Ylyl thread Gold edition

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>>674626869

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My name is Jo Capitalicide from Zex! Suck my cock!!

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>>674627050
K lol

>>674627018
>David

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Who wants to check out my band???

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>>674628111
Nobody noticed my dubs :(

Holy shit my sides. This thread is gold.

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>>674628273
I mean trips

>>674628273
kill self. now

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>>674628435
No! >:^)

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Does anyone here like my band?

>>674628613
just do it faggot

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>>674628819
Ayy lmao

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>>674628962
Lmao dis anon savage af!

>>674627018
fuckin hell dave step it up

>>674626869
kek, the garage door is on the wrong side

>>674629175
ok what the fuck.

>>674628054
Explain

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>>674629269
Let it consume you

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>>674629482
;)

>>674626869
op you forgot the joke in your image

>>674626869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9BzA_0TLBs

>>674629684
>Garage door

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>>674629023

Check out my band Zex! Contact me! Jo Capitalicide or Barbara Steel on facebook!!!

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>>674629684
Take a good look @ at m8

>>674629684

the joke is the picture but it was clearly explained on reddit that it is supposed to be that way

>>674627018
fucking david

>>674627018
JUST

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>>674629707
>>674629796
>>674629842
Fuck off

>>674629852
its boring house in a boring landscape

>>674628506
kek

>>674627018
Guys be nicer to david , you know he was at a disadvantage when he was cooked to long and went black.

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>>674630261
Take a

GOOD

look at it

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>>674628111
lost

>>674629608
Get out of here with your emoticons. We do not accept them here.

>>674626869
Google "How to convince your mom to sleep with you" and see what happens

>>674626869
Surely this is a shop

>>674629845
Wanna do a split? Hmu [email protected]

>>674630395
BOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRIIIIIIING

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>>674630597
:o
>>674630607
>>674630608
No

fuck this thread its sooooooooooo boring i'm drunk an almost asleep

>>674629707
Too soon

>>674626869
Oh gawd my sides

>>674629307
You ate the biggest joke of any YLYL thread

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>>674629561
zoomed in and felt trapped.

>>674629307
"in 1 minute i will delete this image. pretend like it's the most disgusting and offensive thing you've ever soon, and laugh at all the newfags who don't know what's going on"

what does that mean?

Is... is this a ylyl thread?

Really?

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>>674631049

>>674630912
pls explain the joke i'm not seeing here

>>674628814
Lol

>>674631232
no it's a ycyl thread

>>674630664
Contact me on our facebook page!! We can get in touch there!! Where are you located? Were in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada!

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>>674631232
?

>>674628415
lost

>>674631417
fuck you i'm not a brony

>>674631401
Lawrence, Kansas, USA. Link me the page, fam

>>674631485
Can confirm. Avoided doctor. Almost died.

>>674627139
This is so innocent I lost

>>674631581
Confirmed brony guys

>>674631905
huehuehue no

>>674631232
It is mostly just op pretending two under age fags

Whats so funny? Its the model home at a new development...they tear up the concrete and create a driveway when the house is sold.

>>674631220
it means he is a faggot

>>674628054
The female thinks it's people

>>674632139
holy shit that one surprised me in a very positive way
9/10

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>>674632139
hahahaha astronaut

>>674630607
HOLY FUCK LMAO

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>>674631664
go to zexzexzexofficial on face book, or just google Zex!!! Were going on tour in the US and Europe soon as well. Maybe we can book a show together??

>>674632139
file saved as crotchrocket.webm

>>674631485
Must be American. Fuck Yeah!!!!

>>674626869
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>674628273
Cringechecked

>>674632271
wow, that is incredibly awkward.... before the end even happened... it looks like they're both looking for attention

>>674632574
If you come anywhere near Kansas, sure

>>674632473
holy kek

>>674627139
something about this seems fishy

>>674630833
Fucking 2k likes.

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holy fuck its like 9gag took a shit in here

>>674626869
It looks like a face

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>>674629307

MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>674627640
I rek u at smash melee. I main luigi lets go

>>674629475
Ƹ>

>>674626869
Lost on the first entry. Fuck.

>>674629307
PARTY TIME!!!!!

