threw a fukin moniotr you cunt
>>674645781
>jokes and sarcasm
but brits are the funniest and most sarcastic people on the planet
>>674647142
Stop thinking so Anglo-centric. It's a big old world.
>>674647310
>most sarcastic
When they say they're actually funny, yes, I agree.
>>674644745
I know him personally. He actually does drink a ton, but I'm not sure if he's pretending to act like this or not.
>>674647676
I aint pretebding u cutn
>>674641913
Why do you all have horrible teeths?
>>674642769
How is Newcastle not far from fucking Birmingham haha
>>674647676
>>674647865
>samefagging this hard
>>674647155
How many dicks can you fit in your ass?
>>674642792
Underrated post
>>674648012
sreveral
>>674647155
Wrong, answer is yes. Kill yourself, you piece of shit.
>>674648010
>being this underaged
>>674648002
i dont abae a fukin clue maet
>>674648010
they're from different ip addresses and have different names
>>674641913
Why your dad is fucking the vacuum cleaner?
Wyh yuor so drnuk?
>>674644012
Best place in the UK is Liverpool. I loved other areas in the UK previously and blacks people simply know not to come to Liverpool because it's a racist city. We had 1 black kid in our year group at school, 2 Chinese and 1 paki too.
London is full of absolute fucking bell ends. The midlands where OP is from is a fucking dive and it's full of pakis, everywhere else is basically pretty shit.
Scouse not English, we're our own country in a country.
>>674648438
me dads a pplie of fukin ahses maet
>>674648631
cuse im a fukin depresed alcohloic
>>674648653
Rest in piece of shit.
>>674647155
Learn to spell you piece'a shit, I'm pretty drunk too, but I can still formulate a sentence, dyslexia isn't a real thing, learn to spell you tard
>>674648756
It is a real thing you fuck head
>>674648756
Not OP but slysdexlia is definitely real.
Meanwhile at OP house.
>>674649147
pertty mucch
>>674648317
How would you know, faggot?
Again
>>674648317
>>674648194
>samefagging this hard
Another drunken Brit reporting in
>>674649221
Lern 2 NS normie
>>674649299
ay oop maet
wahts ocurring?
>>674649221
>How would you know, faggot?
The names are self explanatory and the (29) means that person is the 29th new IP in the thread.
>>674649465
Wine
Wine and shitposting
You?
>>674649644
Guess I'll NS up in this bitch
>>674649644
cider, vodka adn rinning tihs thraed.
the namefags have arrived
tits and timestamp or gtfo
>>674649299
same here. ch61 you bellends
>>674649845
>cider, vodka
Sweet jesus nothin good could come from an evening of cider and vodka
>>674650011
>Merseyside madman
TW2 reporting in
One sec let me find my monocle
>>674649618
Wut? Is it because I'm on a phone? Cause everything just shows up Anonymous for me
>>674650011
b26 yuo cunt
>>674650635
its a thing called namesync,you need 4chan x to use it
>>674650635
it's because you're new
>>674650305
>Merseyside madman
don't tell the scousers that, they feel inferior as it is. how's it going you southern cunt? life being sound or nah?
>>674641913
Teach us about the wonders of Islam.
>>674650669
>brummie
i like your thread and that youre not southern but fuck me i hate your accent
>>674650865
Ilsam is a reliigon fro cunts
>>674651000
i'l reluktantly chek yuor trips mate
>>674651191
nice one you loveable brummie prick
>>674650854
Actually yeah, solid weekend ahead - pub, pints and three rugby matches tomorrow, then a recovery Saturday. It's gonna be pretty sweet - you?
>>674651459
working all weekend mate, kinda gutted! don't follow rugby, it's the 6 nations innit? how we doing? are we still shit at it? either way enjoy your weekend anon
are you drunk enough to fuck this scottish bitch?
>>674651965
mate i'd hit that sober any fucking day
>>674651965
Nga, I woultnt shag that
>>674652165
>>674652331
what about her?
