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If /b/ can successfully count to 10, I will post me and my girlfriend's sex video. I'll also post nudes. She's 19 and I'm 29.

I doubt /b/ can pull it off.
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I'll kick off this shit.

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fuck off OP
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Bastard. :<
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Winrar post now ya nig nog
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ALRIGHT YOU WANKERS LET ME DO THIS STOP REPLYING AND GIVE ME 5 MINUTES.

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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!
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9 2 4 1 59 10 now gimme the nudes!111
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OP here - None of you faggots can pull it off. /b/ cannot count to 10 unless there are mods.
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guys just let a single person do it from 1 - 10 it'll take some time but it'd get us to 10
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why tho
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Hi guys! :3
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Not possible.

/b/ has a massive compulsion to fuck up things. It's not gonna happen. This is why /b/ can never count to 10. Someone, somewhere is going to fuck it up eventually.
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Fuck it, we lose. OP be nice and deliver anyway?
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actually happened before though, i forget the last time they were able to
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>count to 10

I have sucessfully posted count to 10 like you asked.
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/b/ can't even count to 5, let alone 10
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Hey! My name is /b/ and I'm going to count to ten!
One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine-Eleven. Ten!
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How many versions are there of this picture... already seen 3
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OP here.

Nope. A deal is a deal.

It's not entirely impossible for /b/ to count to 10 actually. I've seen other people do it effortlessly or just straight luck. The problem lies with having to cooperate with thousands of other users who are potentially browsing this thread to resist their compulsion to fuck up the counting.
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EVERYBODY JUST STOP.

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I´LL DO IT.
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OP here.

And I'mt not even deliberately sabotaging the count. It's amazing how many people wants this task to fucking fail lmao. It's ironic because if /b/ ever wanted to, they can unite under one banner and take down anything yet the simplest matter of counting to 10 proves to be a herculean task even for /b/.
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FAGGOTS
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She's not all that.
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Nigga
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ur a faggot just give us the damn vid
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I doubt OP has had sex.
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Mfw when people can't just listen to the people who say stop and let them do it.
Fucking idiots
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You fucked it up, mate.
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>>674642692

This.

Fucking this.

/thread
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Never mind, I'll just post the vid.

Post a little more to prove that you're really trying, though. :)
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Alright, let's try it. Who wants to do it?
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i feel like i'm working too hard for this.....
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No one post anything, I will count to 10 myself then we can all fap. Deal?
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How do we know this is OP?
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deal mate
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Deal. EVERYBODY STFU
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you try
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I am kekking so hard lmfao
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..... why?
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Inb4 it's a download link to a virus
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Seriously, STFU. Let this guy do it.
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stop fucking posting you fucking nigger inbred stupid masochistic donkey faggot mongol fuck yard bitches.
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Let me fucking count
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I've seen a count to five, never seen one as far as ten.
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witnessed
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You're all a bunch of dicks. Fuck you. Thought you were better than this. Turds.
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This is why aliens don't talk to us.
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>Thought you were better than this
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OP here.

To show you that I mean business and I'm not trolling/baiting and fucking around, here's a sample photo from the folders I have.

We broke up so I'm squandering the wealth.

I have 10 videos ready to be uploaded on Megafileupload with just a push of a button along with 100 nudes.
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OP here, you're all fucking retarded so I'm lowering it to 5
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You did this on purpose
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>>674644151
Because bros before hoes. You could've helped the bros get the hoes.
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^ this
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I have 10 fucking tabs open no one fucking post. No one.
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>sure
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I don't know where to start making fun of you
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That's not what squandering means, dingus.
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This is a test. don't post u fucks i have 10 verified tabs
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I was rite. Meh.
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looks kinda like my ex
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you're OP confirmed
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Just take revenge and release them
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Wow, I've never seen tits before - what a disaster if we don't get you to release these!
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/b ... Give me 20 seconds of silence
This is all I ask
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Ten!
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i said it kinda looks like her. shes a little bit chubbier than my ex. but my ex did fuck a 28 year old when she was 18 and cheated on me. so for all i could know that is her lol.
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OP never said it had to be in sequential posts. I see that /b/ counted to ten. Stop being a fag and post it
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i used to fuck ur girlfriend.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
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Maybe you guys should start posting more than just 1, 2 and 3.
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True
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Fuck you op, have this. Now post pics and vid.
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The only time /b/ will count to ten
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Exquisite.
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post more loli op
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because that's how counting works, non sequentially

1, 5, 3, 2, 4

Look Mom, I'm doing it.
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Get your own.
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OP here.

So much kek.
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This is why we have no credible presidential candidates.This thread just shows,in neon lights,that if world ended tomorrow 75% of you would die going outside to look for water.
And it just makes me laugh my ass off to watch this...op is right u motherfuckers cant even count to fuckin 3.
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NOBODY POST FUCKING ANYTHING. I WILL FUCKING DO IT. JUST. FUCKING. STOP.
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If the world ended wouldn't we all be dead?

Also, 10
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There wouldn't be people if the world ended
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Don't tell me what to do.
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sequential POSTS, as in, a series of posts
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Does she gets roasted by her friends for dating someone on they thirties ?
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YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
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Ha, ha - time for 10!
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/b/ counting to 3
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John Madden!
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Damnit, you found it before me.
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This thread is going to 404 because of the dumbasses that cannot just follow ONE SIMPLE MOTHERFUCKING INSTRUCTION.

Stop posting and just let ONE PERSON count.

Thread is gonna 404 and we're nowhere near to counting to fucking 5 sequentially. OP is right. You idiots have the strongest compulsion to fuck things up. Now we're never gonna get those nudes.

Fuck all of you inbred retards. I'm posting to loli to relieve my stress.
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Need more 5's, you guys. WISE UP
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A particularist.Clarification:Central servicesi.e. Total failure of local and federal services.
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Trips of faggotry
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Poor quality.
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He asked /b/ to count to 10, not post the numbers 1-10 in whatever order they felt like.
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Indeed, I am. Thanks for the clarification, Anon.
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Dos.
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Eins
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If she was of an age we were more interested in, say umm 8 we might actually try.
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EVERYONE STOP. I WILL DO IT. GIVE ME 5 GODDAMN MINUTES
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i sAid it first fagg
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alright fag I'll stop so u can try
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Win.
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here to ruin it

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Ok, I'm done here.
Fuck OP's girlfriend, and his pencil dick - cause I bet she isn't
She left his fat sorry ass because hes a closet faggot... just like the rest of you.

peace.
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but dont you want the goods b0ss?
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Bye, fag.
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I want the pussi b0ss
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