What's got /b/ pissed off about today?
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What's got /b/ pissed off about today?
>>674633472
I don't want to take my dad to his car (at the mechanics shop) because I would have to leave work early and not make as much money... Wut do?
Look, sometimes I look at pictures of people really living life and I'm like "do you think they're secretly gay?"
>>674633665
Kill your dad and sell his car.
Simple
>>674633665
Call a cab?
>>674633861
If you live anywhere near Seattle they probably are.
>>674633472
I humped my mom's cat once
She'd had it for like ten years
I still feel shitty about it
I was an obnoxious brat who kept doing stupid ass stuff to try and be funny
>>674633472
I wish nigger nech had killed himself so i never had to deal with his god damn bullshit retard bleach drinker plans the fucking cocksucking cuck can't even handle the most basic of tasks when everyone is giving him clear directions i wish he was dead but NO i gotta CONSTANTLY FOREVER DEAL WITH HIS AUTISM
>>674634190
You humped the wrong pussy. I think we've all humped something weird though at some point or another. I'm sure the cat doesn't think less of you for it.
>>674634477
>checked
Elaborate?
>>674634063
I actually live in Sacramento, but I VPN and don't get offline ever so technically I live near Seattle, New York, Chicago, Los Angeles
>>674634804
I used to live in Marysville back in the 90s. How is it out there these days?
I'm not necessarily pissed off, but I am a bit melancholic, somber, and existential atm. I expected some contact from my boyfriend by now, and the lack of it is starting to make me rethink my relationship and my life in general.
>>674634750
Well I mean it's dead now so I guess not
>also was just her back, I didn't actually stick it in
I messed up on scantron messed up numbering got a 65
people not speaking English IN ENGLAND
>>674635070
I can relate to most of those feelings. Have you tried talking to him? Maybe he isn't aware you want some interaction?
>>674635127
I can't even imagine how bad a cat would flip if you actually tried to fuck it.
>>674635247
Done that before, shit sucks.
>>674635465
Sorry to hear about your immigrant situation man. Is it really that bad?
>>674635465
OI JIBBER JABBER M8 CHING CHONG THE LOO DERP
I once downloaded Google chrome on my work's computer because they were using internet explorer.
Suddenly all the cached data from locates dissapears when they start using it, and one of my co-workers almost got the blame
I only knew because a different co-worker told me what happened, asking if I had done anything
Technically I didn't, but still
>>674635896
1. fuck you man
2. COR BLIMEY GOVNOR THE IMMIGRANTS ARE FUCKING UP ME COUNTRY
>>674635070
If it makes you feel better, it's probably because he's really bust fucking 2-3 others on the side and doesn't have time to remember which him you like.
>>674636071
I'm up in the luxurious Seattle area where we're getting constantly buttfucked by immigrants and the insane amount of homeless. I hate this place almost as much as L.A.
>>674635985
Chrome should be standard anyway.
>>674636224
*busy
I ask a question in a chat room. Someone says I should have researched the matter. Well what the fuck is asking questions if not research?
I NEED TO SELL OFF RARE RETROGAMES AND POKEMON CARDS TO MAKE CASH FOR INSTA PURCHASE! BUT NOBODY'S BUYING SHIT!
>>674633472
I ordered a new vape in the mail (Edgy I know)
and my friend has my RDA, Or the top piece that makes it work for those of you who dont know.
I texted him today and he saw it but never responded, I said 'Respond to me god dammit' he still never responded. I need it back because I'm about to go smoke a cigarette and I quit so thats bad
>>674636639
Typical. It's almost worse when they respond with a personal experience that's completely unrelated to the question.
>>674636791
>halo
>retro
Anon....
>>674636924
I quit smoking about 7 years ago. Hang in there man, don't fall back into that trap.
>>674637241
Lol. Yeah.
PLEASE BUY or just gtfo. And they never do. No matter how Cold or flat I respond, the chit chat takes over. 20 comments and it's a cubcake party! FUCK!
>>674633472
I LOVE YOU PLEASE DONT DO THIS TO ME AFTER 5 YEARS
fucking bitch let me fuck her without a rubber... and spend money on her dumbass before she told me she fucked a nigger.
I'm going to die from AIDS.
My best friend told me I can't fuck his ex of 3 years, they broke up a year ago
Just found out about Youtube Red
>be me
>2 girls I like
>try talking to one
>fuck up terribly
>she now tries to avoid me at all costs
>like the other one more, but haven't talked to her at all
>friends keep telling me to try
>scared for my life to do it after what happened
>pissed bc I'm too pussy to talk to a girl
Yes you are
After so long of doing everything for her when she was down, she left me as she was back up. Now i am retracing her footsteps in that darkness.
>>674639173
how the rock you've been living under?
Just dont know what to fucking do with my life....rinse and repeat everyday...slowly losing friends....maybe an hero...
>>674633665
Use an Uber and pay for it. It's your fucking dad, have a little respect.
I jerked off next to my sleeping niece
I'm pissed of by those gay/lesbian cunts who think its such a big deal to tell everyone what they are . fucking wankers . I'ts like me telling everyone my fucking fetish . Right no one cares. so why are they making such a big deal out of this. ''Uh I'm gay i need to tell it everyone'' fuck off wanker