>>674627529
Ylyl bread, faggot, not fucking cringe

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>>674633469

>>674631701
kek

>>674629707
wtf man what is wrong with you

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>>674629561
It's like watching the march of time

>>674629307
ok for the record I didn't know what that was when I clicked on it

>>674632332
Love how they all look at him in sync

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>>674630833

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>>674627018
David's my hero.

Same picture's, and even in the same order as last thread. Holy shit, fucking drones man.

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>>674626869
OP- did you tell them this was a MODEL home for the tract builder and they are removing the concrete on the adjoining lot. How are so many of you that stupid.

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>>674626869
i lost at the very start kek

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>>674629561

>>674632473
you earned a kek

>>674632139
someonme submit this to jezabell

>>674629307
Here come the bananas

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>>674630483

>>674634507
>Not knowing America lost the Vietnam war
I've got some bad news for you, anon...

>>674634423
dat filename

>>674633220
Welcome, newfriend.

>>674626869
Nice to see some fresh original content here sometimes

>>674629488
Cruel and hilarious. The best kind of ylyl

>>674628814
That was stupid. Not worth the read

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>>674634861
>not getting the joke

>>674634930
mah nigguh he gon fly outta tha place wit dat?

>>674632332
>dude what the heck?

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I'm gonna dump stuff out of my really old /b/ folder. I'm going by thumbnails, so some if it might be feels shit, or whatever.

>>674627942
Kek

>>674628924
Your name backwards is toggaf

>>674628111
Lost

>>674634384
Check the filename

>>674627018
david just said fuck you

>>674629466
Gosh, thanks for explaining

>>674627659
red hot chili peppers are dead

>>674629561
Holy shit the battery drain

>>674629307
Fucking kill me

>>674632832
Is the joke that the first image already looks like a faceswap?

Im powerfull

>>674636049
the bitch out the right definitely isn't asking for it, unless it's a blanket to cover that shit up with.

>>674636049
what's really ironic is the only protection these girls have against them eventually getting raped because they're asking for it is other men protecting them... clearly a man is the only thing that's going to stop an aggressive man

>>674636186
Mazda 323

>>674634676
lost omfg

>>674632574
buncha faggots

>>674636077
check the times, it's charging, the little symbol on the battery might also give that away.

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>>674632653

>>674630607
What happens? Too scared.

>>674636304
You will never be as deliriously happy as that monkey

>>674634911
I puked a little

>>674627018
>david

>>674635636
First thing that made me laugh in the whole thread

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>>674634911
I need the Snoo-Snoo!

>>674636412
I think that's the point. The whole movement isn't in defense of women dressing like sluts; they are just asking guys to stop raping people no matter what.

>>674627357

no swastika? you're slipping, /b/.

>>674636412
I legitimately would have just stood by end let it happen. Silently making eye contacting with a incredibly smug look on my face while she screamed and pleaded with me to help her before finally saying just one word. Kek.

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>>674637166
fucking lost

>>674627139
>@ReddlyApp
Is this the new 9gag?

>>674631265
Look at the garage and driveway faggot. How the fuck you think they are supposed to use the driveway to get in the garage?

>>674629707
too banana

>>674636560
don't do this, it makes mustard gas

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You all lost

>>674634911
The only thing I lost was my supper

>>674628415
Typical fucking jackie

>>674637166
From russia with love

>>674632332
Every time I come to half chan every webm has no sound. The shit the guys say is half the greatness of this webm. That and the fact that the one firing is a woman.

>>674627018
I'm the David in my family.

>>674637126
What is happening here?

>>674637339
Off-Road 4x4

>>674632473
lost

>>674626869
Mexican labor is so cheap though

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>>674637290
Yes! :D

>>674637190
No, they're retarded cunts who are focusing their protest on the fact that trolls have said that some girls were "asking for it" when they were raped. Anyone with a slightest modicum of common sense could tell you that this kind of protest didn't prevent a single rape. They're wasting their time making a big stink over a few hurtful words someone said online.

>>674637577
Cables, the cars stucked with the cables, but the security camera has a shitty quality and we can't see them.

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>>674637192

(before reading)
THERE BETTER BE NO SANDNIGGER PROPAGANDA

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>>674634471

>>674636077
it's not draining; it's charging

>>674632473
I've been laughing for 5 minutes straight here and still going, holy shit

>>674636500
story? is that marilyn manson?

