As soon as you get out of the shower, you see this. What do /b/?
Tell him he can go to the shower.
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"Oh wow, you're my favorite hollywood undead member"
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"Come on in big boy ;)"
>grab my gun
>rooty tooth point and shooty
>#'Merica
Oy vey I just came out the shower and now this mess don't tell me to be quiet, mister
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>Good thing I always have a spare gun in the shower.
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when did i start showering inside?
thank him for telling me to be quiet so he can attack the murder who snuck into the shower with me.
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tell jihadi john to take off his mask and be my bitch
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shoot him with my showergun
Anus sand!
seeing as I want to die but I'm too pussy to kill myself I'd be happy
I'd just ask him to make it quick
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Jerk off. Who would attack someone who is tickling their pickle?
Fucking nobody
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Attack. That dude is like 5'5" and 130. I'd grab the arm and shove the knife in his gut.
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Remember the basics of CQC
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Wonder when the fuck did I get a hallway between my bathroom and my bedroom. Explore new house trying not to wake up masked bud's kid I promised to watch.
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>reverse grip
LOL in his face cuz he doesnt know shit about how to harm somebody with a knife
I'll move the mirror in front of my shower and continue to my room.
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run naked to him and hug him, big time
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>trolls him hard about the benefits of a standard knife grip vs a reverse knife grip
>would be attacker an heros because he's such a cuck
>Anon praised as hero, goes on to sell self defense dvds, gets truck load of vag
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Give him $1000 and my ex's address with a wink and a smile.
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start violently masturbating while mainaining eye contact and cum on his mask.