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>>674623926
...wat?
>>674623926
kek'd but I think it's fake
>>674624277
Keked and checked
>>674623926
This has to be fake....
>>674624938
It's important to do stretching in the morning
>>674625724
WHAT THE FUCK... MAN!?
fucking disgusting.
>>674626142
you must be new here
>>674625064
nice one
>>674626282
never seen that image before, I bet you haven´t either.
>>674625660
>it's a hologram
Wtf these guys can't be real
>>674626497
someone can do those things and not be a 280 social reject.
Could be a little fresher
>>674626282
so fake, the stages of digging up a body and burying it are diferent, not just reversed order of each other lol.
>>674625253
classic
>>674626604
No wonder he'd left
>>674625660
>fly's down
honestly surprised that was a typo
>>674627318
I wanna die
>>674625384
Jesus Christ
>>674625384
>The main problems with gaming culture right now are: racism, misogyny, homophobia, & intolerance in general
what?
>but we're NERDS, goddammit! we're supposed to be SMART!
just because you enjoy games and wear big-ass glasses doesn't make you a nerd and being a nerd doesn't imply being smart
>video games are being considered: art, a valuable aspect of culture, not exclusively a passtime for shitty basement-dwelling manchildren
what game is considered "a valuable aspect of culture"?
it's since about late 00s when games were considered "exclusively a passtime for shitty basement-dwelling manchildren" but there's a history of 30+ years of games being just cool. just because you don't remember it because you didn't live at that time doesn't mean it didn't happened
>>674624482
I am confused by the objects on the right side. Still got a boner though
>>674623926
I looked up M90.org and got a hookup site
>>674624682
Yes
>>674627966
Holy shit this can't be real
>>674623926
its fake you fucking idiot. there's a current that runs through every saw blade and forces the saw to stop in a fraction of a second if it gets dissipated through human flesh.
>>674627318
Death ain't so bad
>>674625936
Fuck, I lost.
>>674628795
>>674629227
lost
>>674627622
love this one
>This thread is slowly turning into a banana thread
>>674623926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9BzA_0TLBs
>>674625064
epic, if true
>>674623926
Fake or American
>>674628637
When did this become a "u boner you lose"?
>>674625210
>guy cuts his hand
>ITS FAKE :((((((((( XDDD
>>674624765
No matter how many times I see this picture, the worst thing about it is his sock.
>>674629663
I want to see his response though
>>674629911
Hellavuh ride right there
>>674625064
Not buyin' it.
>>674626497
>12-year old detected
>>674627318
I feel suicidal after reading that.
>>674628147
0/10
Ate tuna casserole while reading
>>674627966
He is dead now I think
>>674628691
>every saw blade
Mother fucker it's not on every table saw only top of the line ones and its still a relatively new feature. I don't disagree that this is fake but don't go spouting off bullshit. He is obviously holding a fake thumb in his hand
>>674630948
>mad brony is mad.
>>674631139
not even top of the line ones thats a patent held by one company called sawstop
>>674628691
No there fucking isn't you plank. Such a thing does exist, but it's not installed on the vast majority of table saws in the world. It might still be fake though.
>>674631139
Too right
>>674631646
omg who the fuck cares?
>>674628891
I mean... He must be blind
>>674628691
Yes, table saws all have this feature. They always have. There was never a point in time when they didn't.
Ever.
Idiot.
>>674628147
well jesus, that would be an interesting episode of "i didnt know i was pregnant"
>>674628637
If you reversed the roles, this would be rape.
>>674626767
>butthurt autistic 9-year old detected
>>674632325
>imagine him forcing his dick down her throat
>>674631646
Thank you
>>674631805
Obviously you because your point fell apart. Now go sit in the corner
>>674625253
Thats from that ad, right?
That condom ad?
>>674632325
It'd be hot then too. Consenting adults man, consenting adults.
>>674628582
this is pretty funny
>>674625384
this is some cringy bullshit right here
>>674629040
what is going on here
>>674628235
dafuk is 'gaslight'?
>>674628490
I like this shit. Rekt
>>674623926
this isnt rekt/ylyl/oc or comics.
you ruined the thread from the first post.
>>674630290
No. The way he reacted makes it look fake.
>>674633006
>gaslight
To manipulate events and situations in order to make a person believe that he or she is crazy
>>674625660
>its a hologram
Fucking classic haha
>>674628582
that's fucking stupid
>>674628691
>every saw blade
AHAHAHAH
EVERYONE POINT AT HIM AND LAUGH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>674632974
nice try.
I'm not being tricked into fucking a grizzly bear again
>>674625384
stopped reading once i realized it was some pussy ass noob crying because someone made fun of his non leet ass.
>>674629911
Okay, so.. I don't have a smart phone or do texting, but isn't there a way you can just block a person so you don't have to deal with their virtual shit?
>>674627205
I don't get it..
just some moron samefagging ?
>>674635025
Punch them in the face
>>674624827
Shit, i've got a huge boner, I wish a I had a sister just for this kind of stuff
>>674635101
You have considered only one option
>>674624827
My dick is diamonds
>>674635342
but I guess you got a brother so... carpe diem
>>674624827
>>674635646
>thinking this is remotely real
lol, no one calls their sibling "sis" or "bro", ever, in the history of ever, all of these are always fake as fuck
>>674626767
wrong!!!!