>>674652331
Y not? Gud tits
>>674652583
lokos cutem ate
>>674652583
neh, tooo cuhby round teh fece
>>674652583
8/10 cutie
would take out to dinner and viking festival
>>674651879
Harsh! Hope things are as relaxed as possible mate. England's actually already won the 6 nations this year - this weekend doesn't even matter, but here's hoping we win anyway because fuck everyone else.
>>674652583
probably, her body doesnt look as good as the first one tho
>>674652331
Whats wrong with her?
>>674653036
moet my teyp
>>674652583
I would lovingly caress her scales while whispering sweet nothings into her earholes.
>>674652798
oh right... sweet! well thats one sport we're not shit at eh! you follow footie or you just a rugby guy? an cheers man i'll try and make it as relaxed as possible, if only just for you!
You suck your own bong?
>>674653391
ow many bongs m8?
>>674642382
Birmingham? It's official, OP is a fag.
So my dumb brummie, why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>674653620
im palning to
>>674653735
don't do it man, you accent still has people to amuse. but srsly dont do it you wanker
>>674653735
Good, cos I'm guessing you're not actually drunk. You type like a 12 year old pretending to be drunk.
>>674653838
Piss off you schmuck. ALL BRUMMIES MUST DIE!! !
>>674653948
>>674654089
i dunno he seems pretty fucking bladdered.
>>674653339
Just rugby - not actually from the UK originally, feels like I'd be bandwagonning if I chose a team. Always cheer for England though, obviously.
>>674653620
Even if you don't like the accent, Birmingham's really not so bad. Lived in Derby for a few years, weekends in Birmingham were like escaping Siberia.
>>674654300
Nah man, the vast majority of shit we see on /b/ is just bullshit. Entertaining though mind you.
>>674653948
I can appreciate the skepticism, but I've been drunk enough to type like him in the past. Think he's legit.
>>674654402
where are you from then man? how long have you been over here for?
jsuet to prubve all yuo cunts woh think is fiakink wrogn
>>674650011
Heswall?
From Wirral myself
>>674655111
Canada, nine years. London is the shit - no idea where I'd go if I moved back to Canada. Toronto isn't even comparable.
>>674655207
02:16
Why are any of us still awake
>>674655225
yeah heswall. you? not often we get wirral people on here!
>>674654880
>>674654917
cmon we've all been stupidly pissed before
>>674655494
cauese we haev no livse
>>674650854
Feel inferior? I walked around our shit hole capital city and half you southern faggots flapped it when you heard my mate had a scouse accent. The attention he was getting off your slags as well haha
>>674655591
Oh yeah
Crap.
>>674650305
Imagine having to pay half a million to get a 2 bed semi in twickenham. Fucking hell mate.....
>>674655546
Wallasey. How old are you?
>>674655624
>southern faggots
im from the wirral mate
>>674656009
25 you? how'd you guess heswall?
>>674656044
Woolyback then
>>674655929
500k for a two bed semi? Sounds cheap.
Anyway, later Britbros and others - time for sleep
>>674656142
Ch61 is heswall isn't it? You're a few years younger than me, I'm 29. Load of my mates live in heswall, been drinking that way for the last 10 years pretty much.
>>674656196
better than being a scouser
>>674656254
Not according to average price listings in twickenham : /
>>674656584
Plastic scouser you are mate
>>674656416
That's right it is. Was just being a mong. Right I'll bump into you in franklyns sometime soon then yeah Haha?
>>674656708
As much as you guys like to say that no one wants to be a fucking scouser. I'm from the "posh side" of the wirral anyway.
>>674642769
>>674642859
I'm from Blackpool and I'm stoned and druno asf
>>674657192
Yeah either there or the jug!
>>674658049
i've worked at both of those places and i currently work at one of them. not sure how much info i wanna give out ha, but either way i'll see you i'm sure
>>674641913
how does it feel to be culturally enriched?
do you think the queen is a lizard? if she were, would you kill/rape the queen?
>>674658640
tbh famm, i dinth give a fuk
>>674643158
TITS or GTFO