>>674637923
>mfw using incognito
You ruined it anon

>>674635364
lol.

>>674637213
Yeah but what will you do after you cut yourself on that edge?

>>674628819
Red Hot Brian Peppers

>>674629175
I do this more than I'd to admit.

>>674629608
top zozzle

>>674629744
This is me as soon as they invent those fucking goggles!

>>674630483
Wonderful

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>>674637887
U didn't remove my watermark :o

>>674637190
ok well ah... you can't simply request that a person go change their inner drive - and no this statement is not equivalent to men's drive = to rape (i can see that argument coming even though no person would argue that). but it's a collection of different things that would initiate a rape I'm guessing and certainly heightening sexual arousal is going to increase the chance of a sexual event taking place.. like... it's a very simple thing to understand.

>>674630247
That made me like Trump. Is that the point?

>>674629707
save it, it's too soon, my friend :^)

>>674628814
stolen from a greentext, "bus vigilante"

>>674632832
No way

>>674638474
top photoshop skills m8

>>674629561
nooooooooooooo nooooooooooooo not this again nooooo

>>674637565
do you know where i could find the webm with sound?

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>>674637923

>>674638474
didnt even notice it m8

>>674635523
don't think that's a real one anyways
tessa fowler's famous for those tits now

>>674638379
well... you can pick up a google cardboard and throw a strap on it... get a fleshlight.. and watch some pov 3d porn... good enough?

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>>674638533
Eh.

>>674635636
LOL

>>674631417
the other one was funnier

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>>674628415
you know there is a life lesson to be learnt hear

>>674634911
>Vomits internally

>>674630520
i lost

>>674631701
fucking kek'd
well played

>>674627773

It's the simple things that get me.

>>674632770
karma is a bitch

>>674631701
I cannot fucking believe this was that funny

>>674629488
Lost

>>674636399
check'd

>>674635523
tessa fowler

>>674636500
life is so absurd. also, nice dubs

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>>674638669

>>674629707
Too soon

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>>674637592
you got me

>>674637592
>best filename

>>674634861
Jesus, you're slow as fuck

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from a most recent creep thread:

"my god! now that is a stove id put my firewood in"

>>674639382
I honestly don't get what's funny with his top. Care to elaborate?

>>674637592
lost @filename

>>674637565
no its a 17 year old guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDu1MmQfWIA

>>674639047
ladies and gentlemen, the next president of the united states. we're fucked.

>>674629370
>yes we can
that kills the man

SINGLES GET!!¡¡¡!!!!!!¡

>>674629307
You sick fuck kys!

>>674629307
KEKEKEKEK

>>674628924
kek

>>674640037
Jew detected.

>>674638164
>damn im making almost a 1/4 million dollars with 2 children.
>taxes go up 5 percent, Fuck you Obama!

>>674627139
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>>674640207
Success good night /b/ros

>>674627773

Lol

>>674639576
fucking teemo

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>>674627018

>mfw David said fuck that shit and just shitposts all day while living on parents money

>>674640522
a cable was across the road and caught the cars, no magnets involved

>>674629475
Lost it

>>674631599
kek

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Time I witnessed pure autism
>be me 15 in high school
>around 2008
>there was always this fedora-wearing-mlp-piece-of-shit
>name was Derek
>anyways
>he starts slowly going emo
>wearing dark eyeliner
>teachers don't give a shit
>one day
>he posts to Facebook
>"hey guys, I can't take it any longer. I'm just going to end it all. Followed by a fuck-long paragraph about how nobody loves him
>everybody commenting "don't do it and PM me we will talk"
>attention seeking little faggot
>anyways. Look at who liked it
>his Mom
>mfw

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>>674639823
Fuck you, faggot

>>674638558
True, read it before

>>674631701
Lost

>>674634911

I'm impressed. Sea World just found a new business model.

>>674640768
Wait..only his mother liked it?

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>>674632473
Top kek

>>674635780
>Frey
Wait a minute...

>>674627773
Can't get it

>>674640962
WHY do people keeping losing to it. It's original but what is funny about it like Really??

>>674636304
this makes me happy

>>674629307
That's fucking disgusting anon

>>674635636
Winrar

>>674629482
You've clearly never fuckin heard of The Onion you faggot

>>674637604

ahaha california legal ak nigga
fuckin lame
back to /k/