>>674626282
You just be extremely unattractive if you end up doing shit like that.
Good on you anon
>>674636041
Not all but most of them
>>674636041
>>674636696
And you wont stop me by fapping on them
>>674628235
Kek the first one is glorious.
>guy inherits cool shit
>fucks off and leaves crazy feminist to fend for herself
>>674635345
what do you mean, he samefags and screencaps his own thread.. it's not that funny
>>674627807
this picture is more sad than funny.
because of the text
whoever wrote it is either mentally handicapped or a millennial child
>>674624827
Of all the things that didnt happen, this didn't happen the most.
>>674637165
The policeman could have screencapped the thread
>>674629227
okay, finally chuckled
>>674628235
what does the fourth one have to do with the other three
>>674626500
Newfriend detected
>>674637733
Lost
>>674624392
Classic fucking video. Haven't seen that shit in years
>>674626916
Shit, I remember this game.
What was the name of it?
>>674639250
>can u feel like a finger in your ass?
>my hands are up here
>>674625897
what was this asshole evn doing?
cut in half. pull apart. PULL SEED OUT. then cut into strips or pieces. was this asshole trying to use a knife to cut a hard seed out one of the softest fruits?
>>674639882
What?
>>674626767
Ok then they're most likely a 120 social reject
>>674625660
It may be autism at its finest but "sephiroth" is a "that kid"
>>674636807
>Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant, Reactor 4 control room, April 26th 1986
>>674624392
damn i remember this shit
>>674637733
Rekt, keked, and checked.
Today was a good day.
>>674631805
You should you fucking idiot, you made a point that "every" saw stops when it detects human flesh, and now that you're being proven wrong you're on the defensive that "it doesn't even matter lol Xp". Kill yourself you fucking cunt.
>>674624620
That is a bro. Save you from a land whale like that.
>>674624827
>omg my bad
>*send dick pic
>omg wtf
>you're sick
>never
>*i can make you cum
>hahah no you won't
>ok sure
Fake and gay.
>>674641337
>1337
And later he tongued his anus to be grateful
>>674639250
Corruption of champions, pretty sure. That'll be $50 paypal, thanks.
>>674627461
im glad i didnt grow up in low class
>>674624827
Any bigger pic of his dick?
>>674636041
This. People who get off to this clearly don't have real siblings. This shit is nasty.
>>674623926
wat? LOL
is this real?
>>674630290
Anyone that's not a braindead fucktard can see that it's fake you shitstain
>>674626466
What a fag
>>674627916
I grew up in the early 90's - a time when being cursed by the "nerd" tag was nothing to to envy. It meant you were a fucking loser. Had nothing to do with your hobbies, like video games or whatever, and was a title that nobody wanted. Being a nerd meant you were likely to be picked on relentlessly by every kid in school lucky enough to be known as less of a nerd than you were. School yard trippings, trash can cannings, getting punked every day for lunch money until your mom finally paid the cafateria in advance every month, and of course having to face the gauntlet of cool kids & REAL bullies between classes, and on the walk home after school, who wanted nothing more than to sieze every oppotunity to remind you of your shame & that your life absolutely sucks.
Kids died for being labled a "nerd". Kids these days have no idea how retarded they sound when exclaiming confidently,
> I'M SUCH A NERD
I kind of want to go shoot up a school.
>>674632979
taco bell at 1, football match at 3
>>674624119
any /k/ommandos have an idea what went wrong here?
>>674625064
Legend
>>674628304
Sauce on this?
>>674625660
>fly's down
A rape rp would've been a better read than this autism.
>>674642072
It's not supposed to blow up like this
>>674628691
Holy shit you're an idiot
>>674637733
>Fucking lost hard
>>674626497
Dashawn Smith @faqubro on IG,
>>674627255
good, and ok
>>674642072
Sabotaged rounds. Bassicly a trap
>>674628582
Funny as fuck. Wishful fucking thinking, but funny.
>>674624620
>tumblr meets /fit
Time to dump star wars shit
>>674623926
ok, so one more time for the retards: it is FAKE
he is holding his real thumb under his palm the one he s cutting a fake thumb that has been attached to his hand...
>>674628637
Yes.
>>674642635
Good job Sherlock
>>674626371
What is the second one? I get 60fps, high texture res, but I can't tell what the second one is.
>>674626466
fucking weaboos
>>674632974
>notagrizzlybear.ohgod
>>674642830
Fake
>>674628691
Hey, go to your nearest woodshop and put your hand on a saw blade.
>>674642928
Did you save all of mine?
>>674642839
You don't know what full HD is?
>>674627085
>Angry beavers
Made me kek
>>674632145
Im sure the first table saw made forever ago came with this feature and no one in history has ever been cut by a table saw before. Thanks anon.
>>674639882
>master kek
>>674640502
>>674628765
Grinned at Saitama and the women's locker room.
>>674640451
Perhaps it wasn´t ripe
>>674643103
fucking kekd
>>674628582
That happened to me like three times. Not even trolling.
>>674628691
lmao at all the /b/tards who think
>I have a table saw let me see
You almost got me bro.
One of the best ylyl threads in a while. Love this. This brings me hope for /b/
>>674624119
Oh, could be lots of things. Our split ODA used to leave rigged mortar rounds pretty much everywhere they went. Nignog Mooslimes were happy for the free ammo and would blow themselves up for days. Also, the tube could have been overheated. Damaged round. Damaged powder increment. Lots of things. On the bright side, he's hanging out with 72 Anons right now.
>>674626282
Modern art.
>>674626282
What is this ..
Thats not real..
>>674643103
No..post them
>>674643262
that makes sense. if you're dumb enough to eat hard avocado then you're dumb enough to put a knife through your own hand. the iq stats add up. mustve been a child
>>674643774
Make sure to save em bro
>>674632325
Shut the fuck up.
>>674628353
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy lmao
>>674625660
Fucking lel would love to see sephirorhs response he was dead set of winning. ITS A HOLOGRAM
>>674627461
i'd like to think that elysia was stabbed that night
>>674643921
White knight detected
>>674643916
>>674628765
Who's the buff russian looking (futa?) next to horse mask in the high test panel?
>>674644000
>>674623926
fake
>>674628691
8/10
>>674644000
these memes need more
>>674625724
why does she have three legs ?
>>674625318
>do a barrel roll!
>>674629227
Poor old russian dude. Just wanted some coke.
>>674630216
sauce?
>>674625796
the fact that this guy lives next to a freeway is the best part. Id rather live in Idaho than that
>>674644195
I got you covered still
>>674623926
When I see this I hear in my head Oliver Hardy in pain.
>>674644096
these are drier than rye
>>674627318
what is life
>>674626229
did he die ?
>>674627052
Of course it's fake. Look at that autistic MS paint spray on the bottom pictures.
>>674625724
That's not ketchup, and that's not shit.
Fuck
>>674630050
That's cruel. Kek.
>>674642064
kek
>>674630305
LOST SO HARD OMFG THIS GUY IS A GENIUS!
>>674643105
I couldn't guess it from the pic. Thanks anon.
>>674624827
>>674637733
Out of all the fake shit, this is the gayest.
>>674644917
This is the last one so, i'm fine
>>674644886
>4
fuck off samefag
>>674627255
I'd be fucking proud. At least he won't behave like all the other pussy fucking millenials around him
>>674643999
>"if a man did this it's rape"
>I tell him to fuck off since it's all consenual already
>I'm the white knight
Kill yourself.
>>674643768
you have no idea how expensive that would be to fabricate do you?
doing it for reals would be entirely more cost effective and less time consuming.
>modern art sometimes costs lives
>>674624827
awww man, this is so real
for sure that happened
>>674635844
i want to kill her
>>674628582
drawn by some desperately attention starved fedora wearing faggot
/foreveralone
>>674627318
ugh
fuck dude
>>674645089
samefag
>>674626995
Underrated
>>674645191
what is photoshop?
>>674644703
I hope so what a dumbass
>>674624277
Sauce
>>674628037
dunkey to save unicorn kind
>>674636041
I call my sister "sis" exclusively.
I don't find her remotely attractive though, and would never even consider fucking her.
>>674628637
I hate it when my wife does this to me when I play games.
>>674631114
Wow. How you so hardcore?
>>674636696
I have neither done this or heard of this, ever. I imagine "bro" is used occasionally, but pretty much in the same sense you might use it with your friends. I can't imagine anyone says "sis". I cringe even thinking about saying it. Not even in the 90s would that be normal.
>>674640451
It's a woman
>>674625897
lol Rory MacDonald you dumb fuck
this is why you didn't win the title
>>674625384
Okay, you got me, I'm triggered.
>>674628490
Ho wow, I did that pic
>>674645191
Yes like my life. This picture gave me cancer.
>>674626282
>wow you're not sexually attracted to things meeting an untimely end
>you're totally new here lol xdd
>>674646064
fucking unimaginable that people would shorten words like brother to bro and sister to sis.
in diz day n age of butchered english.
ayyy lmao lol inb4 fags u c wut i meen
>>674626881
Whats beyond beta? Gamma? How far can it go?
>>674640451
Not an asshole. A bitch. Look at the fingernails. After that revelation it should be no surprise. Bitches are dumb
>>674626466
if that was my kid, i would hit this faggot so hard he would end up turning japanese
>>674626881
> biggest beta ever
> straight up assassinates this dude in his sleep
> pick one
>>674646865
Both cut.. What a waste
>>674641918
Wow you're butthurt. Fucking nerd.
oc
rekt
>>674643743
Kek'd.
Nignog mooslimes would blow up themselves for days LOLOLLLL
>>674623926
lost
>>674624277
sauce
>>674626881
moral of the story: use two layers of plastic bags
>>674637091
With some luck this is the future that awaits us.
>>674625253
SPOOKY M8
>>674642959
no shit sherlock
>>674626229
how the fuck could you not hear a train coming while riding a bike????
